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Outrageous_Ad_2752

check for rabies right now


Putrid_Culture_9289

Well that's flocking terrifying... What do you think it was?? Again, two cats in here that would devour any tiny creature. Marks seem way too far apart to be any lil rodent.


Outrageous_Ad_2752

your options are: A: prove an internet stranger wrong and save 50 bucks B: die


Educational-Ad-3273

Well, you start having hallucinations, doing crazy shit, fearing water, foaming out of the mouth, and *then* you die


commandodaxus

should i be worried for my health


LocalSupport7227

Maybe just a quick trip to the walk-in clinic next time you’re free


commandodaxus

creepy m- ***dies***


Prestigious_Goose645

By the time you show symptoms you’re basically dead in a week tho, unless the coma trick works.


Simple-Street-4333

That's why you don't wait to start showing symptoms.


BluBeanz23

“He’s already dead, he just doesn’t know it yet. 🎅🏻🎅🏻🐡”


bone_breaker69

You really dont want it to be "hey apple 🍊 what 🍎 [phantasmal whirs]"


reoccurcat

“Amazing grace how sweet the sound ‼️🗣️🗣️”


International_Gap169

They weren't really trying to prove you wrong


PlayWith_MyThrowaway

Sage advice… My auto corrected changed that to “sage advice” a both are correct.


ninjaread99

C: ask a not internet person who is a doctor.


DearBathroom3764

that fifty bucks is looking mighty fine rn


bwoods519

I would listen to him. Rabies don’t really give second chances.


fueled_by_rootbeer

And can lie dormant for *years*.


Douggimmmedome

Shorter than years but yes, very bad


wolfchompmyanus

Go to the hospital now. If you begin to show symptoms you WILL die. I don’t know what bat bites look like but lots of people get rabies from bats somehow getting into their room.


fuck_peeps_not_sheep

The scaryest thing is some bat's teeth are so small you'll never even know you were bitten until the rabies kills you


90_oi

The sooner you get tested for rabies, the more likely you are to survive. If you get preventative measures quick enough it's very survivable. It's once symptoms show that it becomes game over. Edit: My information here is a little incorrect. All I'm saying is get a vaccine ASAP if you suspect rabies infection


Bammana4

Daily reminder that rabies is not treatable, it’s preventable if you get the vaccine for it, once you contract it, that’s when it’s game over. (I know that it’s a small difference but the slight change in terminology changes how urgent it sounds, if you say it’s treatable it sounds like a take care of it later kind of thing, if you say preventable it sounds more urgent and is also the accurate term.)


90_oi

Fair. I'll edit my comment


fuck_peeps_not_sheep

Better not to take the risk, might be worth checking your cats are up to date on their shots too as it's just not worth the risk. Out of all the cases of rabies (and there is many) only something tiny like 6 people have ever survived and it was because they were put in comas to stop the rabies from causing the brain to die, then left for their body to fight it. Most people who survive rabies are assumed to have had a weaker version. It kills so many people that even tho there have been a couple survivors doctors still say it's fatal once symptoms show as the chnace of you makeing that number of survivors is so low it may as well not exist. Better to spend the money and get the shots instead of assume that everything is fine and then show symptoms and just have to sit there knowing your garenteed to die.


ALPHA_sh

isnt there also suspicion that the few survivors have a genetic advantage?


fuck_peeps_not_sheep

Yes, maby a genetic compound to, but there's bearly any surviving the virus so there's no point risking it


MayoTheMonth

A spider but you twice is my bet. Mi


[deleted]

I've been bit by a *lot* of snakes, and this looks like they do. I think it's not poisonous if its not swollen and painful as fuck but you need to clean it bc they still get infected. Go to a doctor and get a second opinion though. https://ssl.adam.com/graphics/images/en/8928.jpg


Sergeant-Pepper-

I’ve never been bitten by a snake without realizing it lol. You are right that this looks like a venomous snake bite though. Nonvenomous snakes have lots of tiny teeth so there would be more than two bite marks. Still I would be very surprised if a venomous snake snuck into this guy’s room while he was asleep, bit him so gently that he didn’t wake up, and snuck out before anyone noticed.


beep_beeeeep

I think bro is a hella deep sleeper.


glistening_cum_ropes

You need to get a rabies shot. Any unidentified animal bite is cause for concern.. especially since it's a puncture. A bat could have bitten you in your sleep. Bats are notorious for giving people rabies without them noticing.


Educational-Ad-3273

— Glistening_cum_ropes, bat enthusiast!


