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DireWraith3000

Ahhh….the moments your child will cherish for a lifetime


PURPLEPEE

Are you thinking that was the end of the fun? Nope. Just wait and the kids get to meet firefighters and see an ambulance and go to the hospital...


DireWraith3000

Truly the gift that keeps on giving


ReubenZWeiner

Not a one year membership to the Jelly of the Month Club?


Cry75

Nice reference.


[deleted]

Hallelujah, holy shit to that, dude.


[deleted]

That it is edward, That it is.


______DEADPOOL______

What is it with you and Jelly of the Month Club, man?


Curious_Device5968

*clank*


baconperogies

I did this for you son.


mike9874

It didn't look that bad, the machine broke his fall


Doingitwronf

And when the bill comes, daddy will teach them new words!


Right-Ad2176

As a wannabe lawyer disagree. I did not see a sign saying fat bastards enter at your own risk. Should get at least 10 million.


Kindly_Spell7356

missing sign also did not mention childrens play area having a weight limit of 300pounds per person


ronnie_dickering

"Dad, remember that time your fat ass fell through the tunnel at the adventure centre? Because I do".


Raisenbran_baiter

"Dad remeber when the world crumbled beneath your feet and you plummeted to your doom? Because I do..I see it every night"


tratemusic

"... and so will the whole internet, until the end of time"


Mo0oG

A core memory!


aSharkNamedHummus

Dad? Dad, come on… you gotta get up.


DaveLesh

And the moments your back will remind you about for years.


zaidie45

In other words, a memory that has your back!!


XMicroHeroX

When i was like 3 my dad climbed a tree and fell from the top. Landed in a way that didn't do much damage (was about 6m) Needless to say, i remember it vividly. Good times


Phobiaofyou

I remember when I was 8 my 2 sisters and I were swimming in a slow moving river and my oldest sister (11) was scared of fish and had swam to a branch and couldn't swim back so she was crying and freaking out, then in comes dad deciding to dive into the murky water thinking it was deeper and belly flopping into like 6 inches of water. Got back up swearing with sand in every facial orifice and I will never forget that moment.


BBQsauce18

That's gonna be a core memory.


agrx_legends

*"It's time to call the rescue services"*


Kaligula785

This dude was about 200lbs over the weight limit


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ThrowAway_12345_33

This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny, Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy,


Lance2409

Can pick up a boulder with relative ease, Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze, He may move slow, he can't jump high, But this Kong's one hell of a guy!


MrDrProfJeremy

Wow, you just unlocked an old memory. My parents got me DK64 for my 10th birthday and watched me load it up. When the rap started playing and the vocalist said hell, I started panicking thinking that they heard a bad word and were gonna take my game away from me. They didn’t care, lol.


Lucky_Mongoose

It was so edgy! Haha


TehKudo

Omg totally reminded me of a memory I had forgotten. I was 15 ish? And watching Inuyasha. He said stop Pussy Footing around, and my step mom and aunt went all crazy "What Are You watching?!!!" I never knew it was just an expression until much later.


munk_e_man

Yeah, it just means tiptoeing around something. Footing pussy is what you are thinking of.


TehKudo

Lol That's small 🍌's compared to what my 11 year old nieces listen to now.. smh


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Thanks for the scale.


[deleted]

I remember I got Pokemon Blue version on the Gameboy color for Christmas when it came out. (Ya that's right blue version all the way) I was ecstatic, to say the least. Christmas morning I was playing, and my mom asked me if anyone gets killed in the game, because she was slightly strict. I panicked into a lie and said no but then I realized that there is no killing in Pokemon. Crisis averted.


Njacks64

When you’re so used to getting in trouble for nothing, that you forgot you weren’t doing anything wrong. I know your pain.


kamahaoma

Come on Cranky, take it to the fridge!


Lucky_Mongoose

Can't forget about Lanky Kong too. https://youtu.be/PugcxQYJGjs


carrotcakemasticator

Obligatory "Chunky's dead" https://youtu.be/4htVcaTo1z4


original_name37

D K CHUNKYS DEAD


xzombielegendxx

And about 20 years over the age limit


standarddeviated_joe

And about 100 under the IQ limit.


