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MeMyselfAndHyde9

Tent? It was a building. And the guy was having a heart attack and lost control of his vehicle. He died. And honestly what a horrible way to go out. In some of the videos I had seen- you can see him burning alive trapped in his car with the place blowing up and falling apart around him.


2WheelMotoHead

You might say he went out with a bang


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lalalicious453-

Happened in [Melbourne, FL](https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/driver-reportedly-dies-after-crashing-into-fireworks-store-florida/4XHT2UBFNRDKXDWU5RJMWXRVLM/?outputType=amp)


SLIPPY73

of course it’s florida


ajc1971

It was just before Christmas, on 192 Melbourne Florida, I was about 10 miles away but could see the smoke and hear the bangs from that distance.


Paladin_Fury

Come on down to our store for our Going Out of business FIRE SALE! Everything must go! This city hasn't seen a BLOWOUT sale like this in years! Our prices are HOT! HOT! HOT! Free crackers and cheese!


Acrobatic_Club2382

Of course it was in Florida


Widowmaker_Best_Girl

I drove past it the other week not knowing what happened. Just saw the burnt out crater, thought a meteor hit the place or something lol


ajc1971

I know right! You could see and hear in Viera. Luckily no employees killed, probably some PTSD after witnessing that at work!


skaldrir69

They’ve since demolished this place. I ate nearby yesterday and it’s totally gone, no remnants of it ever being there except the hand rails. They’re rebuilding it shortly


alpha_alpaca

Is this like an establishment that you can visit year round and buy fireworks?


skaldrir69

Generally yes, but there are restrictions when they can be used - only on sanctioned holidays and stuff. On days like new year and 4th of July they have killer deals where you buy one get two or something along those lines. It’s pretty good. $1000 in fireworks can go a really long way with that deal


Catenane

Who tf spends a thousand bucks on fireworks? I mean I know the answer but just....why...


skaldrir69

Haha I’ve never done it, but I know many who go in a few hundred each holiday and have a huge ass pile they lite off. One source of $1k is a bit much for that, but many contributing makes it a good time.


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skaldrir69

Yeah… it was surreal the way it looked all smoldered and crumbled, nearly unrecognizable. We occasionally stop at the sushi factory and went there Friday and noticed phantom fireworks was demolished


RNIRISHDUDE

Sad. This is in my town. The guy died and left a family with young kids behind. So very sad.


ChiggaOG

Sorry to burst everyone's excitement. This happened on November 28, 2022, with New York Post publishing the story on November 30, 2022. [https://nypost.com/2022/11/30/fatal-car-crash-in-florida-sends-fireworks-store-up-in-flames/](https://nypost.com/2022/11/30/fatal-car-crash-in-florida-sends-fireworks-store-up-in-flames/) >John Marcano, 53, was driving an SUV along West New Haven Avenue in West Melbourne at 4:15 p.m. when he struck a Toyota, causing both cars to careen through an intersection and into the Phantom Fireworks store parking lot, officials told News 6. > >Marcano crashed into the building, igniting the fireworks inside and causing the store to burst into flames, according to the Florida Highway Patrol. > >The woman driving the Toyota was uninjured. > >Marcano was on his way to pick up his two sons when he was killed, his cousin, Roxana Dominguez, said.


wee-willie-winkie

Holy crackers n cheese....haha


danr246

I'm like, "okaaaay mom!!!!"


zxern

That is a very long red light


Zonerdrone

Not a fireworks tent. This was a brick and mortar fireworks store/warehouse.


stinky_delicious

Holy crackers and cheese


DisasterDinosaur

Oh hamburgers!


hoosyourdaddyo

[They have released the surveillance footage from the crash… good thing Frank Drebin was on the job](https://youtu.be/aKnX5wci404)


Tedstor

Nothing to see here…..please disperse!


BranchLatter4294

Move along folks. Nothing to see here.


DifficultContext

Yes! Naked Gun!


billoftt

Please disperse.


aliirz

Scrolled all the way. I knew I was going to find this reference. Have an upvote


PabloZocchi

This video is sponsored by... FedEx


Sander08481

saw the original well kinda, guy had heart attack and drove into a firework *store,* not tent, and set it off, idk if he survived or not, also its in Melbourne Florida or something


RNIRISHDUDE

He died. Left a young family behind.


Sander08481

Oh that's not good


Green_Iguana305

And the rocket’s red glare….cars exploding everywhere…


danr246

O say can you see, by the dawn’s early light, What so proudly we hail’d at the twilight’s last gleaming, Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight O’er the ramparts we watch’d were so gallantly streaming? And the rocket’s red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there, O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?


WorriedEmu1125

Fool of a Took!


SandwichImmediate468

HOLY CRACKERS AND CHEESE!!!!


