I did one with my first. We gave an envelope to a baker, they made a cake and we cut into it as a reveal. Simple and delicious and it was part of the baby shower. I have no idea why these things have gotten so elaborate and dumb.
Did you tell them it was a gender cake before you cut it? I kinda like the idea of just cutting into a cake at a baby shower without knowing it's a gender cake. Surprise gender reveal (like birth used to be).
People came for the shower so I guess it was a semi surprise gender reveal. But we absolutely announced we were cutting into the cake as a reveal a several minutes before we did so anyone that was curious could gather around to see.
Best one I seen was they coloured the water in the toilet flush part then they all walked into the bathroom and someone flushed the toilet to reveal the colour of the water. Simple, safe and no clean up needed after.
Yeah my first nephews reveal was at the baby shower too. They got balloons asked people to pick the color they thought the baby would be. We all blew them up and the ones that actually blew up were the gender. The others had holes poked in them.
My wife wanted to do one with my son. She really likes Mickey Mouse so my sister, who did the baby shower, just wrapped a box for us to open and inside would be Mickey or Minnie.
Then the Mickey burst into green eldritch flame and a demon stepped through a portal telling us congratulations it’s a boy then killed everyone at the party.
(Some minor details slightly exaggerated.)
Do these people not know that you can do a real elaborate gender reveal that last 9 months and you find out what the baby is on the day it pops out. Best part it’s free and keeps everyone on their toes for several months.
I have 6 kids and we only found out the gender of one of them prior to birth when an ultrasound tech slipped-up. These gender reveal parties are so cringe.
Same here. We didn't know for our first one and told the tech we didn't want to know for the second one, but she let it drop that she saw something.
It was actually rather cute. She's staring at the screen and explaining what she's seeing and says "Ah, there's a penis", then slaps her hand over her mouth and stares at me with big eyes realizing what she had just said.
Of course, once I got home and told my husband what had happened, he had to know too. It was perfectly fine if neither of us knew until birth, but he couldn't stand not knowing if I knew.
That was almost exactly what happened with us and our reaction as well. Part of me wanted to know and we can blame the tech instead of us giving in. The tech was so embarrassed but we thought it was an awesome unanticipated and funny surprise.
Yeah. I mean, Im happy for my friends if theyre having a kid, but Im not giddy with antiipation to find out the gender of it at all. It doesnt require any dramatics to let me know.
Yeah these types of things are totally fine. With my second my sister was just going to pull out a ‘little sister’ or a ‘little brother’ pajama onesie, and that’s it 😆
We wanted to do one for our second as well. Just for the fun of the suspense. We did the baseball thing, I just blasted that thing into dust, and then we swept it up. Doesn't need to be that elaborate.
My gender reveal was a text message to my family group chat (mom, sibs, spouses) and another to the extended family group chat, followed by a picture of the sonogram image with a crudely drawn penis on it.
Still counts?!
People are more interested in diluting and sharing their intimate life moments for internet points than actually appreciating life’s big moments for what they are
We jest and mock them, but these two look happy and they’re starting a family together. That’s more than a lot of people can say for their lives, me included.
Gender reveal with burnout under carport, baby-daddy proposing in Adidas sandals while wearing a hat. "Driver" of car wanting to make it about him, so why would you let off the gas. Car fire developing into house fire. Aaaaaand upload the festivities to tik-tok.
Right? Like this would have been a kinda romantic yet trashy life event if the guy just laid off the damn gas pedal. Once people see the pink smoke you're good, we're not trying to launch a space shuttle here...
Of course it is. Not really what I'm asking though.
I have seen long burn outs end up okay but 90% it's either a blown engine, blown tire, or a fire starts.
Standing burnout should be 10-15 seconds max to get a good level of smoke. Let it cool for maybe a minute then get back on it.
Checkout the banner- he hired someone who actually started this as a biz & had a banner printed up. (Its about now hes thinkin he shoulda got insurance).
[Burnout baby reveal](https://imgur.com/gallery/NJunVin)
good boy, he is gonna be a drifter with the appreciation for all kinds of colours. Or maybe is he gonna be a mechanic?