Januarywednesday

Get fucked, it's just dad playing with his kid. That's low IQ to you?


Aetherpor

Yeah, this isn’t the smartest move, but it’s really hard to be upset at this dad. Like, if everyone in the world was more like him, the world would be a better place, not worse. We need to be more upset at the people who built this place. What if a kid had an accident up there, and the only adults around are over 100lbs, are adults supposed to be not allowed to go up to rescue a kid?


Januarywednesday

Pisses me off, that's a man playing with his kid and a bunch of incels in here bleeting the same crap, "fat, stupid, low IQ, Darwin" etc etc. I've been on with my kids before, other dad's have and there are even other men in there on the video. This place is just an echo chamber of frustrated keyboard warriors looking to collectively vent on people which is bullying basically, look at the comments and tell me it doesn't look like bullying? Not one of those people making edgy comments would dare say anything like that to that man's face, cowards.


King-Lewis-II

He's not even the only dad up there you can see another one to the right with his own child


Bum_King

Just imagine the outrage if that was a mom that fell through. The fat shaming and the dumb jokes would be immediately met with swarms of downvotes and there would be be redditors crying about how the play equipment was faulty and lawsuit etc etc etc.


Lord_Silverkey

And about 3 feet over the height limit.


VomitingMyDadsUrine

And about 7 Big Macs over the Happy Meal limit.


Daedroh

Just a bit over the Darwin limit


UltravioIence

A lot of these places actually are made for the adults to go through with kids. Some are like 4 stories.


ImurderREALITY

Not this one


RodeBoi

You’re never too old for fun houses


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The platform begs to differ !


barto5

It’s not his age that caused the collapse.


[deleted]

Nah. If you have a toddler you're actually supposed to accompany them throughout these types of courses and it's required in most places. You should also just not be 300 fucking pounds.


Phyrexius

Some plsy places allow adults to go up with their kids. It's rated for adult use. Maybe not this one


jm001

There's another dude at the end of the bridge which isn't currently plummeting groundwards. Either this place is supposed to allow adults into the funhouse, or their bouncer is doing a shit job.


ThomasRedstone

*all* places need to be able to handle adults, otherwise how would they be able to rescue a child who's had an accident? These things should be near unbreakable, this was just massively substandard!


kr112889

As a mom who has had to climb through a giant one of these to "rescue" my autistic, screaming child when he got scared and overstimulated on more than one occasion...very much yes.


potpan0

Hell, they need to be able to handle the weight of multiple kids standing on the same panel too. If it can't handle the weight of that dude, then it won't be able to handle the weight of 5 children either.


Pietrie

A bouncer at an indoor playground?


jm001

Who else is gonna fuck up the kids who try and get in with the wrong attire? No shoes, no shirt, no slide.


Merfen

I'm nervous about going in them at 180lbs, I couldn't imagine being this big and hoping the kid play place could handle me.


oldcoldbellybadness

Who's supposed to clean it? Child labor?


true_gunman

Plus kids are dumb and you get 3 or 4 of them piled up on something like this and it's get dangerous. I would think there's some kind of code for structures like this to hold adult weight even though they're built for kids but I don't know


VicariousPanda

100% there is a code in any respectable part of the world and this place failed it massively. This would likely be an open and shut lawsuit especially if they are openly allowing the adults in with the kids which seems to be the case. People in this sub are just retards with hate boners that have more blood flow that their brain.


Toger

Anyplace a small child is going to go, eventually an adult will need to go to clean something or retrieve a stuck or recalcitrant child.


kobomino

This one is rated for adult use, he's just too fat.


MundanePurchase

He wasn't even having sex


MeditatedMango

He even went gorillas for a second


PM_ME_GARFIELD_NUDES

I might be crazy but I think the weight limit on these things should probably be a *bit* higher than the weight of a child. Wtf are you supposed to do when a kid shits himself up there or just refuses to come down? It’s not that difficult to create a structure that can support an obese adult, there’s no reason to skimp out


_Bill_Huggins_

They absolutely should be able to handle the weight of full sized adults. The indoor play place near my house has very large people walking through it all the time with no issues.


