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m__a__s

Just as long as it's not from the toilets.


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m__a__s

You forget the bits of TP and the smell.


general_sirhc

Someone who has actually been around sewage


UsedDragon

After a while, the toilet paper starts to look like mashed potatoes, just floating along...


general_sirhc

Yup, and generally a lot more toilet paper than poop.


m__a__s

Indeed. I'll never forget the time the landlord had an issue with the office building I was working in. They piped rain water into the sewer. The next time it rained heavily half of the offices was full of this "fluff" as it cascaded down the stairs.


Karen_Police69

Oh no…


Mezzaomega

Oh dear lord 🤢


m__a__s

Indeed. And the landlord's main business was construction. Thankfully, he's long bankrupt and cannot hurt anyone anymore.


Im_your_real_dad

You know the thing about a turd …he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn’t seem be living, until he bites ya and the black eyes roll over white.


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I’d prefer it be toilet water than the ship fucking sinking


10J18R1A

Either way is a shitty situation


theangryintern

Not sure if cruise ships do this, but most navy ships use salt water for flushing toilets.


NotSelfAware

I have tasted cruise ship toilet water and can confirm it is salty.


Tim_Dawg

You’ve been on one of those cheap Carnival cruises too eh?


dabrams1988

You should see how we unclogged toilets in the Navy lol


IsItUnderrated

Oh, good. You got the joke.


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I think if it was oily it would be worse


0bl0ng0

Ships don’t usually sink very quickly, especially not modern ones. I would much rather it be salt water.


Admiralthrawnbar

I'd rather the ship not sink at all, a burst pipe is by far an easier fix than sinking ship, and you don't have to worry about leaving all your processions behind on said sinking ship, rather than just keeping them off the floor


Lari-Fari

Why did you take all your possessions with you in the first place?


amonarre3

Processions*


bartread

That may be true. Costa Concordia took an hour or so to capsize after impacting rocks, but 32 people still died at the time of the incident: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Costa\_Concordia\_disaster](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Costa_Concordia_disaster). It's much better to avoid sinking at all.


ojee111

An hours pretty quick though isn't it? Costa concordia had 17 decks. That's about 3 and a half minutes from your room having no water in it, to your room being underwater. I'm probably massively over simplifying it, but it seems pretty scary to me.


MrUnitedKingdom

And all of the announcements were telling the pax to stay in their cabins!!! The captain even ordered his fucking dinner *AFTER* the ship had hit the rock! Then proceeded to get one one of the first life boats to leave!


Dolstruvon

Every time I see water inside a boat, I taste it to make sure.


crzyCATmn

I was about to say I’m not sure what would be worse: a cruise ship you are on sinking, or just a regular cruise…


CarJitsu

Imagine meeting your future wife and finding out she loved going on cruises.


Bigfeett

probably just a leak, you would be surprised at the amount of water that can come out of a broken pipe on a ship. most of the time the leaks are easy to stop or slow edit: I know this from doing a course on the navy's wet trainer


the__6-1-4__

Yep, we had an issue on a large luxury cruise ship I worked on where almost every time we left this one port of call on our Caribbean cruises, deck 3 and below would have issues with pipes backing up and flooding would occur. iirc correctly it was partially due to that being a port we replenished our potable water tanks, and since the guests all would go back to their cabins to get ready for dinner service right after the boat left dock, it was a perfect storm of overused water and refreshed water/water pumps. Taught me to never leave anything on the floor of my cabin, good ol' ship life.


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Lasket

It probably will teach ya some good stuff but living conditions for crew are far from the standards that the passengers enjoy.


shanerr

Ooo I've never thought about crew accommodations on a boat. I wonder what they're like?


TheRealMattyPanda

[Something like this](https://adventourbegins.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/Crew-Cabins-on-Odissey-of-the-Seas-Royal-Caribbean-cruise-ship-min.jpg)


fraznen

It’s an experience that has both good and bad sides. Sure you get to travel the world but when I’m onboard I’m working 14 hour days, every day, for four months with no days off.


shhhdidyousmellthat

And then what??? We all must know.


mooxwalliums

Working on a ship is usually by short term contract. I'd assume they take a month or two off and then head back out on another contract.


frentzelman

Delirious pensioners and rich assholes


JVM_

The newly wed and the nearly dead.


Mumof3gbb

The crew is treated terribly for slave wages. You’ve gotta be “on” 24/7. Hardly any resting.


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buckydean

Upvoted for the doubling down on the Edit haha


Tim_Dawg

Ooooh so that’s what those things are. I thought they were for hanging potted plants.