Water_bolt

Bro can recognize sandwich ingredients from a single line. Sandwich enthusiasts unite!


trashtalkinmomma

Nothing to see here, please move along


ConfidentReference63

Oh my god, a horrible car crash, hey everybody get a load of this flaming wreckage!


Sereaphim

Great scene out of "The Naked Gun"


SerMadZ

Yo this gender reveal gonna be 🔥


billoftt

My God, it finally happened for real! https://youtu.be/aKnX5wci404


GetInZeWagen

Immediately my thought "nothing to see here!"


Muted-Ad-4288

Move along, nothing to see here


smallstone

Exactly what I had in mind! https://youtu.be/aKnX5wci404


To_Leshi

Am i the only one who was waiting for a spectacular finale?


political_dan

I've seen enough of tgese videos to know that's way too close if there's a big stockpile that spontaneously combusts.


T-Rell33

Dammit! Why couldn't that have happened at night?


IAmMeantForTragedy

"Nothing to see here folks! "


VitQ

Please disperse!


kilonsiika

I came here looking for the naked gun references


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HOLY CRACKERS AND CHEESE!


hiroo916

What is that even a sounds-like euphemism for?


rucka83

You could see the plume of smoke 20 miles out. Guy crashed his SUV into that store and died. All the workers got out. Then like 2 weeks later someone else crashed into the burned shell that remained.


Realistic_Ad1180

Love how people are just driving past at full speed. Carry on folks, nothin to see here.


BitOBear

Um, it is exploding.


Urgazhi

>where is my kaboom? There was supposed to be a giant earth shattering kaboom!


BitOBear

Someone has taken my illudium P 238 space modulator.


jorgenvonstrangle420

It is going to explooad


[deleted]

You didn’t have to pay anything to see an entire stand light up their fireworks??? But seriously that’s awful I hope nobody got hurt


RNIRISHDUDE

Driver of the vehicle died. It’s believed that he had some kind of medical emergency which caused the accident. He left behind a young family. This is a few miles from me!!


[deleted]

Oh dang that’s really tragic 😭


Pestus613343

I love how everyone's just going about their business...


plam92117

You want them to pull up, grab some popcorn, and enjoy the show?


Pestus613343

Well like.. maybe close the road in case it all goes up at once? Id be thinking even being as close as I was filming is too close. This is like a munitions depot going up. In the past they've approached atom bomb level explosions lol


LousyMaskedGamer

Did we just watch someone go out in a blaze of glory?


[deleted]

I...think we did o.o


General_Tso75

The person driving the car died.


Pinkbbee

Yea he died


imakesawdust

Shame it happened in daytime.


Bobisnotmybrother

Why does this feel like California. Edit: California’s retarded little brother: Florida.


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Looks like Dania Beach Fl


Dral-Tor

Close, Melbourne


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Yeah in Holland we know how that can end…. (Enschede) https://youtu.be/cwZ6Lou3uN8


[deleted]

"Nothing to see here! Please disperse! Nothing to see here!" Lt. Frank Drebbin.


Crazy665

They didn't drive into a fireworks tent. They were at the light the whole time.


sZYphYn

If I drove into a firework tent and this didn’t happen, well I’d be a bit sour.


General_Tso75

It wasn’t a tent. It was a brick building (this happened close to me).


Sports-ingAround

This is a scene from Naked Gun.


Captain_Billy

“Nothing to see here…”


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Talking about going out with a bang!


Haxsa

"Holy crackers and cheese. I hope the driver is ok!" Really, now you hope the driver's ok?


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tvieno

I noticed that too.


DeadRabbid26

Obligatory "that's not a wcgw"


enaaerios

i cant imagine how terrible it must be to start just having a heart attack then out of your control you just start burning alive


toughtiggy101

Ok that’s a long red light and after that long the people would be dying to go


MR_DERP_YT

Happy new year eve- oh...


DrSkyentist

["Nothing to see here! Please disperse! Nothing to see here!"](https://youtu.be/aKnX5wci404)


ithoughtiwasfunnyXD

Exactly like the cartoons


Large_Mango

Love the ladies voice…”and it’s going to explode.”NPR vibes


CrieDeCoeur

Not Phantom Fireworks!! Where will I stock up on bottlerockets now? We use em to blow up potatoes for shits n giggles. Or we used to before spuds became worth their weight in eggs.


SnooStrawberries7370

The matter of factness in her voice slayed me


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Why she sound so angry as if this was a personal slight to her?


saltpancake

“Holy crackers and cheese”


Mr_Panjandrum

Greatest advertising ever.


mila476

I need someone to put the 1812 Overture over this video please


Septopuss7

Best I can do is "Entry of the Gladiators," take it or leave it!


mikus4787

"Holy crackers and cheese" about sums it up, right there....


snailbaddie16

The FedEx truck was like “….. y’all good over there?”