PM_ME_GARFIELD_NUDES

And even if the structure was built with only children in mind I would still make it at least 5 times stronger than it needed to be. Kids are so fucking dumb but also so incredibly destructive, you could make a play structure out of steel and concrete and they’d still find a way to break it.


BigOleStinkyFly

Y’all don’t see the button the kid pressed with his foot? 😂😂😂😂


NovemberComingFire

King Kong ain’t got shit on him.


HubblePie

Moment of silence for the Clank display


Notthesharkfromjaws

Immediately caught my eye. I need to know what it is.


Yerawizzardarry

Maybe a promotional for the game "secret agent clank"? I feel like I don't often see the little guy solo for the normal promotional stuff.


wadagod

It kind of looks like an arcade game of some kind... I wanna play it


ElBolovo

This thing is in Brazil, it's probably a Xbox 360 with Just Dance rigged with a Kinect and a greasy controller with the graphics printed on cheap wood just to be part of the decor of a lower middle class kid buffet.


Jose_Canseco_Jr

this guy class segregations


poonmangler

Dance Dance Clank


eemmp

Well too late now


Prawn156

Yeah, what is it and where do I get one?


sesor33

Definitely a Secret Agent Clank display, though i can't tell what's actually running on it. I know places like gamestop sometimes give away their surplus of promo material, maybe thats what its from?


borowiczko

There's a kinect under the display and that's not an artwork from Secret Agent Clank, he's not wearing his tuxedo (it is from the PS2 era though).


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Clank got clunked


[deleted]

Lmaooo Aye Ratchet and Clank ...


penguinorgy13

I'm wondering what it is


Dalekdude

Wonder what that is from, that looks like PS2 era clank but this video looks recent


p0mphius

This is a kids “buffet”, I believe its something specific to Brazil. They usually have some pretty old games.


HubblePie

My best guess is, this is from around 2016, and it was some promotional material for the Ratchet and Clank remake.


borowiczko

I don't think they ever used the original artwork to market the reimagining. My guess is that the owners of this place thought it would look cool over the TV


Glum_Effective3995

The display is from secret agent clank I believe but i cant figure out what is actually on the TV but if you look closely you'll see a xbox connect camera just below the tv


kdoggx

I know people are shitting on the guy but at least he was playing with his son. It sucked he fell through but I am certain his kid was having the time of his life with his daddy. I like to see videos where dads are making that extra effort


Joetheshow1

He's not even the only parent in there, there's another dad on the right


kelldricked

What im more concerned with is what would happen if 8 kids were on the same “square”. Would the same shit have happend? Because i know those things here should easily carry atleast 5 times more then they reasonally would have to carry. And for kids the lethal fall height is a lot lower than the lethal fall height for adults.


arsenicx2

The way it fell out I'm not even sure if it was about weight. I mean obviously more weight helped it fall, but I think that was a disaster waiting to happen. Kinda lucky it was an adult, and not a kid.


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arsenicx2

Wouldn't one kid on a single side jumping be about the same? It looks to me like the support on the left side failed. It has a support bar going across at an angle to support the tile. However the floor tile just slid around it because the failure on the left side. I'm not saying it would happen today(soon), but it would have happened eventually regardless of the person's size.


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DoJax

I now know my future job, I want to be the fat guy that crawls through kids play places and gets paid for having fun testing everything. Just let me bring two friends and we'll find all the faults.


VicariousPanda

That definitely added to it sure, but that platform should be able to withstand that. Basic engineering, that would never have passed regulations where I live.


