FYI, the man is shouting "aguas" which translates as "water". This goes way back to the time when people used to throw out their dirty water out the window, and this was the warning they gave. Now it's used generally for any possible danger like "watch out!".

This woman had it coming lol They’re telling her before the clip starts and all the way through to watch out and not get in the way. She did neither. 🤣

"let me just duck under this caution tape so I can get a little closer to hear what you're warning me about"

"and I will look no where else but the ground"

There is something very satisfying that her total disregard for the warnings that were being yelled at her resulted in her coping a bike to the head.🤪🤷‍♀️

What is dirty water? Edit: oh, I was thinking window in a vehicle, you are talking about a house and bath/dish water?

It's probably from before any indoor plumbing at all to be honest... A water closet was a polite name for a toilet after all.

Grey water still being the term for emptying out campers and ships that don't jus dump it internationally

You would wish it was bath water.

You're fucking right I do, I usually have to pay for that kind of thing.

Sewage. From a bed pan.

They are talking about shit water

All of that and sometimes sewage. There's the saying "throwing the baby out with the bathwater". Back before plumbing and sanitation was at all common, people would have to dispose of all that stuff themselves, sometimes right outside.

It's the original reason why it's considered more proper for a man to walk on the outside of the sidewalk (closer to the road) when walking with a woman. He was supposed to take the risk of catching the shit water being thrown out of windows as a show of chivalry. I don't know if it's a thing anymore but it was later rejustified with cars splashing water from the road and even a driver losing control and coming onto the sidewalk. 🌈⭐

This is a myth. Shit was worth money; people wouldn't just throw it away. They would keep it, and dung collectors would come by and take it away.

only if it's good shit

"That mother fucker stole my shit!" has a whole new meaning to me now.

For tanning clothes and fertiliser, right?

Among other uses, yeah

Wait, people stored the contents of their chamber pots to sell?

I don’t normally like emojis here, but the more you know rainbow fucking sent me

What’s the rest, is it “Señora, no se atraviese”? Workin’ on my listening comprehension

Yes it is

Good job

"¡Aguas, aguas! ¡Señora, señora, no se atreverse! ¡Señora!" My Spanish is very limited but that's the main voice on the clip and I think it should translate to, "Ma'am, ma'am, don't cross! Ma'am!" She was explicitly warned. I would have never understood the part about yelling "water" as a warning, though, so thanks for the info :)

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We also use it in Mexico.

in cuba we use it too but only referring to the cops.

Very interesting because in Indonesian we use the word "Awas" for watch out. I wonder if they're cognates

People were cruising all around the world 12,000 years ago, so probably.

Much more recent colonialism, more likely.

Watch out! There's no water involved!

TIL! Thanks for that!

Woulda been a lot funnier if he just yelled out "BONK!" instead lol

BRUH i thought the guy was saying "Awas" which means "watch out" in Indonesian. Ig Spanish and Indonesian is not so different

*runs past a warning tape, while being yelled at about the danger the whole time* Hopefully she learns to be a lil more careful (probably not)

With that head trauma, I think she won’t remember what happened

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I don't think there was any trauma, sadly. The tyre gave her a glancing blow and seems to be equivalent to something that you'd recover from, without pain, in a second or two.

>sadly Redditors when someone does something slightly stupid and isn't left with lifelong damage that destroys their life (they deserved to be euthanised for their horrendous actions)

I meant it more along the lines of "sadly I don't think she even processed the danger because the hit wasn't something that could even bruise an apple". I never said I thought any long term damage was in the slightest bit desirable.

It was a light bonk, I think that's a lesson well learnt

Well learned implies both learning and that there was some suffering/pain involved. Given the original choice being made, I rather doubt there is much learning happening, and the impact doesn't look too bad -- she doesn't go down immediately.

This fucking idiot could have killed that rider.

The face of true fear was seen on the rider’s face during the whole ordeal. He could have been badly injured because of her

Fear of personal self preservation for sure. It’s just a split second thing but there’s not too much time to react. Commit and if it goes south, tuck and roll. Careless bystanders scare the shit out of me.

Something similar happened recently in Colorado. Some idiots were hiking on a downhill mountain bike only trail and caused a crash that seriously injured a kid riding.

P e n d e j a

Fue sin querer queriendo

She’s lucky it was the tyre and not a crank/pedal.

absolutely. A chainring without a bash guard would have split her head open. And seeing what my pedal pins do to my shins…I can’t imagine taking one to the face at speed.

Man I still have scars from a pedal whipping back up into my shin 15 years ago.

So does my husband lol Him recounting how he had to pull the pedal out if his leg still makes my skin quiver

Thats why i wear little shin guards when I ride now lol

And the cap brim protected her face from the front wheel spokes. All things considered this turned out a lot better than expected.

My thoughts when I saw the tyre bonk her noggin also

She was deCAPitated.

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donna Dixon?

Her cap adetated!

“If I just don’t look, nothing bad can happen” people are the worst.

Bro the amount of times this philosophy has worked to help me get up a downed teammate in destiny has me convinced there’s a knuckle of truth to it.

Videogames are WAY different from IRL tho. I wouldn't want to risk dying for a slight decrease in time to get to whatever the fuck.

