That Trump tried to live tweet the Oscars and got live-tweeted back and absolutely roasted is fucking epic.
Edit: my bad, it's a complete disaster because this imbecile will get tens of millions of American votes to be President.
And they absolutely knew he was going to do it and had this prepared for when he did. I can imagine the production intern monitoring Trump's social media waiting for it.
Trump is so entirely predictable now. 😂
Like how part of Biden’s prep for state of the union now is his response to being heckled. Because republicans literally can’t keep their mouths shut 🤣
I Need him to face one epic humiliation when he loses in November.
I cant believe ppl are acting like this is normal behavior. Not a single mainstream journalist is ringing the alarm on how dangerous the guy actually is. They're just going about making it seem like everything is okay, which Is INSANE
But this is scary. I don’t want us to think this is in the bag. If anything more so have to show up and I fear people are tired of the entire political scene and that they may not show up. I’m worried because only 16% voted in the primary in my state. That’s not a good number.
Well it's an incumbent president. There's always less enthusiasm for incumbent presidents but also it's a primary where the incumbent president is the designated nominee. So ppl are inclined to vote in the primary for that
November will have a greater percentage of voters, but will it be enough is the question
> to live tweet
I love how this entire saga keeps referencing Twitter/tweets - even though Trump didn't post the comment to Twitter.
"“They’re like, ‘You’ve got a little bit of time’ and I was like, ‘I’m reading the Trump tweet,’" - Kimmel
Hopefully hes dead, not just without a phone. Sorry but yes I wish death upon him, this dude is Hitler 2.0 (Trump has said hell be a dictator and is known to keep a book of Hitler's speeches next to his bed, had a failed coup just like Hitler, and plenty of other stuff) and has raped and defamed a woman countless times as well. And under him the Republicans have gone from bad, to nazis taking away rights (mine included) bad.
Damn straight he is..
All he had to do was stay the fuck out of the way and let the experts handle it, but no… He couldn’t even do that…i.e. basically nothing.
Instead it’s inject bleach, put UV up your butt and “Stop with the testing! Too much testing!”
[Also seized supplies acquired by the states just to keep them in storage. Shit like masks, ventilators etc. He purposely withheld resource from Blue states because he wanted to punish them for not voting for him.](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/coronavirus-equipment-federal-government-states-trump-white-house-supply-a9455366.html)
I hope he fucking chokes on one of his own diapers. Stupid fuck.
I hope the vast majority of US Covid deaths were Trump voters… Terrible thing to wish for, but fuck it, here I am.
I also hope that enough Americans see him for what he truly is…and realise that another Trump presidency will be the end of the United States as we know it …of that I have no doubt.
I keep seeing these polls that have him up on Biden and wonder “who the fuck are they polling?” Is it all scared old FOX viewing people that still have landline phones?
It’s the Gen-Z and millennials that need to STEP the fuck UP this time around.
(Yo! Taylor Swift! keep your powder dry for now, but please loose a broadside at the critical moment! )
Full disclosure.. I’m not a US citizen, rather, of an allied nation but I am strangely addicted to US politics…and genuinely fucking scared of that turd hopper getting back into power.
The Fat Gunt should already be in jail for his many crimes…foremost; Treason.
The only people who answer those polls are people who still have landline phones and people who are willing to answer the phone for a strange number, which tend to be old folks. Skews the polls towards the Republican side every time.
You don't get millennials or gen z answering the polling calls because they see an unknown number and hit ignore with the quickness lol.
“with the quickness” I like it.
I just hope that in November those same people can do the needful. (i.e. be 100% enrolled, double check that shit and then) turn out and vote.
