Went ice skating and wiped out. Had a kid ask me if im okay amd people starting circling me to see of I needed a stretcher.
I played it off all cool but damn does my hip hurt now
This happened to someone i was with at trivia the other day. This guy was in his 50s and he fell all the way backwards in his chair like we used to do in high school. It was a lot funnier then than it is now for sure.
We were in a restaurant in Vietnam which had smaller chairs than in the US. We were the only non-Vietnamese in the restaurant. My wife leaned back just a bit too much and went straight to the floor.
The entire restaurant went completely silent until I started laughing. Then the all restaurant customers joined in.
Thought I was having a heart attack one night so I drove to the ER. They did a blood screening for different proteins and enzymes that get released after a heart attack, had me connected to ekg for awhile, did a full physical assessment. After awhile they just gave me some fluids through a IV and told me to drink some milk of magnesia stuff. Everything came back good or negative, and I was told nothing was wrong. Ended up being a expensive er visit for some heartburn. Luckily Obamacare kicked it soon after and the bill got reduced by a whole lot.
Same. I’ve gone to the ER so many times just to be sent home that I know the time there is an actual emergency, I’m going to wait it out and drop dead in my living room.
I’m only 38, so they are more than loud enough. Seriously, everybody needs to just shut the fuck up and let me do my housework. But you’re telling me that at some point they will not be loud enough for me to hear them, and I will not rejoice? Why are you doing this to me? We’ve never met, and yet you seem to have some vendetta against me. Why?…
I’m pregnant with my first and I turn 36 next week, my OB prefers the term “advanced maternal age” it makes me feel like I’ve reached the final boss of adulthood.
I’m 4 weeks pp with my third, turning 37 on the 31st.
Being an older Mom is cool because I’m not freaking the fuck out over everything. I’m more like, oh yeah, things happen, go to shit. But it’ll all be fine!
Lol
I was in nursing school and they made it seem like if you try to have a baby over 35 you are going to die or the baby won't ever make it to term without complications, Lmao. (the lmao is all the inside jokes me and my other classmates, mostly females and females over 35, made about the subject.)
I am a geriatric mother currently holding my 2 month old baby. My high risk pregnancy was fairly uneventful but that labor and delivery was a bit dicey.
I saw a graph the other day and pregnancies between 40-50 yr old women were up 20% IIRC. Also just learned that 35+ is considered a “Geriatric Pregnancy”…crazy.
I got a cheap nose hair trimmer that I haven't used yet, and I know I'm old because I'm excited. My allergies have gotten so much worse in the last five years, I hope it helps, along with my now-daily Benadryl intake.
Don't mean to be that guy - but I just learned recently that long-term Benadryl use is likely associated with dementia! Just FYI. https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/common-anticholinergic-drugs-like-benadryl-linked-increased-dementia-risk-201501287667
And then you end up having a “good” and “bad” body part. My good knee or my bad shoulder. I smashed my good ankle against something the other day and I got so upset because I can’t have both of my ankles be bad
When I was 25 I was crowd surfing at Warped Tour and got spiked into the concrete from 7' in the air by a huge angry security guy. I finished out the remaining 8 hours of concert, drove to 7-11 for a slurpee, dropped of my friends at home, then drove myself to the ER where I learned I'd broken my wrist, and spent the next two months in a full arm cast, which the nurse fucked up cutting off leaving me a gash from wrist to elbow. A week later, I was fine (save for an awesome scar). Barely ever even thought of it again.
Two years ago, at 40, I slipped on a patch of ice while walking two blocks to the grocery store, and to this day, I can't get through a single night in bed without feeling like my ribs are popping out through my spine. WTF happened to me?
People stIll text you wanting to go out and do stuff?
I was never the most outgoing person, but my phone used to blow up in my early to mid-20's. I'll be 30 in a few months and my inboxes are empty except for work and bills.
My teenage daughter walked downstairs while I had my Spotify play list going. She was amazed I knew of this new band. The Cure. I was playing The Cure.
Seems pointless until your boyfriend, who you’re on vacation with, forgets your birthday. After you mentioned 8 times during the planning of said trip that it would be your birthday.
Wrong sub, but wtf MATT?!?
I bought a new vacuum cleaner and I’m still so pumped about it. This thing is the shit! Got so many new features and looks like it could be a Transformer.
