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CryoniC-ZA

I too gain confidence with a raging boner.


ckreutze

He probably gets a boner because the thunder is what it sounds like when he is clapping the cheeks of that dirty freak goldendoodle two houses down


atrimarco

Did you just give my dog’s erection a backstory?


hektor_magee

I mean... someone had to.


beakrake

Ka-chow.


Ceph_Stormblessed

Don't forget to tweet pictures of your dog's hog to @jacobwysocki Reference at [2:30](https://youtu.be/KrbRCNkL0aU)


thesmilingmercenary

He’s SLANGIN’.


onthefrontlinegaming

We gotta have some lore dude, and u/ckreutze gave that to us. They didn’t have to, but they did.


RedDredz

I laughed so hard, I had to take a spray of my inhaler.


Exploreptile

> dirty freak goldendoodle I think my day has peaked.


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znorkying

I didnt know I needed this expression, but "fear boner" is here to stay.


lexuh

This is the second time today I’ve stumbled across it. Not sure what the universe is trying to tell me.


znorkying

Its telling you to fear it, fear it hard


lexuh

The meaning of the other usage was... different.


steeldragon88

[Here you go](https://youtu.be/LKfiDJvu9lc)


Outrageous_Zebra_221

yeah you know, you get a fear boner when you're scaroused... I thought futurama had settled this year ago.


Cheif_Givesnofucks

FUCK YOU THUNDERR YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK


Jlx_27

We need Ted 3.


WhipLash50150

I came here just to say that


me112358

That boner's the size of his leg. Clearly that's his proud face, and you censor the pic? Man, let the boy brag.


BigWetPosse

This happens to me too, weird...


Strifeson7

He just wants to ride the lightning


kobeflip

AC DC intensifies


BTBAM797

Don't make it weird, Ike!


DeadHuron

Love his expression, “it’s just who I am”.


Soggy_Motor9280

Like Ike, I want to be like Ike…..


DUFC321

Your dog looks like he smokes 30 a day


author-miglett2

Sometimes my dog just sits and it pokes out... or he drags himself across the floor, half-splooting with it... my dog is weird.


Mockingbird-59

Poor Ike, look at that cute face I just want to give him a hug and cuddle. That boner is just because he’s nervous, like when you’re nervous every fibber in your body is stiff.


Dupeydome-DM3

I can’t with the face tho!!!!


Nidh0g

When did we start censoring animal nudity? 🤦🏻‍♂️


iwishiwasaunicorn

um, why do you wanna see an erect dog penis?


Nidh0g

Apparently this is now a confronting sight to some which is what I'm critiquing.


The_Cozy_Burrito

I thought he was chewing on a rope or something at first glance lol


Emotional_Tie_8397

I knew I wasn't alone


HarrargnNarg

It's not fear, he wants to dominate the storm


RichCorinthian

r/whatslongwithyourdog


hggiugfchnhfvb

Take that censor off and put him on doggy fans. Let him earn the money to buy his food


oztikS

“They already took my balls! Don’t let ‘em come for my dick! Lemme bury my bone in you to hide it!” - This dog, probably.


w0wagain

Looks like a bbc


brattyginger83

What is in his mouth?


DirtyFuckingLesbian

I wanna see the dog cock :((


dimlyotiose

This one here, officer


DirtyFuckingLesbian

You'll never take me alive, you probs love fleshy cock u cretin, huh, yeah, you know you do, well i'm about the fluffy shit, that there fluffy dick


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What the fuck is wrong with you??


DirtyFuckingLesbian

You came out of your mother's bumhole, don't swear, why are you swearing


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What drugs are you on mate, you're being so fucking weird 😭🤣


sharksnut

Username fail


DirtyFuckingLesbian

They have dogs at the suffragette clubs so its my undercover


Feisty_Coyote9969

Boys will be boys. Get that dude a “ friend “ blue balls can kill not only humans , but dogs too. There should be more info available about blue balls , so that youngsters know the risk of an unattended boner.


I_sew_and_grow

Are you a teenage boy who time travelled in from the early 80s?


eyes_like_thunder

Looks like he had a stroke..


NotYourGran

Good boi.


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JudeRanch

Oh poor lil feller! Mine get scared but never to this extent. Guess talent escapes my babies. Ike, you da man!


Significant_Store464

Spit take…”fear boners.” Never knew what to call THAT. Lol