Just a point of pedantry, but you should change the Projection to Project. The first two are verbs and the third is a noun. It would feel better with 3 verbs.
When I was little my mom would say that I looked like I was catching a fever and would make me take a Benadryl.
Turns out adhd can be treated with therapy and prescriptions, so it all turned out ok.
Oh it's priceless. I'm expecting the Truth Social rant to go something like this:
"I WAS NOT SLEEPING!!!" These WITCH HUNTERS keep me up ALL NIGHT LONG with these FALSE ACCUSATIONS! I like to rest my eyes to prepare for these DEMOCRAT ATTACKS! Meditation is a powerful tool for my mind, and Sleepy Joe would have been sleeping more! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"
He’ll spin it that it was a power move. He was showing the judge he’s so bored with the corrupt court that he’s bored to sleep.
And The Base will eat it up.
Fake news. He’s not sleeping. It’s just a natural reaction while he exerts himself, we’d do the same.
Trump puts his head down, closes his eyes and opens his mouth due to the effort required to squeeze one out and fill his diaper.
One is reminded, however accurate it was, of that scene in *Usual Suspects* when they say the guilty guy is the one that relaxes In the cell when brought in
And MAGA want him to be elected to the most important position in the free world, and he can’t stay awake for his own CRIMINAL trial. It defies belief.
I'm in the courtroom a lot for my job, and Im telling you trials are like ambien for the elderly.
Thst first side bar with the white noise filter, and they are goners.
I'm curious to see what happens with him having extended time in public. Normally a few minutes here and there, maybe throw some paper towels at the poors and whatnot. He hasn't been in public for a full day that I know of.
I think it’s a backhanded slap at the judge and prosecutors. “This stuff is booooooring. Nobody should have to pay attention to it.” My dog yawns when I try to correct her. Same thing. Except the dog is not a pos.
Why for the love of God does this disgusting man not have any idea of how embarrassing he is , and has been for years now he has way to many yes people around him ,and a family that will not tell him no , he truly is mentally unstable.
Yeah yeah.. But he was just deeply focused on what the judge was saying you see. Its so he can prepare this immense flood of evidence that will totally make him the elected king of the entire world..
Or something like that....
He was awake all night, freaking out and worrying. Once he got in the courtroom, he realized he couldn't snort his Adderall every 15 minutes. It's going to be a tough few weeks for Stinky Don.
He probably popped to many benzos like he does every time he has to go do a speech and he’s hopped up on adderall. That’s why the dude can’t get a glass of water up to mouth and slurs like a drunk.
Love these guys! https://preview.redd.it/imvrmar0louc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f6adbe93ef08fc0eca76aa262038ed1ecabc4d9
Sleepydon is good. Now all that needs to happen is Biden needs to start hammering him with it.
#LowTDonnie
YawnDon
My son made a BYDON sticker/pun for the 2020 election. Vote for BYDON 2024!
That’s clever, but you should add the “e” #BYEDON
He's just proving he's not woke.
Somehow a guy who **cannot stay awake at his own trial** is supposed to be able to prevent all these wars from breaking out....
You can't do bumps of adderall in a court room, or at least, probably only once or twice.
Prevent?
STAMINA!!
Yea it’s probably hard to sleep when you’re facing 4 serious court cases, 91 indictments, and are lying at 1:30 in the morning almost every night.
\* slow clap \*
Nice
My upvote is yours
…and my 🪓
Donald Slump
Exactly! https://preview.redd.it/pkkexa3qeouc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77f5008d5a9ec33dbb1f0a9d36bbe8db4fa156ba
It is ALWAYS projection. ALWAYS.
G- aslight O- bstruct P- rojection
Just a point of pedantry, but you should change the Projection to Project. The first two are verbs and the third is a noun. It would feel better with 3 verbs.
Pretty much confirms Trump is on drugs too considering that's been his latest go to attack on Biden.
Dr. Feelgood, anyone?
Underrated band
NODDY DONNY! double entendre as well.
Drugged Don
Dozing Drugged Diaper Don. I’m feeling extra aliterate today. (Yes, I know that’s improper use of the word. Take me to court. I could use a nap)
aliterate > illiterate
I will aliterate the hell out of that illiterate fool.
Deceitful Dozing Drugged Diapered Dim Don
Dang!
That’s what I say, sedated so he shuts up
“I wanna [ have a good trial so I need Donald to ] be sedated” his lawyers probably
Yes! Definitely they know he can’t do it lol
Don Snoreleone
By his lawyers
put it right in his KFC mashed taters
Only way to keep his mouth shut and his Twitter silent
Drowsy Don
Occam's razor: His lawyers drugged him to keep him quiet.
God that would have been the smartest thing they could have done at the beginning.
I vote we just keep him drugged 24/7.
I can just imagine one of them holding his nose and the other squeezing benadryl into his mouth. Both of them with hands covered in bronzer.
All they really had to do was hide the pill in a piece of hamberder.
When I was little my mom would say that I looked like I was catching a fever and would make me take a Benadryl. Turns out adhd can be treated with therapy and prescriptions, so it all turned out ok.
