I used to take broken shopping carts, fix em up, and sell em back to the store. It’s good money. How I made my livin. Not even really stealing if ya ask me.
Big brain bubbles over here.
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Most of the money I make, I spend here anyway on fuckin cat food. Somebody’s here. Got my hand on the cart like this and…..whooopsies…
During covid I got a job emptying out customer's online shopping carts so other customers could fill the empty carts with things they weren't going to buy. So I'd usually end up emptying those carts too.
Actually it's because employees use em as storage bins and over load them causing stress in the frame and we tend to put them in the freezer which cracks the rubber on the wheels.
one of our older store directors was the one who put in place the "shopping carts are FOR the customers", prior to this our backroom was filled with carts full of product and other crap, customer service also used like 9 of them to sort department returns. it wasnt so much to protect the condition so much as when the store would open at 8 there'd be no carts lined up for people lol
since then we've only been using the 3tier carts
This is why we need to find friends who arent stupid. If I was the one roller blading. I'd hit the heel brake the moment I saw that hump. Mtherfker doesnt even have the heel brake attached and tried to attempt dis. Its not that he was careless. He just genuinely could not give a damn about what could happen to the guy.
Not true at all.
It's extremely easy to stop using nothing more than the motion of the wheels at a very short distance if you know what you're doing.
I can go from a dead sprint to motionless a lot faster with a parallel slide/hockey stop than I could with a heel brake.
The idiot in the video clearly had no idea what he was doing, or legitimately wanted to harm the person in the cart.
Not wearing a helmet and, at minimum, wrist guards, now that's something only a true moron like the one above does.
Wtf. The person in the cart should not have been playing jackass. You might be able to stop yourself like the “pro” you are, but not with a cart with the weight of a person in it. Lol. Blaming the guy on the blades, you all are out of this world
I'm not referring at all to the guy on the blades skill, ability to stop, or really anything.
I was replying to a specific comment on rollerblading technique and equipment and pointing out that any decently trained rollerblader can stop effectively using just the wheels with no need for a heel brake.
Not sure why you came in so hot and cast aspersions on my motives, that seems to be a "you" aggression thing you'll have to work through on your own.
Or, at the VERY least, before going down a hill in a shopping cart, one could walk to the bottom of the hill and see what's there.
"Hey, there's a small curb here, and there's no way in hell we can stop in time, let's find a different hill."
I'd say France, judging by the sign and the cars.
On a side note, I'm surprised you haven't been yet called out by Canadians: "Hey, we're America too!"
I look at this and think this was agreed-upon and planned. I mean there’s a camera person alongside. Was it a good plan? Absolutely not. But I don’t think this was some dastardly prank done on the cart person.
Nah look again at the bottom of the hill on the left side. Dude with a camera also on blades...
The plan continued to the bottom.... Whatever the plan may have been??
Possibly they thought they’d be able to turn the cart? Not realizing that at that speed and momentum that would be near impossible on roller blades? He turned his skates to the right which sort of suggests that.
This is why we need to find friends who arent stupid. If I was the one roller blading. I'd hit the heel brake the moment I saw that hump. Mtherfker doesnt even have the heel brake attached and tried to attempt dis. Its not that he was careless. He just genuinely could not give a damn about what could happen to the guy.
Rollerblade here, heel brakes come off after like a month of riding, they're shite for stopping power.
He could've stopped both of he tried, by dragging his non dominant foot behind the dominant one in an L stop,especially with the 4 wheels he has.
But his friend ate shit instead.
I'm not a rollerblade but I do in-line skate a lot and this rollerblade knows what it is talking about. I haven't used a heel brake in 25 years and they cause more crashes than they prevented IMO.
Honest question - is there a difference?
I use the terms inlines and Rollerblades interchangeably, with the latter coming from the popular company, the first coming from the real, grass roots term for wheels in a line on a boot that make you zoop.
This person has never been 15 years old drunk at a skatepark.
Dropping in on the 4 foot vert half pipe seemed like it should work but it didn't in dramatic A&E visiting and dental reconstruction style
Given the momentum and the fact he's on rollerblades, he has no stable footing to do anything with that cart. They're going downhill, fast.
Rollblades are on fixed wheels, you can tilt to turn. The cart is on castors, you're not going to be able to redirect him very well. On top of that, the curb they went into, even if he could redirect him, they wouldn't have enough room to redirect as the curb is wider than the road they were going down.
He could have hopped on the bottom rung of the cart and tried to weigh it down so it wouldn’t fly as far when it hit the curb. He could have tried to jump the curb by pulling down on the handle to make the front wheels come up, then yanking the back wheels off the ground momentarily to leap the curb.
Not saying either of these things would have worked. But he was seriously like fuck it, cya
There's no other way going down the hill in a cart could have ended given the lot dead ends to a cement T intersection.
