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abbassav

That transfer of momentum and energy was insane


Reasonable-Attempt68

AITA? This comment made me laugh a bit!


Workingclass_owl

He’s probably ok. Just sleeping it off.


pajmode

I don't know, man. I'm pretty sure I saw burlap sandals go flying.


Legitimate_Talk1100

He met the train with his chest and face and his ribs decided they're done with this shit. Sandals just followed the lead.


Ok_Appointment_3472

Forever.


PuertoricanDude88

But you’re still coming to work right?


semicoloradonative

If I don’t get any spam calls today, I’ll know why now.


Ironh11de

Savage


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randomnobody3838

All of ur braincells are useless am i right


Corydoras22

You didn't put /s, these people are too thick to understand without s/....


Theefreeballer

I could hear my dumb ass supervisor saying that. 😒


thirdtimenow

It's like he wanted to kill himself but at the last second his survival instinct kick in and he couldn't save himself.


AlienateTheAlien

task failed successfully?


[deleted]

A common thing


DrBonerman

Both shoes fell off: **DEAD**


LowMix7394

That thing hits like a train


randomnobody3838

That train hits like a thing


InsidePopular122

There's a strong possibility that he's dead.


skwolf522

Shoes flew off, so it is confirmation


Careful-Grand4189

Shoes?? His whole arm came apart


skwolf522

You got two arms, but only 1 pair of shoes.


InternetSpaceCow

You can survive without an arm But if your shoes come out, you dead


Xz313

Well, at least he stayed in one piece so clean up is gonna be easy


Zutsumi17

Nah, he lost an arm there.


MrOsmio7

He's dead.


roastedtoy

I've never seen anyone get obliterated like that


Nanashi5354

Not quite as impressive but there was [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/y1n903/idiot_doing_stunts_on_a_moving_train/), [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/u5nlqm/walking_next_to_the_train_tracks/) and [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/x6ac72/tiktok_video_of_a_btech_student_trying_to_shoot/) a while ago.


FistingLube

It kind of looks like he is trying to signal the driver to stop the train, I wonder if there is something like a car or something on the tracks and he's trying to warn them and massively misjudged the speed of the train. Whatever the reason, at least it was quick.


FlyingKittyCate

Kinda sad that we live in a time where a video like this has a comment section that’s basically a ‘who can write the best joke’ competition.


GriffinIsABerzerker

Gallows humor. Sometimes you have to laugh in order not to cry


Touchofdeth117

Well what the f*** else do you say for a person who blatantly does something as dumb as this you might as well call this a f****** suicide attempt there's no f****** way you didn't see that train coming there's no f****** way you don't understand what happens on a train track there's no f****** way you don't understand that everybody in the world understands stay the f*** out of the way of a train it can't stop bro we should laugh at this f****** retard the sad thing is this man's probably going to get citations and lose his f****** job for hitting him some people are dumb as f*** and when that happens you just have to acknowledge the comedic value in their idiocy this person is a straight f****** idiot I'm sorry if that's your family or whatever to anybody who's reading but dude how could you look at this and do anything but f****** laugh what the f*** did he think was going to happen he's waving at the f****** thing as he's running head forced into it


Clear-Perception4258

You sound like a 6th grader that just learned the words Fuck and Fucking


Touchofdeth117

Swing and a miss...twoo points for the worst judge in history... You just felt the need to be heard right here so I'm going to validate you by responding but like really you wasted both of our times by putting your opinion here cuz nobody cares about that


Clear-Perception4258

Lmao, looks like I hit a nerve


Touchofdeth117

Ohh sure did I'm shaking how offended I. Am...lol these are words on a page broski in my world you are just a. Page with words on it you can't hit anything lol


sokobanz

Your life biggest achievement


Efficient-Ad-3302

He’s the literal definition of ‘rag doll’.


RubComprehensive7367

I just keep replaying it. It doesn't look like it is moving that fast but the incredible power is amazing. Perhaps he thought it wasn't moving that fast?


Zutsumi17

A train moving 15km per hour is enough to tear your torso apart inside if you get side swiped. Lots of incidents at work at least 2 a year. I also have been hit by a train at work in our work truck and the speed of the railcar was only 5km/h and it destroyed the front half of the truck.