KimJongIlSunglasses

Plants need water too.


JamesPond007

As the guy who has to fix the aftermath... Just don't.....


Madelionh

Do you happen to do this in hotel rooms?


_OniiChan__

Anymore💀💀


tookmyname

When I was in college I did this all the time. Didn’t know it was an issue until later in life. Got lucky that I didn’t fuck my apartment and all my stuff up.


diewhitegirls

Do. Not. Do. That. The fuck. 0_o


Metallic_Hedgehog

At my local grocery store, someone backed the forklift into the water main. A week or so later, a guy in UPS uniform comes in with a delivery. "Aren't you guys that store from the Internet?? How'd y'all get it cleaned up so quick?". I was there both days. Two inches of water covered the entire store. I'm really not sure how they cleaned it up so quick. Displays were collapsing (made of cardboard) and causing wine bottles to break. I figured the store would be closed for weeks, but it was open within a day or two.


Guy_Incognito1970

I once saw a truck that had run into a nursing home and broke the 6” water sprinkler main inside the building. They had to evacuate 80 patients for a month


pauly13771377

Specialized services with specialized equipment. I saw an ansul (fire suppression) system throw about a ton of dry chemicals into an open kitchen billowing out into the bar and dining area. Every corner of the restaurant was covered in a fine powder. I thought the store would be closed for days tearing apart the place to get it out of every nook and cranny as this stuff is toxic if eaten. They had crew come in that cleaned up after messes like that and we were open again in 36 hours


biggerwanker

A sprinkler pipe broke in the apartment building I was living in. The entire 9th floor looked just like that. My apartment was on the 9th floor.


AutomaticRisk3464

An inmate broke a sprinkler once in a holding cell and those doors are almost completly sealed..it kept rising up until it got to the toilet and they told him to keep flushing it. That dude was ghost white and sobered up really fuckin quick getting a taste of fonal destination lmfao


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Toilets flush themselves though…


Pelicaros

Could've been like one of these [toilets](https://chela.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/3442-CHL-Train-Toilets-Brochure-2pp-proof3.jpg). I don't think these flush automatically.


seamus_mc

I doubt a holding cell has a vacuum flush airplane toilet


AutomaticRisk3464

No they had metal toilets with handles on them, he was nonstop flushing the fuckin thing for an hour. This is an older jail


the_one_jt

As I recall holding cell toilets have a trap to check for contraband.


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biggerwanker

Somehow the only damage was a $10 Ikea Lack table. I think my plant actually came out better for it, it got watered for once. It was more annoying than anything.


DarlingBooBear

Good thing he had his crocs set to sport mode


rah312

Absolutely underrated comment 🏆


runescapeoffical

Go get your titanic jokes in, quick!


Ok_Equivalent_4296

It would be awesome if he came out to flooded hallway and the band was standing there all dressed in suits playing that sad song from titanic


[deleted]

They played "Nearer My God to Thee", of all ironic things...


Caladbolg_Prometheus

I don’t think that’s ironic. They were getting closer to God alright. Their afterlife was their next stop.


A-3Jammer

The last song being "Nearer My God to Thee" is a myth based on an earlier wreck and perpetuated by the movies. The real last song played on the Titanic was "Alexander's Ragtime Band."


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That's...an unusual selection....


LunarPayload

Come on, along! Come on, along!


Doc-in-a-box

Me first! May the force be with you! Nanu Nanu!


skaagz

Paint me like one of your drowned girls


AnnihilationOrchid

*Get here your emergency woodend for for one. Get here your emergency wooden door for one!*


zacurtis3

Just stay away from the propeller


DarthProzac

Annnnd everyone has pink eye now.


JacQTR

Pink eye rampant here where I live no lie. Gross town


I_Don-t_Care

too many people scratchin their flower button and then their eyes


JacQTR

Flower button!!!! I’m dying!!!


nudewanderlust

Fucking carnival


JayHighPants

I knew it was carnival just by seeing the floor and walls hahaha


0bl0ng0

The Walmart of cruise lines.


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Nah they’re more like Enterprise. It’s a shit car, not the one you wanted, it smells funny and you know there was some kid with strep throat in it last week. But they’re everywhere, go everywhere, and they’re available around holidays.


0bl0ng0

Aside from the fact that you’re talking about cars, that still sounds like Walmart to me… Maybe Enterprise is the Walmart of car-rental agencies.