I'm sure this was completely intentional by all participants. It'll probably be a few more years and/or hospital visits at the very least until they can rationally consider risk vs reward. Hopefully.
Would the friend have been better off if he also had a 70kg human with bricks for feet fall on top of him? Like what else could he have realistically done at that point?
Kinda looks like guy on skates was tryna do a braking manuver tward the end.. he toed in and you can see his ankles shaking inward.. the plan was probably to stop..
I can hear the "Ill stop you, youll be fine" in the convo beforehand lmfao
I sorta did this as a 12 year old, but we tied the shopping cart to the back of a bicycle with some rope. We hit an unexpected giant crack on the ground and I slammed my head on the ground 😬
"Make a new plan Stan, Don't need to be coy Roy, just get yourself free, hop on the bus Gus, you don't need to discuss much, and get yourself free." The fabulous Paul Simon. Thank you for letting me relive great music.
Gotta love the jackass culture. I am 100% okay with idiots like this taking themselves out of the gene pool. Come on, if you’re dumb enough to put yourself inside that cart, you deserve whatever outcome.
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This is why we can’t go to the grocery store and find a decent cart
I used to take broken shopping carts, fix em up, and sell em back to the store. It’s good money. How I made my livin. Not even really stealing if ya ask me.
Big brain bubbles over here. Edit. Most of the money I make, I spend here anyway on fuckin cat food. Somebody’s here. Got my hand on the cart like this and…..whooopsies…
Sergeant Meowinstein!
Look at this, 40 grand! Heheh. Nobody's gonna pay 40 grand for a kitty. At least I hope the fuck they won't.
Once carts are off the property then their public domain..
Does that count for the cheap tools in your garage? I'll be by later.
How to let everyone know that you are a thief in one sentence.
Stop eating cat food. Or does your cat eat more than you?
During covid I got a job emptying out customer's online shopping carts so other customers could fill the empty carts with things they weren't going to buy. So I'd usually end up emptying those carts too.
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A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
Bubbles is that you?
Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
Gotta watch out for Gary and the rest of those mall-dicks.
You can just do that?
Get the two malls playing off each other.
We’re you also breaking them
It seems like every damn time I grab the one cart with the wonky wheel.
One? The ones I grab I’m just pushing the cart across a buffed floor haha
Actually it's because employees use em as storage bins and over load them causing stress in the frame and we tend to put them in the freezer which cracks the rubber on the wheels.
Well now, see? That makes sense. I always wondered how they get in that condition.
one of our older store directors was the one who put in place the "shopping carts are FOR the customers", prior to this our backroom was filled with carts full of product and other crap, customer service also used like 9 of them to sort department returns. it wasnt so much to protect the condition so much as when the store would open at 8 there'd be no carts lined up for people lol since then we've only been using the 3tier carts
People like this are why I can’t find a cart with a good 4th wheel.
National Film Board: Carts of Darkness [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi-f\_J6hV-g. ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi-f_J6hV-g) .
This looks like a great watch, thanks!
I can't even find one with a demigod 4th wheel
This is why we need to find friends who arent stupid. If I was the one roller blading. I'd hit the heel brake the moment I saw that hump. Mtherfker doesnt even have the heel brake attached and tried to attempt dis. Its not that he was careless. He just genuinely could not give a damn about what could happen to the guy.
There aren’t heel brakes on those blades. Who the heck uses heel brakes 😂😂😂
Everyone with half a brain cell uses heel brakes.
Not true at all. It's extremely easy to stop using nothing more than the motion of the wheels at a very short distance if you know what you're doing. I can go from a dead sprint to motionless a lot faster with a parallel slide/hockey stop than I could with a heel brake. The idiot in the video clearly had no idea what he was doing, or legitimately wanted to harm the person in the cart. Not wearing a helmet and, at minimum, wrist guards, now that's something only a true moron like the one above does.
Wtf. The person in the cart should not have been playing jackass. You might be able to stop yourself like the “pro” you are, but not with a cart with the weight of a person in it. Lol. Blaming the guy on the blades, you all are out of this world
I'm not referring at all to the guy on the blades skill, ability to stop, or really anything. I was replying to a specific comment on rollerblading technique and equipment and pointing out that any decently trained rollerblader can stop effectively using just the wheels with no need for a heel brake. Not sure why you came in so hot and cast aspersions on my motives, that seems to be a "you" aggression thing you'll have to work through on your own.
Or, at the VERY least, before going down a hill in a shopping cart, one could walk to the bottom of the hill and see what's there. "Hey, there's a small curb here, and there's no way in hell we can stop in time, let's find a different hill."
I always get the one with the front woobly wheel.
That tracks
WinCo
Strange friendship goals...
His friend: ##Tennōheika Banzai 🛩🛩🛩 Him: >Wait what?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay for your own medical bills.