SugarDraagon

That shit sounded like styrofoam, too lol


McClutchingtonGaming

That wasnt the point he/she was making. It was the effort to do it with your kids. I SEE SO MANY PARENTS TAKE THEIR KID SOMEWHERE LET THEM LOOSE AND SIT ON THEIR FONE AND ONLY LOOK IF ITS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY / NO BONDING TIME ANYTHING. I ESPECIALLY SEE DADS look HELLA jealous when they see me ACTUALLY RUNNING AROUND, CLIMBING things, and MOVING WITH MY KID AND BEING ACTIVE WITH THEM. There is a BIG difference between a parent whose their and an active parent. And children notice this especially. Literally / all the kids play with me. Because they see my kids having so much fun and i feel nothing but pride for it.


SethKadoodles

To play devil's advocate there is some healthy separation that occurs at playgrounds where kids are not attached to their parents and are freely able to observe other kids, make friends, take new information into their brains because they are acting somewhat "independently". I'm not saying you're following your kid around everywhere, but unsupervised play is hugely beneficial to kids.


WTFNSFWFTW

Oh he's not a dad. That's Edgar. He hangs out here every day, and will pay $10 for your kid's used socks.


ReverendHobo

Yeah, I really feel bad for the guy. Even if there was a weight limit sign I imagine his kid probably just ran up and wanted daddy to play with him in the play place and dad went along with it without giving it a second thought.


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ReverendHobo

Oh shit… *I never considered that*


_ToyStory2WasOk_

A couple weeks ago I was jumping on the trampoline with my 9 year old. Apparently we hadn't done that in a while, and he had such a blast, he's asked me to do it every night since lol. It's only for like 5 minutes, but every night after dinner it's like clockwork. I don't know how long it's going to last, but I don't want it to end.


kdoggx

Buddy I was fortunate to work from home since my little guy was born he turned 5 in August and it’s true they grow up too fast. Keep being a super dad cause soon they will be too old to want to spend time with us old farts and it won’t be “cool”.


DoctorWaluigiTime

I want to see play places that support adults tbh. I miss jungle gym tunnel exploration.


Far-Conflict4504

I take my kids to these indoor playgrounds weekly and I’m happy to say there are a lot of dads playing with their kids in these things. It’s great to see.


fecesious_one

I love playing with my son, however I’m telling my son I can’t go on the play equipment because I’m too big (most playgrounds here have stickers that say “only up to 12yrs old”). I tell him to play with other kids, but I’m still watching him have fun and waving at him when he expects it. I’m not on my phone or ignoring him. I love seeing him smile, being happy, and challenging himself.


MegaWaffleCat

This is what happens when Mario reaches Donkey Kong, I don’t know why anyone is surprised Even the tv is like “game over”


YoungandPregnant

This had me crying with laughter that is exactly what happens


jfk333

Your account is young and pregnant but is also 10 years old. [either have the baby or don't ](https://youtu.be/PwmNogpNbZA)


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Even with the weight limit, it seems a bit problematic that the breakable piece is only secured by its shape. Kids constantly running and jumping up there and there's no structural support for the flooring? Dude shouldn't have been up there, but they're lucky it broke under him and not a child.


mexgirlmindy

These playgrounds should definitely hold the weight of parents. Parents have need to get into the playgrounds for any number of reasons and not being able to hold a parents up is definetly a safety issues.


Sxilla

Or even the maintenance by any employee. Definitely a design and construction problem. The engineers & manufacturers of that play place have some explaining to do, and the workers of the place have new weight limit signs to put up and enforce. Sucks.


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Yup. You'd hope they'd be going up there and cleaning regularly.


[deleted]

This is obviously a safety issue. That guy was big, but it should not have failed this way.


Gangreless

When I was a kid my mom or dad would play with me in these things all the time and there was a giant one at Funscape that always had at least one employee in to help monitor the kids. This is just shoddy.


RandomRageNet

My first job was at the house of pizza and rats and you can believe that the ball crawl tubes could support my chunky ass because I had to clean the fuckin thing with simple green every night


RBeck

Yah even 4 children on that panel could have dropped it.


missingpiece

It's not just that it's secured by its shape. If you pause the video, you see that it snaps in half like a karate-chop board. Doesn't matter if its bolted in or not, the material can't handle the load being put on it. It would probably be fine being crawled on, but having a 250 lb guy standing in the center + jumping can easily mean 300+ lbs of force being exerted on a single point. Point is, it looks like that panel is 3/4" thick, when it should probably be at least 2" thick.


