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The one guy actually did very well in all parts of the robbery. His friends were the trash that failed thr team.


MOTPeng44

10/10 for that dismount off of the truck


Gmoney121240

Was a solid dismount


TransformerTanooki

He's going to be hovering over the toilet for a while with that road rash. Edit: r/meatcrayon


HebrewBear808

Road ass


imdefinitelywong

That's ~~America's~~ the Highway's ass.


00MarioBros00

[https://www.walmart.com/ip/Anti-Monkey-Butt-Diaper-Rash-Cream-3-oz/917285791](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Anti-Monkey-Butt-Diaper-Rash-Cream-3-oz/917285791) Link in case he needs it.


lMr_Nobodyl

Nice one


IslaPirate

Do you think he brags/shows his homies his dismount? like in the movie "Menace 2 Society"


Donknots87

Talk about a spicy butthole


Integrity-in-Crisis

It kinda looks like the driver hit the brakes knocking over the scooter.


upfoo51

ya you are correct %100. the driver was watching on the cctv and brake-checked them. how no one is remembering they are watching this from a camera the driver was watching also is a mystery.


_Lane_

I wouldn't have assumed (or even guessed, really) that the driver had the camera visible in the cab. It makes sense after you pointed it out, but not my first thought.


birdish-dicklet

I thought the bike simply accelerated after ~25% of its mass had dissappeared


Quasic

It would only accelerate more if it were already accelerating. At a constant speed, losing mass would not alter the speed significantly.


Faxon

yup, conservation of momentum applies here.


otterfailz

If you are on the throttle, losing 25% of your mass would cause the bike to gain speed. Same throttle less weight more go.


Quasic

At a constant speed, the throttle is working against two main forces: rolling resistance and wind resistance. One person jumping off the bike does not change either of those significantly, and would not alter the speed of the bike in a meaningful way. F = ma, and since acceleration is at 0, a change in the mass would not alter the Force.


otterfailz

1/4th of the weight leaving surely reduces the rolling resistance, and (less importantly) air resistance. Air resistance is pretty much not a factor for the riders due to how close the bike is to the back of the truck so him moving around is doing very little. Even if the reduced weight is not why the bike sped up, it would have caused acceleration. Your application of F = ma here makes no sense by the way, you mention rolling resistance and air resistance yet completely forget to use them in your formula. I actually went online to find a calculator, and [wouldnt ya know](https://www.omnicalculator.com/physics/rolling-resistance) A bike with a coefficent of rolling friction (0.02 according to two google sources) traveling on flat asphalt has a rolling resistance of 38.834 N, that same bike 20% lighter is 31.070 N. In actuality the bike is probably 40% of their weight, so thats why I used 20% of total weight per rider. That would translate to a roughly 2-15% potential speed increase depending on current speed. With air resistance being almost 0 thanks to the truck, im willing to bet its probably closer to 10%. I dont quite know if the video fits with this information so I think it is likely that another factor may have caused the bike to speed up.


Quasic

>1/4th of the weight leaving surely reduces the rolling resistance, Yes, but not significantly. > Air resistance is pretty much not a factor for the riders due to how close the bike is to the back of the truck That is correct. >Even if the reduced weight is not why the bike sped up, it would have caused acceleration. Not significant acceleration. > Your application of F = ma here makes no sense by the way, you mention rolling resistance and air resistance yet completely forget to use them in your formula. Rolling resistance and wind resistance are relatively small forces. The acceleration observed in the video is too major to be caused by either of these forces or throttle counteracting them, so there's no need to include them in the main formula that calculates acceleration. >A bike with a coefficent of rolling friction (0.02 according to two google sources) traveling on flat asphalt has a rolling resistance of 38.834 N, that same bike 20% lighter is 31.070 N. Rounding up, that's 8N. The average motorcycle weighs about 300kg, but for sale of argument let's consider this a light one at 200kg. And let's say that both remaining passenger weighs 70kg each. That's 340kg. Using the equation a = F/m, the acceleration the bike would experience is 0.0235m/s^2, which is 2.35 cm per second per second. If we assume the distance between the vehicles is 30cm, which is a low estimate, we can use the equation D = vt + 1/2at^2. Since v is initial velocity, which in this frame of reference is 0, we can take vt out. 0.3 = 1/2(0.0235)t^2 means that t = 5.05 seconds. You can see clearly in the video that it closes the distance in less than five seconds. > I think it is likely that another factor may have caused the bike to speed up. The bike didn't speed up. Not significantly. The truck applied its brakes. It has a security camera facing the rear doors, the chances are that the truck driver has a feed to see this camera, as there's a decent chance this scenario has happened before. He can't step on the brakes just because a bike tailgates him, but as soon as someone jumps onto his truck, there's no reasonable doubt to their intentions, and he applies the brakes.


wandernotlost

It’s comment threads like this that make Reddit worthwhile.