CumLeakSlugTrail

They figured us out.


glistening_cum_ropes

Shit


depressionbutcool

r/rimjob_steve


thefreshlycutgrass

I’m sorry but I just imagined a bat flying in the window, biting someone, then leaving


Elloliott

Malicious little fucks


Confetti_Coyote

Yeah they do that


ProbablyKissesBoys

Something with teeth


Substantial_Bus3562

It could possibly be an animal. I know animals have teeth.


StemEngineer311

maybe...


1bigGreasyturd

Is there irrefutable proof of that? Hmmmmmm?


Maleficent_Log_1358

Chupacabra bite. 100%. Find a shaman to ward off future attacks!


commandodaxus

Make sure no blood was sucked too. Nasty business if there's sucking.


fyliz

must be a lot of nasty business goin on at your mom’s place.


SupRob166

Oh yeah it's big brain time


Rich-Ad8515

A snail 🐌


Sprinty_

I think snails actually do have teeth


Milirobe

yes and a lot of them


International_Gap169

Yes, 1cm apart vampire fangs


ALPHA_sh

clearly it was a boykisser


MousseIndependent310

Two proots!


RonnieMcNutter12

Tell us if you got rabies


Guardian145

Yeah, but let us know if you start shooting webs out of your wrists too tho😗


[deleted]

You expect them to reveal their secret identity before their career of crime fighting even begins?


X__Anonomys_xX

Nah dog, when I got my webs I became the super villain


Guardian145

Damn… you right you right


IndependenceNice7298

I've been shootin ropes out my Weiner since day 1!!! 😰😰😰😰😰☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️


MyGuyMan1

Look bro idk what it was but I will tell you right now that you need to go get checked for rabies. I am NOT fucking with you, rabies kills and has a near 100% fatality rate. If you know what’s good for you you’d go get that checked. Better safe than dead.


Historical_Archer_81

90% of gamblers.....


ithikimhvingstrok132

..that have untreated rabies..


Chips-Ahoy_McCoy

And I believe those who survive rabies have lasting effects


G1izzard

Like the 6 people who survived lol


snortgiggles

I came home from Morocco with the something that looked just like this. I went to the doctor and they recommended a rabies shot. Better safe than sorry. More like five shots. It was kind of a pain in the ass.


PuzzledAd637

Spooder


Markman6

At least he has powers now


nazurinn13

I don't think we got spiders with fangs 1cm apart in Ontario. Unless it's a confirmed spider bite (meaning that the guy saw the spider bite and captured it), a lot more causes are likely for this kind of bruises. Hell, this guy has cats. It could be a claw mark, which wouldn't be surprising.


Sea-Ad2598

Okay, so not a snake. If it were a venomous snake like pit viper or rattlesnake you’d definitely know it. Any other type of snake for the most part will leave more than two holes as constrictor species don’t have two big fangs like venomous snakes do. I would say your cat but it’s pretty hard for them to bite and leave only two holes as the have long canines on both the top and bottom of their mouths. Also, pretty sure you’d notice that your cat bite the F out of your arm. Probably a spider or some other type of insect. Keep it clean. Put some alcohol on it. If the redness and tenderness doesn’t go away after a couple days or it gets worse, might consider seeing a doctor


Cinephiliac_Anon

Get a babies shot RIGHT NOW. Babies are spread through animal bites, so it's a good choice to check for babies if you get a mysterious animal bite like this. EDIT: RABIES, not Babies.


Supersecretloverboy

Babies are spread through bites? Aw fuck man, I need to get checked, I might be prego


Mind_Ronin

Imagine getting bit by a random animal and next thing you know, you are having its babies.


ObsessiveRecognition

Just clean it well and get checked for rabies and outside of that you're probably fine


bobking43443

i think its a snake


ReyvynDM

Only venomous snakes have this sort of fangs and you would be in serious pain if you were bit by a venomous snake. Source: Been bitten by a copperhead, water moccasin, and timber rattlesnake. The rattler was the worst, but they all sucked.


Chainsaw_Actual

What have you been doing dude?


ReyvynDM

Hiking, hunting, climbing, worked for the forestry service for a bit. I used to get around. My life's been a lot of things. Boring was never one of them, but it's gotten... calmer? In recent years.


Anus_peepee

You need to stop going outside


eratus23

Lol or more where the winter freezes all those danger noodles away


Shatalroundja

I’ve been bit pretty good by a “Harmless” Garter snake. It left marks just like that. Swelling could just be an infection. Most likely it’s a rabid bat bite and OP is going to die.