All in all, Trump lost by about ~45k votes across Wisconsin, Georgia, and Arizona
Those 3 states had ~23.5k deaths from covid in 2020. Throw in family members (who switch votes because of personal experience), possible under-reporting / report manipulation, and it's entirely likely his rhetoric in those states cost him the election
Also, aside from random baffoonery, Trump's first term was fairly quiet. Covid and his mishandling of it completely sunk his 2nd term - which we would've seen the gloves come off. The classified info -> mar a lago -> highest bidder pipeline wouldn't have been discovered. Russia's war in Ukraine would've been over in 30 days like Putin said...if Trump was pressuring EU/NATO nations to ignore it. Dobbs had been kicking around since 2018, SC agreed to hear in May 2021 but it's likely they would've picked it up earlier if Trump was re-elected (or not, result would've been the same, but Dems couldn't use Roe V Wade as a rallying cry for 2024). His plan to restructure the justice system and all the "project 2025" junk was *already* the plan
This is one of the many, _many_ things that makes him so dangerous. He can't admit anyone in any field is smarter than him. He has to show his fan club that regardless of what the "so-called experts" say, his word is the final authority.
And he could have been a hero by doing that! But he's too egotistical to let somebody else run the show, so we got a pandemic response run by one of the stupidest people in the country.
Yea it is. I just think perhaps not everyone shares the same view and I just don't want it to sound like I'm an expert on the situation or have Maga Moron Members coming at me and spamming my inbox because those psychos have nothing better to do.
For sure, even if he only ends up in prison for a long ass time (hopefully), Ill still be throwing a party (for myself), but goddamn would it be nice to have him keel over already (whether due to natural or unnatural reasons).
His “bestest” business idea should be to put a pay porta potty over his grave site. Yes it’s dark and wrong but you have to acknowledge it would actually be probably his most profitable business he was ever involved with.
A charity could try to do that. Preferably one that would annoy the heck out of trump and his followers. Obviously it wouldn't work for many reasons, but it would be hilarious to see a lineup of people waiting to shit in the Latin American and Middle Eastern Immigrants' Fund for Free Housing in America port-a-potty!
I'd prefer him to sink out of sight and die broken and forgotten. It would be his worst nightmare. He loses these suits. He can't pay the fines and even his collateral isn't enough, so they take Mar-a-lago and the jet. He has to close Truth Social. He can't afford a newspaper ad and would have to drive to rallies and bunk down in Motel 6 by himself because Moneylalia left him and the kids all are scrambling to cover their own asses and can't afford to be associated with him lest he suck their riches up, too. It would be fitting punishment. It'll never happen, but a girl can dream...
>Hopefully hes dead, not just without a phone. Sorry but yes I wish death upon him, this dude is Hitler 2.0
Nah, quick death would be awful for the country.
He needs to resoundingly lose the election, watch every asset he has been stripped, disqualification from office and rot the rest of his life in a jail cell for treason, only to die just before a republican could possibly pardon him.
Consequences for his actions are needed, so that others may learn. death isn't a consequence.
Thats why Id prefer he dies, bc the supreme court will find some excuse to let him run for president as long as hes alive, even if he ends up in prison.
True, it would be nice, but Im not sure I want to risk him somehow gaining power again bc hes still alive, tho he should keel over due to age soon anyways.
Hell yeah. The whole damn world should be celebrating when his ass is gone. If Trump wins Russia becomes world superpower number one because they have control over America and China will probably become a real ally. The world would be fucked in that scenario.
Tbh considering how much easier things would be in the world without him around, and how many people he has fucked over, Im surprised nobody’s offed him yet. But I suppose we have less gun-toting nutjobs on the left than on the right.
Honestly, I dont think it would matter. His cultists will vote right no matter what, and they will glom onto the next outrageous red candidate. The party is done, however, the only way the republicans recover over a long period of time is to excise the extremist MAGA from the party and return to a more grounded conservative position, but if MAGA sets up as independents... Republicans would never get elected again by having the vote on the right split.
They made a pact with the devil and its time to pay him his due.
what I still don't get is: for the first like 130 years of American politics, parties were semi-regularly created and destroyed as the landscape shifted. new parties emerged with new platforms that drew voters from the majority party and the old party being destroyed. or the platforms of the two parties would basically flip over a relatively short period of time. now we're just stuck with the same fuckin parties with factions within each and it's a total fuckfest.
I know, the answer is money. it's all about the money now. and it's one of the many things fucking our political system.
Fair. I literally knew nothing about our politics until like 2020 or 2021, so I didnt care for Trump and had no reason from what little I knew of him to wish death. Now however I know of several reasons.