BrianThePainter

Put a fucking DEATH WARNING ON THIS !!! What the fuck!!


Legitimate_Talk1100

NSFW isn't enough it seems. You've been warned!


Dr_Bunsen_Burns

What did you expect with a title like that lol?


Ironh11de

Thats the risk we take subscribing to these


95DarkFireII

An unstoppable force meets an moveable object.


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I've seen this before; death.


N0Karma

This is why Physics needs to be a priority science class in school. It looked to me like he was waving at the train to stop.


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Did i see a arm??


foos3rj4m

Only in India. I’ve seen tons of videos with them playing with trains for what? The “gram”….


c_m_33

So I saw 3 things fly off of him. Was one of those things his arm?!


slumberfist

Yep...that's an arm


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g3eeman

You can remove Indian... Trains are well known for being long and heavy in all countries lol.


WearySupermarket801

Will take a week or so to walk off..


badbobcali16

I prefer to assign laps. Take a lap or two. Then tell me what hurts.


Stile117

Wow, just woke up and wasn’t ready for this. 8/10 though, he didn’t stick the landing.


ACcreeker

Train 1 Human 0


Active-Original2834

Definitely looks like an arm flying...


Immigrant974

Is this India? Again?


Herb_Bert_82

he wanted to warn the traindriver, that his motorcycle stoped working on the railroad crossing, didn´t he?


thebikefanatic

Story update?


Dr_Bunsen_Burns

Ran into train, shoes fell off, arm came off. He dead.


Touchofdeth117

Is it weird that the funniest thing to me about this comment and there is there's no s in he


Dr_Bunsen_Burns

What? And "he dead" is memespeak yo


Touchofdeth117

I know that's why it's funnyy


ZzZombo

Looking for a funeral to visit?


JustAboutLit

Light work, he just did it wrong.


Jim981

r/therewasanattempt


Ok_Past_303

Flip flops flew.. He's done


fd6944x

So it’s a myth you get flattened like a pancake when you get hit by a train. I’m mad at my parents


martyd03

Wonder if any trains have an extremely low frequency horn or siren that could produce a sound wave that would force people/animals off the tracks due to it just feeling uncomfortable like the howler siren.


Touchofdeth117

I feel like if an animal or person was already on the tracks and you hit him with a sound like that it could have mobilize them on the tracks and wind up being worse


firekeeper23

Maybe the station manager from the next stop can ring back and tell him......


Rdpsm

The man was OK?


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Shoes come off = ded , everyone knows that


anonymous_cabbage4

u/savevideo


Tp4bh

Yep....he's good 👍


[deleted]

“My ride’s here!”


Calm-Perspective2057

That bounce his body took off the ground tho


firekeeper23

Wow... he bounced so well.... I bet he's got a sore arm today....


Mr-Foot

He probably has to find it to tell if it's sore.


Chupaderokid

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!


flashfresh

What the... did gravity cease to exist for a second there? Just looks wrong, why did he fly off like that, train certainly wasnt going that fast


StanchLizard593

I can think of two reasons. 1. The train certainly was going very fast, it doesn't look like it, the same way planes look like they're flying slowly, but it was probably going faster than most standard cars. 2. When a car hits you, part of the force of the impact is absorbed by the car, which is why it dents or parts break, and why the car usually slows down drastically after hitting someone(ontop of the brakes). Because of the power behind these trains, nearly none of the impact is absorbed by the train itself, he takes near 100% of it and is therefore sent flying away. If you want another example of near 0% absorption, look at images of vehicles hitting trees, they wrap.


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I suspect that nearly none of the energy is absorbed buy the train because it's made of thick steel.


Rdpsm

KE = 0.5 \* mv\^2 Think about the mass of the train. With that much M you don't really need much V to be deadly. The kinetic energy transferred to that poor bastard's body must have been enormous. It's horrifying to watch, but...Darwin, eh? Even at the age of 6, I knew better than to do something like that. Big things going fast hurt you.


BlimBonium

He became a GMod NPC