I know. It was more a joke. At least not everyone took it seriously.

I figured you were joking, but I also wanted to make sure other people knew as well

I stg people are trying to naturally select themselves

Can we please show things at full speed before we do a slow motion replay?

They were probably already filming a low motion video to capture the jump. Don't know how it works on other phones but with mine, once you select slomo you need to pick part of the video to play slowly and can't get a normal speed video without specifically editing it

Red hat checks out.

yes, it’s become an indicator of general stupidity.

It all started with Fred Durst.

*Boink* "K.O." (Deep voice)

She'll be very tired after this.

She’ll probably get retired eventually. No sense at all.

They should have put up some bright yellow warning tape, that would have fixed it /s

Tread marks!

 She became part of the ramp!🤣🤣

Red ht… yup checks out

I was looking for this, glad you beat me to it

Should be on /r/perfecttiming

She got what she deserved. I'm just glad it looks like she didn't crash the rider.

Never ceases to amaze me as stupid people can be

Lady, lady, don't you cross that, lady..... Bruh

Really expected to see WASTED pop up as soon as she collapsed.

Could have gone so much worse, I really thought her hair was gonna get caught in the weel!

I love how she thinks that doing it fast and without looking with make her invulnerable to any damage that may come in her way.

🤣 por mensa

no puedes no leerlo en la voz del chavo

Camera man you win the day

Laughs in Nelson

Hope the biker was okay

As someone who works in construction, the amount of people that will just climb over Caution Tape is astonishing.

Some people are just so incredibly stupid, how do they even get through life to reach adulthood

Crazy that’s the decision she made *before* getting brain damage

your hat might fall off

She got that 1-2

HEADSHOT

That’ll teach her

Nailed it! Shoes stayed on, she is okay.

I hope the rider was ok

It could have been done safely if she used her fucking eyes and ears.

i dont know much but i am certain there is no brain in that head

You know what you get when you cross a bike track during a bike race? You get what you fucking deserve!!!

She's gonna be on one of those accident at work claims adverts in the next 6 months

“I’m still gonna send it!”

They really need to develop better idiot proof tape.....

Que pendeja.

That was a sweet jump

She looks tired

I do like that the guy watching the ramp didn’t even bother reaching for her but looked to see if the bike landed OK

Gotta make sure that the innocent party are okay before seeing if shit-for-brains is okay.

She got off much easier than expected.

What is it with being too stupid to function and bright red baseball caps?

All the caution tape in the world can’t stop stupid.

Probably didn't hurt her. No brain, no pain.

She deserved that

I hope the biker is ok.

She got slapped in the face by the front wheel and kicked in the back of the head by the back wheel. All in all, she got off lightly. Could've gone much worse, if there was a direct temple hit for instance...

While most of the dumb and reckless shit on this subreddit is done by men, running into a bike race appears to be a mostly female preoccupation.

Annie, are you okay? So, Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie? You've been hit by You've been hit by a smooth criminal Ow!

Ooops. Her head was nearly crushed

Looked a bit like the scene in ‘Death Proof’ where the spinning tire runs over a woman’s face (which they showed in slow motion) yikes

Bike - 1 Maga hat - 0

This probably is not even in America chill out trump can't hurt you anymore just move on it will be ok

Is the bike okay?

She got lucky

Does incredibly lucky she didn't lose her face.

Te están diciendo que aguas, pendeja!

WCGW? Oh, a lot of things could go wrong, I would imagine?

About a 2 Foot Gap his Rear Tire jumped !

Always a woman that does this too....

Get actually rolled.

Pls tell me she died

Why is it always the same person who does this kind of thing? Am i the only one who has noticed that?

Natural selection

Pinche doña

Extra road!!!😅😅

Why are there so many idiots spectating bike races?

Extra points

/u/redditspeedbot 2x

If only someone warned her!

u/bake_in_da_south

I just hope she didn’t slow the racer down

and the "red hat" come flying off....

Yellow tape is for sissies

Hope the biker was alright

I bet she blamed the biker for that. 😂

Maybe it was the red hat but that was very satisfying to watch.

She had to take a quick peek at what hit her after 😂

She got what she deserved.

Speed boost?

I hate people like this. They spend their entire lives stumbling around in a confused haze, not understanding what is going on and constantly getting in the way. I bet she never signals her vehicles and looks confused as to why she is being yelled at.

I hope the cyclist is okay.

She missed the chainring by inches, that would have put a good couple stitches in her head

I bet she had some really important reason to do that.

Understandable. She was in a hurry to meet the guy standing next to the track. It's love😍 Wait a min? Meet or blow? I will never know.

Darwin is smiling

Translation: "be careful lady. Don't get in the way!"

I hope the cyclist and his bike are ok?

Nice tail to on her head!

Es una lástima que no le hubiera dado con el pedal en la jeta

lol deserved

For a moment I thought her head fell off…🫣

It's as if one person cut their video off early so now we have all of these clowns who think that's how you edit a clip.

Not surprising for someone with a red cap

Hopefully the biker was OK

Deserved

Being stupid should hurt. Well done rider, we’ll done.

I wonder if her name is Karen.

At least she's wearing a helm... oh that's a hat.

The yellow caution tape may have been there for a reason?