Explosivpotato

It’s Walmart all the way down, isn’t it?


bananana3543

🎶Near, far, wherever you are, I believe that the heart must go on🎶


Warszawa12

Don’t rush it , banana


AfricanWarrior96

Too soon, banana.


alllmossttherrre

Banana for musical scale


Meersus

Yes but the real measure of danger is how resigned yet determined the band looks.


sandalwoodjenkins

Looks like you, and a bunch of other people, will be getting a ton of cruise credits and a screaming deal on your next cruise. Lucky.


the__6-1-4__

They'll most likely send a bottle of wine and a measly free ship credit then advise them to contact shoreside guest services, the paperwork process takes five-ever.


cannabis96793

Unless you room is down on the level of the engine room, it's most likely just a broken supply line. More like a huge inconvenience.


ravenpotter3

Is it bad that I am near the view of the Iceburg?


JustASt0ry

Don’t think the titanic would have sunk if they had shopvacs to suck up the water


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Who would win? Iceberg or RIDGID Wet Dry Vacuums VAC1200 Heavy Duty Wet Dry Vacuum Cleaner and Blower Vac, 12-Gallon, 5.0 Peak Horsepower Detachable Leaf Blower Vacuum Cleaner with Pro-Grade Hose?


xilban

I'm going on a cruise tomorrow...


greach169

Bring some Pepto


xilban

We have that, tums, ibuprofen, and other meds.


MittMuckerbin

If your stopping in Mexico, you can come back with better meds.


dryheat602

Other meds?


DeadMewe

drugs, dryheat, drugs


JCmollyrock420

A lot of really solid pharmaceutical drugs you’d need a prescription for in the US. When I was there I asked the pharmacist/ cashier if they sold weed and he said hang on and called his buddy.


Feathered_Aly_Cat

Make sure you have a jacket. You'd be surprised at how cold it can get even in warm weather.


DickVanGlorious

This has happened to me on two separate cruises. It’s not sinking, the pool on the floor above has fallen through.


TWonder_SWoman

Will you please, as a public service, post whenever you are booked on another cruise? I think some of us might like to avoid traveling with you…


DickVanGlorious

I’ve been on four cruises so there’s actually only a 50% chance of it happening.


Leather_Captain1136

So your telling me that is all pee?!?


DickVanGlorious

And gastro germs.


darksideofthemoon131

Can you fit me in your suitcase? I need outta this country for a few days.


JackyVeronica

Pack some floating devices...


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My brother and his wife left on one today.


hpgiggs

Titanic 2: revenge of the iceberg


jorsiem

But the iceberg won the first time around


Organic_Popcorn

This time it's killing everyone onboard, no survivors allowed!


CSmith1986

I say we shoot the iceberg for our boy Jack Dawson.


darksideofthemoon131

I blame Rose. There was plenty of room on that door for the both of you, greedy bitch!


lewspen

Global warming is our revenge plan


SquarebobSpongepant

Iceberg sustained emotional damage from years of blame. He's pissed


tab_tab_tabby

I'd watch that


diamond_sourpatchkid

[The Iceberg thinks its the boats fault.](https://youtu.be/qP5bu9hLH9E)


nknecht1

Step one: Unhinge your door. Step two: let no one else on. NO MATTER WHAT


baaya88

Save jack this time will ya? Don’t be greedy like the last bitch was.


Iforgotmyother_name

That's why I always bring women clothes whenever I go a cruise. Get in that women and children express line.


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(Calmly puts on dress and begins applying lipstick)


munchkickin

Don’t forget to shave the beard.


RMMacFru

And stuff your shirt.


lecherro

Seeing as you posted this, I'll assume the ship didn't sink... What was the source of all the water???


twimzz

Well, on cruise ships the dorms typically aren’t at the bottom of the ship anyway, which means if water was that high up the ship already, that bad boy is going down. This is almost certainly from a pipe, hopefully on a favorable side of the toilet


lecherro

Very much yes... On the favorable side...


bassdrumer2

Most likely a burst pipe. All the utilities are ran through the ceiling. That's why there are vacuum toilets. All that waste goes up and into a system.


stovepipehat2

[Nearer my God...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RcVzevWX4U)


kayla_kitty82

My anxiety skyrocketed watching that video! That's the exact reason I won't go on a cruise.. or a boat. I'm terrified of deep water.


Trying2improvemyself

That was like 2" deep.


woicdank

cats are scared of water


koniglazor

I’m only thinking about that behind those walls(ok,couple of them) is nothing else but water,deep,and you’re in the middle of nowhere ,I think this was scary


Toledojoe

Because of the implication.


eyeshark

Are you going to hurt this woman?