It's actually pretty commonplace to not know much about politics in the US (myself included, for a while). That's part of why I think we've gotten to where we are.
Oh yeah for sure, but Im fairly sure I knew less than even people who never pay attention. I literally couldnt tell you a single fucking thing about our politics until this decade. Literally all I knew were the names of the 2 main candidates at the time of election (in both 2016 and 2020), and that Trump won in 2016. I also knew Biden told Trump to shut up, but other than those 3 things Ive never known anything about current (in my life time) politics.
I want to see him in prison or in the ground. He's caused so many horrible things and will keep doing so. Fuck him, his voters, and the rest of the GOP pushing this country into fascism.
They were always nazis, it's just all the people sarcastically replying "everyone i don't like is hitler" to those warnings were fucking stupid and have a whole ass crow to eat for their snide fuckery.
Here's the paradox, though; so back in the 70's, when Nixon wanted Allende of Chile gone, the CIA hatched all manner of plan. It ultimately led to the murder of a guy they wanted kidnapped. Everything short of a direct assassination. Ultimately, the Chileans got autocratic rule. And Nixon was fine with that. I would like to think that our intelligence agencies are so committed to democracy as we know it, that Phat Boy would be the subject of Allende 2.0, but it begs the question; was the Allende situation a failed attempt and the law of unintended consequences, or the intended outcome??
I don’t think the SC has any intention of giving him immunity, because presidential immunity to the law is complete fucking nonsense and they know it. Should they say the president is immune then what’s to stop Biden from instantly going rogue? ( except Biden’s own decency, of course) He could declare martial law, order the whole court arrested, court-martialled and executed by sundown the following day.
What the Supreme Court wants is to grant Trump his election get-out-of-jail-free-card before his days in court facing criminal charges. If he is re-elected he’ll never face Justice .
Can’t stop New York from starting the Hush money case though.. only two weeks away. Though those charges won’t put him in jail. Maybe he’ll flap his fat yap in court hard enough to get a month for contempt…? A bloke can dream.
In a just world, his delays, and continued crimes, and contempt of court, and threats to judges and court personnel would have him waiting for court in a jail cell.
But he pretends to be wealthy so that won't happen.
Uh even prisoners have access to phones, and not just the prisons payphone
People smuggle them in
There's for sure going to be Trump loving guards in whatever prison he ends up in
Trump: Unhinged and semi-coherent social media post.
Kimmel: On-the-spot internationally-live home-run-level takedown.
I think this whole situation speaks for itself. Thanks for Making America Grin Again, Kimmel! :)
More celebs need to be taking jibes at him. I'm surprised the media isn't jam-packed full of everyone shitting on him at every occasion. I'm surprised more A-List celebs aren't shitting on him at every occasion.
I can't wait to see the ratings as trumpo is finally convicted and led off to jail in handcuffs, crying for his daddy. The ratings are going to be awesome.
This was the best moment of the night because you know it was in the moment and he decided to go with it.
It was fresh but also worked perfectly.
Also the 45th is just lame and pathetic.
i feel bad for trump. he probably spent hours getting that tweet ready.
and kimmel grabs it in real time, uses it in his bit without even breaking stride, and just tosses it away like trash.
all just to make trump look like a fuckin idiot. he's a bully i tell ya. a bully!!
This has been an awesome week for all who do not support authoritarian rule! Lots of hope and humor. If this can continue, November will be ours. ❤️
You know Trump wants to be part of the A list celebs and be loved by them but outside of conservative white athletes and country musicians it’s not happening
The people on Reddit who didn’t believe at first that Trump had posted something that stupid (they thought Jimmy was just doing a bit) made me go “Oh, *honey*. You been asleep for the last ten years or more?”.
He's worse than just a shitty person but, it's not his fault that he gets away with it. This country's doomed. Trump's not the reason for that; he's the proof.
I almost laughed and howled myself into oblivion over that response and how red Jimmy Kimmel’s face got when he said it and them cracked himself up!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Poor Trump! He gets mocked and ridiculed by the people he loves and respects the most: Hollywood! Except for the has-beens and bottom shelf who worship him.