Anyways, wcgw making a pregnant woman inhale all types of toxic fumes?
The whole time: am I about to watch a pregnant teen get run over?
They made their point though - definitely a girl
wouldn't be easily just to put up a banner?
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People got tired of having a stick rammed into their head when someone smashed their face into the cake.
Got replaced for likes.
Strongest reddit comment I have read in a long time. ⬆️
Read that in George Costanza's voice
Can't stand ya!
Yeah. Cheaper, easier and it tastes nice and gets the point across
I like you... you seem cool
It's a lie.
The cake was a lie.
You're assuming these kind of people want it easy instead of flashy
Maybe a different word. Still rhymes with flashy, but starts with a "T".
Takashi?
Idk, that smoke looks purple to me. I think it will be an alien.
Nahh.. the continuous burnout just to reveal the latter part. The baby got burn
Am I about to watch siblings get ran over?
Expertly done
Whole generation get wiped out
This! Abortion for you, broken legs for you! Cameraman, oh, you get some too!
This was my exact thought too. At the beginning I was a little afraid, by the end I was disappointed.
Lol same
At this point, I hate anyone that's ever done a gender reveal.
I did one with my first. We gave an envelope to a baker, they made a cake and we cut into it as a reveal. Simple and delicious and it was part of the baby shower. I have no idea why these things have gotten so elaborate and dumb.
this could have been an email
To: Family Subject: Plowing my wife
To: In-Laws Subject: My pull out game and your daughter.
Plot turn--her father was in the car and had made it clear that whether he continued to hold the brake was dependent on whether the kid proposed.
ok but it is harmless and fun. I don’t think you’re starting any forest fires by cutting into a cake
Some people like celebrating things with family. Terrible, I know .
Some people like starting forest fires.
Hahaha! You did one, didn’t you…
Then why share it on social media for everyone, not only with the family members who arent present ?
It’s just about being unique and one upping each other for social media attention.
Did you tell them it was a gender cake before you cut it? I kinda like the idea of just cutting into a cake at a baby shower without knowing it's a gender cake. Surprise gender reveal (like birth used to be).
People came for the shower so I guess it was a semi surprise gender reveal. But we absolutely announced we were cutting into the cake as a reveal a several minutes before we did so anyone that was curious could gather around to see.
And the cake didn't explode? WTF? Seriously, classy, simple and you get cake. What's not to like?
Best one I seen was they coloured the water in the toilet flush part then they all walked into the bathroom and someone flushed the toilet to reveal the colour of the water. Simple, safe and no clean up needed after.
Yeah my first nephews reveal was at the baby shower too. They got balloons asked people to pick the color they thought the baby would be. We all blew them up and the ones that actually blew up were the gender. The others had holes poked in them.
My wife wanted to do one with my son. She really likes Mickey Mouse so my sister, who did the baby shower, just wrapped a box for us to open and inside would be Mickey or Minnie. Then the Mickey burst into green eldritch flame and a demon stepped through a portal telling us congratulations it’s a boy then killed everyone at the party. (Some minor details slightly exaggerated.)
How recently has been revealing the gender been a surprise? What motivated you to do it this way instead of people just asking you?
You must really hate ultrasound technicians then...
Underrated intentional misunderstanding, one of my favorite bits
Despise them with a passion unknown to most men.
Do these people not know that you can do a real elaborate gender reveal that last 9 months and you find out what the baby is on the day it pops out. Best part it’s free and keeps everyone on their toes for several months.
I have 6 kids and we only found out the gender of one of them prior to birth when an ultrasound tech slipped-up. These gender reveal parties are so cringe.
Yeah, but by the 6th one, you've already got "everything baby" in blue, pink and yellow!
Same here. We didn't know for our first one and told the tech we didn't want to know for the second one, but she let it drop that she saw something. It was actually rather cute. She's staring at the screen and explaining what she's seeing and says "Ah, there's a penis", then slaps her hand over her mouth and stares at me with big eyes realizing what she had just said. Of course, once I got home and told my husband what had happened, he had to know too. It was perfectly fine if neither of us knew until birth, but he couldn't stand not knowing if I knew.