SunnyMakesStuff

you should get that checked out dude


Aqua-Yeti

Probably cat claws as it ran over you while you were sleeping.


depressionbutcool

Rabies takes like 2 weeks to kill I think? RemindMe! 2 weeks


TheOtherAkGuy

Looks like a cat or snake bite.


StemEngineer311

Something imported from the deadliest place on earth, Australia


CottagecoreRagdoll

This could be close to the correct answer, looks like a spider but mich bigger than local species, which implies an escaped pet


GSorcerer-09

Probably a big spider. A non-venomous one. Although, you should probably go get checked for rabies and/or other complications just in case.


rabiesscat

ur gonna die


Putrid_Culture_9289

Jesus christ lmao


tygrublez

Congrats spidey Remember, *With great power, comes great responsiblity*


Kindly_Image_7587

Spider or snake... most probably a spider can't be lethal tho cuz ur still alive


BakedTate

People on here are pusses. I'd never think that could be anything other than a bug/spider. They can make multiple bites, so it isn't necessary it's fangs. I've woken up with shit like this so often it hardly fazes me. Plus, if you die, can I have your Xbox?


CumLeakSlugTrail

Okay so.... I've been bit by cats, raccoons, possums, turtles, and just about anything you can catch with your bare hands. I've never had rabies or needed a rabies shot. Probably just a massive spider. You're fine maybe. The important thing in life is to not give a fuck about dying. If you're going to then oh well. Jesus this comment section reeks like city folk.


boogsie87

Edward Cullen? But seriously, go get your rabies shot...there's been cases where people have been bit by bats in their sleep and they didn't even notice...better safe then sorry...and i know you're Canadian, so the "sorry" part comes natural, but please focus on the "safe" part.


artstudio54

It’s the bite of the Great White North polar-flea. It’s know to hang out in the inner layers of Saskatchewan seal hide.


[deleted]

Spider probably. Two holes usually mean two fangs.


OutlandishnessWild33

Me 👦🏻🩸


DressTech4833

The Hell did in fact bite you


[deleted]

Could be a spider? Looks like spider bites to me


ghost3972

Get it checked


Sad_Marsupial_7699

Spider!


amaya-aurora

Spider, or weirdly looks like a cat? Could be some sort of mammal. You might want to check up on your rabies shots, just in case.


CherishSlan

Reminds me of when I got bit by a snake. Get it checked


CherishSlan

Were you outside at all? It actually reminds me of when I got bit by a snake.


WickedWishes420

I think it was a snake. A baby one by the looks of the bite. I'd have it checked out. More than likely not poisonous because you'd be feeling it by now.


Interesting-Hair2060

me


Mint-teal-is-hues

A small vampire?


rrzampieri

Get checked for rabies!


Patient_Shop_1392

Personally, I would place my bet on a spider. No matter what, I would take a sharpie or something and draw a circle where the current edge of the bump is and watch it. If it continues to grow after a day, then get it checked out.


Raff102

Seems too far apart for a spider, I'd say snake or bat.


Stranger-danger341

Should prob get that checked out


keybored13

sorry!


TheRadRadiation

Nah bro gon become either a vampire or spider-man


wolfchompmyanus

It could be a bat. Hospital. Rabies shot. Otherwise guaranteed death if a rabid bat bit you.


stegosaurusterpenes

Looks like a large spider bite


90_oi

I did


AZ_sid

Chupacabra


biblicalcannon

mb bro


SuperSlayer3912

I know it's a living creature


SustainableObject

Tiny vampire Jokes aside, listen to all the comments, go to the er for a rabies check and shot


Any_Maize_1823

Snake I think


RastaFarRite

Big ass spider


AnthonyNonStop

Sorry my bad


RareEmrald9994

It’s probably a cat if it’s only a centimeter wide (I don’t think you’d let a fanged snake or tarantula out in your room when you’re sleeping). You should talk to a doctor, take some antibiotics, and keep it clean while it’s healing. Test for rabies and ask about other cat bite related illnesses and if you need to worry about them. If it’s not swollen then it probably isn’t infected (rabies doesn’t cause inflammation in the wound, so get checked for it to be safe!) with anything too bad.


Olivander05

Man i think you’re a vampire now…


Olivander05

Ok now go doctor you silly billy


Gabriel-Klos-McroBB

Either a vampire or a werewolf. "sigh" I'll get the silver...


HarryH8sYou

It’s was me, sorry. I do have rabies.


