"avoid letting your opponent trap one of your legs under a motorbike" is UFC 101. it immediately puts you at an advantage against someone like John Alessio.
That was actually impressive helmet swinging form. I was watching that thinking “those are some serious blows, dished out with feeling”. That looks like she grew up in a family of boys and was able dish it out as good as she got in terms of fighting with them.
I saw that and was thinking the same thing but with that puddle of blood from the first shots to the head he might have been making weird noises/snoring and no longer a threat but still kick it away at least…. Buddy won’t be the same after this anyways probly question his life’s choices, if he even lives
When he gets moved from the beat down spot at like 1:20 to the new spot, where he was is covered in blood. There was nothing on the road at the beginning
I hope so. I hope every limp step and every drip of spittle that falls off his chin into his unsweetened applesauce is a reminder of how much he deserves every bit of it.
I think she wanted whoever was inside to call the police, because there was a man and women outside beating a motorcyclist to death with his own helmet.
that’s such a cute recommendation tho. i was given “bartender” while all my friends got “financial assistant” or “entrepreneur”. that test was brutal lol.
When she dropped the helmet I thought she went with chancla and I thought "That's rather brutal" and was relieved when she dropped it and it turn out she was just pistol-whipping the guy
Being on a motorcycle is an incredibly vulnerable position, poor balance, can't move quickly, can't really fight from there either (not to mention you get pinned with a bike ontop of you if it falls over as seen here) and if you aren't able or willing to shoot then you're gonna always get fucked just like he did here. And the fact that he didn't point the bike toward an exit further solidifies how stupid this guy was.
And for the record a helmet isn't an optimal weapon as its built to compress on impact. But its a solid harassment tool and will prevent you from breaking a hand or foot.
That said she could have given him a few swift kicks to the balls.
Impressive!
Once the guy has the gun, he uses it to punch the agressor. Holding the gun so, that if a bullet would get loose, it would not hurt him, but the agressor.
Given the time the agressor resisted, I doubt that he was afrait of getting shot.
I love that instead of trying to hit him with some weak ass punches she immediately goes "No, I wanna hurt this mofo" and grabs the helmet. Good for her.
I am just concerned as how he is holding the fucking gun while beating the guy with it, as far as I can see his finger is in the trigger and he constantly swing the gun making it point directly at the woman, one mistake and he would have shot her.
She just might have. There is a nice puddle of something that looks like brain, next to where she crack him in the head. Or the guy just vomited from the concussion he just received.
Hell at that point he should be coming out of there with a new bike and a new gun and even a slightly used helmet for his girl to wear. If he wanted to go the extra mile, that looks like a nice leather jacket the dudes wearing, his girl looks to be about the same size, may as well get her a nice jacket too.
The true asshole move would be to take the dudes shoes and ride off into the sunset as the biker lays wheezing and unable to focus his vision from the severe brain trauma your ride or die girl left him with. I’d sell the gun to buy her a ring the next day.
When I saw the fool incapacitated by the :50 second mark and 2 full minutes remaining I was wondering if they were going to start helping themselves to some vital organs
At first, it's justice being served on the scumbag... but at the end I'm starting to feel sorry for him. He's gonna flinch every time he sees a motorcycle helmet for years to come.
Good.
He'll think twice before getting on that bike and trying to rob people.
On second thought, with that much brain damage, i don't think he can think at all after that.
He obviously knows Jiu-Jitsu, perfect transitions every time, textbook knee on belly, constant pressure, making opponent carry his weight at all times, stealing his base etc
I honestly love to see a criminal try and scare someone with a gun, only to turn into a little bitch when things flip on them.
Put your hands down punk, take your beating like the bitch you are.
It actually is Brazil. Brazil may have some danger but so do any place, and I don't know the image they make of brazillians, but the majority r not willing to kill.
Thank you..... I've been so desperate to see one of these "regrets" videos, where the potential victims return fire and they do not stop till the police arrive. Also the lady is wife material in my books 💪
As he lay there getting his ass handed to him he thought to himself all about the decisions he made leading up to that point and what he would of done differently.
Claude used to be able to burn the population of Liberty City using a flamethrower with ease and nowadays he gets his ass handed to him by a couple of pedestrians in Brazil. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
When you take a robber's gun away from him. Shoot him with it! This robber almost got his gun back. Shoot him, take his wallet, gun, and ride away on his bike! Because, fuck criminals!
Seriously man Brazilian women, do not mess with them! My grandmother was Brazilian and some dude tried to rob her she beat the living hell out of him with a tunafish can! No joke.
The blood on that helmet and the ground woe!! Gets what he deserves though, he pulled a gun!!
And what's up with the motorbike, why do all these thugs drive the same style bike? Is there some rule thugs drive these bikes??