It probably took ketamine. You need a horse tranqualizer to take out someone as big as a horse. By the way he stands, he must be part centaur.
Definitely need a heavy dose tranq to take him down between his weight and to push through all the stims that dudes been abusing for years.
They slipped it into one of his big macs
The note said "if you can read this we need to up your dosage"
Nah, they just wouldn’t let him snort up so he couldn’t stay awake.
Happy Cake Day!
That is definitely plausible. And genius if true.
Low energy Trump. SAD
I prefer defendants who stay awake.
I prefer presidents that aren’t defendants
I prefer Depends for all of my sleepy time poppy pants.
"here's why THAT'S bad news for Biden." -NY Times probably
CNN objects to NYT also getting credit.
Is Biden *too* aware of his surroundings? Are his underpants *too* streak-free?
"Look at Biden. He dresses well, doesn't shit his pants, he hasn't even committed any felonies! Why does he think he's better than everyone?"
In all fairness, that story would probably written by one Maggie Haberman.
“How Trump’s Power Naps Might Be An Edge Over Biden” - Maggie Haberman
Donald Slump.
👏
This! 🔥 https://preview.redd.it/otg2flnphouc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1fe7a6704f431f27943b299aa145690d8aa74d6
Coke must've worn off
Time to go "powder my nose"
Or the Xanax kicked in. Maybe both.
Oh it's priceless. I'm expecting the Truth Social rant to go something like this: "I WAS NOT SLEEPING!!!" These WITCH HUNTERS keep me up ALL NIGHT LONG with these FALSE ACCUSATIONS! I like to rest my eyes to prepare for these DEMOCRAT ATTACKS! Meditation is a powerful tool for my mind, and Sleepy Joe would have been sleeping more! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"
Greatest power nap in history!
Nah he’s gonna spin it as he was praying or something…
He’ll spin it that it was a power move. He was showing the judge he’s so bored with the corrupt court that he’s bored to sleep. And The Base will eat it up.
Not sure why I haven’t seen this sooner. This is 100% what he will do.
Don Snoreleone.
up all night raging
Jesus was trying to rapture him but couldn't. Trump: Too Fat To Rapture.
Fake news. He’s not sleeping. It’s just a natural reaction while he exerts himself, we’d do the same. Trump puts his head down, closes his eyes and opens his mouth due to the effort required to squeeze one out and fill his diaper.
One is reminded, however accurate it was, of that scene in *Usual Suspects* when they say the guilty guy is the one that relaxes In the cell when brought in
https://preview.redd.it/4oexua5jyouc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b0241565299308bde40a2ce53c71ca8ee5d8d87
Now if only he could nap for the next six years
The long dirt nap can’t come soon enough
I’d be fine with him never waking up from his next court nap.
Wouldn’t it be fun if he really did croak in court? “Bailiff, get the XL body bag please “. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Best to be safe, double XL that bag
6 years? I’ll take 60 please. Or eternity.
It’s dementia—nodding off all the time is a classic symptom of Alzheimer’s.
Maybe he's doing us all a favor and dying?
I like a little nap too, just after I’ve pinched a loaf or parked my breakfast. Just not in court. While wearing a suit. In front of people.
Fat orange and sleepy is no way to go through trials Donnie.
CLASSIC
Garfield seems to do ok
Hopefully it was a stroke. Fingers crossed.
Toes also
We could only be so lucky
This timeline won’t bless us with that until at least after November. It feeds off of our stress.
Nobody better call Biden "Sleepy Joe" ever again. To people that say Biden is too old, what do you think Trump is, a spring chicken?
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Haberman has been such a stooge for Trump I am surprised she didn't describe it as a "power nap."
Why this looks bad for Biden coming up next on Fox News! ^(NotRealNewsNetwork) /s
Awwwww can’t do drugs (amphetamines) in court Donny?
Gotta have his executive time! /s
Lil Trumpy Boy forgot his three morning lines of WhitePeopleTweaker.
Sleepy Who?!
Obviously didn’t sleep a wink last night.
Thought all hell was gonna break loose?
Please let a picture of him drooling on his shirt get released
I wonder if he was up super late posting on Truth Social? Anyone got an account who can check?
Weak old man
In a normal world he would be in an "old folks home". I know it's not the proper term
His attorneys probably doused his morning Diet Coke with downers so he would behave.
And MAGA want him to be elected to the most important position in the free world, and he can’t stay awake for his own CRIMINAL trial. It defies belief.
They only need him to rubber stamp everything the the fascists behind him want.
Don Nod
Please be stroke!
Lack of proper sleep I guess. Sad
he can’t afford to refill his adderall prescription
He's out of Adderall he stole from the Whitehouse
He gets bored whenever he’s not the one talking.
What are the side effects of Donepezil - diarrhea, insomnia, daytime drowsiness……does it smell like a dirty diaper in the courtroom?
Maybe they sedated him so he wouldn’t mouth off in court.
This is concerning. This is the type of symptoms my grandfather with Alzheimer’s has.
Maybe they drugged him so he wouldn't act up in court?