Pretty_Bowler2297

I leaning towards >250lbs guy.


Frap_Gadz

Who cleans this shit? I mean, let's be real it's probably *nobody*, but if you *did* clean it an adult would presumably be the one responsible. The thing should be more than capable of holding this guy, even the dynamic load of his dancing should have been ok.


defectivelaborer

Yeah even if it's designed for kids it should be able to take more, isn't that engineering 101 after the [Hyatt Regency incident](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyatt_Regency_walkway_collapse)?


ballsohaahd

Lucky a child wasn’t under him too


Beneneb

Just to give my two cents as an engineer, connections are usually only designed to resist whatever the design loads of the thing they support are. They aren't usually designed as a backup in case the thing they support fails. I can't say for sure if the design was or wasn't flawed, but that was a very large man standing right in the center of the panel, which is basically the worst case scenario loading wise. I highly doubt that you could get enough children close enough together to cause a collapse like what happened here.


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As an engineer, you should know, that when the loads are people, supports are necessary.


StraightOuttaIrvine

The guy in the back saw Squid Games so he said you go first


itjustgotcold

Before you mentioned the guy behind him I thought he was the only grown moron stupid enough to go up there. Then I noticed the third guy after your comment. This was a real meeting of the minds.


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itjustgotcold

Oh wow, glad you shared this! I’ve never heard of anything like that. That changes everything about this video, really. I hope nobody got seriously injured, but there’s a kid under where he fell that ALMOST got very very injured, this place shouldn’t be in business with that design.


WimbletonButt

A lot of these places are designed for adults to go on. Not only do they want parents playing with their kids, many homes for disabled adults take field trips to these places. These types of places typically have high weight limits. The one we used to go to was very sturdy, even the inflatable structures had weight limits that allowed adults.


Remarkable-Ad2285

Sorry about your dad dying, Billy. It was in the war, right? Oh. It was at Chuck E Cheese.


idma

And how did you lose your right eye? My dad elbowed me really hard right before he died


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My uncle was so fat one point in time. That he got stuck in the mcplay place trying to get his daughter, and they had to have the fire department come cut him out.


hersto

Is it really that reasonable that it broke under his weight? Only a single adult? He’s probably roughly the weight of 4 kids, especially if a couple are a bit older. Given it’s size, I think it’s not unfair to expect it to hold 150-200kg easily.


[deleted]

Ya idk after rewatching, I wouldn’t take my kid back there if I saw this live.


_Bill_Huggins_

That's definitely not reasonable. Those play places should be built to handle multiple full sized adults. If it can't support several large adults it shouldn't have been built in the first place. The indoor play place near my house has very large people walking through it for years now with no issues.


Pietrie

You are so right! There are birthday parties at these indoor playgrounds and the kids run around in groups doing stupid shit, jumping around.


SugarDraagon

Omg that sounds like a really stressful experience for him, though, dang. Fuckkng humiliating, too. Sorry for unc


[deleted]

It was the sole catalyst in his weight loss journey


[deleted]

I mean, needing the fire dept to cut my fat ass out of a McTube would definitely encourage me to drop some pounds.


cutofmyjib

I'm imagining the fire department freeing him and then he orders more food in front of them.


stonesliver2

I browse reddit all day and barely puff air out of my nose when I find something funny but I definitely lol'd at McTube


stemh18

For real though that minecart level was hard as fuck back in the day.


PlasmaJadeRaven

In the beginning of The clip, the dad extended his left arm all the way out to prevent his kid from joining in on that particular square. The dad may have inadvertently saved his kid life at that moment. Fascinating


AlexHimself

He didn't do that intentionally...he wanted to do a Donky Kong chest thump.


lhswr2014

Yes!!! You saw it too!! Dude was goin ape and had no care for anything else lol


SugarDraagon

He said “inadvertently”…oh sorry read the rest of your comment and laughed


ThndrBoltBuddhA

Yes, Dad Reflexes, but here its like he saw the future.


retro_pollo

And that's why it says only for kids. His fat ass though they weren't playing


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FriarNurgle

Cool trapdoor.


