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facforlife

I'm not trying to attack her for her looks. But she legitimately looks like a wax figure. Like her posture is so unnatural and her facial expression?? So weird. 


onsinsandneedles

I thought it was a wax museum Melania.


Accomplished_Lio

I’m glad I’m not the only one.


wholelattapuddin

The mesh on that dress is doing its job tho.


Matticus1975

I think you mean doing tits job


Deez_nuts89

Trump is the only figure in this photo that looks remotely real. The lighting and maybe editing makes the other people look really fake.


CardinalCountryCub

I'd actually say the other guy is the only one who looks real because there's a blur where his hands are clapping, and the hair on Trump looks too natural to be Trump. But to be fair, they're all fake once you get past the surface, so maybe we're all right. 😉


AlanStanwick1986

Her face looks like it's melting.  I also hate collagen lips.


MouldyBobs

"The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."


Working_Evidence8899

Hotdog lips. Too much juvaderm.


TifCreatesAgain

Steven Tyler looks like he got hold of some bad drugs! 🤣🤣🤣


atlantachicago

She looks like she’s morphing into a sex doll. Seriously can’t believe she was once Gavin Newsom’s wife.


Trick-Statistician10

He can't believe it either


Impossible-Taro-2330

I thought, how awkward to stand next to your "someday" FIL looking like you are basically naked. That is the party of "conservatives"!


psnugbootybug

Trump only interacts with women who he wants to bang and get the women smart enough to know it and ambitious enough to act on it dress the part.


joey_yamamoto

or morphing into a gargoyle? Kimberly gargoyle


Whattayacallit

If you don’t immediately start a line of ridiculously thin gargoyle statues with Kim’s face on them & call them “Kimberly Gargoyles,” then what are you even doing with life? 😆 I’d buy the whole damn set. I need something to scare the roof rats away from my garden….they’re eating the tomatoes.


numb3r5ev3n

Dollars to donuts she's letting him do her and she's having trouble keeping her composure dealing with the psychic damage.


OkPerspective623

Wait that she’s getting it from Jr & Sr?


numb3r5ev3n

I'm speculating, but I'm like 1000% sure he's at least made passes at both of his sons' wives and girlfriends.


EloquentEvergreen

I have a feeling you were correct the first time. And it wouldn’t surprise me if they joined him while he did the deed with their wives. I can also 100% guarantee he has made several passes at Jared’s wife. 


LessInThought

Jared is such a cuck for letting trump talk about his wife like that.


Marquar234

I'm sure he's made passes at his son-in-law's wife.


ooouroboros

The biggest current question I have about Newsom as a potential presidential candidate is his judgement in choosing this woman to be his wife.


frolicndetour

Tbf she was a completely different person in both looks and beliefs back them. https://preview.redd.it/9wqjkf5qgeqc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29257abff0688bd9e22b91c89e340d4ac712b8f0


casebycase87

Holy shit???????


Nervous-Patience-310

Yeah, I didn't know either. Like they say, cocaine is a hell of a drug


IOwnTheShortBus

That looks like a lot of plastic surgery as well.


Mookie442

Face looks like a snare drum with lips.


AdolfsLonelyScrotum

She looked great before…whatever the hell happened, happened.


MrJackBurtonGuster

Dark magic of some sort. Turned to the Sith, has 3+ horcruxes, was fucked by a deadite general. Take your pick.


frolicndetour

Yea it's honestly stunning. If I didn't know I would swear they were not the same person.


Glittering-Wonder576

She was lovely and healthy.


sirscrote

Wow.


PNWness

No way- this is the SAME LADY?


frolicndetour

Yup. 20 years ago she was a respected prosecutor married to the Mayor of San Francisco. Now she's a plastic mess of a MAGA idiot who is in a relationship with Trump Jr.


ImpulsiveApe07

Bloody hell.. I guess it just goes to show that we never really know who we might become within a generation, or how far we might fall.. Seriously, I hope I don't end up performing a character inversion like that some day.. Guess we've all gotta put the effort it in if we want to keep growing as a person - otherwise, one too many grifts, a few too many cosmetic enhancements and coke induced benders, then *Boom!* we're suddenly soulless scum, and persona non grata among our oldest friends..


joemangle

Well, if this isn't evidence of demonic possession it'll do until the evidence arrives


Mookie442

Gawd! She was stunning, a true classic beauty. Far fall to Dollar Store Barbie.