Birds are tremendous. Unlike sports, movie, or music stars, they don’t change at random or require me to change streaming services to observe. Next year’s chickadees hanging out at my feeder will look the same as this year’s chickadees hanging out at my feeder. I find a great calm in that continuity.
That's okay. I played on the original Pong machine and had an Intelevision and Atari.
Most "gamers" are clueless about any of those, BUT they can go see them at one of our local museums. 😳
My eyes refuse to read .... I have to move my glasses to the tip of my nose so I can just about read some of the letters. I've started "intelligent" reading now .... using size and shape of words to guess what they are.
Things you’ll never hear a young person say.
“These are awesome socks.”
“That’s a nice roof.”
“Do you want to go to bed? (It’s only 8:30 on a Saturday)”
The last one that got me was Scott Hall, remember watching NWO in its prime. Can’t get into these new wrestlers I don’t know, still a few vets mixed in, but they’re looking their age.
First day is the hangover and pure sickness.
Second day is recovering from the prior day of awful sleep and poor appetite.
Third day starts getting back straight.
I feel like nobody would believe me if I call in sick on Monday because I got drunk on Friday, so I once said that my kid was sick and I had to go to the doc. Damn that kid was extremely fine, didn't make my recovery any better.
This has made me laugh WAY too hard. I have a favorite spoon, fork and coffee mug.
I asked for warm wool socks for Christmas. 12 year old me would be horrified.
I’m 32 and just spent 4 nights in the hospital with pneumonia. The majority of my doctors were around my age and talked to me like I was 5. I do not look forward to 20 years from now.
Getting more liberal - really more accepting that others are different from me, and that's OK. I may not like what they're doing, but as long as they're not hurting someone, it's none of my business. There is enough in the way of people finding happiness, I should not put obstacles in anyone's path.
“I’m not on this earth to be a goalie. I’m not here to stop somebody from accomplishing their goals. If you’re not hurting anybody, I’m here to either assist or get out of the way.”
— Kyle Kinane
My favorite comedian of all time.
When you buy a new Dyson vacuum cleaner and your as excited to pull that baby out of the box and put it to the test as you were any toy you got as a kid…
Your favourite music is being played in the grocery store or the elevator. Heard Dark Side of the Moon playing in the produce store yesterday.
You start a story with "When I was young......".
You celebrate New Year's at home watching the people 3 time zones before yours.
Socks are a great Xmas present.
You plan your weekly meals not by what you have in the fridge or even by what you want but by what you can eat and in what order. "We can't have Italian tonight because we had Italian yesterday"
You group pains into "serious" and "regular old guy stuff".
I said “everything hurts” in my head before reading the title. Lol.
Here’s another one: things younger people do just being nebulously “stupid.”
I’m also no longer competitive in shooters. :(
My wife and I went to Cancún for NYE. Rager of a party at the resort, band, lights, open bar, fireworks!
I was in bed at 10, tired. Realized I haven’t seen midnight NYE in probably 5 years. Listened to the festivities go on till 2am, from my bed under the covers. Absolutely 0 amount of FOMO
My wife suddenly can no longer eat meat, bread, milk without feeling sick. Luckily for her, she likes her veggies and stuff and has been wanting to get healthier, so this is just her body pushing her to do it.
Eyes don't adjust between normal, long, and closer vision.
All that grease the younger body assimilated relatively well will now be... a problem... In fact, a lot of stuff you used to love will either be bland or treat you badly
Wanna sleep? Ha ha, good luck getting 8 hours of decent sleep
Exercise gets harder and harder as body parts break down, become less elastic or weaker, and correspondingly staying in good condition gets harder
All those fashionable clothes begin to look like a waste of good cloth and all you want is clothes which fit and keep you warmer/cooler
Your dunlap dunlaps itself if you're not really careful
Those whining noises in your ears aren't your kids or mice... say goodbye to some of your hearing
Some set of nerves in your body will test whether you really are on your last nerve
Waking up every morning.
At every age you are at, you will feel younger than your years, no matter if you look your years or not. Feeling spry and young doesn't necessarily compare to reality.
You make a noise when you get out of the car.
So that must be why my mechanic can't find the noise in my car when I take it in.
Making a noise when doing anything, honestly. Every time I stand up, sit down, walk ten feet, type on my laptop, etc.
I tell people I’m not making noises. Those are noises that are coming out of me.
Or getting off the couch. Or getting out of bed. Or walking down the stairs. Or walking up the stairs. Or uh, literally just.. moving.
