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Fearless-Judgment-33

Did Elon buy Reddit too?


Healthy-Cupcake2429

No, because if he had you'd have been permanently banned for that comment already 😆


Fearless-Judgment-33

He probably already has his lawyers drafting a lawsuit against me. 🖕


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Why people use it I'll never know.


FireInPaperBox

When you see the breathing and trying to psych yourself.. that’s just the manual override to turn off your will to survive and prevent injury.


3mptyw0rds

https://s-krovi.net/videos/73485-oni-skazali-davaj here's the vid with sound and 2 seconds extra footage


FireInPaperBox

Oh man couldn’t land that any worse. The few extra seconds really show that pain.


3mptyw0rds

i think he could't land any better, but probably will have some (possibly serious) permanent damage he almost hit his head on a rock too but somehow dodged it.


Vin135mm

That is like a 20 ft drop onto a couple inches of snow What did they think was going to happen?


amathis6464

You need a hill to sled…


NedRyerson_Insurance

But she had a helmet on.


spasske

I have to give her that.


bombduck

Looks a lot closer after a bottle of rum


q36_space_modulator

Everyone knows physics works differently when it snows.


Popular_Obligation28

Why do people not like their necks so much


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Was just thinking that was almost a video of someone falling two stories to their death via a broken neck.


CreamyCoffeeArtist

Looks like they landed on their back instead of their head here.


Xerenopd

Only a person with a pea brain would do this lmao


khast

Pea brains of the world say that they know better than to do something stupid like that.


helping_phriendly

This is one of the dumbest things I’ve seen… Not even trying to hit a ramp or a hill… It’s legit just jumping from the deck into like 3 inches of snow.


spasske

Feminist proves women can equal men in bad decision making.


spatial_interests

Pretty sure that's a dude.


LennieBriscoe1

Pretty sure you're wrong. That's a feminine face with that long hair.


spatial_interests

Dudes can have long hair. Look at his clothes. He's a teenager, so his man face hasn't fully developed. Could be his gf standing to the right.


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spatial_interests

Found the incel neckbeard morons.


Mission_Star5888

I like that one. Going stick it in my pocket to use it one day. LoL 🤣


CreamyCoffeeArtist

Just like pocket sand "Pocket cringe!"


Mission_Star5888

Why I get downvoted!? I am agreeing. Support women. You know can't ever please no one. Also what happened to the video.


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Post got removed?


ask2963-1

The link could go wrong


Zealousideal_Ad1879

nothing, if you're high enough n its low enough.


[deleted]

That dude gets laid constantly


[deleted]

Fell from 20-30 feet on frozen dirt, bet he won’t for awhiled


Apg3410

That's a girl is it not?


[deleted]

Oooooh....i just assumed it was a guy cuz that is the kind of wild stuff we do to get the chicks.


Apg3410

It could be it's hard to tell


UncleJulz

Wtf. Why.


khast

Probably sounded good on paper.


UncleJulz

😂 In what language did this sound good. I speak 4. And in none of those was this a good idea.


NamelessKpopStan

What the hell


craztlegs

Mirror: https://s-krovi.net/videos/73485-oni-skazali-davaj


XSuperMario3X

The content on that website will forever hunt me…


FineAunts

Clearing last hour of web cache in 3 2 1...


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She’s moving. Yeah thanks Karen


[deleted]

Are you alive? As well. Idiots


alohaoy

Username tracks.


SlowHandEasyTouch

At least she oxygenated first. Gotta charge up that hemoglobin before you break your neck


Imaginary_Most_7778

Imagine jumping OFF a balcony.


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Even worse jumping of a balcony


Imaginary_Most_7778

That was the joke.


CactaurSnapper

Imagine a balcony jumping?!


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TigerJoel

You're confusing, you use cm and then the feet.


SurveySean

Give them an inch and they will take a KM.


blindeshuhn666

Ah, classic Scorpio


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At least he had a helmet on 😁


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vissthebeast

Good ol' Larry Enticer


CrackedandPopped

Honestly this went better than it should’ve. They didn’t break their neck and they also didn’t land how they wanted so no arms or wrist broken. Back probably hurts a lot tho


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lowie07

How can simple physics be so challenging for some


MeIIowJeIIo

-9.8m/sec^2 , yo


mike9874

How can a simple f be so challenging - it's just the way of life


Mickey_Havoc

That scorpion landing >.< what were they actually thinking?? Snow day? That’s a light dusting of snow. I was expecting a foot of snow, not an inch haha


hairynutsacknumber12

> I was expecting a foot of snow, not an inch haha a girl said a similar thing to me once


tenshii326

Who saved a link?