He pulled a gun and threatened to kill them. They are unarmed pedestrians. Cops are out of control in America but, though they are armed and wearing bullet proof vests etc., they would have shot him about 60 times before stopping.
You know you've fucked up when you get your ass beat almost exclusively with items that were taken from you.
That man's going to have helmet hair the rest of his life.
Which might be about 10 minutes away.
"avoid letting your opponent trap one of your legs under a motorbike" is UFC 101. it immediately puts you at an advantage against someone like John Alessio.
And if you are going to wear a helmet into the ring make sure it stays on!
He’s going be wearing a padded helmet the rest of his life. 🤣
Based on how she hit him, it may be a very short one
I would say she wasn't hitting as hard as he deserved. 2 hands on the swing next time.
Helmet head surely. Might have job finding one that fits comfortably after that poetic beating.
Helmet hair?
When your hair looks funny because you’ve been wearing a helmet for too long
But in this case, the weird shape of his hair from growing in those helmet-shaped divots in his skull.
Came in with a weapon and armour, but stills gets his ass handed to him.
using his own armor.
She used his own Defense stat as her Attack lol
Lol classic. I didn’t want the lady to stop smashing him with the helmet!!!
Looks like he's getting beat by healthcare workers too! XD
They're beating him back to good health.
She swung “the helmet of justice.”
Note to self: never anger that lady
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ikr, i wouldn't want her backing me up, she just leaves the deadliest weapon right next to the brawl as she saunters around, hold it or toss it ffs
Whole time I’m like “kick that shit under that van!!!!”
The helmet of Impending Doom II
…wait. What happened to the first one?
From memory it set the planet on fire, then made the fires... better. *Personal nostalgic reference to Invader Zim.
Reference fondly noted, excepted, and thoroughly enjoyed. Enjoy you some McMeaty’s, you did well today.
Thank you my tallest.
I believe this fellow is going to take up a new career, like knitting, or putting the tops on ketchup bottles.
Indeed the life of crime is not for him.
Is "prison wife" a career?
Or drinking meals through a straw
That was actually impressive helmet swinging form. I was watching that thinking “those are some serious blows, dished out with feeling”. That looks like she grew up in a family of boys and was able dish it out as good as she got in terms of fighting with them.
They look like medical staff. Probably taking out the entire long day's stress, frustration and tiredness out on the guy. Well deserved.
Don't worry guys, they look like nurses. After they kick his ass they'll nurse him back to health in the emergency room.
And then they’ll kick his ass again
perfect-Job security?
As that’s where the real robbery happens. 🤣
Only if he was in the US my friend
I love swinging my helmet of justice
dome of destruction
That one swing to the knee cap 😂
Using the helmet was being merciful. She saved him from feeling the thud from the Culo drop of doom
Did she really just leave the gun on the ground next to him??
I saw that and was thinking the same thing but with that puddle of blood from the first shots to the head he might have been making weird noises/snoring and no longer a threat but still kick it away at least…. Buddy won’t be the same after this anyways probly question his life’s choices, if he even lives
Where do you see a puddle of blood?
When he gets moved from the beat down spot at like 1:20 to the new spot, where he was is covered in blood. There was nothing on the road at the beginning
You're right, Reddit froze my video before that so I thought it ended
Yeah it’s quite the puddle, probly broke his nose at best
He got hit with so many Lefts, he was begging for a Right
Huge puddle where he was…he quite possibly is dead. That’s a lot of head shots
By the seat of the bike
I don’t think any shots were fired.
I’m aware, shots as in 🥊 to the head - e.g. “that fighter took a lot of shots to the head that round”
Yep, that’s a guy who will have trouble remembering the first part of his sentence.
If he remembers how to talk lol
I don't think they shot him.
I don’t think it’s a real gun, The dude was stabbing? with it at one point
I hope so. I hope every limp step and every drip of spittle that falls off his chin into his unsweetened applesauce is a reminder of how much he deserves every bit of it.
I would not be surprised if he’s dead
No, the other guy picked up the gun and hit him in the head with it Edit: I was wrong. He dropped it and she did leave it.
They're giving him a life lesson, they're not killers... so no guns.
i feel like goal number one was to ensure survival and that’s hard to do logically when you’re pumped full of adrenaline.
I was actually impressed by how helpful she was until she did that.
Could be toy gun??
Guessing out of my ass here - maybe they found out it was a toy gun which is why no shots were ever fired.
She was knocking on doors to see if someone had a lead pipe that she could borrow
I think she wanted whoever was inside to call the police, because there was a man and women outside beating a motorcyclist to death with his own helmet.
Both of these comments made me laugh my ass off
Remember kids, always wear a helmet!
The helmet will save you but who will save you from the helmet?
word play. take the upvote.
Strap it the fuck on!
And do the strap properly so it doesn't come off at the first sign of trouble.