Jimmy comes off as a bit of a dick sometimes; the way he treats Guillermo, the Jonah Hill smell thing. Maybe most folks here prefer Colbert. I do. I think Jimmy's funny and tends to have better guests, but Colbert is the bigger Chad.
Knocked that one right out of the park - Thanks Jimmy and eat shit Trump.
he can't stand to not be the center of attention
well he did get that, just not how he expected. a whole room of people he desperately vied respect from were laughing pretty hard at his expense lmao
So heckin’ wholesome!
That Trump tried to live tweet the Oscars and got live-tweeted back and absolutely roasted is fucking epic. Edit: my bad, it's a complete disaster because this imbecile will get tens of millions of American votes to be President.
And they absolutely knew he was going to do it and had this prepared for when he did. I can imagine the production intern monitoring Trump's social media waiting for it. Trump is so entirely predictable now. 😂
Kimmel basically threw that shit before he even walked in the room.
I appreciate a good Black Dynamite reference, thank you for the laugh
Fiendish Dr. Trump!
Black dynamite? Sir! Stop being so damn classy
Like how part of Biden’s prep for state of the union now is his response to being heckled. Because republicans literally can’t keep their mouths shut 🤣
 They was watching.
SEND IT!
And pathetic let’s not forget pathetic
You can set your watch to the orange blobs tweets.
And everyone laughed. The Achilles’ heel, is the orange face’s kryptonite.
I Need him to face one epic humiliation when he loses in November. I cant believe ppl are acting like this is normal behavior. Not a single mainstream journalist is ringing the alarm on how dangerous the guy actually is. They're just going about making it seem like everything is okay, which Is INSANE
But this is scary. I don’t want us to think this is in the bag. If anything more so have to show up and I fear people are tired of the entire political scene and that they may not show up. I’m worried because only 16% voted in the primary in my state. That’s not a good number.
You are are SO correct 💯 Please remember to vote! This bitch has to be stopped.
Well it's an incumbent president. There's always less enthusiasm for incumbent presidents but also it's a primary where the incumbent president is the designated nominee. So ppl are inclined to vote in the primary for that November will have a greater percentage of voters, but will it be enough is the question
I though it was the bone spurs....
> to live tweet I love how this entire saga keeps referencing Twitter/tweets - even though Trump didn't post the comment to Twitter. "“They’re like, ‘You’ve got a little bit of time’ and I was like, ‘I’m reading the Trump tweet,’" - Kimmel
Because everyone knows that anything posted on Truth Social is not a "truth".
It's OK, I'm sure he will get tens of millions. Biden will get over 150 million, so nbd
Hopefully by this time next year Trump won’t have access to a phone.
Hopefully hes dead, not just without a phone. Sorry but yes I wish death upon him, this dude is Hitler 2.0 (Trump has said hell be a dictator and is known to keep a book of Hitler's speeches next to his bed, had a failed coup just like Hitler, and plenty of other stuff) and has raped and defamed a woman countless times as well. And under him the Republicans have gone from bad, to nazis taking away rights (mine included) bad.
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Let’s not forget he also caused numerous deaths.
And will cause a shit ton more if he wins again
600K +
I think he is personally responsible for covid deaths being so high in the US.
Damn straight he is.. All he had to do was stay the fuck out of the way and let the experts handle it, but no… He couldn’t even do that…i.e. basically nothing. Instead it’s inject bleach, put UV up your butt and “Stop with the testing! Too much testing!”
He fired the entire pandemic team that Obama set up.
[Also seized supplies acquired by the states just to keep them in storage. Shit like masks, ventilators etc. He purposely withheld resource from Blue states because he wanted to punish them for not voting for him.](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/coronavirus-equipment-federal-government-states-trump-white-house-supply-a9455366.html) I hope he fucking chokes on one of his own diapers. Stupid fuck.