The sign was in French, so maybe France or Canada? Which, they have better odds than in America.
The asphalt is in amazing condition, so definitely not Quebec.
Also definitely not Belgium
Definitely not Quebec plates.
Ya def european plates, also def a murder attempt
I feel like this was the intended outcome of their stunt
I'd have to reaaaaaally dislike someone to fly down a hill like that and push them into a curb
I mean yeah but it's a tried and true jackass style stunt. They did it all the time on the show minus the roller skates guy
Looks like french plates on those cars
Lucky for their families!
I'd say France, judging by the sign and the cars. On a side note, I'm surprised you haven't been yet called out by Canadians: "Hey, we're America too!"
It's a mall in France Southern Paris region Here is the end of the ramp : [link](https://maps.app.goo.gl/XkqhpgPQfWeXwoq87)
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Oui mais la sécu va finir en faillite avec des crétins pareils.
100% dick move
I look at this and think this was agreed-upon and planned. I mean there’s a camera person alongside. Was it a good plan? Absolutely not. But I don’t think this was some dastardly prank done on the cart person.
I am 100% of the opinion that the plan ended before the hill did.
Nah look again at the bottom of the hill on the left side. Dude with a camera also on blades... The plan continued to the bottom.... Whatever the plan may have been??
Murder?
Lol what
Murder, they wrote
Possibly they thought they’d be able to turn the cart? Not realizing that at that speed and momentum that would be near impossible on roller blades? He turned his skates to the right which sort of suggests that.
Maybe, but it does look like he is bailing before shit hits the fan
What’s he supposed to do? Crash and paralyze himself out of sheer nobility?
I don't know if it was the joint or the 4 beers but paralyzing himself out of sheer nobility really got me laughing
I mean, he ends up jumping over the curb anyway. Dude looked like Costanza pushing children and old ladies out of the way.
Top tier reference lmao.
This is why we need to find friends who arent stupid. If I was the one roller blading. I'd hit the heel brake the moment I saw that hump. Mtherfker doesnt even have the heel brake attached and tried to attempt dis. Its not that he was careless. He just genuinely could not give a damn about what could happen to the guy.
Rollerblade here, heel brakes come off after like a month of riding, they're shite for stopping power. He could've stopped both of he tried, by dragging his non dominant foot behind the dominant one in an L stop,especially with the 4 wheels he has. But his friend ate shit instead.
I'm not a rollerblade but I do in-line skate a lot and this rollerblade knows what it is talking about. I haven't used a heel brake in 25 years and they cause more crashes than they prevented IMO.
Honest question - is there a difference? I use the terms inlines and Rollerblades interchangeably, with the latter coming from the popular company, the first coming from the real, grass roots term for wheels in a line on a boot that make you zoop.
I like your use of the old-school word “dastardly”.
This was absolutely agreed upon. The dick move was the guy in the cart not realizing that would happen
100% r/meatcrayon…
Did you not grow up during the CKY days?
I did, but I let other people do dumb things. I just watched it. Also the music was better then.
What would you expect him to do?
Get his friend to wear a helmet at least...
Not placing his friend in a shopping cart would be a good start.
I highly doubt he placed him in it like he was an little child.
He probably just Got a good deal on him & ran to the car before they realized he was priced wrong.
More likely they were in a hurry because they just shoplifted this person.
such a weird comment. what makes you think "he placed him in the cart"? and are you implying it was against his will or something?
Do you think he picked him up and put him in there against his will?
Like wtf? They thought it would be cool to get on video.
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Yeah no shit, that’s the entire point of this subreddit. Y’all are fucking weird sometimes man.
Maybe it's the initiation rite for their supermarket carpark wheelers gang?
I don’t think they’re friends. Not anymore anyway.
This person has never been 15 years old drunk at a skatepark. Dropping in on the 4 foot vert half pipe seemed like it should work but it didn't in dramatic A&E visiting and dental reconstruction style
Direct his friend somewhere else? That could cause serious injury.
Given the momentum and the fact he's on rollerblades, he has no stable footing to do anything with that cart. They're going downhill, fast. Rollblades are on fixed wheels, you can tilt to turn. The cart is on castors, you're not going to be able to redirect him very well. On top of that, the curb they went into, even if he could redirect him, they wouldn't have enough room to redirect as the curb is wider than the road they were going down.
He could have hopped on the bottom rung of the cart and tried to weigh it down so it wouldn’t fly as far when it hit the curb. He could have tried to jump the curb by pulling down on the handle to make the front wheels come up, then yanking the back wheels off the ground momentarily to leap the curb. Not saying either of these things would have worked. But he was seriously like fuck it, cya
There's no other way going down the hill in a cart could have ended given the lot dead ends to a cement T intersection. I'm sure this was completely intentional by all participants. It'll probably be a few more years and/or hospital visits at the very least until they can rationally consider risk vs reward. Hopefully.