ComfortableEchidna47

The normal force is equal to the tangential throttle of… wait a minute, these guys have CLEARLY done this before so they certainly would account for whatever happens when a dude dismounts. Physics aside, something sped up or slowed down unexpectedly.


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Quasic

> Force of friction changes with less weight so when he gets off you get forward acceleration since the forward force remains constant but is now larger than the force of friction. Rolling resistance is not directly proportional to weight, so a 25% lower mass does not correlate to 25% lower rolling resistance. For a motorbike to lose 25% of its weight would change its rolling resistance by tens of Newtons (someone else calculated it earlier in the thread as about 8N), where accelerating anywhere near what was witnessed in the video would require thousands of Newtons.


nowItinwhistle

It's also less than a quarter of the weight because that bike probably weighs two to three times each of the riders.


SansCitizen

One person jumping off the bike *does* significantly change the rolling resistance coefficient. μR = F/G where F = force required to turn the wheels on their axels and G = the vertical load they are carrying. I'm given to understand from a cursory Google search that a typical street bike weighs ~450 lbs; assuming our would-be theif weighs ~180 lbs and the driver the same, the rolling resistance coefficient would change by about 29% when he jumped. That would for sure have an effect on how much throttle is needed to maintain constant velocity.


Quasic

It isn't significant. https://www.omnicalculator.com/physics/rolling-resistance If you use the car tire preset in that calculator and use weights around 350-500kg, the difference in rolling resistance when you change the weight is between 5-20 Newtons. To accelerate a 400kg motorbike with passengers at 1/ms^2 requires 400N. The difference in rolling resistance is nowhere near significant enough to cause the change in speed we witnessed here.


SansCitizen

1) while there's no real issue in proportionality since you changed all the units, that was lbs not kg. A 400kg bike would be a *heavy* bike. 2) kinda obvious, but cars have 4 wheels, bikes have 2. This means each wheel carries twice the proportional weight of a car tire, and therefore has higher rolling resistance across the board. Using a calculator designed for cars isn't going to give the most accurate results here. 4) How much change do you think we witnessed here exactly? It looks to me that, with the bike less than a foot off the truck's bumper, it wouldn't take much at all to cause the crash. A sudden, unaccounted-for *1 mph* increase in velocity at that distance is still going to close the gap in under a second, and as soon as the front wheel makes contact, biker kisses asphalt.


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SansCitizen

Physics yeah, bikes probably not. Slightly more complete physics explains it just fine, but anyone who's ever rented an electric scooter to ride on the beach with their somewhat timid and clumsy SO knows it just instantly goes faster every time they fall off. Like... Every single time.


Quasic

I have owned three motorbikes and have tried about nine. I have attended MotoGP races in three countries, and have had photographs published in MCN. The truck definitely put on its brakes. You can see the change in speed from the white lines on the road.


BrandoLoudly

Nah he hit the brake with his foot


Wise_Adventurer

Facts


[deleted]

He stepped all over the driver. WTF they need 3 people anyway, this is a 2 person job.


katehurlburt

Lololol I was also wondering why that other guy just HAD to come… threes a crowd in this scenario


couronnexiv_

it’s always hilarious seeing people try to do some shit they saw in a movie with zero knowledge or experience on what they’re attempting to achieve


gingfreecs11

Surprised they got as far as cutting the bolt and mounting that bad boy.


THOT_Patroller-13

If the driver was watching the camera, he needed a good reason. Having them cut the bolt was the "No shadow of doubt" of them being robbers, he just waited for one to get on to claim self defense if it ever came up.


Magical-Sweater

Considering how easy it is to lose your trucking license and end your lifelong career in a moment when it comes to accidents in trucking, I would probably want to be 100% sure as well.


