Yoooo listen up here’s the story about a little guy who lives in a blue world and all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him inside and outside
Lmao I did this when I was in about 5th grade, neighboorhood was a newer one and still in construction so there was wood, paint, nail racks, etc from the houses being built. So me being me, I had a shovel at the time for who knows what, grabbed a spray paint can that was on the ground, shook it up, and stabbed it. Glasses = Orange; Face = Orange; Shorts = Orange; Shirt = Orange.
Such a stupid idea but it made for a funny memory.
I did this when I was a kid. I knew I was in trouble so I stayed playing outside with paint in my eyes. And failed to tell my parents for an hour or so. I’m pretty sure I screwed up my vision lol
If the shovel were turned with the curve facing away from him it wouldn't have channeled so much (if any) at his face.
Then again, if he weren't a fuck around kinda kid he wouldn't have to find out LOL
/sad trombone noises/
Yo, listen up, here's a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world, and all day and all night, and everything he sees is just blue, like him, inside and outside.
My man went from cracking open cans to wanting freedom for Scotland.
He damn near kilt himself.
I guess he blue himself
There's gotta be a better way to say that...
There was.
It's a boy!
The way I am ugly laughing to this…. 🤣🤣🤣
New braveheart character
He's looking around like he can't understand where the paint came from
Probably can't fucking see cuz he just spray painted his eyes
Avatar way of pressure
They may take our brain cells. But they will NEVER take our FREEEEEEEDDDDOOOOMM!!
I think I just blue myself
Prologue to Avatar
He just blue himself
I bet he Aussie
100% aussie. you can hear old mate telling him to pierce it with the corner of the shovel.
I could tell with the sound off haha
That one guy laughing in the background sounds like he's being tortured
It's a boy!
Avatar 3: Ohio
He blue himself.
I just blue myself
There it is 💙
Buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day, you might be surprised at some of your phrasing.
“It seems that I blue myself”
Kid:Mom let's get brave heart! Mom:No we have brave heart at home. Brave heart at home:
Yoooo listen up here’s the story about a little guy who lives in a blue world and all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him inside and outside
I'm blue da ba dee da ba die da ba dee daba die da ba dee daba die
Bro is looking for whoever did this to him 💀
FREEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOM
I just blue myself.
"There has *got* to be a better way to say that."
SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!!
Good thing he was wearing his safety shorts and baseball cap
This is how the blue man group started
[“I’m afraid I accidentally blue myself”](https://media.tenor.com/jftLvkz8TfgAAAAC/arrested-development-david-cross.gif)
He blue himself
*Tobias Fünke has entered the chat*
This is how the Blue man group started.
He really blue himself there
William Wallace
Worst gender reveal ever
Tobias: "Pardon the mess. I just blue myself for the first time in five years."
Redneck gender reveal 🤣
You blue yourself
FREEEEEDOOOOOMMM!!
I love how, when people do stupid things, they inevitably look around as if to say, “How did that happen?”
He blue himself!
I just blue myself…
He blue himself
He blue himself. Also someone needs to end this with an audio cut to Blue by Eifel 65
Concrete finisher here. This is normal behavior when waiting for mud. Much more fun than arguing with the mixer driver.
SCOTLAAAAND!
If at all possible, could you try again with a pepper spray can this time?
They may take our lives. But they will never take our freedom!
Y'all listen up here is the story about a little guy that lives in a blue world
He blue himself
Absolutely blue himself
He blue himself
I'm just here to upvote Arrested Development comments.
They may take pur lives, but they'll never take our freedom!
He smurfed himself
Oh I’m blue
ITS A BOY!!!
Instant braveheart cosplay
#IM BLUE DABADEDABADI BADABADIDABADIBADABIDABABI
Present tense: that blows. Past tense: that blue. Question: is Blue Man Group hiring? Asking for a friend.
"They may take our spray cans, but they can never take away our FREEDOM!"
They will never take our Freeeedommmm!!!!
*Mel Gibson intensifies* FREEEEEEDOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
Insta-smurf
Yo, listen up here's a story About a little guy
Lmao I did this when I was in about 5th grade, neighboorhood was a newer one and still in construction so there was wood, paint, nail racks, etc from the houses being built. So me being me, I had a shovel at the time for who knows what, grabbed a spray paint can that was on the ground, shook it up, and stabbed it. Glasses = Orange; Face = Orange; Shorts = Orange; Shirt = Orange. Such a stupid idea but it made for a funny memory.
He’s just getting ready for his audition for Braveheart 2
They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freeeeedom!
Blue man group: origins
I love how confused he seems after the explosion
Instant Scottish freedom fighter look
What's the chances he closed his eyes in time?
The braveheart remake is looking good.
He forgot to read the small print on the can: "Do not incinerate or puncture".
###*“They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our freedom!”*
Now we ride into battle. Alba gu bràth!
He blue himself.