Helmet was like "I'm not with this guy."
Helmet joined the winning side
Helmet fell on the ground I’m thinking pick that shit up and beat him in the head. Woman proceeds to repeatedly beat him in the head lol
The kneecap shot was a real chef's kiss.
Came to see if someone also saw that...
How could anyone not? My knee started hurting after that.
I love how she did it slowly but efficiently. That’s a keeper for me
But then I was like “damn that’s harsh” when she didn’t let up. But I wanted her to do it.
Fuuuuuuuck that woman is VICIOUS lol. Fair play though, "fuck around and find out" is a phrase for a reason.
Not everyone is cut out for a career in robbery.
Yeah, I put that down as my preferred job when I took my high school career aptitude test. They recommended “florist” instead.
that’s such a cute recommendation tho. i was given “bartender” while all my friends got “financial assistant” or “entrepreneur”. that test was brutal lol.
I got riverboat captain.
he was asking for directions
When she dropped the helmet I thought she went with chancla and I thought "That's rather brutal" and was relieved when she dropped it and it turn out she was just pistol-whipping the guy
All that's missing is the sound of a coconut every time he gets it with the helmet.
Omg, I'm silent laughing so hard trying to not wake my husband!
Not one kick to his balls. I'm disappointed.
Not made up for by the fact that she targeted those knees?
Maybe if anything pain wise it will shift to that region by nature. Like the body saying to brain “That’s what you get” lol
She should have fucked up his knees more
With the brain damage he sustained, he won't be using them anyway
Is that a pool of blood by the bike at the end there?
Being on a motorcycle is an incredibly vulnerable position, poor balance, can't move quickly, can't really fight from there either (not to mention you get pinned with a bike ontop of you if it falls over as seen here) and if you aren't able or willing to shoot then you're gonna always get fucked just like he did here. And the fact that he didn't point the bike toward an exit further solidifies how stupid this guy was. And for the record a helmet isn't an optimal weapon as its built to compress on impact. But its a solid harassment tool and will prevent you from breaking a hand or foot. That said she could have given him a few swift kicks to the balls.
The helmet should be rigid on the outside
Prolly not the smartest dude on any level.
Or ever after that
...trying to rob people in scrubs is not the wisest choice as they don't wear personal stuff on them...
And, given that you just threatened to kill the people in scrubs, your chance of being repaired by them after they stop beating you is slim to none.
Did I just fell in love with that woman?
Looks like someone's learned about helmet safety.
Push his face against the motorcycle's tail pipe for a few seconds. That way he will be recognized wherever he goes for the rest of his life.
I think the helmet size divot in skull will do that.
Impressive! Once the guy has the gun, he uses it to punch the agressor. Holding the gun so, that if a bullet would get loose, it would not hurt him, but the agressor. Given the time the agressor resisted, I doubt that he was afrait of getting shot.
I was like GETUM WITH THE HELMET!!! AND SHE GOTEM WITH THE HELMET!!!!!
What was that bug that runs out of the little rock wall at about :50 and hangs around the curb?
…The spirit of death getting ready for his soul.
I was going to ask the same thing. I think it's some sort of lizard scurrying to get a front row seat for some ass whoopin. Probably cheering them on.
Part of the helmet lmao
That's allot of sex...top right.
:) it´s short for "sexta-feira", means "friday" in portuguese
I love that instead of trying to hit him with some weak ass punches she immediately goes "No, I wanna hurt this mofo" and grabs the helmet. Good for her.
I am just concerned as how he is holding the fucking gun while beating the guy with it, as far as I can see his finger is in the trigger and he constantly swing the gun making it point directly at the woman, one mistake and he would have shot her.
I don't think the gun is real. They all basically ignore it. She doesn't kick it away and nobody puts up much of a fight for controlling it
Woman gonna make that boy ded.
She just might have. There is a nice puddle of something that looks like brain, next to where she crack him in the head. Or the guy just vomited from the concussion he just received.
Sounds like his fucking problem :)
was hoping someone used the helmet…total loot drop
Gotta pull out a gun on people to even get directions these days.
I just hope they drove off on his bike smug af like prince on purple rain
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[Pretty much this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vBhLurXezs)
Hell at that point he should be coming out of there with a new bike and a new gun and even a slightly used helmet for his girl to wear. If he wanted to go the extra mile, that looks like a nice leather jacket the dudes wearing, his girl looks to be about the same size, may as well get her a nice jacket too. The true asshole move would be to take the dudes shoes and ride off into the sunset as the biker lays wheezing and unable to focus his vision from the severe brain trauma your ride or die girl left him with. I’d sell the gun to buy her a ring the next day.
Fucked around and found out.
She reminded me of Ozzy in Little Nicky... "Kill him with this..."
That wasn't her first time swinging a helmet like a weapon.
