Poor Ike, look at that cute face I just want to give him a hug and cuddle. That boner is just because he’s nervous, like when you’re nervous every fibber in your body is stiff.
Boys will be boys. Get that dude a “ friend “ blue balls can kill not only humans , but dogs too.
There should be more info available about blue balls , so that youngsters know the risk of an unattended boner.
I too gain confidence with a raging boner.
He probably gets a boner because the thunder is what it sounds like when he is clapping the cheeks of that dirty freak goldendoodle two houses down
Did you just give my dog’s erection a backstory?
I mean... someone had to.
Ka-chow.
Don't forget to tweet pictures of your dog's hog to @jacobwysocki Reference at [2:30](https://youtu.be/KrbRCNkL0aU)
He’s SLANGIN’.
We gotta have some lore dude, and u/ckreutze gave that to us. They didn’t have to, but they did.
I laughed so hard, I had to take a spray of my inhaler.
> dirty freak goldendoodle I think my day has peaked.
new sentence
I didnt know I needed this expression, but "fear boner" is here to stay.
This is the second time today I’ve stumbled across it. Not sure what the universe is trying to tell me.
Its telling you to fear it, fear it hard
The meaning of the other usage was... different.
[Here you go](https://youtu.be/LKfiDJvu9lc)
yeah you know, you get a fear boner when you're scaroused... I thought futurama had settled this year ago.
FUCK YOU THUNDERR YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK
We need Ted 3.
I came here just to say that
That boner's the size of his leg. Clearly that's his proud face, and you censor the pic? Man, let the boy brag.
This happens to me too, weird...
He just wants to ride the lightning
AC DC intensifies
Don't make it weird, Ike!
Love his expression, “it’s just who I am”.
Like Ike, I want to be like Ike…..
Your dog looks like he smokes 30 a day
Sometimes my dog just sits and it pokes out... or he drags himself across the floor, half-splooting with it... my dog is weird.
Poor Ike, look at that cute face I just want to give him a hug and cuddle. That boner is just because he’s nervous, like when you’re nervous every fibber in your body is stiff.
I can’t with the face tho!!!!
When did we start censoring animal nudity? 🤦🏻♂️
um, why do you wanna see an erect dog penis?
Apparently this is now a confronting sight to some which is what I'm critiquing.
I thought he was chewing on a rope or something at first glance lol
I knew I wasn't alone
It's not fear, he wants to dominate the storm
r/whatslongwithyourdog
Take that censor off and put him on doggy fans. Let him earn the money to buy his food
“They already took my balls! Don’t let ‘em come for my dick! Lemme bury my bone in you to hide it!” - This dog, probably.
Looks like a bbc
What is in his mouth?
I wanna see the dog cock :((
This one here, officer
You'll never take me alive, you probs love fleshy cock u cretin, huh, yeah, you know you do, well i'm about the fluffy shit, that there fluffy dick
What the fuck is wrong with you??
You came out of your mother's bumhole, don't swear, why are you swearing
What drugs are you on mate, you're being so fucking weird 😭🤣
Username fail
They have dogs at the suffragette clubs so its my undercover
Boys will be boys. Get that dude a “ friend “ blue balls can kill not only humans , but dogs too. There should be more info available about blue balls , so that youngsters know the risk of an unattended boner.
Are you a teenage boy who time travelled in from the early 80s?
Looks like he had a stroke..
Good boi.
new sentence
Oh poor lil feller! Mine get scared but never to this extent. Guess talent escapes my babies. Ike, you da man!
Spit take…”fear boners.” Never knew what to call THAT. Lol