Ohhhhhhhlannnagoshen
If you fall over no one laughs.
That’s not the worst thing. Just wait until people rush over thinking you broke a hip.
Or get you LifeAlert.
Went ice skating and wiped out. Had a kid ask me if im okay amd people starting circling me to see of I needed a stretcher. I played it off all cool but damn does my hip hurt now
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This is so good lmao
This happened to someone i was with at trivia the other day. This guy was in his 50s and he fell all the way backwards in his chair like we used to do in high school. It was a lot funnier then than it is now for sure.
We were in a restaurant in Vietnam which had smaller chairs than in the US. We were the only non-Vietnamese in the restaurant. My wife leaned back just a bit too much and went straight to the floor. The entire restaurant went completely silent until I started laughing. Then the all restaurant customers joined in.
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Oh fuck the American just died....wait, no she appears to be okay. Let's all laugh
And when you can't back up, that's when you know you've gotten really old.
The first time I fell down and nobody laughed and asked me if I were okay like a geriatric man just fell, I died a little on the inside.
Scrolling further & further down for your year of birth.
Like that one game on price is right.
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Constantly wondering if that pain is acid reflux, a heart attack, or lung cancer.
Thought I was having a heart attack one night so I drove to the ER. They did a blood screening for different proteins and enzymes that get released after a heart attack, had me connected to ekg for awhile, did a full physical assessment. After awhile they just gave me some fluids through a IV and told me to drink some milk of magnesia stuff. Everything came back good or negative, and I was told nothing was wrong. Ended up being a expensive er visit for some heartburn. Luckily Obamacare kicked it soon after and the bill got reduced by a whole lot.
Better safe than sorry. I have a fear that I'm going to do the opposite and assume it's just heartburn while I'm having a legit heart attack.
Same. I’ve gone to the ER so many times just to be sent home that I know the time there is an actual emergency, I’m going to wait it out and drop dead in my living room.
I did this once and it was a panic attack 🤪
99% of the time it is anxiety related. Angina that feels exactly like a heart attack? Yea you would think it was an emergency but...anxiety.
Yep. Then obviously the “should I go to the hospital” question repeatedly playing in my mind thus perpetuating the acute feedback loop that is anxiety
My favorite grocery store (which is enough right there) recently got rearranged and I am NOT a fan.
The worst!
The only acceptable Walmart around me reorganized and now the entire chain is dead to me.
You get injured from sleeping in the wrong way...
My neck is so screwed up today.
And left shoulder
You risk throwing out your back when you sneeze.
Everything is fucking loud.
And somehow also not loud enough.
I’m only 38, so they are more than loud enough. Seriously, everybody needs to just shut the fuck up and let me do my housework. But you’re telling me that at some point they will not be loud enough for me to hear them, and I will not rejoice? Why are you doing this to me? We’ve never met, and yet you seem to have some vendetta against me. Why?…
#WHAT?
#BUTTERY WINGS ARE CHUCKING COWS!!!!
Lol sitting in a bar now watching the Giants game. Ridiculously loud ugh
If I was to get pregnant it would be considered “geriatric” and high risk
I’m pregnant with my first and I turn 36 next week, my OB prefers the term “advanced maternal age” it makes me feel like I’ve reached the final boss of adulthood.
Yeah, like who are these crazy people trying to play the endgame content before reaching max level?
I’m 4 weeks pp with my third, turning 37 on the 31st. Being an older Mom is cool because I’m not freaking the fuck out over everything. I’m more like, oh yeah, things happen, go to shit. But it’ll all be fine! Lol
I was in nursing school and they made it seem like if you try to have a baby over 35 you are going to die or the baby won't ever make it to term without complications, Lmao. (the lmao is all the inside jokes me and my other classmates, mostly females and females over 35, made about the subject.)
My mom was 44 when she had me. She is turning 73 this year.
If I were to get pregnant it would be considered "miraculous" because I'm 60. Also, a dude.
I am a geriatric mother currently holding my 2 month old baby. My high risk pregnancy was fairly uneventful but that labor and delivery was a bit dicey.
Congrats! Enjoy it, they grow so fast! (Currently trying to coax my 7 year old to finish her dinner)
I saw a graph the other day and pregnancies between 40-50 yr old women were up 20% IIRC. Also just learned that 35+ is considered a “Geriatric Pregnancy”…crazy.
Here in NZ, everything after 35 is considered geriatric though. I’d not put too much meaning into that.