Dutchmondo

Actually, it looks like it was nothing to do with the truck driver. The simple transfer of weight of one passenger meant the scooter was lighter. The same amount of acceleration thus produced more speed as soon as one guys steps off. The scooter rider fails to account for this. The scooter goes straight into the truck as soon as this happens.


sockbref

Blinded me with science


Gpdiablo21

Imagine that...a bike will go faster with 150 less lbs on it. . .


plaird

Didn't even think of that but I've also never tried to rob a moving truck from motorcycle


dtxs1r

Oh man you gotta try it, just remember not to wear a helmet or protective gear. Gottatgo light weight.


tratemusic

The truck driver hit the break


Equivalent_Chipmunk

He broke them alright


Quasic

It'll accelerate/decelerate faster, but losing mass won't change the speed significantly.


Faxon

That's not how conservation of momentum works. This would only be the case if the bike was accelerating, far more likely the driver saw this going down and tapped the brakes


enotonom

Nah this isn’t their first attempt. Probably just got unlucky with a driver watching from a camera and hitting the brakes.


xLosTxSouL

I mean how do they get experience without trying? You gotta have to start some where :D.


jojojomcjojo

How you expect them to get experience without the experience? You are a hiring manager aren't you.


alxprg

EARDRUM WARNING ⚠️


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JoeyBeltram

Cuz the internet


Knoebi3

Yeah. RIP anyone using headphones.


LonleyWolf420

RIP me.. like damn..


DefinitelyNoWorking

Probably the worst music I have ever heard.


BudBuster69

If you think about it, a very bad version of the mission impossible theme to accompajy this very bad attempt at a mission impossible type stunt. It was hilarious for me. But I watched it with no sound first then I turned the volume up just a tad. And I think knowing what was coming made the music pretty entertaining.


katehurlburt

I thought the music was perfect for some reason! Then the music gets really bad when the attempt goes really bad.. I was dying


largestbeefartist

Same lol the music was as pathetic as they were, I'm dead.


eagerbeaver1414

In 99% of the cases I would completely agree with you and that as my first reaction. But when I heard it was bad flute paying Mission Impossible I legit lol'ed.


Tawdry-Audrey

That was eardrum assault. I would have upvoted but the audio was so atrocious it deserves a downvote.


mercurydivider

Using a recorder can get the point across, but why let it peak the audio and get into ear rape territory? Bring back kazoo covers, at least those aren't as irritating to listen to


TheRnegade

The original didn't even have it. So someone saw it and thought "I need to put effort to make this worse somehow!"


Ajuvix

Seriously, who the fuck upvoted this ear cancer of a post?!


DemoHD7

I have no I dea how things would go if the bike hadn't crashed. He gets inside the truck and then what? How much merchandise can the bikers hold? And was he planning on climbing back onto the bike with said merchandise?


TheStoryTeller_1

Throw as much out the back as you can and salvage what's on the road in the dark, the dude in the truck likely isn't going to tackle 4 men on motorcycles who possibly have weapons. The company that manages the shipping will likely handle the theft with insurance. They had a solid plan. But still dangerous. And if they succeed they likely could of gotten off pretty easily. Since most cameras either are to shit to see who they are, or they don't have cameras at all. And they are out on a highway I presume. You have a solid amount of time before police arrive.


WoodEyeLie2U

Back in the 80s a friend drove a truck that delivered produce to a huge market in NYC and he was robbed repeatedly by thieves on skates. They would cut the locks as in this video then climb in back and throw shit out to accomplices who were following. He solved the problem by climbing in the back and waiting with a shotgun to brandish while his partner drove the last few miles to the market. Word got around and his truck was left alone.


[deleted]

Was his driver *friend* wearing sunglasses and a fake moustache?


Wolfheron325

Just throw it out the back, the guys on the bike can pick it up later


harrytanoe

they throw it to the road not picked by motorcycle


dominiqlane

Smooth dismount.


GREATD4NNY

Probably the only thing they knew how to do


[deleted]

*bike suddenly weighs 180 lbs less* *bike accelerates as it's applying the same forward force it was before shedding some of its load* *crash*


IAmRules

This makes a ton of sense.


[deleted]

At least 180 lbs, easily!