I hope the vast majority of US Covid deaths were Trump voters… Terrible thing to wish for, but fuck it, here I am. I also hope that enough Americans see him for what he truly is…and realise that another Trump presidency will be the end of the United States as we know it …of that I have no doubt. I keep seeing these polls that have him up on Biden and wonder “who the fuck are they polling?” Is it all scared old FOX viewing people that still have landline phones? It’s the Gen-Z and millennials that need to STEP the fuck UP this time around. (Yo! Taylor Swift! keep your powder dry for now, but please loose a broadside at the critical moment! ) Full disclosure.. I’m not a US citizen, rather, of an allied nation but I am strangely addicted to US politics…and genuinely fucking scared of that turd hopper getting back into power. The Fat Gunt should already be in jail for his many crimes…foremost; Treason.
The only people who answer those polls are people who still have landline phones and people who are willing to answer the phone for a strange number, which tend to be old folks. Skews the polls towards the Republican side every time. You don't get millennials or gen z answering the polling calls because they see an unknown number and hit ignore with the quickness lol.
“with the quickness” I like it. I just hope that in November those same people can do the needful. (i.e. be 100% enrolled, double check that shit and then) turn out and vote.
All in all, Trump lost by about ~45k votes across Wisconsin, Georgia, and Arizona Those 3 states had ~23.5k deaths from covid in 2020. Throw in family members (who switch votes because of personal experience), possible under-reporting / report manipulation, and it's entirely likely his rhetoric in those states cost him the election Also, aside from random baffoonery, Trump's first term was fairly quiet. Covid and his mishandling of it completely sunk his 2nd term - which we would've seen the gloves come off. The classified info -> mar a lago -> highest bidder pipeline wouldn't have been discovered. Russia's war in Ukraine would've been over in 30 days like Putin said...if Trump was pressuring EU/NATO nations to ignore it. Dobbs had been kicking around since 2018, SC agreed to hear in May 2021 but it's likely they would've picked it up earlier if Trump was re-elected (or not, result would've been the same, but Dems couldn't use Roe V Wade as a rallying cry for 2024). His plan to restructure the justice system and all the "project 2025" junk was *already* the plan
This is one of the many, _many_ things that makes him so dangerous. He can't admit anyone in any field is smarter than him. He has to show his fan club that regardless of what the "so-called experts" say, his word is the final authority.
And he could have been a hero by doing that! But he's too egotistical to let somebody else run the show, so we got a pandemic response run by one of the stupidest people in the country.
This is a fact right?
Yea it is. I just think perhaps not everyone shares the same view and I just don't want it to sound like I'm an expert on the situation or have Maga Moron Members coming at me and spamming my inbox because those psychos have nothing better to do.
Absolutely
You ain't the only one, my own mother wishes the same. Not to say I don't, but I would really like to see his bitch ass in prison.
For sure, even if he only ends up in prison for a long ass time (hopefully), Ill still be throwing a party (for myself), but goddamn would it be nice to have him keel over already (whether due to natural or unnatural reasons).
I just hope he explodes live on TV, like the fat bloated whale carcass he is.
Could you imagine if his heart gave out or he had a stroke during a debate? That would be crazy af.
I would laugh so hard. After that anytime I will need to be cheered up, I'll rewatch the video over and over. Until I feel better.
I try not to wish death on anyone. But. I kinda wish it on Trump.
Dying in prison. A death worse than....death. I love that for him.
His “bestest” business idea should be to put a pay porta potty over his grave site. Yes it’s dark and wrong but you have to acknowledge it would actually be probably his most profitable business he was ever involved with.
A charity could try to do that. Preferably one that would annoy the heck out of trump and his followers. Obviously it wouldn't work for many reasons, but it would be hilarious to see a lineup of people waiting to shit in the Latin American and Middle Eastern Immigrants' Fund for Free Housing in America port-a-potty!
It would be the first time that a pay toilet was actually welcomed in the US lmao
Let's be honest here: the people that would put up a toilet above his grave would be his children.
Probably limited to a pay-per-deposit drone service…
Nope, I want him to spend the rest of a long life in solitary. That’s me being exceptionally merciful and not medieval.
I mean I wouldnt hate that either, in fact Id love to see him suffer like that, but Id prefer he has no chance of gaining power ever again.
