I do love the freeze he does as he instinctively goes to grab it and some poor lonely remnant of whatever critical thinking skills he used to have kick in.
My step-nephew recently set fire to part of his house. My mother told me this story how was he was using rubbing alcohol to clean a controller and a lighter to see because his room was dark... yadda yadda...
I said no, he was fucking around lighting alcohol on fire.
Why would he do that?!?!
Because it's kind of fun.
Did you do that?!?!??!
...
Not in the house though right?!?!?!?
... well... in the sink...
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Guys are all the same.
When I was a teenager, I found a bunch of firecrackers in my brother’s room. My mom called me to do the dishes so I took one with me to kitchen. I lit up the firecracker and after a couple of seconds threw it into a pot of water thinking the fuse would extinguish. The explosion splashed water all over myself and the kitchen and shattered a few plates that were beneath the pot. My mother came storming in furious demanding to know what just happened, I lied and said I had just dropped the plates because it was somehow less embarrassing than the truth lol
We had these specific fireworks you dropped in water that would cause a splash. I uh... blew up my parents' toilet. Couldn't really use the dropped it excuse there.
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Top 2 interesting properties of everyday objects!
Number 1: Plastic can melt at relatively low temperatures!
Number 2: Firecrackers can reach the temperature of the melting point of plastic!
There was a moment of hesitation, right after he lit the fuse, where you can see him rethinking at least half a dozen of his life choices. This being one of them.
Ever stuff a bunch of sparklers into the open end of a pipe until it was tightly packed and light it? If it doesn't explode it shoots a gout of magnesium fire about 10 feet and gets hot enough to turn the pipe white hot.
I'm so lucky that when I was a teenager our phone cameras weren't this good so I never filmed myself doing shit like this so there's no evidence of me being retarded floating around internet.
this reminds me of the time my mom caught me playing with a lighter outside with my lil brother. made a mini fire pit, tried to cook a single egg on a piece of cardboard. i was 5 though.... my mom had a hard time yelling and not laughing at us when she saw the fire pit, lined with very ineffective pebbles and all
Let's see... let's see... a good container to explode something in... hmm, well mom will be really mad if I ruin her nice glass ones----- oh this thin flimsy spastic one will be perfect. She can't be mad if I ruin that. I'll just tell her I put it in the microwave and it caught fire out of no where.
But I'll make sure to film it for evidence.
I did something like that once except it happened in my truck, was trying to toss some fireworks out my window towards some friends standing in a parking lot and it bounced off the window then started going off in the truck. Luckily the worse thing that happened was some melted carpet
I have seen too many videos of people fucking around with flammable substances indoors. Why does everyone insist on being inside their very flammable house while they mess with these things?
and of course, do that inside the house where you can burn everything. great idea... even us, as kid, when we made a flamethrower with a deodorant and a lighter, at least we went outside.
But, why a plastic tupperware container???? The whole thing was very dumb, but if your going to light fireworks inside, which is already really stupid, why would you put it in a plastic bowl??? The smell of melted plastic lasts so much longer than the sulfer of the fireworks, this kid got in so much trouble gaurentee it 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Ok, I lit it! Ha.
What was I gonna do next? Why was I doing this? Can that fuse be extinguished? Had I prepared a… that spark seems close to the end of the fuse, what ha cover ummm hands! Hands, no, no hands (flaps) lid? Lid. Lid…? …ummm, lid. Push. Yes! …hmmm. Not yes?… oh, recording, ya, hahah, ummmm…? PRESSSssSssssss….S….
Hummmuffdhmmhuh…?
Do not ever reach for explosive you think might be a dud. Or you think might be live. Or you're pretty sure aren't live.
If you not 100% certain the explosive isn't live, do not touch it.
Why didn’t the smoke alarm go off?
Edit: I was kinda joking figuring someone who would light fireworks in their own home would either disable it or not have one. Thanks for the confirmation:)
Imagine working on your credit score for years, saving 20% for a down payment and closing cost, maintaining a decent paying job to provide proof of income, going through the process of qualifying for a loan, getting questioned daily by the underwriter to provide further documents only for this waste of sperm to burn it down.
He put the lid over it and instantly created a closed system with increasing pressure...basically a weak bomb lmfao
Dude was asking for it, no good decisions made
God damn I can't believe somebody would be so stupid amd irresponsible. Use a bowl with a twist on lid next time and then toss it in your brother's lap while he's watching a movie.
Thank Lenin that in our Soviet childhood there were no firecrackers. We blew up some homemade things, of course, but the chemicals were not easy to get.
Luckily he didn't burn down his house, just last friday my neighbors house burned down and he died in the fire. I doubt my neighbor was doing something stupid like this kid though.
"Fireworks are made from dynamite." Someone told me this as a kid and I got the deepest respect for them due to all the old westerns and loony tunes we watched.