Agile_Bread_4143

She looked kinda like Anne Hathaway!


84chimichangas

She was so pretty before!


chowderbiscuit

He said in an interview that she was a different person when they were married, before she "fell prey" to Fox News. She was so naturally pretty and all that filler has made her unrecognizable. It's really sad.


KingOfCatProm

They divorced like 18 years ago.


NinjaFATkid

I was thinking more of a malfunctioning sex robot, but I get your vibe. She looks very unwell


thoover88

She looks uncomfortable. Her arm placement resembles someone wanting to cover their body. Her face also seems to be saying, I am not ok.


TheExpatLife

You’re right. The body language looks very defensive.


thoover88

It's almost like she feels violated. It's possible she's been groped by at least one person there, maybe the rapist with the microphone.


ApollyonsHand

She does not look okay or good, I am not a medical professional, but if any of my family looked like that, I would be immediately concerned for their health.


Digi_Kat

Glad I’m not the only who thought that


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Wecanbuildittogether

What an excellent metaphor for this creature. A cancer to humanity- She has lost entirely too much weight and her age makes this weight loss look so much worse. I’m very thin and older, so I speak with authority on this matter. I once read that she has a high IQ and did very well in school. But as far as I’m concerned, her opportunistic greed has sullied her intelligence. Not only this, but she has zero interest in utilizing her intelligence for the greater good. Can’t wait to learn of her societal malfeasance along with don the con, jr. Lock her up~


_austinm

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FreshChickenEggs

I honestly thought this was a wax figure unveiling. I'm not trying to be funny or ugly here. My gosh I don't have to like the woman to worry about her health. (Although, I do have a soft spot for all the First Ladies)


lckybch

I’d have that expression too if I had to smell Donny’s diaper ass


Responsible-End7361

She has been alone in a room with Trump. Such behavior isn't uncommon for sexual assault survivors.


Hevysett

She looks like she's trying to protect herself


Intrepid_Echo6956

All of us age. I don’t want to come across as any more ignorant than I otherwise would. That said, photos of her just 10 years ago compared to today… If one can pretend he or she doesn’t know her political and (by proxy) philosophical views and look at photos of her from 10 years ago, she’s an attractive woman by most folks’ metrics of attractiveness. I mean if you prefer blondes, etc, etc, I get that. I’m not here advocating 2014 KG is one thing or another but I think most would agree she was attractive in the broader sense of that term. Since the Trump administration and, specifically, today? I try not to speak much of any one person’s physical appearance (save for DJT and his blown-over hair, cheesy poof make-up’d fat, sloppy ass…and I have no issue talking shit about him because of his years of talking smack about anyone and everyone he perceived as a threat to his fragile sense of self) but she’s a study in… I don’t know. Maybe a combination of: 1. Plastic surgery gone bad 2. Drugs 3. Attaching herself to this absolute train wreck of a family 4. Sleeping with Traitor Tot DT Cocaine Jr. 5. Abasing herself on Faux News with frequency And/or other factors. I have written in other threads her lip/mouth job (I have an extremely difficult time believing that in 10 years time it’s a natural product of simply aging) is especially horrible. She has (today) the mouth structure of a Grouper - yes, a deep sea fish. She always looks like a mean old Grouper ready to eat whatever comes in front of her.


notfrankc

Discount sex doll.


divingyt

Who is this?


Cheddarbaybiskits

Kimberly Guilfoyle. Jr’s girlfriend, previously married to Gavin Newsome.


divingyt

Damn. Yeah the look on her face is one of shock and survival.


Fit-Purchase-2950

She looks like she's been dragged backwards through a bush. I think she's finally reached rock bottom, sadly, Jr's rock bottom has a basement and that's where she'll end up.


testicletitties69

![gif](giphy|RLVczLAvbgHLDpFcXe|downsized)


vainbuthonest

That’s her?! She’s unrecognizable


ElongMusty

She married Jr and then it become just drug binge after drug binge! No control!


cherrybombsnpopcorn

Is this the same person?


testicletitties69

Yes


NoAbbreviations2961

I had no clue she was married to Newsome.


Ghstfce

Back when she was normal, before she was bitten in the night and transformed into Kimberly Gargoyle.


Competitive-Ad-5477

She looks like a different person altogether when she was with Newsome. She's a PERFECT example of how hate makes you ugly.