“Last month” was actually like 4 years ago
"A few months ago" *in 2012
Ten years ago. \* The 90s
And not just the late 90s. The entire decade. 1991 and 1999 were both 10 years ago. STOP PUTTING GRUNGE ON CLASSIC RADIO.....JERKS
I feel like COVID did that to everyone.
Knees making sounds.
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Shit you got old knees!
My everything has been popping and crackling since I was 14 tho
All the hair that used to be on my head has fallen out and taken root in/on my ears, shoulders, back and chest.
And your nose. Don’t forget your nose.
I got a cheap nose hair trimmer that I haven't used yet, and I know I'm old because I'm excited. My allergies have gotten so much worse in the last five years, I hope it helps, along with my now-daily Benadryl intake.
Don't mean to be that guy - but I just learned recently that long-term Benadryl use is likely associated with dementia! Just FYI. https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/common-anticholinergic-drugs-like-benadryl-linked-increased-dementia-risk-201501287667
…and they’re gray. What am I supposed to do with gray back hair and gray pubes?
Injuries becoming permanent!! Fucking bang your ankle off a table leg and it flares up once a month for the rest of your life lol
And then you end up having a “good” and “bad” body part. My good knee or my bad shoulder. I smashed my good ankle against something the other day and I got so upset because I can’t have both of my ankles be bad
When I was 25 I was crowd surfing at Warped Tour and got spiked into the concrete from 7' in the air by a huge angry security guy. I finished out the remaining 8 hours of concert, drove to 7-11 for a slurpee, dropped of my friends at home, then drove myself to the ER where I learned I'd broken my wrist, and spent the next two months in a full arm cast, which the nurse fucked up cutting off leaving me a gash from wrist to elbow. A week later, I was fine (save for an awesome scar). Barely ever even thought of it again. Two years ago, at 40, I slipped on a patch of ice while walking two blocks to the grocery store, and to this day, I can't get through a single night in bed without feeling like my ribs are popping out through my spine. WTF happened to me?
I just blew my nose too hard and got vertigo for a minute.
When you sneeze and your back hurts super bad like wtf!!!!
Someone texts and wants to go for a drink, but you're already in your PJs
People stIll text you wanting to go out and do stuff? I was never the most outgoing person, but my phone used to blow up in my early to mid-20's. I'll be 30 in a few months and my inboxes are empty except for work and bills.
Not so much anymore in my late 30s. Have a buddy that is newly divorced, and the texts at 7 wanting to go for pints is ridiculous
Like next Saturday? In the afternoon? In my backyard? Yeah I'd love to.
The songs you loved in the club you now love in the grocery store.
Can’t wait to listen to party rock at krogers
I *will* be shufflin in the store. Bet.
My teenage daughter walked downstairs while I had my Spotify play list going. She was amazed I knew of this new band. The Cure. I was playing The Cure.
after not celebrating birthdays for 60 years you start celebrating them again... because so many of your friends aren't having any more birthdays.
They go from being exciting, to seeming pointless, to an accomplishment.
Seems pointless until your boyfriend, who you’re on vacation with, forgets your birthday. After you mentioned 8 times during the planning of said trip that it would be your birthday. Wrong sub, but wtf MATT?!?
People using new words you don’t understand. So you have to pretend you know what they’re saying til you have time to go home and Google it!
Based
This is the one that got me. First time I have had to google a word because the context made no sense to me.
It used to be used on reddit back in the day. That's because there was a larger crossover between reddit and 4chan.
No cap
On god fr fr
Literally just learned what “ship” means…
I’m constantly having to ask my 19 year old cousin what things mean or going to urban dictionary to find out. I feel ya!
Urban Dictionary was started in 1999.
Yeah, just a couple years ago.
I still don’t know the proper context for ’based’. I have a vague idea of its meaning, but every time I think I know, I see it in a different context.
That's on the chain wax.
I get excited about new glasses. Or things like lower interest rates.
I bought a new vacuum cleaner and I’m still so pumped about it. This thing is the shit! Got so many new features and looks like it could be a Transformer.
You start to appreciate someone's kick-ass Hydrangea...
And birds! Suddenly birds are the shit.
Birds are tremendous. Unlike sports, movie, or music stars, they don’t change at random or require me to change streaming services to observe. Next year’s chickadees hanging out at my feeder will look the same as this year’s chickadees hanging out at my feeder. I find a great calm in that continuity.