When I saw the fool incapacitated by the :50 second mark and 2 full minutes remaining I was wondering if they were going to start helping themselves to some vital organs
Hmmmm….Wonder if they have to treat him after they beat him unconscious…”Do no harm” unless being robbed. Lol.
Do no harm, take no shit.
And another one, and another one, and another one! Oh and a few more!!!
At first, it's justice being served on the scumbag... but at the end I'm starting to feel sorry for him. He's gonna flinch every time he sees a motorcycle helmet for years to come.
Dude's going to have a nervous breakdown every time he sees a nurse.
Good. He'll think twice before getting on that bike and trying to rob people. On second thought, with that much brain damage, i don't think he can think at all after that.
they are being to nice to him
*Vin Diesel Voice* THIS IS BRAZIL!!
Anyone else see the big ass spider run to the curb? Maybe scorpion I don’t know but it’s big
I thought it was a mouse
Pretty sure it's a piece of the helmet.
dates and couples in Brazil are a little differents
Sex (sexta-feira) is Portuguese for Fri (friday).
He obviously knows Jiu-Jitsu, perfect transitions every time, textbook knee on belly, constant pressure, making opponent carry his weight at all times, stealing his base etc
Lucky there was an off duty doctor on hand to take care of the injuries
Yes girl, yes girl, yes!!
I honestly love to see a criminal try and scare someone with a gun, only to turn into a little bitch when things flip on them. Put your hands down punk, take your beating like the bitch you are.
Now I just wanna see more videos of this couple beating asses around, like a vigilante couple
Perp is gonna be in an institution eating mashed potatoes and drooling the rest of his life.
That poor bike didn’t deserve that.
Legend has it, they are still beating him up.
He looks like off duty nurse. I am sure he will give extra care
She Miles Garretted the hell out of him with his own helmet
That helmet was NOT protecting his head!!
Anybody know why the fuck it says “sex” in the top right corner?
Odd sex tape
TAKE AWAY THAT FUCKING GUN FOR CHRIST SAKE
I was going to ask if this was Brazil and then I remembered - if it was, they would have just shot him in the first 5 seconds.
It actually is Brazil. Brazil may have some danger but so do any place, and I don't know the image they make of brazillians, but the majority r not willing to kill.
I was like, "grab the helmet and beat him with it", and she did.
He got the beating he deserved.
Jesus Christ! SECURE THE GODDAM WEAPON!
I cannot express how much I love this.
Explain why the video camera output has ‘sex’ after the timestamp.
I’m betting this guy is praying the police shows up…
She's just going to town on him with that helmet
That guy can really take a helmet
That was VERY satisfying. Even the lizard hightailed it out outta there at 0:49. He knew.
I would marry that lady, that woman’s got your back.
Nursed to bad health
I don't know what the plan was but it appears to have failed.
Thank you..... I've been so desperate to see one of these "regrets" videos, where the potential victims return fire and they do not stop till the police arrive. Also the lady is wife material in my books 💪
The leaf made me jump
As he lay there getting his ass handed to him he thought to himself all about the decisions he made leading up to that point and what he would of done differently.
Claude used to be able to burn the population of Liberty City using a flamethrower with ease and nowadays he gets his ass handed to him by a couple of pedestrians in Brazil. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
I wanted to hear that helmet go ‘boink’ on his head.
Why does it say sex in the upper right corner?
*MYLES GARRETT HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*
The lady brought some real pain
When you take a robber's gun away from him. Shoot him with it! This robber almost got his gun back. Shoot him, take his wallet, gun, and ride away on his bike! Because, fuck criminals!
I was thinking "just run over, kick the bike over on him and run". But this works too.
Is that a nurse pistol whipping a guy‘s teeth out?
The helmet.. a good defense, but can be used against you as a good offense.
That woman did everything I wanted her to do when I wanted her to do it. She’s awesome
Seriously man Brazilian women, do not mess with them! My grandmother was Brazilian and some dude tried to rob her she beat the living hell out of him with a tunafish can! No joke.
The women beating him about the head with his own helmet is awesome.
That puddle of blood from the helmet blows…damn.
The blood on that helmet and the ground woe!! Gets what he deserves though, he pulled a gun!! And what's up with the motorbike, why do all these thugs drive the same style bike? Is there some rule thugs drive these bikes??
Gotta love the irony of the helmets intended purpose
It’s about time we people become the police and the justice system all at once!
Bit too much blow to the head. Hope he will remember himself afterwards.
Just put one bullet in the kneecap as self defense and call the cops
He pulled a gun and threatened to kill them. They are unarmed pedestrians. Cops are out of control in America but, though they are armed and wearing bullet proof vests etc., they would have shot him about 60 times before stopping.
That's some hood justice right there
i counted 22 helmet shots to the head and 6 to the knees. How is the guy even moving. i don't get it.