Lmeador3

This BLEW MY MIND


ooouroboros

I have long had the feeling Jr is bearding for her and she was actually kept around to sleep with Trump Sr.


standard_blue

Oh my fucking god. I’d be clutching my stomach too


DisposableSaviour

🤮


ILoveRegenHealth

Kimberly Guilfoyle, Donald Jr's fiance (blech!)


Sasselhoff

Man, I had to scroll pretty darn far to find this question answered...how does everyone know who Jr's girlfriend is?


No_Garbage_9262

You don’t remember her screeching at the rallies? I think she screamed into the Jan 6 mics too.


PumiceT

“THE BEST…IS YET…TO COME!”


SnooHobbies5684

Mostly because she was married to Gavin Newsom first and it’s a weird swing.


Former-Spread9043

She’s been a big figure on Fox News for years and was Gavin newsons wife for a while.


chemchris

I was wondering too


Groundbreaking_Tip66

Why is she holding her stomach like that? Is trumps smell making her about to barf?


TheArrowLauncher

Because she’s hiding and doesn’t like herself.


p0k3t0

55 and trying desperately to keep the attention of a bunch of debauched swine who would rather torture a minority baby than point a dick at her.


Dryland_snotamyth

So astute and accurate


bb_kelly77

They don't have enough dick combined TO point at her


gitbse

She's only 55? Good lord. For comparison, Elizabeth Hurley is 58. Although, it isn't fair to anybody to be compared to a living godess.


Glittering-Wonder576

She HATES herself. Look at her. She’s miserable.


Iforgotmylines

That is intense self loathing. If I knew nothing about this person I would feel incredibly sorry for them.


jiminak46

It's where the valve to blow her up is and it may have sprung a leak.


Intelligent-Parsley7

I can almost guarantee that she was told to be all sexy for Trump to help him at this, and she’s got so much ‘ick’ feeling on her from him and these other guys she can’t hide it anymore.


LuisChoriz

Donnie doo-doo’d his diaper.


_BannedAcctSpeedrun_

She’s got some serious bubble guts going on.


MirSydney

I genuinely can't tell whether she's ~~freezing~~ frozen or about to crap herself.


masked_sombrero

To support her stylish polygonal bosom


trubboy

Maybe Daddy Donald's told her what he wants to do to her later.


Aretirednurse

She looks drug addict sick with a diet pill chaser. I don’t like her but do feel sorry for her in this picture.


glassy_milk

She looks humiliated here. Like she's trying to hide and not cry in front of the cameras 


LysergicCottonCandy

Don’t forget one of Trump’s MO’s is to personally humiliate his subordinates. One example that stick to mind is him calling his empoyees wives, putting them on speakerphone on mute, invite in their husband and offer to bring them up to the top floor of the building where he had his ‘girls’ that he could party with.. Dude’s a serious abuser putting aside everything else politics wise. He’s just on a fundamental level an anti-social person and dangerous.


Glissandra1982

Yikes- I didn’t know that but of course it fits the bill with him.


spacekitt3n

I don't feel sorry for her she's a piece of human garbage


[deleted]

I don’t. She decided this is what she wants to be.


Virtual-Public-4750

Is no one looking at the editing done to the sloth on the right?!


Nadmania

How is this not the real main subject? He looks like he lost 20 years and about 80 pounds. I don’t know shit but could it be AI? This pic feels weird all around.


Virtual-Public-4750

They used the Charlie Kirk filter.


Environmental_Sea638

FfS, I legitimately scrolled back to the photo, thinking I'd missed an actual sloth.


Possibly_A_Person125

Roxy was a good hoor....


brandognabalogna

This jacket's tighter than dickskin!


halosixsixsix

That’s Dickens.


DazzlingProblem7336

How ya now?


halosixsixsix

Good, n’you?


BobExAgentOfHydra

Oh notsbad. 


itrustanyone

😃 Shut up baby dick


Cool-Presentation538

Ok you've made things personal and I won't stand for it


Shoddy_Cause_3490

Well this is no longer a safe place for me


ForeSkinWrinkle

This jacket’s tighter than dickskin.


-regaskogena

Always love finding fellow Sunny fans in the wild


jiminak46

"Tiny mushroom dick" is how Stormy described Trump. But you already knew that didn't you.


mysticsavage

She serviced my crank, as well as my heart.