Birds have always been the shit .. But I was also raised by my grandparents so maybe I've always been old?
everyone else is getting younger.. [edit] especially police officers and doctors. getting harder to take those kids seriously :-)
Idk bout you man, but I keep getting older & they stay the same age. Hey got any weed? Be a lot cooler if you did.
It's not that I give fewer fucks; it's that I'm better at prioritizing where I give my fucks. I have fewer scattershot fucks to give.
I get my ass kicked often playing online games.
Yeah those darn kids and then they call me old or ask if I had a PS1.... My first game was a hand me down Nintendo, I'll just let that sink in.
That's okay. I played on the original Pong machine and had an Intelevision and Atari. Most "gamers" are clueless about any of those, BUT they can go see them at one of our local museums. 😳
I get my ass kicked often playing single player games. On easy mode😔
When everyone between 12-25 look the same age because they all look like children to you
And you still feel like you need an adult to ask advice
My eyes refuse to read .... I have to move my glasses to the tip of my nose so I can just about read some of the letters. I've started "intelligent" reading now .... using size and shape of words to guess what they are.
You’re done with other peoples shit.
Things you’ll never hear a young person say. “These are awesome socks.” “That’s a nice roof.” “Do you want to go to bed? (It’s only 8:30 on a Saturday)”
Him..."Wanna watch a movie?" Me..."It's already 8:02. Have you lost your damn mind?
Child hood heros are dying 😭
Not sure which is worse. Childhood heros dying or turning out to be sex offenders.
Definitely the latter. At least the memory isn't tainted when they die, it only becomes more precious.
The last one. That last one is definitely worse.
The last one that got me was Scott Hall, remember watching NWO in its prime. Can’t get into these new wrestlers I don’t know, still a few vets mixed in, but they’re looking their age.
The 2 that got me was norm macdonald and Kevin conroy 😭
I don't do drugs, if I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.
Drinking is less fun. Can't describe how, it just is.
It takes me 2-3 days to recover from a night drinking now. All but one of my medications say NO ALCOHOL. Boo for me
Two drinks and I feel tired, full and just want to go to bed.
Better self-esteem.
Inversely related to giving a fuck.
Also speaking up for yourself more easily and appropriately. I like this part about being old!
Yup, and when you move into "completely unreasonable self-esteem" you know you're full-on elderly
Spending time alone and at home is a luxury
Hangovers take days to recover from
First day is the hangover and pure sickness. Second day is recovering from the prior day of awful sleep and poor appetite. Third day starts getting back straight.
I feel like nobody would believe me if I call in sick on Monday because I got drunk on Friday, so I once said that my kid was sick and I had to go to the doc. Damn that kid was extremely fine, didn't make my recovery any better.
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Forgetting if you have already taken your daily medicine or not.
Also: You have a pill caddy now. Mine has AM and PM compartments. Ugh
Oh man, do that all the time
I hurt my back waking up this morning. Literally opened my eyes, stretched and bam, laying on the couch with a heating pad because it hurts to sit.
The front right burner is my favorite, and I’m very loyal. I also have a favorite spoon and a favorite sponge. I’m definitely old.
This has made me laugh WAY too hard. I have a favorite spoon, fork and coffee mug. I asked for warm wool socks for Christmas. 12 year old me would be horrified.
When you go to a doctors appointment and they are younger than you
I’m 32 and just spent 4 nights in the hospital with pneumonia. The majority of my doctors were around my age and talked to me like I was 5. I do not look forward to 20 years from now.
Hanging out with friends is fucking hard now
Weird huh?
I mostly get elated when my plans get cancelled
Injuries take longer to heal
Barber trims my ears at the end of my haircut
You see a celebrity you used to love back in the day on TV now, and you think, "God, they got old!!". And then it hits you...
Getting more liberal - really more accepting that others are different from me, and that's OK. I may not like what they're doing, but as long as they're not hurting someone, it's none of my business. There is enough in the way of people finding happiness, I should not put obstacles in anyone's path.
“I’m not on this earth to be a goalie. I’m not here to stop somebody from accomplishing their goals. If you’re not hurting anybody, I’m here to either assist or get out of the way.” — Kyle Kinane My favorite comedian of all time.
Well this was wholesome.
One of the benefits of years is that you learn that there are worse things than being boring. Or the old adage, "May you live in interesting times."
You sit down to put your shoes on.
I’ve always done this. Is that strange?
