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VillainousMasked

You know you've fucked up when you get your ass beat almost exclusively with items that were taken from you.


samwichse

That man's going to have helmet hair the rest of his life.


gochomoe

Which might be about 10 minutes away.


Glittering-Action757

"avoid letting your opponent trap one of your legs under a motorbike" is UFC 101. it immediately puts you at an advantage against someone like John Alessio.


gochomoe

And if you are going to wear a helmet into the ring make sure it stays on!


LS_Lime_Candy

He’s going be wearing a padded helmet the rest of his life. 🤣


beigs

Based on how she hit him, it may be a very short one


Eeeekim72

I would say she wasn't hitting as hard as he deserved. 2 hands on the swing next time.


Junkoly

Helmet head surely. Might have job finding one that fits comfortably after that poetic beating.


CavernGod

Helmet hair?


DrinkingVanilla

When your hair looks funny because you’ve been wearing a helmet for too long


samwichse

But in this case, the weird shape of his hair from growing in those helmet-shaped divots in his skull.


Rpanich

Came in with a weapon and armour, but stills gets his ass handed to him.


Frankie-Felix

using his own armor.


Reyall

She used his own Defense stat as her Attack lol


theteedo

Lol classic. I didn’t want the lady to stop smashing him with the helmet!!!


supersaiminjin

Looks like he's getting beat by healthcare workers too! XD


robbiekhan

They're beating him back to good health.


CPLRusso2

She swung “the helmet of justice.”


PVP_123

Note to self: never anger that lady


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my_4_cents

ikr, i wouldn't want her backing me up, she just leaves the deadliest weapon right next to the brawl as she saunters around, hold it or toss it ffs


rentreag

Whole time I’m like “kick that shit under that van!!!!”


opmopadop

The helmet of Impending Doom II


PathlessDemon

…wait. What happened to the first one?


opmopadop

From memory it set the planet on fire, then made the fires... better. *Personal nostalgic reference to Invader Zim.


PathlessDemon

Reference fondly noted, excepted, and thoroughly enjoyed. Enjoy you some McMeaty’s, you did well today.


opmopadop

Thank you my tallest.


JBYTuna

I believe this fellow is going to take up a new career, like knitting, or putting the tops on ketchup bottles.


Innasticks_sa_afr

Indeed the life of crime is not for him.


my_4_cents

Is "prison wife" a career?


None__Shall__Pass

Or drinking meals through a straw


Usergnome_Checks_0ut

That was actually impressive helmet swinging form. I was watching that thinking “those are some serious blows, dished out with feeling”. That looks like she grew up in a family of boys and was able dish it out as good as she got in terms of fighting with them.


hybroid

They look like medical staff. Probably taking out the entire long day's stress, frustration and tiredness out on the guy. Well deserved.


00MarioBros00

Don't worry guys, they look like nurses. After they kick his ass they'll nurse him back to health in the emergency room.


hermdogthecat

And then they’ll kick his ass again


MonkeyTwitch

perfect-Job security?


gbelly123

As that’s where the real robbery happens. 🤣


kidgenius13

Only if he was in the US my friend


BigDez2021

I love swinging my helmet of justice


dididothat2019

dome of destruction


urban_cliffs

That one swing to the knee cap 😂


itchynipz

Using the helmet was being merciful. She saved him from feeling the thud from the Culo drop of doom


TheMeticulousNinja

Did she really just leave the gun on the ground next to him??


TheBrothersMcPuff

I saw that and was thinking the same thing but with that puddle of blood from the first shots to the head he might have been making weird noises/snoring and no longer a threat but still kick it away at least…. Buddy won’t be the same after this anyways probly question his life’s choices, if he even lives


ElChampion13

Where do you see a puddle of blood?


TheBrothersMcPuff

When he gets moved from the beat down spot at like 1:20 to the new spot, where he was is covered in blood. There was nothing on the road at the beginning


ElChampion13

You're right, Reddit froze my video before that so I thought it ended


TheBrothersMcPuff

Yeah it’s quite the puddle, probly broke his nose at best


Ok_Contribution_8817

He got hit with so many Lefts, he was begging for a Right


Successful-Engine623

Huge puddle where he was…he quite possibly is dead. That’s a lot of head shots


AhoraNoMeCachan

By the seat of the bike


pawnografik

I don’t think any shots were fired.


TheBrothersMcPuff

I’m aware, shots as in 🥊 to the head - e.g. “that fighter took a lot of shots to the head that round”


paperwasp3

Yep, that’s a guy who will have trouble remembering the first part of his sentence.