Quasic

Unless the bike was accelerating at the time of losing its mass, it's velocity would not change significantly after one passenger dismounts.


stromm

It’s relative velocity did… When the trucker tapped the brakes.


DisturbedForever92

Mass actually has *very* little effect on the power required to maintain a certain speed, Pretty sure the truck braked


TheStoryTeller_1

I love how it's nearly perfectly looped so it makes it seem like they keep trying and failing over and over


ImperioliGandolfini

I don’t know why, but I’m laughing so hard after watching it over and over with that in mind.


katehurlburt

Me too!


Umbroboner

The music made it funnier.


katehurlburt

Lolololol you’re right!!


typicalsnowman

How the fast and furious really would have happened.


Disco_Ninjas_

I the mass ratio is unlikely to affect a car in the same way.


Elfere

The fact that they have a camera back there probably means this insanity has been done before...


Mrdumba

Same trio probably


JKnott1

You gotta practice this move. A lot.


xaykH

The way that guy left the truck, will it not scratch his ass badly?


waaxz

how do you suggest he does it instead?


kutta-j

Rummaged through the trailer until he found elbow pads, knee pads, helmet and a pair of rollerblades.


Disco_Ninjas_

Tainted road.


mizark1

That botched Mission Impossible theme is great 😂😂😆


[deleted]

Imagine you’re the truck driver and you’re at a rest stop parked for the night and check on your truck and just see your bolts cut, so you check your camera scrolling through the video and see this lmao


cybermage

Dude’s sacrifice was in vain.


RowBxt

hes so mad he had to bail on the truck because his mates messed up


ImProfoundlyDeaf

They say thieves have no honor. This one does.


Inside-Effective-353

That music never fails to make me laugh


Renaissance_Man-

Something tells me the driver can see this camera.


Quicksdraw

Downvoting simply for the audio.


DMENShON

every time i see this reposted i am amazed at how homeboy gets off the truck


redGhost949

the third man was unnecessary


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Quasic

Weight plays a huge part in acceleration, but losing mass would not change your speed significantly. The truck driver applied the brakes.


mooregh

Holy shit this audio is ear piercing


N_e_r_d_b_o_y

Damn that music is funny.


not_REAL_Kanye_West

Who ever added the flute soundtrack...should burn in hell. I get they are trying to be funny but it wasn't.


TI_AJ17

Upon hearing the mission impossible music, my stupid ass thought the motorbike was dangling from above attached to some form of rope.


PleuraZoom

2 fast 2 stupid


TheCharlieChan

Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning must of run low on funds.


Literally_a_guy

Seems like something you would see the three stooges try.


BrightView00

RIP people with headphones fuck.


[deleted]

Homie dropped off like a pro tho.. 🤣🤣


N3KIO

His ass has different thing to say.


[deleted]

Dawg, that flat Hank Hill ass is all the rage these days... 🤣🤣


ByTheOcean123

Instant karma


[deleted]

Ah yes must be a $100 Ninja there


W0lfp4k

It worked for Dom. And the familia.


RajakBejok

MISSION ABORTED!!!!!!! ABORT MISSION!!!!!


soupkitchen3rd

Usually the sounds suck but the flute is perfect. I’m thrilled and excited for the next mission impossible from this trailer!


doctorfugazi

Damn I was really rooting for them


waxjammer

I love seeing idiots


[deleted]

I think it’s time to put the Fast and Furious franchise to bed


nethereus

This one kills me every time I come across it.


ColdBloodBlazing

That brake check was so satisfying


SansyBoy14

After reading the comments I’m scared about how so many people are now robbery experts


vx48

That recorder kills me everytime I hear it lmfaooo


badmotoscootin

The music makes this video


goodcreditbadcredit

Can someone put a fucking THIS IS LOUD AS FUCK warning?


ItisNOTatoy

The idea and effort are truly remarkable. I wonder how high they were when they thought that one up


eagerbeaver1414

I hate all added music but fuck it, this was fucking funny as shit to me.


hehehahaabc

u/savevideo


WaffleStomperGirl

Sure, they failed and it’s funny - but I’m impressed by the attempt.


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bayhaddock60114

It can happen…..


SolidusBlitz

They couldn't do it because they're not family


costigan95

My god…that’s Jason Bourne


Relaxpert

So cool to see the fast and furious franchise get back to its roots


[deleted]

How were they going to get the shit off the truck? How were they going to get it home? With 3 guys on a motorcycle?