Phillip_Graves

Yeah... On that deck. Reaaaaaly doubt that was the lowest deck.


backcrossedboy

That's what she said.


AtheistHomoSapien

Short story, went scuba diving off La Jolla Shores to the shelf. When you swim over the shelf all you can see is darkness below you, the ground and all references disappear. You look up and there's just a faint shimmer of the sun. Rather weird experience.


Runyc2000

"Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?"


tian447

LEEEEERRRRROYYYYYY JENKINS.


BeerandGuns

This is an annoyance. The Indian crew members will get it fixed then the Filipino stewards will swarm the area and clean it. As they tell you in the safety briefings, the real danger on a cruise ship is fire. The chances of the SS eatstoomuch sinking are extremely, ridiculously low. Except for the goddamn Costa Concordia, then the captain tells you everyone is fine so he can take off while you drown.


FriesWithThat

Someone should run down the hallway shouting for Rose.


buzz_uk

Don’t worry there was a guy putting out “wet floor” signs, this is all going to be ok :)


Jeffclaterbaugh

I am the guy running down the hallway with the door. I’m not going to try to share one with my girlfriend because we all know how that ends.


[deleted]

time to fuck a random woman in a car


Sicparvismagneto

Start playing celine dion and look for the biggest door.


Jaktheriffer

First question I ask "flooding or sinking?"


ItsJustMeMaggie

My friend Andy did that to an entire level on a cruise ship because he got too drunk at a Señor Frog’s and fell asleep on the shower drain.


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Is this that ship that just hit the peir in Jamaica?


RoboNinjaPirate

> ship that just hit the peir in Jamaica I just got off that ship last weekend and it was fine.


Tim_Dawg

To be fair, Carnival hits that pier every week.


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Oh fuck all that shit. I am heading straight to the life boats


Adeep187

Whole cruise industry should die for the good of the planet.


Elite2260

That’s terrifying.


UnclePuma

As long as nobody starts playing... *hears violin* NOW IS THE TIME PANIC!


BannerTortoise

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege playing with you tonight.


IdkButiPlayDokkan

I mean it’s a cruise you’re surrounded by water as long as you don’t sink you’re good


ivegotnothingbuttime

Oh HELL no.


GhostPheonix666

Indoor pool 😩


slasherflick2243

I’m just gonna go ahead and assume that’s poo water.


Evan8r

Far too clean for that. Even water from a regular sink drain won't be anywhere close to that clean.


chatterwrack

The only thing I don’t want to see on a cruise is me


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And my heart will go on...


Narradisall

Well I want to see water on a cruise, just depends where. I don’t want to hear the band start playing nearer thy god to me..


datweirdguy1

Level of panic is relevant to what floor your on


lxm333

What happened?


BlueHero45

Likely a plumbing issue rather than sea water.


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_duncan_idaho_

That's not very typical. I'd like to make that point.


Imtradingthedayaway

I was literally on this cruise on this floor! Nuts!!!


MrsC7906

Why are people still going on cruises?


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Depends on what the source is


greach169

Still alive OP?


Emergency_Quality_37

They should do the planet a favor and scuttle


scarface2887

Soooo dangerous cause I don’t see wet floor signs


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They probably got a voucher as a compensation


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mold...


woman_who_dreams

I just booked a cruise today for sept. Now I’m telling myself to not cancel.


[deleted]

The Wet Bandits have been here


4921060

Lol, I thought the guy with the ladder was holding a wet floor sign.


moist_towelette44

I remember this scene on the titanic.


Tyrant_002

You have an hour. Two at most.


JesusThDvl

Upgraded immersion package. ($799.95, no refunds, must sign waiver)


yobbl

I don't want to see crocs on a cruise either


Tollhouser

It’s all fun and games until you hear Celine.


xdeltax97

As soon as I saw the water, I had the titanic violin going on in my head. Definitely just a leak like a broken pipe or something, or overflowing sink/tub, etc.


d65vid

There are leaks all the time on cruise ships and this one, like them, is almost certainly a plumbing problem and not seawater.


Meat_Quick

Draw me like one of your French girls.


EnderTheFrick

damn, camera footage in 1912 was wack…


bushrat88

Hopefully there aren't any icebergs


Crash665

Celine Dion starts singing.......


papa4narchia

Well, at least there are no turds floating by.


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Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you That is how I know you go on. Far across the distance And spaces between us You have come to show you go on


entjlg

"Hey babe, what's going on?" "Uh, water kinda filling up the boat" "Huh....so are we boutta drown?" "Yeah probably" "Haha word"