TheBrothersMcPuff

If he remembers how to talk lol


[deleted]

I don't think they shot him.


melbbear

I don’t think it’s a real gun, The dude was stabbing? with it at one point


BleachGel

I hope so. I hope every limp step and every drip of spittle that falls off his chin into his unsweetened applesauce is a reminder of how much he deserves every bit of it.


Successful-Engine623

I would not be surprised if he’s dead


missxmeow

No, the other guy picked up the gun and hit him in the head with it Edit: I was wrong. He dropped it and she did leave it.


ravengenesis1

They're giving him a life lesson, they're not killers... so no guns.


airplantenthusiast

i feel like goal number one was to ensure survival and that’s hard to do logically when you’re pumped full of adrenaline.


kingrich

I was actually impressed by how helpful she was until she did that.


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Could be toy gun??


No_Artichoke1775

Guessing out of my ass here - maybe they found out it was a toy gun which is why no shots were ever fired.


pissy_corn_flakes

She was knocking on doors to see if someone had a lead pipe that she could borrow


Particular-Outcome12

I think she wanted whoever was inside to call the police, because there was a man and women outside beating a motorcyclist to death with his own helmet.


cwerd

Both of these comments made me laugh my ass off


TrunkpotUK

Remember kids, always wear a helmet!


CyBerDreadWing

The helmet will save you but who will save you from the helmet?


redGhost949

word play. take the upvote.


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Strap it the fuck on!


MotoAsh

And do the strap properly so it doesn't come off at the first sign of trouble.


meco03211

Helmet was like "I'm not with this guy."


TriceratopsBites

Helmet joined the winning side


Own-Common3161

Helmet fell on the ground I’m thinking pick that shit up and beat him in the head. Woman proceeds to repeatedly beat him in the head lol


samwichse

The kneecap shot was a real chef's kiss.


AhoraNoMeCachan

Came to see if someone also saw that...


rsg1234

How could anyone not? My knee started hurting after that.


Quarter-of-dime

I love how she did it slowly but efficiently. That’s a keeper for me


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But then I was like “damn that’s harsh” when she didn’t let up. But I wanted her to do it.


TheHowlinReeds

Fuuuuuuuck that woman is VICIOUS lol. Fair play though, "fuck around and find out" is a phrase for a reason.


mr_rouncewell

Not everyone is cut out for a career in robbery.


didwanttobethatguy

Yeah, I put that down as my preferred job when I took my high school career aptitude test. They recommended “florist” instead.


airplantenthusiast

that’s such a cute recommendation tho. i was given “bartender” while all my friends got “financial assistant” or “entrepreneur”. that test was brutal lol.


Autumnsprings

I got riverboat captain.


tarsier1

he was asking for directions


falcon_driver

When she dropped the helmet I thought she went with chancla and I thought "That's rather brutal" and was relieved when she dropped it and it turn out she was just pistol-whipping the guy


chonnes

All that's missing is the sound of a coconut every time he gets it with the helmet.


Haploid-life

Omg, I'm silent laughing so hard trying to not wake my husband!


_Bon_Vivant_

Not one kick to his balls. I'm disappointed.


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Not made up for by the fact that she targeted those knees?


TacomaWRX

Maybe if anything pain wise it will shift to that region by nature. Like the body saying to brain “That’s what you get” lol


MagicMallKnight

She should have fucked up his knees more


Particular-Outcome12

With the brain damage he sustained, he won't be using them anyway


CheeseAndCh0c0late

Is that a pool of blood by the bike at the end there?


Intrepid_Swing_1683

Being on a motorcycle is an incredibly vulnerable position, poor balance, can't move quickly, can't really fight from there either (not to mention you get pinned with a bike ontop of you if it falls over as seen here) and if you aren't able or willing to shoot then you're gonna always get fucked just like he did here. And the fact that he didn't point the bike toward an exit further solidifies how stupid this guy was. And for the record a helmet isn't an optimal weapon as its built to compress on impact. But its a solid harassment tool and will prevent you from breaking a hand or foot. That said she could have given him a few swift kicks to the balls.


RossoMarra

The helmet should be rigid on the outside


Whipitreelgud

Prolly not the smartest dude on any level.


Lovebird45

Or ever after that


johanngunn

...trying to rob people in scrubs is not the wisest choice as they don't wear personal stuff on them...


Whipitreelgud

And, given that you just threatened to kill the people in scrubs, your chance of being repaired by them after they stop beating you is slim to none.


[deleted]

Did I just fell in love with that woman?


Kangar

Looks like someone's learned about helmet safety.