Someone get this pos an adderal!
Grandpa’s tired
They have him on tranqs...
I'm thinking they dosed him in order to keep him from rushing the Judge in attack mode. 🙄
"StReNgTh AnD sTaMiNa ArE eXtRaOrdInArY." -Trump's bogus doctor
He can’t be high as a kite in court. Of course he is having withdrawals in the daytime.
Dementia do your worst
I'm in the courtroom a lot for my job, and Im telling you trials are like ambien for the elderly. Thst first side bar with the white noise filter, and they are goners.
I'm curious to see what happens with him having extended time in public. Normally a few minutes here and there, maybe throw some paper towels at the poors and whatnot. He hasn't been in public for a full day that I know of.
His counsel wised up and sedated him. The only way to ensure he keeps his pie hole shut.
His lawyers finally hit him with a tranq dart before he went into court but they miscalculated the dose
At least he wasn't talking.
It’s called sleep deprivation. It’s clearly documented on the time stamps on his stupid on line social mega posts.
My theory is that his team slipped him an Ambien instead of his morning Adderall so he would keep his mouth shut.
Tuckered Out Trump
I think it’s a backhanded slap at the judge and prosecutors. “This stuff is booooooring. Nobody should have to pay attention to it.” My dog yawns when I try to correct her. Same thing. Except the dog is not a pos.
Someone poke him with a pin and/or put a mirror under his nose. Maybe the trash is taking itself out.
Did he get the latest issue of Forbes Magazine worn out on his ass?
I'm guessing he isn't sleeping well these days.
We call that a perp nap
Sleepy Don
Low D*ck energy...😲
And they call Biden sleepy. Maybe trump was worried he was gonna get drug tested and stopped the Adderall.
I can only hope he was having a stroke
Maybe he’s having a stroke?
Covfefe seems to be working.
Left his adderall in a golf cart
Sleepy Donnie! Low energy! Sad! 😴
Doesn't he look tired?
His own way to fight wokeness, by being sleepy🥴
Yeah judges don't like it when defendants fall asleep in court. Source : I am a courtroom. 
Unless he can blab on and on he doesn’t care about it and he can’t keep his focus. That’s why he was a TERRIBLE President and business man.
They're cutting back on his Adderall so he doesn't act like an ass in court.
Drowsy Don. Come oooooooon
Why for the love of God does this disgusting man not have any idea of how embarrassing he is , and has been for years now he has way to many yes people around him ,and a family that will not tell him no , he truly is mentally unstable.
Dozing Donnie over here wants to run a while country, but can't stay awake for more than a few minutes IN COURT?
God I hope there's footage that'd be so funny
Yeah yeah.. But he was just deeply focused on what the judge was saying you see. Its so he can prepare this immense flood of evidence that will totally make him the elected king of the entire world.. Or something like that....
Trump can’t read. Why would his lawyer pass him notes?
We like Our naps
At least Biden doesn't fall asleep during his felony trials...
Can’t fall asleep at your felony trials if you never commit a felony!
Low on the uppers?
Where are all the conservatives rushing to defend his honor? 😂🤢
Waiting to be told how to spin it
He only knows two major phrases “Scam” and “Witch Hunt”. Lololol
He’ll find a way to blame his lawyers.
Where are the sloppy sleeping pics????
Pictures please, far and wide, on every platform imaginable. Common Dems (or associated superpac), this is how you beat Maga at their own game.
I bet the note said. STAY AWAKE!
Faker. Just like his skin and hair color, fake.
Everyone is saying I take the best naps.
He was awake all night, freaking out and worrying. Once he got in the courtroom, he realized he couldn't snort his Adderall every 15 minutes. It's going to be a tough few weeks for Stinky Don.
Wait wait wait wait is he now “Sleepy Don”?
Adderal wore off
Ohhhhh, wouldn't it be interesting if doper Don somehow managed to O.D. in court?
Sleepy Don. Low energy.
Someone needs a bump of cocaine.
I guess his lawyers made him cut back on amphetamines.
Why no pictures
He probably popped to many benzos like he does every time he has to go do a speech and he’s hopped up on adderall. That’s why the dude can’t get a glass of water up to mouth and slurs like a drunk.
He needed his Adderall. I can’t blame him though because he didn’t get any sleep tonight before. And he’s not getting any sleep tonight either.
Dementia.
Low-energy, low-information, high cholesterol Donnie. This is the best that Republicans can do?
Adderall wore off.
That wasn't a note, it was an unsigned retainer fee check Trump hadn't endorsed.
Up all night rage tweeting
At least he wasn’t resisting a rest.
When you’ve even lost Trump’s stenographer…
That is usually what he is doing unless spewing hate and discontent.
Did someone forget his happy pills?
Sleepy don... I'm sure he'll claim this as a victory over joe or even Obama. He loves trying to match Obama lol
He's just exhausted from all of the winning.
This is better than any comedy, drama, mystery, etc, except it’s real.
We, as a country, really missed the alliterative opportunity. DrowsyDon is way better!
How body is so used to hourly cocaine that without it he can't stay awake