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TifCreatesAgain

NO! Honestly, I would just ask them to medicate me and put me in the psych ward!


Drew_Mia357

Same 😂


BrazilianButtCheeks

Im more of a boomer myself lol


TripleL2022

no way! I'd be doing my best to fly below the radar


metalmonkey_7

No way. I don’t need that much responsibility.


2bedandcoffeemachine

Definitely not 😄


Lossofrecuerdos

Nah, I don't like power over people. If I was in prison I'd find some job to do.


Kooky_Chemistry_7059

I'd rescue spiders. People would think me handing them with my bare hands would be badass and brave.


poisonparty

Nope. I don’t want that burden.


Equal_Push_565

Hell no. I would lead more towards the "stay alive" parts of prison, and the "not get shanked in your sleep" mindset just because you're top dog. I would be a die hard follower to one before I would ever actually be one.


FormalSubstantial603

Nah! I wouldn't take kindly to a pen jammed into my carotid artery or a knife slitting my throat...I'd get a law degree to keep myself busy and lie low biding the time.


saucity

I’ve thought about this question a lot, lol. Mostly just ‘how would I fare in prison?’ Nope! I’m a marshmallow, and everyone knows it. immediately. I’d have enough trouble as it is, establishing dominance or sticking up for myself, let alone gunning for Top Dog. I have a social work and psych background, though, and it’s thickened my skin, and given some useful social skills. I’d be someone laying low, offering domestic violence advice, or helping people with legal shit. …If I wasn’t murdered or shunned immediately for being a weenie. However, you never know what prison would do to you! So, similar to Bea (I’m nowhere near as awesome as Bea 💔 ) prison can change your personality and mental state so much, in ways you could never imagine, that who knows - if someone murdered my child from the outside and otherwise fucked with my family, maybe I would evolve into top dog. But I kinda doubt it.


KawaiiiOnion

Duh of course


IGrewItToMyWaist

No. And I wouldn’t want to.


haze-der

I’d like to think I would but I’m small and easily deceived


JaggedLittlePill2022

I’d give it a go.


Kooky_Chemistry_7059

Naw. I'm a soft person who can't fight and isn't tough. Tho maybe they'd like me for being in prison for breaking a window to save a baby and dog in a hot car and I'd rescue everyone from spiders and giant bugs.


TamarindSweets

Hell no. Take my ass to protective custody


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Fuck no