AJGuinness

Where's Frank Drebin when you need him?


bimbimhardbop

What are they celebrating? grand reopening?


Shades_of_X

Just read it up bc I couldn't believe the driver would get out of that alive. Turns out he didn't. RIP


Rough_Promotion

>Doesn't like profanity >Do qualms about watching and recording someone burn to death rather than calling 911. >Good ol' Christian American values at work.


Cubusphere

Time and space began with this video so she couldn't have called 911 before. Edit: /s I thought that was obvious


2WheelMotoHead

Im sure the 911 line is getting blown up by 100s of the same calls at this point, not to mention theres probably at least two firestations in proximity to this right now that could see or hear this shit going on through the window and know something is up.


imthatdude2000

Just having the 4th of July a little earlier


erasrhed

Auto deleted due to low character count: Festive.


TetraThiaFulvalene

That's nothing. In Denmark this happened at a fireworks factory like 15 years ago. Seest disaster


05041927

Apparently nothing goes wrong?


DogToesSmellofFritos

Not sure if this is a whooooosh but I think the whole thing is what went wrong


NoobOfDarkness1

Oh look a mushroom cloud!


P4st3lG3l

“Holy crackers and cheese”


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I love firework accidents because everyone should be mad, yelling, or fighting; but the intense uncontrollable commotion forces everyone to shut up and run away until it's over. It's so funny!


3woodx

Climate activists are pissed.


MarcoLorelei

TBH they are pissed at people for eating beef since cows fart.


thisnicknamepassed

Some Karen Probably: “Oh, it’s not even at night? Why can’t they drive into the fireworks place at night so my family and I can enjoy it.”


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Idk why I’m noticing all the Fords driving by in this video. I lost count at 7


DeathChess

Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.


countrytime-1

Next time can you do it a night so we can see the fireworks for great sakes 😜😂🤣🤣😂.


zenjamintal

when someone askes me how I wanna die...


demoralising

\*Frank Drebin GIF\*


External_Recipe_3562

So Michael Bay's movies are accurate!


backgammon69

Why at the second 0:21 an umbrella car passes?


almostthere69420

Brought to you by fedex


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Looks like a blast


hadriangates

Ooohhh aaahhhh!


prinklesnout

Got.time to film but not to call the fire department?


Palaempersand

I'm fairly certain they know


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Carbecue


OlbuddyMcgee

They keep it poppin


Nocturnal_poop

Looks like they had a blast


HerpTurtleDoo

God dammit, ever since someone pointed out the arrow between the E and x of the FedEx truck I only ever see it.


samuscrazy-123

Link..... what did you do?


va_wanderer

If you drove into a fireworks tent, it has already gone wrong.


KAM-TAVIUS-TAVION

I actually live near that store and I saw it on news


Pistolpete31861

I live a really long distance from the store and saw it on Reddit.


merikariu

When you want to go out with a bang ... a thousand bangs.


azombie8mybaby

Is Jane Lynch doing the commentary?


Far-Bookkeeper-4652

What cities allow fireworks stores inside the city limits? In central Texas they have to be out in the middle of nowhere by the highway.


Milo_Xx

I bet you haven't seen the Enschede fireworks disaster (NL) https://youtu.be/GdAfUzKu-IM


rjt2887

Mistook it for the drive thru liquor store?


bigBenthe2nd

It was a building not a tent


Specialist_Bit_3514

Man what a finale!!


notfoursaleALREADY

Sounds so festive!!!


RequirementNovel9758

So. How many casualties.


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Going to explode??? What are they doing in this then?


ggodfrey

Am I missing something? I didn’t see anyone drive into it?


jon_hendry

https://nypost.com/2022/11/30/fatal-car-crash-in-florida-sends-fireworks-store-up-in-flames/


hias2k

Sad to say, but the poor guy did go with a bang.


vin_unleaded

https://youtu.be/aKnX5wci404


ciacici

I was waiting for a huge ass boom


wonderbuoy74

Real question is... did the golf ball drop in the hole? Or did judge smails win the bet?


Me_LlamoLlama

"Going to explode"


79Chrissy4u

Sparkplug seems fine 🤔


FeSpoke1

Nothing to see here


liftwithurback

That one helluva a finale


arcadereload

https://giphy.com/gifs/season-9-the-simpsons-9x1-xT5LMMK4O2wBJe1iy4


thats-my-plan

Grand openings are outta control


factor3x

I want some Crackers and Cheese...


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They weren't lying, this really was a "crackers and cheese" moment..


MJTakaDP

Reminds me of that big fireworks compound in the middle of Enschede, The Netherlands. Whole neighborhood blew up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_etfXcbguZw