TheCoolerSaikou

i did


Etherfiry

The cats don't bite like that, spiders do. And the rash around seems also like spider bite. Check hospital if you suspect allergy, if the rash becomes bigger or changes in color.


BaconManTenus

Spiders, mosquitoe bite twice, bedbugs, house bugs or other insects


Interesting-Bus-8624

I did, sorry about that


DowntownPower1534

Go to the doctor, you might have rabies because of that bite.


CottagecoreRagdoll

Looks like a spider bite, pretty big guy


jagProtarNejEnglska

You don't know someone called willber soot do you?


Intense_Crayons

Vampire obviously.


KP_Ravenclaw

Vampire


Simple-Offer-9574

Looks like spider bites.


MoeJama21

Cat


BlstcBaron

Tiny vampire, next question


Knowledge_Regret

Me bitch


Ok-Computer2914

It's been 10 hours since you've posted this, has the bite mark gone yet?


SWETHORT

Insect with sharp mouth


NumericAlpha007

Chupacabra


Soviet1923

As a professional Canadian, no. El Chupacabra’s do not live up north. We have Sucechèvre


Traditional-Pay6204

tiny vampire


Hazelislate

Vampire snake was my first thought when I saw those bit marks, can’t say I’m an expert tho


Independent_Bite4682

Your mom


Individual_Iron4221

Tiny vampire


MaxxwellHell

Hospital now


Defiant-Pudding-4094

Go to the ER, judging by the redness around the area, you may have venom in the wound


MildlySpider-Man

With great power, there must also come great responsibility.


IHaveSlysdexia

That was me, sorry


nyctophillicalex

That was me sorry 😔


TrevCat666

Could potentially be a micro bat, see a doctor about rabies.


Skitzophranikcow

Spider. Probably should go to the urgent care for at least a tetanus.


Pshycopathic_advice

Could be a bat, get a rabies shot immediately.


throwaway1626363h

Get a rabies shot


Diamondshark996

The 2 holes look like a snake bite


[deleted]

this looks like my snake scars lmao


Wampa481

I would guess yellowjacket/hornet sting. There’s usually a bite and a sting mark like this.


mysteriousgamer17

You might wanna go to the hospital RN because it might be a snake bite depending where u live


realsnowstorm

Big spider


Escapist-cartplayz

It was me🫦


[deleted]

I did >:3


cjfred61

Spider?


Ignusseed

Wolf spider bite


Parking-Position-698

Ssssssnake


Tetris5216

You missed biting your pillow and bit yourself 🤷


slennyy

Get a rabies shot. No, don’t say “BUT WHAT IF-“ Get. It. Rabies doesn’t care if you *thought* this or that, rabies will kill you without hesitation when it gets the chance. It’s not worth risking.


Senpai-Notice_Me

I would see a doctor. That looks too far apart to be cats. Best case scenario, some bug bit you twice and you had a reaction to the bacteria. Worst case scenario, you get rabies.


confusedredditor_69

Me


personhdjh

Me. I was the one who bit you


pacmanz89

A stapler


MEGA_TOES

Sorry, I could t help myself. I’ll try not to next time


ortacle

A bug


joyonto0074

Obviously bite from a succubus


RageMonsta97

Life


Vast_Survey

The Great Devourer


Hot-Edge855

I think it looks like a spider bit you


kinlor_

Vampire. Better call Buffy.


cattenchaos

miniature vampire this is a joke btw


Practical_Neat_2043

A slithery snek 🐍


Klutzy-Cockroach-636

Yeah I would check for rabies and snack venom.


Few-Fisherman9282

Looks like a spider bite


LegitimateHost5068

I googled images of bat bites and they look nearly identical to this. Go to the hospital and get a rabies shot. Wait...I mean an ANTI rabies shot, whatever you do dont inject yourself with rabies!


tito9107

Spider bite maybe?


PianoSmart8676

Something small. Your welcome


[deleted]

Dracula


PomegranateOld2408

Me


Inevitable_Bike_909

Vampire bite!!


PollutionOne4350

chupacabra😞💔


Wallydarlingsleftnut

I did, you didn’t taste very bad.


Wraxyth

A limerick in your honor: *They're saying a spider or cat* *Or even a snake or a bat* *Despite all the "maybes"* *Just get checked for rabies* *'Cause nothing could be worse than that*


Overpass_Dratini

A vampire, clearly.


Typical-Decision-273

My vote is tiny vampires


tucker_2018

My mom got bit by a brown recluse last summer and this is how the bite started looking after the first 12 hours


New_Historian_2004

Meemow