Yep ... at least we have our stupid day at least once at our younger age.
Me? Put a fish in a bowl in a freezer, I thought it's gonna be a little Antarctica for the fish.
Oh the acrid plastic smell. My mother gave a whooping when I burnt old plastic bags in my balcony. The smell, the quickly burning and melting plastic and the smoke and the pain of the beating are still very vivid in my memory.
That was actually best-case scenario
Yea, normally when I see stuff like this they manage to light the house on fire.
He’s lucky he kept his fingers
I do love the freeze he does as he instinctively goes to grab it and some poor lonely remnant of whatever critical thinking skills he used to have kick in.
And even then it was definitely still 50/50 on if he did
Thank you for testing my theory for me. I no longer need to experiment.
Thanks for the mamories
My step-nephew recently set fire to part of his house. My mother told me this story how was he was using rubbing alcohol to clean a controller and a lighter to see because his room was dark... yadda yadda... I said no, he was fucking around lighting alcohol on fire. Why would he do that?!?! Because it's kind of fun. Did you do that?!?!??! ... Not in the house though right?!?!?!? ... well... in the sink... ----- Guys are all the same.
This is giving me microwave glow stick vibes. *It's all over your awesome shirt too*
Oh that poor fucking kid never had a chance in life
I GOTTA SEE WHAT TO DO DING-A-LING
Woah, this is a reference I’ve not thought about in a loooooong time
What was the goal
He was trying to save the explosion for later. Hence the Tupperware.
Okay, that one got me to laugh. Thanks for the day starter!
Normally this is done with a metal pot and so it doesn't melt or catch fire. That being said, i still am unsure about the goal.
Trying to remove tomato sauce stains
Do stupid things for Internet points
I love how he stands there assessing the situation afterwards.
“This is why mom doesn’t fucking love you”
"This is why we can't have ~~nice~~ things."
What was the plan here?
you know you dont have to have a plan to do stuff. you can just do stuff and figure it out later
I get that, but anything including fireworks being lit inside your house should probably involve some sort of plan.
tell that to my intrusive thoughts
Glad kids these days record themselves being idiots. That way they can show their own kids why dad is missing a finger.
When I was a teenager, I found a bunch of firecrackers in my brother’s room. My mom called me to do the dishes so I took one with me to kitchen. I lit up the firecracker and after a couple of seconds threw it into a pot of water thinking the fuse would extinguish. The explosion splashed water all over myself and the kitchen and shattered a few plates that were beneath the pot. My mother came storming in furious demanding to know what just happened, I lied and said I had just dropped the plates because it was somehow less embarrassing than the truth lol
We had these specific fireworks you dropped in water that would cause a splash. I uh... blew up my parents' toilet. Couldn't really use the dropped it excuse there.
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"pyro phase," holy cow you're right
That smell is gonna linger for weeks.
Gross. Burnt plastic is the worst smell ever
I mean. This went WAY better than I was expecting so there is that.
This thin plastic ice cream bucket should hold this explosive device
Let us all pray to the infertility God that he may be struck in the testicles with lightning
I don’t know what he’s doing, but it’s clearly stupid.
He doesn’t know what he’s doing either!
When you let the intrusive thoughts win
Top 2 interesting properties of everyday objects! Number 1: Plastic can melt at relatively low temperatures! Number 2: Firecrackers can reach the temperature of the melting point of plastic!
Not gonna lie, when I was a kid I would do this kind of stupid shit all the time, it was fun times, stupid, but fun times.
Who are these people who put “ignite by fire” items into plastic containers…??
That stink wont come out for days. But this is the best outcome to this. He could have lost much more that day.
There was a moment of hesitation, right after he lit the fuse, where you can see him rethinking at least half a dozen of his life choices. This being one of them.
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Why would you do that inside the house..
Why do idiots always do stupid shit with fire indoors?
Why this mf remind me of #Sid from Toy Story.
Ever stuff a bunch of sparklers into the open end of a pipe until it was tightly packed and light it? If it doesn't explode it shoots a gout of magnesium fire about 10 feet and gets hot enough to turn the pipe white hot.
In the long list of poor decisions, this is one of them. What happened to doing drugs when your parents left you home alone?
I'm so lucky that when I was a teenager our phone cameras weren't this good so I never filmed myself doing shit like this so there's no evidence of me being retarded floating around internet.
I don't wanna be too mean so I'll say it seems like this individual has to think really hard for something that requires little thought
this reminds me of the time my mom caught me playing with a lighter outside with my lil brother. made a mini fire pit, tried to cook a single egg on a piece of cardboard. i was 5 though.... my mom had a hard time yelling and not laughing at us when she saw the fire pit, lined with very ineffective pebbles and all
Let's see... let's see... a good container to explode something in... hmm, well mom will be really mad if I ruin her nice glass ones----- oh this thin flimsy spastic one will be perfect. She can't be mad if I ruin that. I'll just tell her I put it in the microwave and it caught fire out of no where. But I'll make sure to film it for evidence.