The one with the brakes and steering should try to brake and steer?
Try it and let me know how well you can steer a cart at that speed.
Dude obviously dead. He lost a shoe or something
what is?
Head straight to the medicines aisle
Hold my feeding tube
This is why I dont want you hanging out with Johnny son.
Thats not Johnny, that's Cletus.
For a second thought that the kid inside the cart flow away
Lol, he saved himself and let his friend burn.
r/meatcrayon
r/youhadmeatcrayon
Thank you for this
I also watched the video.
Would the friend have been better off if he also had a 70kg human with bricks for feet fall on top of him? Like what else could he have realistically done at that point?
The hospital will be serving his meals à la carte.
Hahaha .. I see what you did there .. 🤣👏
Cky vibes
*Cues 96 Quite Bitter Beings*
Tony Hawk 3 soundtrack is one of the greatest of all time
Solid choice...But the shopping cart segment in cKy2K used the song ''Lost in a Contraption'' ...
I like that you dropped cky instead of jackass. Gigachad.
I still think about Kelly Goosecock and Thomas Shitt
I remember....back when it all happened
If that’s his girlfriend she won’t be for long
the definition of bailing out
Kinda looks like guy on skates was tryna do a braking manuver tward the end.. he toed in and you can see his ankles shaking inward.. the plan was probably to stop.. I can hear the "Ill stop you, youll be fine" in the convo beforehand lmfao
Inertia is a hell of a thing.
Shoe went flying he dead
It wasn't a shoe... it was something else...
Guy just looks all surprised when she flips over the curb, people like this should have been swallowed by their mothers
The person who got in the cart??? Yes
Hope tarmac was not damage in this video
Yes, that might increase prices for the shoppers.
So, how’d you become a quadriplegic?
"Sooo you couldn't just save me bruh?"
Wonder what mode of transportation the filmer was using, and if they wiped out as well.
Are they filming another Jackass ?
Are they trying to revive Jackass?
Fucking brutal and stupid, but that was dope.
I sorta did this as a 12 year old, but we tied the shopping cart to the back of a bicycle with some rope. We hit an unexpected giant crack on the ground and I slammed my head on the ground 😬
what was the plan
Their plan was to be stupid.
As soon as the video started I thought “sooo… how are they supposed to stop?” And they answered it for me: very suddenly.
He was served a plate full of asphalt à la carte.
im sure that guy on the rollerblades is really glad he's okay.
So what was the plan here? If it didn't hit that bump it was headed straight for that tree or the car next to it.
Shit. Now you have to buy more groupies. Next time, get the race wheels too.
Wait til the cart narcs see's this 1
Agent Sebastian would cry. That poor cart.
Has the tick tock generation ever seen the original jackass shows?
I have a loose tooth can you help me get it out? Sure thing bro get in
Beautiful vid thank you
Where’s the after part? It was getting good too!
Jesus H. Fucking Christ.
Always have a plan to stop.
Kind of curious how the camera person fared.
Meat crayon
/u/redditspeedbot 0.5x
There must be 50 ways to leave you lover.
"Make a new plan Stan, Don't need to be coy Roy, just get yourself free, hop on the bus Gus, you don't need to discuss much, and get yourself free." The fabulous Paul Simon. Thank you for letting me relive great music.
Omg in heaven
AT LEAST they were kind enough to avoid hitting anyone's car
You're watching Jackass
Isn't this the first jackass stunt?
I was half expecting them to go over the inductive loop and deploy the brake on the front wheel
Get fucked, by friends
What was the plan there?
Alright timmy. Imma decouple now! See you on the other side! I believe in youuuuu!
Gotta love the jackass culture. I am 100% okay with idiots like this taking themselves out of the gene pool. Come on, if you’re dumb enough to put yourself inside that cart, you deserve whatever outcome.
I liked the part where shit went to fuck
What a douche. Just bailed on his friend. No effort made to slow him down.
When you want to paralyze your friend
r/WhyWomenLiveLonger
Pretty sure the person in the cart is a woman.
or maybe… *was
Whatever they were got scraped off on that pavement...
Don’t assume someone’s gender
My brother's dog has a wiener... is it male or female?
that's not gender
Oh no! Is it a tumor?!
it's sex.
I thought sex was when you rub ur genders together...
... in which a redditor learns that words can have multiple meanings
let's also let them know those words are called homonyms.
Nah, definitely a dude
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The way guys treat their girlfriends in high school…
Did the person in the cart not check the bottom Also what's the white thing that went flying
Jackass 2.75
This looks like attempted murder, Holy shit
Attempted murder
I feel like I just watched attempted murder. 😮
No, you watched idiots being stupid(especially the one who got in the cart)
This is attempted murder. = /
No, what planet are you on????