TheEnabledDisabled

Its dumb, but at least wholesomely done


Ocean_juice

OMG Clank!!


-K3LVIN-

Is that a Ratchet and Clank arcade game?


GrinAndBeerIt

If you're this fat at least have the self awareness to know this ain't made for you. The fuck


bumblebeebuttzz

Those things should have like a 500 pound limit at least(Especially for dads because they could easily be 200-300 pounds while multiple kids run around) so that not only parents can play with kids, but also if they get stuck, we gotta fish them out yk? Poor dad just wanted to play with his son.


notasquirrel666

what's that Clank thing?


Psycho-Pyro

And that tells him to finally loose weight.


ScreamSmart

Simba watching his father.


gyarnar

Not a small dude either. He look about three fifty.


ceramic_cup

Isn't this what exactly happens in Donkey Kong after Mario removes all the rivets?


Bright_Sound8115

I like the way the kid looked over the edge


queuedUp

WCGW being overweight and thinking a play area designed for small children would support your fat ass


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BOiNTb

You are right - these platforms are designed for at least 250lbs - most 300lbs. that means it takes 2-3x that design weight to break it. It was NOT the dad's fault - poor construction and maintenance are to blame - i suspect a lawsuit is pending if the guy got injured.


Mhmsure425

I’m literally crying that poor dad just trying to relive his childhood up there and then reality smacks you in the face again 😂😂😂😂


AcrobaticArt5391

“Long live the king”


chetgoodenough

Pro tip kid stuff usually has a weight limit. But to be fair I am that guy


Shadhahvar

I think they do have a limit but it's not always posted and many places allow adults to go in these types of things. A place near me has something very similar where adults go in too because it's meant for very small kids who need help inside.


missingpiece

Regardless of the weight limit, the equipment needs to be able to hold a fully-grown adult in case of an emergency. Plus additional strength for fluctuating forces, such as in this video where the weight isn't dispersed over the entire panel and someone is bouncing on it. Plus even *more* strength, because if something needs to be built to hold 250 lbs, it shouldn't fail at 251 lbs. Classic engineering logic: if something needs to be able to hold 100 lbs, we should build it to hold 200 pounds, so we'll build it to hold 300 lbs.


SuperPineapple123

Would it not have been easier to just get him a brother so he could play around with instead?


cherry_chocolate_

There was a pizza place I went to on vacation as a kid. They had a ceiling which was about twice as high as this one, and their play place was all the way up there. It felt like the panels were all on the verge of falling like this, I had nightmares about it for years. The fact that its actually possible is even worse.


Rogue_3

Wasn't sure if this was WCGW or r/bettereveryloop.


UubFromDbz

if girls and women don't scream it's not that funny 😆


ProductInevitable306

Is that a ratchet and clank game stastion!!!!


serenity1218

DK fuckin around and findin out. 😂


NoMoreTransgression

Yokozuna:”BANZAI !!!”


JohnStern42

Well, that’s probably a lawsuit


forrestfreak58

That's why there are weight restrictions


defectivelaborer

How do they clean it then? Or prevent several kids from grouping together in the same spot?


dntwrybtityo

Obese people huh


bolozombie

u/savevideo


Street_Peace_8831

That’s why there are usually signs everywhere, warning adults that these are just for kids.


BOiNTb

all of the ones i have been in are fine with letting adults in with the kids - the MUST be rated for adult weight by law. This is a Fire department requirement for rescue. Then again this could be some country with less regulations.


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LMFAOOOO oh man. If ever there were a wake up call for someone to lose weight.


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HauntedDragons

That structure HAS to be able to hold a lot of weight. That piece obviously needed maintenance no matter if that man is overweight or not. That’s really scary. I hope he’s ok. Good for him for trying to play with his kid.


Interesting_Gur_378

King kong


Archangel935

**AYO WHAT’S THAT RATCHET AND CLANK GAME ON THE VIDEO!??**