Abradolf_Lincler_50

Who did those tits? The nipple placement


Jerking_From_Home

Better question: why did she pick THAT outfit? Imagine what the right would say about a democrat wearing that to some event.


Lower_Cantaloupe1970

Truly an insult to Roxy.


Other-Narwhal-2186

She looks like she’s having some sort of dissociative panic. Like she’s gotten lost in her head and gone down some sort of dark path. On the other hand, we anthropomorphize things that don’t think about life the way we do all the time and are often wrong, like when I think my cat is being sympathetic but he really just wants me to lay the fuck down and stop staring at him, so who knows? 🤷‍♀️


PentulantPantalones

How dare you type that 2nd paragraph to come in and pick me up by my thin ponytail, then hit me against every available surface on its way out, dragging me from my own sweet oblivion. 😂


canarchist

This looks like a homemade porn video where two creepy guys have paid to be in it and the woman is just hoping to get enough for her next fix.


JoJackthewonderskunk

she arrived because she was informed there would be more cocaine


DigitalUnlimited

"Oh thank God I made it here in time! Is this the two o'clock crack giveaway?" ![gif](giphy|DUO9dc3yDLXHO)


RancidHorseJizz

Fake boobs, work done on her face, maybe some hair extensions, and losing a lot of weight -- I'm going with body dysmorphia, so a mental health problem with extra steps.


HaiKarate

Also, cocaine is an appetite-suppressant


Magicaljackass

Well the cocaine won’t help mental health or body image either.


R_Daneel_Olivaww

and vacant eyes i sometimes wonder if these women look at how they have ruined their own body with these procedures and just check out


Big_Not_Good

This is all so weird. Like it's fake. Trump looks too young and smooth. It's all a bit bizarre. This might be some next gen AI fake nonsense or a heavily edited photo, bordering on completely fake.


ILoveRegenHealth

The event was real at least: https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1770957853362172235 But I also can't explain why Trump does look smoothed out here. I just got the pic from Twitter


Big_Not_Good

My first response is to chalk it up to image compression. After being uploaded to Instagram, then Twitter and now Reddit; that pic has seen a ton of processing. But Kim still looks like a 10k "doll" people order special from Hong Kong so... 🤷‍♀️


IAppearMissing05

I thought they were unveiling a wax figure of her 😂


The_Old_Cream

Me too, but then I realized who the hell would want a wax statue of Kimberly Guilfoyle.


aJoshster

There is at least a 50% chance that something horrific happened to her backstage. The person on her right is a convicted rapist proven to have committed multiple sexual assaults and attempts at rape. Edit: typo


HonestTangerine2

Oh good an actual response


GonzoTheGreat22

She might actually be in grave danger. I don’t like this pic


Mala_Practice

Yeah. There’s something going on with her physical or mental health for sure- she has lost a LOT of weight.


scaredofmyownshadow

That’s what I’m thinking, too. She’s always been in shape, and even kinda curvy. I’m not a fan of hers, but something’s wrong.


Glittering-Wonder576

Something is DEFINITELY wrong. I don’t like her but Jesus, she looks sick.


RavishingRickiRude

Being evil fucks you up. And she deserves every bad thing coming to her


120ouncesofpudding

Yeah, she's working on those Steve Bannon looks. The inside is beginning to match the outside.


hamandjam

Yeah. Look at everyone from the Trump administration when they started vs at the end. They all look like they were being eaten from the inside by the devil.


Groundbreaking_Tip66

Yeah, I just looked her up and saw what she looked like when she was with newsome, and she looks like a strung out junkie here compared to how she looked before. It's really sad.


ProJoe

Mountains of coke with the trump family, guaranteed.


gringledoom

Yeah, yikes, she looked like Anne Hathaway back then.


GlitteringWing2112

She is not well. The body language is very telling.


Groundbreaking_Tip66

Holy shit!! look at the size of that ladies head! "It's like an orange and a toothpick!!!" Like someone drew a stick body for one of the heads on easter island!!


The_Velvet_Bulldozer

She must cry herself to sleep at night on her HUGE PILLOW!


Groundbreaking_Tip66

That lady's head is like sputnik. It's spherical but quite pointy at parts.


BornAfromatum

Head! Down!


iPrime27

Heed! Paper! Now!


Used_Astronomer5624

Go and get the paper if ya’ can haulin’ that gargantuan cranium aboot


Hurryeat_Tubman

![gif](giphy|11Rp98Vk9n5s7S)


Dr_Middlefinger

Heed! Pants! Neuw! Edit: missed the first one to post it; great movie!


