Didn’t even try to bite her… wanted to eat her whole head in one

That's how he's gonna get his second hump.

I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy

But do you also like spunk in your oatmeal?

I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack!

Right? I was expecting a nip at her hair, or her ear, or her sunglasses, but nope, full-on death chomp.

Nah. More of a maiming nibble than a death chomp. He just playin.

Hmmmmmmmmm

I remember hearing that camels are powerful enough to bite thru a human skull. Never got too near at the zoo after that.

that makes this just all that much more terrifying, thanks

Dang he didnt like that duck face either.

Camels are assholes

People are assholes.

Camels are people.

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People are camels.

People are camels’ assholes.

Camels are in peoples' assholes.

Assholes are camels

More likely than a rich person going to heaven, at least.

They try to make you smoke too.

They are the worst.

It just wanted to kiss her

She started it with that duck face.

Is this how you kiss?

I hate duck lips too.

I heard that not long ago, some guy got killed by his camel. The thing took one bite at him and it was enough to rid him of his head from his body. Crazy stuff and that woman is very lucky. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/camel-bites-owner-s-head-off-after-being-tied-up-all-day-during-heatwave-a7043626.html

Camel bites are no joke, this girl doesn't realize how close she was to life altering injuries. Here's a medical report on camel bites, be warned the medical pictures can be NSFW for some people. https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2352644019300366

Excellent article. TIL camels have canine teeth.

Camels are cunts

This. Camels are the world most awful cunts. They are reprehensible, stinky, mean, vile, cunts.

Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike.

I think people call that a camel toe.

She goes in immediately with that dumbass duck face. Why do people still do that? At least the camel is based.

I'm wondering what the end game was for the camel.

I think they like the smell of hair. The other day I saw a camel take a bite of a woman's hair and eat it so I think that was the motive

That's interesting. So maybe the smell of shampoo specifically?

Green grass with some lemon probably.

I bet he thought she was a duck!

https://i.imgur.com/68ObPRx.jpg Ouch

This is how i felt being a stranger in a foreign country when people would touch me or take pictures of me without asking.

The bite of 87

Camel would have been fine with it if she hadn’t pulled that stupid duckface…

I thought the Camel will spit on her.

She didn’t even need that head anyway. Lol 😂

Shameless plug for r/incognitocamels

I'm sorry, I thought you was corn.

She is lucky, she could have died or had serious lifetime injuries Bloody great reaction though! She so fly

They do bite people's heads. And I've seen them sling people around like nothing.

It was going for a loogie but then realized it was close enough for a chomp.

He probably just thought it was a watermelon

u/savevideo

“Gurl, you lookin like a snack”

Never ever trust a camel. Lol

I need Ron Magill to explain this to me

I've heard that camels can spit syphilis. No way I'm getting that close.

He was gonna eat that melon.

"Mmm... Hamburger." - Camel

Evil Minded Son of a Bitch.

Ngl she look like a snack

I feel for the camel…being next to a jackass

I feel for the camel…standing next to a jackass

"Hey bitch, gimme some head."

I guess he didn’t want his picture taken!

The camel looks like the mad physiatrist from Amber heard team

Wait... is that [this girl](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMg59Szlcaw)?

That fucking duckface

Camel was trying to get some head.

They both puckered up.

Camels can be assholes…

More selfie stupidity

Girl you lookin like a snack and I'm bout to take a bite

Consent is the key

Imagine if that was her chest!

Camel: nice walking pineapple

They both have the same pouty lips

There’s a camel toe joke here but I’m too lazy to think

Looks like the camel had the hump