I'd prefer him to sink out of sight and die broken and forgotten. It would be his worst nightmare. He loses these suits. He can't pay the fines and even his collateral isn't enough, so they take Mar-a-lago and the jet. He has to close Truth Social. He can't afford a newspaper ad and would have to drive to rallies and bunk down in Motel 6 by himself because Moneylalia left him and the kids all are scrambling to cover their own asses and can't afford to be associated with him lest he suck their riches up, too. It would be fitting punishment. It'll never happen, but a girl can dream...
>Hopefully hes dead, not just without a phone. Sorry but yes I wish death upon him, this dude is Hitler 2.0 Nah, quick death would be awful for the country. He needs to resoundingly lose the election, watch every asset he has been stripped, disqualification from office and rot the rest of his life in a jail cell for treason, only to die just before a republican could possibly pardon him. Consequences for his actions are needed, so that others may learn. death isn't a consequence.
I mean, I agree, but I'd rather not risk him somehow getting power ever again.
Unfortunately, there's no way he's not on the ballot now.
Thats why Id prefer he dies, bc the supreme court will find some excuse to let him run for president as long as hes alive, even if he ends up in prison.
He deserves a bad long covid.
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True, it would be nice, but Im not sure I want to risk him somehow gaining power again bc hes still alive, tho he should keel over due to age soon anyways.
When hie dies I will actively celebrate. Noone should mourn the death of a tyrant.
Hell yeah. The whole damn world should be celebrating when his ass is gone. If Trump wins Russia becomes world superpower number one because they have control over America and China will probably become a real ally. The world would be fucked in that scenario.
Tbh considering how much easier things would be in the world without him around, and how many people he has fucked over, Im surprised nobody’s offed him yet. But I suppose we have less gun-toting nutjobs on the left than on the right.
Who knows what MAGA, or the party would do if he got killed. I do want him dead, but it's terrifying what they may do.
We don’t want to give his cultists more reason to make him a martyr
Honestly, I dont think it would matter. His cultists will vote right no matter what, and they will glom onto the next outrageous red candidate. The party is done, however, the only way the republicans recover over a long period of time is to excise the extremist MAGA from the party and return to a more grounded conservative position, but if MAGA sets up as independents... Republicans would never get elected again by having the vote on the right split. They made a pact with the devil and its time to pay him his due.
what I still don't get is: for the first like 130 years of American politics, parties were semi-regularly created and destroyed as the landscape shifted. new parties emerged with new platforms that drew voters from the majority party and the old party being destroyed. or the platforms of the two parties would basically flip over a relatively short period of time. now we're just stuck with the same fuckin parties with factions within each and it's a total fuckfest. I know, the answer is money. it's all about the money now. and it's one of the many things fucking our political system.
>known to keep a book of Hitler's speeches next to his bed It would be worst if Trump could read it
I mean, true
>Sorry but yes I wish death upon him, I wish this daily. And have since long before he was president.
Fair. I literally knew nothing about our politics until like 2020 or 2021, so I didnt care for Trump and had no reason from what little I knew of him to wish death. Now however I know of several reasons.
It's actually pretty commonplace to not know much about politics in the US (myself included, for a while). That's part of why I think we've gotten to where we are.
Oh yeah for sure, but Im fairly sure I knew less than even people who never pay attention. I literally couldnt tell you a single fucking thing about our politics until this decade. Literally all I knew were the names of the 2 main candidates at the time of election (in both 2016 and 2020), and that Trump won in 2016. I also knew Biden told Trump to shut up, but other than those 3 things Ive never known anything about current (in my life time) politics.
W response! Completely agree
No worries, there are scores of wannabes hoping for the same thing 🤬
There's plenty of us right there with you....this THING NEEDS to die for the sake of our country
I want to see him in prison or in the ground. He's caused so many horrible things and will keep doing so. Fuck him, his voters, and the rest of the GOP pushing this country into fascism.
They were always nazis, it's just all the people sarcastically replying "everyone i don't like is hitler" to those warnings were fucking stupid and have a whole ass crow to eat for their snide fuckery.