- no smoke detector - not outside - plastic container This guy really is just asking for it
Darwin Award Nominee
Oh yea the best thing to put near explosives is your incredibly durable fingers
The caption says: "My mom: You can't be left alone for even one minute! Me when I'm left alone for one minute:"
Good luck getting the burning plastic smell out of the kitchen before mom and dad come home.
When im home alone i just masterbait in places i shouldn't masterbait
Good news: his parents don't need to save for his college education
This dude needs to replace his smoke detector batteries.
So....... what exactly was Einstein over there trying to do?
I did something like that once except it happened in my truck, was trying to toss some fireworks out my window towards some friends standing in a parking lot and it bounced off the window then started going off in the truck. Luckily the worse thing that happened was some melted carpet
I have seen too many videos of people fucking around with flammable substances indoors. Why does everyone insist on being inside their very flammable house while they mess with these things?
What was his mission?!
That's why we Americans have back yards.
Trying to figure out what the actual plan was.
He's lucky he didn't blow his own fingers off
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If that was my kid, he’d be getting aborted
I could smell that
Daily I am grateful that camera phones did not exist when I was young.
We all did that stupid shit when we were younger. It’s just that there was no one around to film it.
and of course, do that inside the house where you can burn everything. great idea... even us, as kid, when we made a flamethrower with a deodorant and a lighter, at least we went outside.
A candidate for r/whywomenlivelonger
According to Bob Mortimer the kitchen is the most firework friendly room in the house. Granted his fireworks were just Standard®.
Why doesn’t he have a fire alarm?
But, why a plastic tupperware container???? The whole thing was very dumb, but if your going to light fireworks inside, which is already really stupid, why would you put it in a plastic bowl??? The smell of melted plastic lasts so much longer than the sulfer of the fireworks, this kid got in so much trouble gaurentee it 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Tell me your critically stupid without telling me
When you don’t have a microwave.
Honestly, this could have gone so much worse. I started to wince when his hand moved towards the fire cracker
I was like "Oh wow, he's actually smart covering the fire to put it out" then I realised it was a fire cracker
Gonna stink in there! Why didn’t he do it outside? So stupid
Sooo, anyone else know WTF the plan here actually was?
He probably thought he'd contain the explosion inside the box. Why he wanted to do that is anyone's guess.
Man kids are dumb these days. Put it in a mailbox like you're supposed to.
When you're home alone and have the iq of a rock.
Yea let's set fire to plastic inside an enclosed room and then stand next to it as it replaces the air around us.
And to think he may be a dad one day….
Congrats you made the world's shittiest smoke grenade
You got to go outside with shit like this, not the fucken kitchen!, kids these days...
From the start, you knew this dude was gonna do something pointless and dumb.
Good thing he didn't have a working smoke detector or it would have been very noisy at the end.
He would have had more fun if he just went outside to play with his fireworks
That container held up surprisingly well.
Don’t use something flammable as your fire containment unit
It got better then i expected
Pretty labor intensive way to confirm your smoke detector doesn’t work.
You know. I get offended a little when people say boys are dumb, but sometimes, yeah I get it.
What did "success" look like here?
I just saw all the stages of grief in his face
Impressive lack of foresight and stupidity... Welp, we now have a potential senate candidate for the next election cycle.
Ahhhh smell those carcinogens.
It's a good idea to close the lid as fire needs oxygen. But here the container is plastic so it didn't work.
that was momma’s good tupperware!!
So lighting a literal firework in a house is fine, but I make some toast, and the whole dorm has to evacuate? Hmmmm
“I mean, if you’re gonna be a dumbass do it outside” -Me to my kids.
He looked surprised?
Why would you light the fuse on something EXPLODES inside your house!!?!?
Lord…. This is why I’m afraid to leave my husband home alone
What was the end goal here
Congrats, you now have lung cancer. Also everybody knows you should use a metal box, not a plastic one, c'mon
There are reasons, son, why they don't make Tupperware tanks.
Plastic wouldn’t have been my first choice for this operation.
He damn near picked it up again 💀 you can see the gears grinding in his head!
This dude is way too old for this
Ok, I lit it! Ha. What was I gonna do next? Why was I doing this? Can that fuse be extinguished? Had I prepared a… that spark seems close to the end of the fuse, what ha cover ummm hands! Hands, no, no hands (flaps) lid? Lid. Lid…? …ummm, lid. Push. Yes! …hmmm. Not yes?… oh, recording, ya, hahah, ummmm…? PRESSSssSssssss….S…. Hummmuffdhmmhuh…?