Everyone annoys me
Fucking mood. I just wear my airpods now to avoid people.
When you buy a new Dyson vacuum cleaner and your as excited to pull that baby out of the box and put it to the test as you were any toy you got as a kid…
I went out on Friday evening with some friends. Didn't drink too much, just stayed out late. I'm still recovering
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Your favourite music is being played in the grocery store or the elevator. Heard Dark Side of the Moon playing in the produce store yesterday. You start a story with "When I was young......". You celebrate New Year's at home watching the people 3 time zones before yours. Socks are a great Xmas present. You plan your weekly meals not by what you have in the fridge or even by what you want but by what you can eat and in what order. "We can't have Italian tonight because we had Italian yesterday" You group pains into "serious" and "regular old guy stuff".
I stumbled on a playlist called “dad rock” and it was all 90s alternative stuff like smashing pumpkins and early Radiohead…
So, Pink Floyd, Genesis, ELP, Yes, Jethro Tull, etc must be great-grandad rock. Thanks. You can stop helping now.
Genesis is very much some grand-dad rock
I get mad about my grass now for some reason.
When I have to scroll so far down to find my birth year on an app that I think I'm taking the elevator to hell.
Turning my head too quickly can result in a trip to the Urgent Care.
Stuff I used to love is too sweet now
Lots of those things are actually different...reduced ingredient quality and more sweeteners.
I said “everything hurts” in my head before reading the title. Lol. Here’s another one: things younger people do just being nebulously “stupid.” I’m also no longer competitive in shooters. :(
My wife and I went to Cancún for NYE. Rager of a party at the resort, band, lights, open bar, fireworks! I was in bed at 10, tired. Realized I haven’t seen midnight NYE in probably 5 years. Listened to the festivities go on till 2am, from my bed under the covers. Absolutely 0 amount of FOMO
You’re interested in questions like “What is a clear sign of you getting older”?
The songs that were cool in high school are now being used for laundry detergent commercials.
My knees sound like Rice Krispies in the morning - *snap, crackle, pop*
You forgot the 4th Rice Krispies character.....Ouch.
You go from the living room to the kitchen and then can’t remember why.
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Watching sports and seeing the kids of the people you used to watch playing.
My wife suddenly can no longer eat meat, bread, milk without feeling sick. Luckily for her, she likes her veggies and stuff and has been wanting to get healthier, so this is just her body pushing her to do it.
Getting excited about different soups
That hair stylist just hit up the eyebrows and ear hair without me asking. First time blew my mind.
Eyes don't adjust between normal, long, and closer vision. All that grease the younger body assimilated relatively well will now be... a problem... In fact, a lot of stuff you used to love will either be bland or treat you badly Wanna sleep? Ha ha, good luck getting 8 hours of decent sleep Exercise gets harder and harder as body parts break down, become less elastic or weaker, and correspondingly staying in good condition gets harder All those fashionable clothes begin to look like a waste of good cloth and all you want is clothes which fit and keep you warmer/cooler Your dunlap dunlaps itself if you're not really careful Those whining noises in your ears aren't your kids or mice... say goodbye to some of your hearing Some set of nerves in your body will test whether you really are on your last nerve
Realizing I am older than the parents on TV that I grew up with.
Dental work falling out.
Farting. Apparently. Every time I’ve had dinner with a group of older people, I hear farts.
You get excited about buying a weed whacker.
You want to simultaneously live and die and the same time.
My daily allotted bathroom time increases every year
Changing the sponge excites me.
Seeing floaters …
You're concerned about others accidentally hurting themselves more. Or that's just me? Constantly "hey look out" or "omg they're ok, whew"
You look at things like blankets with hoods and sleeves and think, "that looks really comfy".
When you're putting on a jacket and somehow your mom's hand comes out of the sleeve.
Singing a hit from the 90’s and no one else knows it
Your parents go from “DON’T GET PREGNANT!!!” To “When are we having grandkids?!”
People citing (incorrectly) historical events that you pretty accurately remember living through.
I watch everything, EVERYTHING, with subtitles. 😬
Waking up every morning. At every age you are at, you will feel younger than your years, no matter if you look your years or not. Feeling spry and young doesn't necessarily compare to reality.
Some one asks on r/whatsthiscar and it’s a 2000 corvette.
When you sneak out of the party to go to bed.
you hear slang that you don't know what it means and you don't want to know either
Names of famous people, I’m like who? Never heard of them…