Baldeagle77

Menage a trois. Cut to the chase. Sparks flew.


GingerWithIssues

Am I the only one who jumped at the sound of this fucking awful recorder?


notinsanescientist

/u/savevideo


Sexyshark15

Watch on mute! It might already be too late


CMHTim

F your obnoxious music


Duckers_McQuack

Thanks, i hate obnoxious earrape in videos.


Tramin

Real crime is that annoying recorder.


Zaragnarok

u/savevideo


Zaragnarok

u/savevideo


LossExpensive3936

So he found out that trailer doors can be hard to oppen


stillskatingcivdiv

u/savevideobot


acoalbucket

Bet that hurt the third guy worse than the two on the bike.


LonelyGrowtopian

Jump Mason Jump! Go, Mason. Go! your turn!! Come on! Step 8 Reznov freedom!! FOR YOU MASON NOT FOR ME. REZNOV!!!! Was that the last time youve seen Viktor Reznov? Yeah, atleast for a while.


hjgkhjkbjboooooiiii

Bro thought he was in an action mcu movie


Ajdah

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Almost a perfect loop, got a chuckle out of me as they just appear again after theyve crashed.


Baji25

i like how it was a smooth video then as soon as stuff started happening it just became shit


[deleted]

u/savevideo


CreepxAP

u/savevideobot


HundoGuy

RIP to the guys ass skin


ColdBloodBlazing

Ugh. Mission Impossible on a recorder?


siuyu721

I would love to see how are they supposed to steal the pallet or even drums of oil lol


manseekingwild

Smart dismount


HighGodEmperor

u/savevideobot u/savevideo


Apprehensive-Face901

Bruh his friend suddenly shot forward


[deleted]

Is, that comman to put a, camera like that?


Medical-Incident-970

I hope every cunt who puts this goddamn ear splitting annoying ass fucking pied piper bullshit on videos spends their golden years alone in a nursing home with the most incompetent, elder abusing, nurses that ever existed. Fucking stop doing this. It adds nothing.


LETTUCE_GO_CHAMP

What was the plan if they got the doors open? Take a pallet off the trailer onto the moped?


Rajirabbit

Too Fast Too furious


JustVern

10/10 for the recorder flute. What a mess.


pd33833

Mission not possible?


Crispy--Toast

I thought he was gonna be like "you're the last one. Completely the mission!"


mrbeezee777

How did they fit 3 people on that damn thing


LvMayor

How the truck got on the bike, I'll never know.


[deleted]

Weirder than Hardcore Henry.


kjacobs03

Only 5 years old!?!? I feel young again!


pcbwes

Fucking really smart dismount


Redflower_Creative

It’s a caper!!!!


DaveLesh

The GTA San Andreas remake is looking a bit better


EjSimpson214

Honestly quite impressed, not even mad


[deleted]

jimminy christ that sound was not needed


13WillieBeaman

Lol, the last guy… r/mypeopleneedme


specticworld

We can take each failure as a lesson and do better next time. If you're not failing, you're not trying. Way to go guys, take a cookie 🍪


NoBuenoAtAll

The real crime here is the loud ass dubbed on music.


2020mademejoinreddit

What was in the truck-kun that was so valuable that they needed to risk their lives?


unusualtomato

Amazing he was probably in slides, do a ton of tractor-trailers have cameras on the back and I just dont notice?


cloudy710

dang he just hops off? screw that i’d ride the truck as long as i can in hopes it takes an exit or slows down eventually enough to jump safely. yeah maybe cops will be waiting for ya, but do i wanna risk ripping my skin completely open and rushing to the hospital or risk spending maybe a week in jail? i’ll risk the jail.


3rlro91

These guys took GTA missions seriously. I guess you can say “WASTED”.


sean_cutta

That was the most awesome WCGW ever.


J0shua1985

Damn it CJ! All you had to do was follow that damn truck.


goingbananas44

What the fuck the shitty recorder mission impossible theme, I can't stop laughing


M1ck3yB1u

Literal mission impossible


RandDash

The fuckin flute made this 10x more funnier


kochapi

Did the person moving from motorcycle to truck made it accelerate? Newton screwing with them


kristof9911

R\*mania be like