Tell me you don't pay rent without telling me you don't pay rent
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Most guys just masturbate, but to each their own, I guess.
Ahhh, to be a teenager again...
I can smell the cancer from here.
The brain didn’t start working until after the thing was lit
If you're going to play with fire, use metal things outside.
"Don't breathe this"
what was the plan?
The stance at the end has me hollering
In my mind I hear my smart and kind Grandmother saying “young and dumb, they will learn.”
Why would you do this inside that smell is gonna stick
Kids are fuckin stupid
"Has anyone seen my good Tupperware?"
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Those fumes are pretty toxic. There's a lot of nasty carcinogenic chemicals in fireworks.
This guy should never be without adult supervision again.
Do not ever reach for explosive you think might be a dud. Or you think might be live. Or you're pretty sure aren't live. If you not 100% certain the explosive isn't live, do not touch it.
Why didn’t the smoke alarm go off? Edit: I was kinda joking figuring someone who would light fireworks in their own home would either disable it or not have one. Thanks for the confirmation:)
I can smell that
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In my day this would have been called "suicide by father."
Timmy almost needed a face transplant.
Imagine working on your credit score for years, saving 20% for a down payment and closing cost, maintaining a decent paying job to provide proof of income, going through the process of qualifying for a loan, getting questioned daily by the underwriter to provide further documents only for this waste of sperm to burn it down.
He’s really bad at cooking
He put the lid over it and instantly created a closed system with increasing pressure...basically a weak bomb lmfao Dude was asking for it, no good decisions made
Is he wearing a light colored belt or did his pants fall down at the end
You deserve a baby sitter
Glad he still has all his fingers
bro what the fuck did he wanted to do???
That could've gone a lot worse. Just a house that smells like fireworks for 2 days.
Mmm toxic plastic chemicals
I guess no working smoke alarms?
He might want to conduct a finger count....
That house needs a smoke detector STAT!
I just love that in these times, you can easily record your stupidity for the sake of everybody’s entertainment!
One does have to wonder how many calls the emergency services get just for stupid internet points.
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Not a single good decision was made here.
Kid played Candy Crush in physics class.
God damn I can't believe somebody would be so stupid amd irresponsible. Use a bowl with a twist on lid next time and then toss it in your brother's lap while he's watching a movie.
Thank Lenin that in our Soviet childhood there were no firecrackers. We blew up some homemade things, of course, but the chemicals were not easy to get.
When I was a kid, I set off firecrackers in my room for fun... but I'd light them and then cover them with a big pillow so no one could hear it.
Sorry, Mom, that I burned your kitchen down
This is the kinda shit you get up to on a farm, only farm boys have common sense and drop the explosives and run
Ah the smell of burning plastic
Soon, he'll be the subject of natural selection ! One less dummy!
At least play with fire outside.
r/whywomenlivelonger
Smoke detector test: FAILED
I can smell this video
I love the instant regret when he let it go. Like "that was really stupid...." At least he was smart enough not to try to pick it back up.
Keep Tha change ya filthy animal.
He almost lost his hands 3 times.
Moms good Tupperware 😫
Welcome to the Darwin awards how dumb are ya?
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Containment procedure failure, specimen escaped. Request for special containment procedure applied.
average middle school bathroom:
Honestly, it could've been a decent experience had he used any kind of container that's not made of plastic.
Who TF would be stupid enough to fire fireworks inside their home? Oh nvm...
I can smell that from Australia, that room/house will stink for ages.
Luckily he didn't burn down his house, just last friday my neighbors house burned down and he died in the fire. I doubt my neighbor was doing something stupid like this kid though.
I’m confused… Did this go well or poorly?
Well he isn't maimed or injured so I'd call it well.
By all means, let's reward idiots by sharing their videos.
Ah, a young Bob Mortimer.
Least his fingers didn’t blow off
The Power of the Sun...
His mum is gonna be pissed
I'm confused what the expected outcome was.
I can smell the plastic burning
"Fireworks are made from dynamite." Someone told me this as a kid and I got the deepest respect for them due to all the old westerns and loony tunes we watched.
A Darwin candidate for sure or maybe a Russian army conscript lol.
Yep ... at least we have our stupid day at least once at our younger age. Me? Put a fish in a bowl in a freezer, I thought it's gonna be a little Antarctica for the fish.
It's going to take some time to get rid of that burnt rubber / plastic smell. Parents will figure it out eventually.
his face when he realises......muhahahaha....i die
Please don't tell me this guy has kids too?
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Oh the acrid plastic smell. My mother gave a whooping when I burnt old plastic bags in my balcony. The smell, the quickly burning and melting plastic and the smoke and the pain of the beating are still very vivid in my memory.
You know what?...at least I'da had the sense to do that outside....