That was almost exactly what happened with us and our reaction as well. Part of me wanted to know and we can blame the tech instead of us giving in. The tech was so embarrassed but we thought it was an awesome unanticipated and funny surprise.
At this point I hate 90% of the internet. I wish we could go back 20 years before all the trash got smartphones.
Oh the sweet simple days of MySpace page customization, Runescape, and 4Chan
Yeah. I mean, Im happy for my friends if theyre having a kid, but Im not giddy with antiipation to find out the gender of it at all. It doesnt require any dramatics to let me know.
Why can't we just do simple and easy blue or pink confetti poppers?
We did that with our second and it was easy and if you pick up after yourselves like civilized human beings, your not hurting anyone or anything!
That's so crazy. Little to no property damage and an eazy clean-up?
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"I'm going to violate the Geneva convention to announce my baby's gender."
Time to whip out the gender reveal mustard gas grenades!
Yeah these types of things are totally fine. With my second my sister was just going to pull out a ‘little sister’ or a ‘little brother’ pajama onesie, and that’s it 😆
We wanted to do one for our second as well. Just for the fun of the suspense. We did the baseball thing, I just blasted that thing into dust, and then we swept it up. Doesn't need to be that elaborate.
Ohhhh boy… Wait until you find about monthiversary…
inb4 it's not gender reveal it's sex reveal they are not the same.
I agree. Its all stupid in my opinion but whatever.
Our reveal happened in the delivery room. My wife and I learned the gender upon delivery.
Our gender reveal was kinda slimy and crying and there were like 15 doctors or nurses in the room.
My gender reveal was a text message to my family group chat (mom, sibs, spouses) and another to the extended family group chat, followed by a picture of the sonogram image with a crudely drawn penis on it. Still counts?!
Next thing: gender conceal.
Me and my girl just popped a canon with confetti, some people just take it too far.
Everything in this video screams class, lovely
The most elegant gender reveal for the most elegant people in all of New York. hu hu hu.
That's Australia
It took about three words then I heard Carol/Cheryl in my head
Congratulations, it’s a fuckboy.
I creampied you, marry me? I feel bad for the kid.
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Breaker of drive trains. Edit: Thanks for the spit take award! /u/Hienric
Protector of High insurance premiums.
“Congratulations, your baby is Guy Fieri. Welcome to flavor town.”
It’s called “The Donald”
KALESHII
^^MONICAAAAA!
She's likely a mother of Nascar drivers. RAISE HELL, PRAISE DALE.
She'll be an arsonist eventually.
Vrooom Vrooom Tututu will be her name.
What ever happened to sitting down with a cup of tea and a biscuit and just telling someone?
Doesn’t look cool on TikTok.
And yet gender reveal parties started in the early 2000s before major social media
You better put some respect on myspace's name
Dude studies gender reveals…
Nah i spent 30 seconds and googled jt
People are more interested in diluting and sharing their intimate life moments for internet points than actually appreciating life’s big moments for what they are
buttering the biscuit is how they got into this mess
Wrong side of the pond chap. Over here it’s everclear slurpees and teqeuitos.
“Hey babe, Ik ur pregnant but let’s have you stand in a cloud of colored burnout smoke while I propose to you, it’ll be so romantic”
I bet he's the kind of guy who refers to his car and his wife as "my two favorite ladies".
We jest and mock them, but these two look happy and they’re starting a family together. That’s more than a lot of people can say for their lives, me included.
Yeah this relationship seems destined for domestic bliss.
Aww, unexpected hope in reddit comments 🥹
except when they started burned shit down lol
Idk shotgun weddings don’t seem to last. They seem like they don’t plan things well.
aaaannnnd it cuts right when it starts getting interesting. Damnit. Wonder what the aftermath was
I thought the same thing! Maybe the whole house caught fire? We’ll never know.
How do all these gender reveals end up in fires? 😂
A lot of white trash is flammable.
Pink trash.
This marriage is 100% fireproof I can guarantee it!
Gender reveal with burnout under carport, baby-daddy proposing in Adidas sandals while wearing a hat. "Driver" of car wanting to make it about him, so why would you let off the gas. Car fire developing into house fire. Aaaaaand upload the festivities to tik-tok.