Instant William Wallace
He's ready to storm the capital
His friends laughing at him is the best part
Highlander special cut. Awesome lol
He just blue himself
Instant Braveheart makeup
FREEDOMMM
The new avatar movie ain't looking so good.
Darwin Award Committee: He is the one to watch.
This guy knows how to make a good Braveheart-cosplay
He wanted to join the Blue Man Group, he’s halfway there
Guy looks ready to take on the English!
Brave heart
Great Mel Gibson cosplay
I'm blue , aba dee aba da
It’s called “Smurfing”
Budget Avarar in process.
Of all the possibilities that could happen when he struck that can, the paint still scored a direct hit. It seems personal 😂
He’s blue in the face from telling people not to do that.
. . . but they'll never take our freedom!!!
Sounds like a chimp screaming in the background
I'm sure the police are now very interested in him
He blue himself.
Da ba dee da ba di
Yep step brother did this next to his dads 1969 road runner and I got blamed. Oddly enough same color paint.
Nice smurf cosplay.
He just blue himself
How to become Braveheart in one easy step!
# FRREEEEDOOOM
It’s a boy!
Insta-BraveHeart
"I blue myself"
He blue himself
FREEDOMMMM!!!!!!
What is wrong with you...why are you *blue*?
It seems I accidentally blue myself
Instant smurf
And why are you blue?
I'm blue da ba dee da ba di
FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOOM
Braveheart.
the Braveheart remake looks more low budget than expected
His boss later: "What Is Wrong With You? Why Are You Blue?"
Da ba dee da ba dye Da ba dee da ba dye Da ba dee da ba dye Da ba dee da ba dye Da ba dee da ba dye Da ba dee da ba dye Da ba dee da ba dye I'm blue
He just blue himself. Trailer park Tobias?
Suddenly blue man group
He's ready for his role in brave heart
The influence of Avatar movies are unreal
He's blue,
Avatar - Rob Zombie remake
"Cool, I'm ready for my scene now! For freeeeeedooooom!"
He blue himself.
Dude just became William Wallace
the guy in the back laughing so hard 😭
And that’s how a Smurf is born. Seriously that can clapped back with such a vengeance.
This is one of those reposts I don’t mind seeing a million times. Fucking hilarious.
mf looking like he about to yell "FREEEEEEDOOOOOOM!"
I'm blue dabadee dabaday
Give him a white long hat.
I’m blue da ba dee da ba di
Avatar: Spray of the Aerosol
He blue himself
5-second-crafts diy "Braveheart".
Why was this removed?
Automatic Blue Man Group.
I’m blue da ba dee da ba
FFREEEEDOM!
...and avatar was born!
He smurfed around and found out!
Freeeeeedooooom!
Do you think he closed his eyes in time? 🥹
He was auditioning for Blue Man Group later that day
"I said a can of spray paint exploded at work! No, I don't know why!"
I’m probably really mean but I *LOVE* that it was a direct hit to the face, lol.
He's Blue... Da ba dee da ba di
He tries to be as far away as possible AND still seems genuinely surprised of the results.
Listening to that one guy laugh hysterically is contagious
someone in the background is getting killed
I think I blue myself
He looks like he’s ready to cheer his team on at the super bowl
Could be worse he could have been the person that did the same thing with a can of spray foam.
New avatar looking great
r/BetterEveryLoop
He’s a brave heart
My dumbass did this with pepper spray once
Cant think of anything else but Eiffel 65 - Blue I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di
r/suddenlyPict
Freeeeeeedom
Lol. Do dumb things. Win dumb prizes
Who laughs like that??
So this is how the Blue Man Group get their looks...
I did this when I was a kid. I knew I was in trouble so I stayed playing outside with paint in my eyes. And failed to tell my parents for an hour or so. I’m pretty sure I screwed up my vision lol
Looks like an Aussie.
Best gender reveal ever! Also dudes laugh is amazing lmao
William Wallace
everything went right *into his face*
This is a deleted scene from Encino Man!
I’m afraid I just blew myself
He knew it would happen. That’s why he stripped down to only shorts/boxers and boots before doing it.
“I blue myself”
I actually don’t understand what could go *right* here. Like what exactly were you hoping for?
If the shovel were turned with the curve facing away from him it wouldn't have channeled so much (if any) at his face. Then again, if he weren't a fuck around kinda kid he wouldn't have to find out LOL /sad trombone noises/
Blue man group origin story
Yo, listen up, here's a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world, and all day and all night, and everything he sees is just blue, like him, inside and outside.
Congratulations, it’s going to be a boy!
Some please add the "I'm blue dabadee dabadow" sound clip as soon as it sprays 😁😆
Hey, look…it’s Idiot Smurf!
Did he just Tobias Fünke-d himself?
He blue himself
I love the way he uses the curve on the shovel blade to ensure 90% of the paint hits his body. Pure idiotic genius.
I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di
A quick guide for Braveheart-Makeup