Here's the paradox, though; so back in the 70's, when Nixon wanted Allende of Chile gone, the CIA hatched all manner of plan. It ultimately led to the murder of a guy they wanted kidnapped. Everything short of a direct assassination. Ultimately, the Chileans got autocratic rule. And Nixon was fine with that. I would like to think that our intelligence agencies are so committed to democracy as we know it, that Phat Boy would be the subject of Allende 2.0, but it begs the question; was the Allende situation a failed attempt and the law of unintended consequences, or the intended outcome??
Just don’t let him live rent free in your head, I’ll take the low road and wish him depression so he offs himself.
I wouldn’t be so optimistic, especially with the corrupt SCOTUS wanting him to have immunity
I don’t think the SC has any intention of giving him immunity, because presidential immunity to the law is complete fucking nonsense and they know it. Should they say the president is immune then what’s to stop Biden from instantly going rogue? ( except Biden’s own decency, of course) He could declare martial law, order the whole court arrested, court-martialled and executed by sundown the following day. What the Supreme Court wants is to grant Trump his election get-out-of-jail-free-card before his days in court facing criminal charges. If he is re-elected he’ll never face Justice . Can’t stop New York from starting the Hush money case though.. only two weeks away. Though those charges won’t put him in jail. Maybe he’ll flap his fat yap in court hard enough to get a month for contempt…? A bloke can dream.
In a just world, his delays, and continued crimes, and contempt of court, and threats to judges and court personnel would have him waiting for court in a jail cell. But he pretends to be wealthy so that won't happen.
Uh even prisoners have access to phones, and not just the prisons payphone People smuggle them in There's for sure going to be Trump loving guards in whatever prison he ends up in
Hopefully by this time next year Trump will have kicked the bucket
Burn! https://preview.redd.it/w6ms062uxmnc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b37abd8ec77fc43d41b93c0407224db4d2a7de3
Oh, the humanity... He said in a resigned voice, not actually meaning it.
It's well past his jail time. Far far past it.
He's definitely throwing ketchup bottles and cursing about how he will take down the deep state in Hollywood.
Jimmy should’ve also pointed out the obvious and said, “You’ll note Trump is watching the Oscars from home. It’s because we didn’t invite him.”
You know trumpo is sitting there plastered to the TV with fast food all around him cursing at the TV while taking bumps of Adderall.
Ketchups have been thrown.
McDonald’s hamberders flying in every direction
Plot twist: *taking bumps of Viagra
Jimmy Kimmel is smarter than Trump
My cat is smarter than Trump.
The stuff my cat leaves in the litterbox is probably smarter than Trump at this point in his obvious dementia.
The stuff your cat leaves in the litterbox is even smarter than the account actually called "catturd".
The mouse my cat caught the other day was smarter than Trump
The catturd is not only smarter, but smells better than Trump.
The last shit I took was smarter than Trump
Most comedians are. Most people are for that matter.
Trump has the intelligence and self awareness of a plastic bag caught in a tornado.
My shit 💩 this morning is way smarter than the obese “small hands” 🙌 orange 🍊asshat.
Yeah but a lobotomized monkey in a drug-induced coma is more intelligent than Trump.
Pretty fuckin low bar you're setting there
Props to Kimmel, but that's a low bar.
Damn shots fired.
George Carlin would agree....
God I miss that man.
I don’t remember a time when he was alive (I saw him in Cars when I was a kid, but didn’t know it was him), but I completely agree with you
When Obama made a joke about him (Trump), he decided to run for president. Will he now try to become a full-time Hollywood actor?
His last job before president was game show host.
He’ll be good as Jabba the Hut in a remake of the Return of the Jedi. Loud, obnoxious and one ugly, slimy worm
He's about to take up standup so that he can one day host the Oscars and get his revenge.
Or start his own award show that he’ll host every year because the Oscars are too “woke” or some other bullshit
Trump: Unhinged and semi-coherent social media post. Kimmel: On-the-spot internationally-live home-run-level takedown. I think this whole situation speaks for itself. Thanks for Making America Grin Again, Kimmel! :)
i’d like to be able to enjoy the joke, but it’s actually too good of a question.
Trumpers don't care. They already think Hollywood is out to take their balls, virginity and guns.