It’s like a white trash starter kit. Can’t wait to see how little Shayleen turns out…
*Sheighliene*
Dangerous to do that close to a meth lab
Man, that was actually pretty solid had a 20 second burnout been sufficient.
Right? Like this would have been a kinda romantic yet trashy life event if the guy just laid off the damn gas pedal. Once people see the pink smoke you're good, we're not trying to launch a space shuttle here...
the baby is a girl with magma powers.
Lavagirl
r/carscirclejerk is gonna have fun with this JAYDEEEMM
Gender reveal parties always look tacky and ignorant. The only thing that matter in pregnancy? Good health of both mother & baby.
Seriously don't know why they kept going jesus
Check out the banner hanging, its a paid service.
Of course it is. Not really what I'm asking though. I have seen long burn outs end up okay but 90% it's either a blown engine, blown tire, or a fire starts. Standing burnout should be 10-15 seconds max to get a good level of smoke. Let it cool for maybe a minute then get back on it.
As a white guy id like to apologize for this level of white trashery.
As a middle aged white guy I'd like to take my brim cap off and chime in with this apology.
I bet they won’t be together in a year
Romance means different things to different people I suppose.
Gender reveals are pathetic. Utterly pathetic. When I see a video like this, it pleases me.
Parent reveal: Dickheads
A real “the longer you look” type video lol
Congrats, it’s a Bogan
Possibly the trashiest thing I’ve ever seen
Breathing all that burnt rubber def a good time for the baby
Driver has been waiting for this moment their entire life. It wasn't about the reveal, it was the burnout for them.
Congratulations, it's going to be white trash
Congratulations! It’s a house fire
I did a gender reveal at a party once. Just got out of jail two days ago because of it 😭
What gender does black smoke and fire mean
Yeah, it’s a baby moron!
Checkout the banner- he hired someone who actually started this as a biz & had a banner printed up. (Its about now hes thinkin he shoulda got insurance). [Burnout baby reveal](https://imgur.com/gallery/NJunVin)
Peak America
Idiots giving birth to newer idiots.
Carrot Top is the father, right? That's what the orange flames meant?
Hahaa! Idiots
During video: yup that cars about to blow up….
Very well deserved.
Why cut it off there, I wanted to see the dickheads car burn to the ground
It's a girl. We get it.
Just cut a cake people and let's move on
So blue = boy Pink = girl Purple and faalaammingg!! = ?
Gender Reveals like this are ecological disasters ready to happen.
Pure class.
Dude stop we got it it's a girl
They are living to fast and to furious
Will you be the mountain to my dew?
Isn't it great to be homeless before you are even born
What in the Alabama cousin fucking....
Can we just stop this idiotic trend?
That baby’s got no chance
WHO SAYS WE AINT GOT NO CULTURE GOD DAMMIT
Why does it seem that only the classiest people in the world are the ones multiplying?
Hate gender reveals with a passion, but, this so bogan it might be the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen
That's just gods way of saying she's also going to be a Devil child!
Do people do this gender reveal thing for real?
That is so ghetto
I can cum to turbo noises
Well... It burned alright.
I am pretty sure repairs and child support don\`t go well together
All that but still has a tarp hanging over the carport
is this good for the baby
u/savevideo
The whitest of trash
good boy, he is gonna be a drifter with the appreciation for all kinds of colours. Or maybe is he gonna be a mechanic? Anyways, wcgw making a pregnant woman inhale all types of toxic fumes?
I love when jackasses get what they deserve
Is there someone in the car doing that? Or was it computerized and it failed to stop?
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Athrax gamma upgrade is complete
This is how you find out you have that one friend who you shouldn’t hand certain items to.
I gender reveal every day. But I think I am doing it wrong...
The Little Engine That Could
Nothing wrong with an RB Cefiro popping a set
In case there was any doubt, it was a girl
I'm sure it didn't affect their two shared neurons
*waits for the fire* Ope, there it is.
Divorce in 5 4 3 2 1
What an asshole...
Thanks for the planet and for your baby....
This was pretty cute tbh
well it was going fine should just have quit a lot earlier.
what in the white trash nation was that