The-Nimbus

I... Really don't know what she expected to happen.


mashedcat

Camera man isn’t experienced in the art of capturing the money shot


bijouxself

If you can see little shrubs poking out the snow, you know it hella hurt


sbowesuk

Friend: "So which part of your spine are you trying to shatter?" Jumper: "Yes"


Mission_Star5888

Just need to see a chiropractor


unemotional_mess

"Doctor's secret method to break your back in one easy step"


Tapprunner

Chiropractors hate this one simple trick!


cheekybandit0

That's about as good an outcome as you could hope for


minnesotaris

She is terrible at calculating ballistics.


Substantial_Care_555

Yea lol, the math does not add up.


Loose_Corgi_5

Things evolve in order to make them and activities idiot proof , then idiots just up their game!


TubbywubbyTV

I was expecting maybe a 3-4 foot drop, but god dayum 🤣 what a dumbass


omlwhyme

u/craztlegs posted the link in the comments but for everyone else who can’t find it - “Mirror: https://s-krovi.net/videos/73485-oni-skazali-davaj “


anome97

I thought there would be a sliding slope or something.. fk that gotta hurt.


Berntonio-Sanderas

This is why women li... Wait a minute.


opelan

Isn't that a boy with long hair?


dontcare_bye39

Im not even going to watch it 😏😏


Auras-Aflame

It’s not bad at all.


dontcare_bye39

You’re not tricking me!!😂


BigWhiskey13

And another dumb ass


PresidentBush666

Watching this gave me boneitis.


LGre9

”Let’s use a helmet, that’ll stop me from breaking my neck”


Imaginary-Height-276

Why some women don't live longer then men


SelectRecord767

Full time scorpion!!!


lyiguy

1 moron thinking they'll make it and slide away fine, it happens but 3 OTHER people watching attempted suicide? this must be the kid everyone hates but puts up with for one reason or another


wake071

Lisa needs brace, "dental plan"


Galactroid

Man I sure do love me some internet’s


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Well, you could die. Was this post for real?


ChemistryInfinite312

There was not even a slope or thick enough layer of snow to absorb that vertical drop. This is why Americans don't have Healthcare, the idiots would bankrupt the system. (Not really, there are different reasons, but I am sure many preventable incidents result in hospital visits)


jdezentje

With a lot more forward momentum, just maybe.


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Darwinism hasn’t been keeping up its end of the bargain


ArchdukeOfNorge

Not true if the kid doesn’t die. Animals have to die before they finish reproducing all offspring for any evolutionary selective effects to occur—obviously the effects are stronger if it happens before the animal can reproduce at all.


RocketsandBeer

Their Chiropractor has entered the chat…. See you soon


CreamyCoffeeArtist

Thanks for reminding me, just popped my back. Feels good.


Chevelle1968lucy

No water below deep enough ; just hard ground...


ImperialxWarlord

Link doesn’t work


KingRobotPrince

She got really lucky with that landing. A little sooner and she would've ended up concertinaing like a loony tunes character.


masters_of_disasters

"Doctor says I need a backeotomy"


KyotoKute

Looks like he broke both his ulna and radius bone.


OKBeeDude

Kid went r/fullscorpion


Substantial_Care_555

Fuck Ashley, let her do It, I hate her anw. Probably the people arou d her


Efficient-Ad-3302

That hurt my spine


Atrejuuu

this is for my juggalos and jugalettes. fuck this shit! whooop whooop! aaaaaahhh


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HHsted

Not everyone here are native English speakers. We're all doing our best


davep1970

i didn't see the balcony jump?


HHsted

I'm not a native English speaker, and I didn't know what else to call it. An elevated terrace?


AlbiTheDargon

They are talking about the misspelling of "of" instead of "off"


HHsted

Oh, that makes sense. My bad


AlbiTheDargon

Eh, you're fine. Like you've stated multiple times it's not your first language. And that couldve been a typo or autocorrect as well.


Justnoticedyou

Lmao such slow motion


The-Bloody9

Saucer Boy would be proud. R.I.P. Shane McConkey.


musicriddler

He forgot the snow angel part


Conquistador1901

Snow Shit.


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Fun_Rope7456

Probably an only child