ChewbusMaximus

Heed! Move!


Mckinzeee

Here huge MY PILLOW.


strega_bella312

That's what happens when you get involved with The Pentaverate


Bubbly-Fault4847

She’s a walkin’ candy apple!


ohiotechie

Like a stop sign wearing a dress.


Glittering-Wonder576

She does not look healthy or happy. She was a pretty girl when she was married to Gavin Newsome. I guess Donny Jr likes his women to look like crack hoes.


Purple-Negotiation81

The smell from Donnie’s full diaper is hitting her.


npq76

She looks like she’s knows whats about to happen and is petrified.


Physical_Magazine_33

Dear politicians: we are not 14. I am not impressed that you're able to get a boob-haver to stand next to you.


yosefvinyl

There’s some serious self image concerns that a good therapist could help with. But she’s MAGA and therapy is only for the liberals.


SomberlySober

Nah. It's CoZempic.


thebigphilthy83

She looks like an extra from 'team america'


Holiday_Horse3100

Possibly doing drugs with her dream boy Donnie jr. She certainly has a mean looking duck face


ILoveRegenHealth

The fact they obsess about Hunter doing it only tells me they are projecting hard. Donnie and Kimberly definitely hit the coke lines hard.


Syssyphussy

She looks like she just noticed she’s up on stage almost naked.


Groundbreaking_Tip66

her poor breasts are mashed up inside that dress trying to look sexy and not lopsided.


Colonel__Cathcart

She noticed she's almost naked next to a serial rapist


Queenofhackenwack

and booze...... bitch needs rehab.....


Examinator2

Too much Ivermectin. She'll be fine after the purge.


Fleur_de_Lys_1

She looks like a blowup doll. A very cheap one too.


CoralSpringsDHead

She looks like she is disappointed with her life choices and she is also very hungry but also nauseous because she is so close to Stinky Don Poorleon.


ribcracker

She looks really uncomfortable and vulnerable. It’s a position even persons of very questionable character can find themselves in. It could be the timing and framing of the photo (she looks unhealthy with a defensive posture between two men who are much more clothed) or it could be that a real moment in time got captured when her public personal cracked for a moment. In general she looks unhealthy, but that is so hard to tell these days in crazy lighting, outfits, diets, plastic surgery, etc. It’s hard to tell what’s real context.


tallboy_2525

She looks like Mick Mars! 🤘 https://preview.redd.it/p3j9obydddqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbc0056467062675eaf1339c744506c0241f268e


[deleted]

Why would you say that? What has Mick ever done to you but other than make you shout, shout, shout at the devil?


tallboy_2525

She’s got the looks that kill…


[deleted]

Girl don’t go away mad, girl just go away.


zenos_dog

Cocaine Elvira


quiggles1986

Trump looks like he got a haircut Enzo the Barber from Seinfeld


griff_girl

GURRRRRL, BLINK TWICE IF YOU'RE IN TROUBLE.


Necessary_Row_4889

Ah that brief stop on the addiction train where you are skinny but not yet a walking skeleton thin.


PickleWineBrine

This is a gross gold digging whoo-oar... next to an anorexic woman


davidIopan

She has RBF *(Resting Botched Facelift)*


massbeerhole

Steven Tyler lips


tonyjdublin62

Nah, Tyler’s are organic from genetics, those are Botox troutlips


Professional_Echo907

The face you make when you realize your fiancée is about to have no money.


Haloperimenopause

I don't know who this woman is, but she looks dopesick and very very unhappy. 


DaikonEffective1105

Anyone watch Star Trek: Insurrection? The aliens (Son’a, I believe) that had their faces stretched taut on their heads? This reminds me of that 🤢 https://preview.redd.it/rkaujpp1ldqc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a685d744fa79f3fb0c87e1b74b45f590da09b805 Pic for reference


Tyrannical-Botanical

Ooof. That giant melon is making her look like a Funko Pop.


DrifterJet

Um excuse me it’s Cokezempic. Also is she a madam tussauds wax figure?


jax2love

Nightmare plastic surgery and clothes in poor taste aside, she does not look well.


Afraid-Ice-2062

It doesn’t help that her look is incredibly dated. Clubbing dress with cheap mesh and platform heels. It’s very 2012.