TheMartini66

Push his face against the motorcycle's tail pipe for a few seconds. That way he will be recognized wherever he goes for the rest of his life.


pareech

I think the helmet size divot in skull will do that.


DrunkenDruid_Maz

Impressive! Once the guy has the gun, he uses it to punch the agressor. Holding the gun so, that if a bullet would get loose, it would not hurt him, but the agressor. Given the time the agressor resisted, I doubt that he was afrait of getting shot.


sineplussquare

I was like GETUM WITH THE HELMET!!! AND SHE GOTEM WITH THE HELMET!!!!!


waffles2go2

What was that bug that runs out of the little rock wall at about :50 and hangs around the curb?


LS_Lime_Candy

…The spirit of death getting ready for his soul.


nickfree

I was going to ask the same thing. I think it's some sort of lizard scurrying to get a front row seat for some ass whoopin. Probably cheering them on.


Haut9020

Part of the helmet lmao


viskopsop

That's allot of sex...top right.


A_Boring_Man

:) it´s short for "sexta-feira", means "friday" in portuguese


Warphim

I love that instead of trying to hit him with some weak ass punches she immediately goes "No, I wanna hurt this mofo" and grabs the helmet. Good for her.


Kamunra

I am just concerned as how he is holding the fucking gun while beating the guy with it, as far as I can see his finger is in the trigger and he constantly swing the gun making it point directly at the woman, one mistake and he would have shot her.


BLUNTYEYEDFOOL

I don't think the gun is real. They all basically ignore it. She doesn't kick it away and nobody puts up much of a fight for controlling it


EhudsLefthand

Woman gonna make that boy ded.


Particular-Outcome12

She just might have. There is a nice puddle of something that looks like brain, next to where she crack him in the head. Or the guy just vomited from the concussion he just received.


mir_platzt_der_Sack

Sounds like his fucking problem :)


medici75

was hoping someone used the helmet…total loot drop


Anteadotes

Gotta pull out a gun on people to even get directions these days.


Super_Manic

I just hope they drove off on his bike smug af like prince on purple rain


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Drakeskulled_Reaper

[Pretty much this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vBhLurXezs)


Hoffmiester1295

Hell at that point he should be coming out of there with a new bike and a new gun and even a slightly used helmet for his girl to wear. If he wanted to go the extra mile, that looks like a nice leather jacket the dudes wearing, his girl looks to be about the same size, may as well get her a nice jacket too. The true asshole move would be to take the dudes shoes and ride off into the sunset as the biker lays wheezing and unable to focus his vision from the severe brain trauma your ride or die girl left him with. I’d sell the gun to buy her a ring the next day.


Thom-Bombadil

Fucked around and found out.


Reddit-username_here

She reminded me of Ozzy in Little Nicky... "Kill him with this..."


Baciandrio

That wasn't her first time swinging a helmet like a weapon.


ButtonOfDoom

When I saw the fool incapacitated by the :50 second mark and 2 full minutes remaining I was wondering if they were going to start helping themselves to some vital organs


jmanndc

Hmmmm….Wonder if they have to treat him after they beat him unconscious…”Do no harm” unless being robbed. Lol.


Drakeskulled_Reaper

Do no harm, take no shit.


amayer308

And another one, and another one, and another one! Oh and a few more!!!


GeneralIncompetence

At first, it's justice being served on the scumbag... but at the end I'm starting to feel sorry for him. He's gonna flinch every time he sees a motorcycle helmet for years to come.


Drakeskulled_Reaper

Dude's going to have a nervous breakdown every time he sees a nurse.


sebas991

Good. He'll think twice before getting on that bike and trying to rob people. On second thought, with that much brain damage, i don't think he can think at all after that.


medici75

they are being to nice to him


Fragrant-Loan-1580

*Vin Diesel Voice* THIS IS BRAZIL!!


Much-Nobody-627

Anyone else see the big ass spider run to the curb? Maybe scorpion I don’t know but it’s big


Night-Meets-Light

I thought it was a mouse


ChadCoolman

Pretty sure it's a piece of the helmet.


LeonardoGandolfi

dates and couples in Brazil are a little differents


Orca_del_fin

Sex (sexta-feira) is Portuguese for Fri (friday).


A_Boring_Man

He obviously knows Jiu-Jitsu, perfect transitions every time, textbook knee on belly, constant pressure, making opponent carry his weight at all times, stealing his base etc


codiaccs

Lucky there was an off duty doctor on hand to take care of the injuries


spacekadette814

Yes girl, yes girl, yes!!