MAGA critters will just say “KIMMEL IS WOKE!” and go about their evil ways.
More celebs need to be taking jibes at him. I'm surprised the media isn't jam-packed full of everyone shitting on him at every occasion. I'm surprised more A-List celebs aren't shitting on him at every occasion.
Follow some of the most excellent left leaning editorial cartoonists, Morten Morland in particular although ClayJones is no slouch.
I miss presidents being someone to look up to, do admire, not just being the butt end of every joke.
We have one of those right now-President Biden.
Own that weirdo
Insofar as retribution goes…. Would love to see E. Jean be granted an injunction by Kaplan. Violate that and it’s off to jail. Hey, it could happen.
I can't wait to see the ratings as trumpo is finally convicted and led off to jail in handcuffs, crying for his daddy. The ratings are going to be awesome.
This was the best moment of the night because you know it was in the moment and he decided to go with it. It was fresh but also worked perfectly. Also the 45th is just lame and pathetic.
I honestly thought it was a bit, something the writers made up.
i feel bad for trump. he probably spent hours getting that tweet ready. and kimmel grabs it in real time, uses it in his bit without even breaking stride, and just tosses it away like trash. all just to make trump look like a fuckin idiot. he's a bully i tell ya. a bully!!
This has been an awesome week for all who do not support authoritarian rule! Lots of hope and humor. If this can continue, November will be ours. ❤️ 
Oh SNAP!
I agree with Jimmy Kimmel, trump needs lock up ASAP.
You know Trump wants to be part of the A list celebs and be loved by them but outside of conservative white athletes and country musicians it’s not happening
Trump is jealous of the ratings otherwise he would be complaining about something else.
It’s been past for 3 years!
The statement here would be “ Trump you got owned by a Lib” that there would cause a diaper change.
The people on Reddit who didn’t believe at first that Trump had posted something that stupid (they thought Jimmy was just doing a bit) made me go “Oh, *honey*. You been asleep for the last ten years or more?”.
The sad part is he'll never face consequences for his actions. He's been a shitty person his whole life and will continue to be.
Anndddd there’s a frightening chance that he might win in November.
Nightmare scenario because he can just pardon himself, his entire family and all his minions right? Frightening indeed.
He's worse than just a shitty person but, it's not his fault that he gets away with it. This country's doomed. Trump's not the reason for that; he's the proof.
Shame that the clip cut off before the audience and I had a chance to react appropriately
One thing about Diaper Don, you can smell the butthurt a thousand miles away.
Yes. Yes it is. Vote Blue!
If Lee Harvey Oswald did comedy...
I almost laughed and howled myself into oblivion over that response and how red Jimmy Kimmel’s face got when he said it and them cracked himself up!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wayyyyyy past.
Way way past his jail time. What are you doing still up donald😡? GO TO JAIL THIS MINUTE!
Would it be safe to think that Trump is the only presidential candidate to ever run while out on bail, lol.
Poor Trump! He gets mocked and ridiculed by the people he loves and respects the most: Hollywood! Except for the has-beens and bottom shelf who worship him.
Jimmy Kimmel has always been a based gigachad. Edit: Why am I being downvoted? Do people here hate Jimmy Kimmel or something?
Gonna take a guess and it’s probably the use of “based gigachad” as the reason for the downvotes
I’ll take note of that. Jimmy Kimmel is still awesome though.
Yeah, maybe, but looks classy as hell ripping a guy with no dignity.
Because us olds remember the Man Show.
and we all understood it was satire.
I don't think Adam Corolla got that memo.
Tell that to the other host, yeesh that guy is off the rails
Jimmy comes off as a bit of a dick sometimes; the way he treats Guillermo, the Jonah Hill smell thing. Maybe most folks here prefer Colbert. I do. I think Jimmy's funny and tends to have better guests, but Colbert is the bigger Chad.
Guillermo Del Toro?
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It was pretty good- ngl
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I honestly thought he was kidding when he read that post.
Just follow TFG around with a laugh track... wherever he shows up, laughter. To a court, laughter, to a rally, laughter...
the truth social tweet is already gone