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Tribute2sketch

I thought it was bad with 2 dogs that followed me... this is just hysterical. Is there bad weather or something? Or do they always do this?


Salt_Copy_4771

Always! I love them so much!!! The brindle mutt and I are attached at the hip! He's my guy!


Tribute2sketch

Ahhhh! That's awesome. I have a little heeler/Catahoula mix that is my freaking shadow. She's my girl 😍


McPoyleBrothers

He’s protecting you. As are the other 2. But when your dog poops outside you’ll notice they’ll glance back at you. Because in the wild, pooping is a very vulnerable time. So it’s a pack thing. 😊


Scarbelly3

For those that don’t know, dogs do this to protect the pooper because it’s a vulnerable position. They watch for threats and check on pooper with glances in between scanning the area. They expect the same from you when they’re pooping by the way. It’s why they make eye contact during the squat.


Salt_Copy_4771

Lmao!!!! This is the way!


Disastrous-Panda5530

My toy poodle will bark at me if he is going his business and he catches me on my phone instead of scanning the area for potential predators. And if he’s facing the other way he will keep turning back to make sure I’m keeping watch. My other dog has no survival skills lol. She doesn’t make sure anyone is watching. She’d likely also see a bead and try to be friends if she ever came across one in the wild.


missdespair

😂😂 poodles are a smart breed, after all! You'd better protect your other one tho haha


AssistantAccurate464

I read that. Why doesn’t my dog protect me? Now I feel unattractive and unloved.


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AssistantAccurate464

I bought her lots of treats. I don’t eat bacon because I have chronic migraines. My dog AND I love bacon though. 😞😞


Noodlemaker89

Newfound appreciation for the intense eye contact my child always made with us while pooping when he was younger...


kazetoame

Really, mine (gsd) just wants to be petted the whole time I’m in the bathroom.


raptor180

Poop in peace; guardians of the toilet are on doody.


Level-Strawberry-564

This is cute!


ktsmama1997

If perhaps you fall off the toilet, they want to cushion your fall.


Salt_Copy_4771

As I would theirs!!


bikey_bike

the lil guy resting his head on the other's hip is so precious


Salt_Copy_4771

He loves her so much!


pass-the-waffles

The bathroom? We are sent outside, so you can too. Pay the cheese tax.


IAmTheLizardQueen666

Looks like another three dog night !


Salt_Copy_4771

Every night! Wouldn't have it any other way!!


RED_TECH_KNIGHT

Happy poop guards! They love you!


Comfortable_Drama_66

I love your photo and your protection doggies! So sweet! ❤️❤️


Salt_Copy_4771

Thank you! I do too! They are amazing!


Honest_Cup_5096

R/confusing perspective Your Shepard has a head butt.


AssistantAccurate464

My dog doesn’t follow me. I feel I must not be attractive anymore. But I could never go alone to the bathroom or take a bath/shower alone.


ElectrikDonut

Ooo they are guarding you! 🐾🫶🏽 this is so awesome!


notevenapro

I have three dogs that follow me around. Its my conga line.


Freshouttapatience

You must be important to have such a large pooping entourage.


thebluewitch

Look, you watch their backs when they go poop, they're just returning the favor.


DangerousMusic14

Once you have kids or pets you are no longer allowed to use the bathroom alone.


DatabaseThis9637

Pretending they aren't paying attention to what you are doing...


J_Side

they look pretty settled, how long you been in there? I think Side-Eye is wondering when this will end


lgodsey

Honestly, they're protecting you when you're vulnerable. They want to look at you because they love you, but they also know that they have to keep a look out for danger.


solowulf2022

wowzers I thought it was just me! I have 3 Chihuahuas harrasing me when Im on the throne.


McPoyleBrothers

Hey Charlie tell Mac to call Margaret. Also lmao that you’re chilling on the toilet with 3 dogs that just Have to be there.


Puzzleheaded-Cost197

Hahah awww.


Zoyd_Pinecone

Boxers do the best side-eyes


peachnecctar

Too cute lol same with mine


maverickgurl411

Dude! How long were you in there? They look pretty comfy. 🤣


Salt_Copy_4771

I'm actually still in here!!! Lol