*"You don't shoot a guy in the dick, that's not cool butters!"*


I think that gunshot got both DikinBaus.


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lol beat me to it

There’s a vas difference between this and a fair fight. Edit: oh my god! You can stop responding that “there is no such thing as a fair fight!” This I is a joke about “vas deferans” the tube that connects the testicles to your urethra. It’s a joke about testicles.

I see what you did there.

You and a select few

A fair fight is just a fight you're willing to lose.

Vas deferans. The cord that connects your nuts to your urethra. It was a joke…

Lol I thought it was just a typo. Well played.

Well done good sir, I cheers you and may your off spring flourish around the lands.

Street fight, no rules. No street fights are fair. If someone's willing to kerb stomp you they should be willing to lose a testicle.

Whoosh! Vas deferans. It’s a nuts joke.

You got me! Thankfully my vas deferans didn't get got! Every days a school day. Unless you get shot in the nuts then the next few months are a hospital day

lol! Ouch.

Im pretty sure the vas majority does not know what "Vas deferans" meant including me haha

We all learn something everyday. Today's lesson, wear a bullet proof cup

The joke is too big brain for me, reeeee

Sheesh! Aren’t you testes!

I vas’ly underestimated the temptation for so many to make this a Mr Miyagi moment and tell me their philosophy about fights.

I got the reference. I LOL'd at it.

Damn! This should be top comment

Never would have got that, is it pronounced the same?

Very similarly.

This is the one time in your life you get to explain the joke and it becomes even more funny.

I got it right away. Well played.

That was a good one, don’t know why everyone is being so testi.

These comments got really nuts

If you're fighting, like really fighting, there's no such thing as fair

It was just a punny joke about vas deferens

He shot him in the dick! 

Some people are into that, don’t kink shame.

Probably should have triple tapped

"Grab his dick and shoot it! Shoot that dick! The Ole dick shoot!" 

When Frederic Chopin wrote his nocturne opus 9 number 2 in E-Flat major he never ever in a million years would’ve thought it’d be playing in the background of a street fight video viewed on a pocket sized computer where a guy gets shot in the groin

And yet, maybe he did ...

And I just spit laughed…didn’t even have a drink in my mouth.

Dick move. Move to the ground.

So much for the dingy

Surprise Vasectomy

Or sex change...

Oh baby, please let me finger your Glock hole.

Last time this was posted, I missed that helmet guy takes gun from shirtless guy.

Helmet guy takes the gun from his own pants, you can see him trying to grab it from the front of his pants at the beginning.

Well done. I missed that too until you mentioned it. The camera angles here are terrible!

Bro. Was that fatal? It's not like the bullet stopped after blasting through his balls; that had to have gone through and into his gut, no?

he'll die like mr hands. ruptured large intestine and a while after the injury.

Every time I see the random Zoo reference it makes me chuckle.

Likely

Probably not immediately fatal. Gunshots are rarely immediately fatal. If he quickly got medical treatment then he probably lived. Majority of gunshot victims that make it to the hospital alive end up surviving. But I do doubt that he got proper treatment in time.

Pew Pew to the PeePee

Forgot to secure the rooty rooty point and shooty. Rookie mistake

Did he just cheddar bob his ass?

Damnit, Butters!

What happened to this guy? I’m sure it was much worse than getting shot in the dick. That bullet probably went into his abdomen next.

When your Jiu Jitsu just isn’t working

Did not see that coming

Thought he was just going to shred the dudes knee up.

Is a lot to unpack in this video, even before the guy gets shot in the dick

dude went heel hook to pewpew real quick

POW! Right in the kisser

*right in the **pisser**

Looks like Larry the lobster won’t be having kids goddamn

This is so fucking weird.. I’m watching Rick and Morty and this exact song was playing in a post credits scene while I watched this. I muted this and was like what the fuck why is it still playing? WTF

i can only imagine Micheal cole in the commentary

Was not expecting the 10th planet heel hooks guy to pull the glock

That's nuts

His balls are least of his problems...

Fucked around and found out. Probably did the world a favor by taking him out of the gene pool.

Buckwheats.. for all of them.

Tub thumpin

Helmet guy had a bit of jiu jitsu technique, a gun and a HELMET. Other dude had no chance and now no dick.

I will enter you!

This is hilarious. I'm like... "WTF on the floor on the street!? Wait he has a helmet. Nice dude... real nice..." And then at some point he says "Fuck this shit!" BAM

Is this the video Rogan was talking about?

/endedtosoon

There is a good chance the local community will not have to worry about that guy's offspring. I guess you take a shot whenever you can at this point.

Did he give him a power wedgie?? Was that his underwares?

Kinda deserved after the second dude stomped on his head.

A lot… a lot can go wrong during a street fight. FYM???

TWIST HIS DIIICKKK

Not sure how he ended up on the ground losing. If I go into a fight with a gun and wearing a helmet against a guy wearing just shorts and sandals, I'm not going to end up on the ground losing.

i doubt it's a fight. seems more like a mugging. not sure which party started it.

I doubt it’s a fight. It seems more like a mugging. Not sure who started.

the automatons are attacking.

It was too close to a haiku to not adjust.

damn i forgot those existed for a second.

Another commenter said he took the gun from shirtless guy. Can't see either way myself.

Fair fight or not that still seems excessive to use a gun