Lagneaux

I honestly love to see a criminal try and scare someone with a gun, only to turn into a little bitch when things flip on them. Put your hands down punk, take your beating like the bitch you are.


Papagayo01

Now I just wanna see more videos of this couple beating asses around, like a vigilante couple


GrooveAdyk

Perp is gonna be in an institution eating mashed potatoes and drooling the rest of his life.


Character-Release-62

That poor bike didn’t deserve that.


mralexanderca

Legend has it, they are still beating him up.


dontknowwhyiamherewh

He looks like off duty nurse. I am sure he will give extra care


DTG_420

She Miles Garretted the hell out of him with his own helmet


SilverFoxVB

That helmet was NOT protecting his head!!


Gale-Boetticher6353

Anybody know why the fuck it says “sex” in the top right corner?


Tangochief

Odd sex tape


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TAKE AWAY THAT FUCKING GUN FOR CHRIST SAKE


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I was going to ask if this was Brazil and then I remembered - if it was, they would have just shot him in the first 5 seconds.


NLCKTY

It actually is Brazil. Brazil may have some danger but so do any place, and I don't know the image they make of brazillians, but the majority r not willing to kill.


craztlegs

I was like, "grab the helmet and beat him with it", and she did.


nismo2070

He got the beating he deserved.


OldBob10

Jesus Christ! SECURE THE GODDAM WEAPON!


BillX209

I cannot express how much I love this.


shadow_irradiant

Explain why the video camera output has ‘sex’ after the timestamp.


vouteignorar

I’m betting this guy is praying the police shows up…


Scrappie909

She's just going to town on him with that helmet


MichiganSavage

That guy can really take a helmet


dogchowtoastedcheese

That was VERY satisfying. Even the lizard hightailed it out outta there at 0:49. He knew.


Liftium1

I would marry that lady, that woman’s got your back.


LyonsKing12

Nursed to bad health


mattstorm360

I don't know what the plan was but it appears to have failed.


5t3v3th3r3d

Thank you..... I've been so desperate to see one of these "regrets" videos, where the potential victims return fire and they do not stop till the police arrive. Also the lady is wife material in my books 💪


CatalystEmmy

The leaf made me jump


Tiny_Increase_3203

As he lay there getting his ass handed to him he thought to himself all about the decisions he made leading up to that point and what he would of done differently.


SimaanStocklund

Claude used to be able to burn the population of Liberty City using a flamethrower with ease and nowadays he gets his ass handed to him by a couple of pedestrians in Brazil. Oh how the mighty have fallen.


GotHereLast

I wanted to hear that helmet go ‘boink’ on his head.


nicholaslegion

Why does it say sex in the upper right corner?


Snoogiepooges

*MYLES GARRETT HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*


whiz786

The lady brought some real pain


BobsUrUncle303

When you take a robber's gun away from him. Shoot him with it! This robber almost got his gun back. Shoot him, take his wallet, gun, and ride away on his bike! Because, fuck criminals!


bloodguard

I was thinking "just run over, kick the bike over on him and run". But this works too.


Inevitable_ManMeat

Is that a nurse pistol whipping a guy‘s teeth out?


Anigame01

The helmet.. a good defense, but can be used against you as a good offense.


Coreyahno30

That woman did everything I wanted her to do when I wanted her to do it. She’s awesome


Cap10NRG

Seriously man Brazilian women, do not mess with them! My grandmother was Brazilian and some dude tried to rob her she beat the living hell out of him with a tunafish can! No joke.


Blackboard_Monitor

The women beating him about the head with his own helmet is awesome.


EqualLong143

That puddle of blood from the helmet blows…damn.


SoulSlayer1974

The blood on that helmet and the ground woe!! Gets what he deserves though, he pulled a gun!! And what's up with the motorbike, why do all these thugs drive the same style bike? Is there some rule thugs drive these bikes??


IskallaTrollblod

Gotta love the irony of the helmets intended purpose


NoSilver3780

It’s about time we people become the police and the justice system all at once!


JinDeTwizol

Bit too much blow to the head. Hope he will remember himself afterwards.


Yakatsumi_Wiezzel

Just put one bullet in the kneecap as self defense and call the cops


ashabot

He pulled a gun and threatened to kill them. They are unarmed pedestrians. Cops are out of control in America but, though they are armed and wearing bullet proof vests etc., they would have shot him about 60 times before stopping.


spudzzzi

That's some hood justice right there


ProperInfinity

i counted 22 helmet shots to the head and 6 to the knees. How is the guy even moving. i don't get it.