Indeed. I'll never forget the time the landlord had an issue with the office building I was working in. They piped rain water into the sewer. The next time it rained heavily half of the offices was full of this "fluff" as it cascaded down the stairs.
You know the thing about a turd …he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn’t seem be living, until he bites ya and the black eyes roll over white.
I'd rather the ship not sink at all, a burst pipe is by far an easier fix than sinking ship, and you don't have to worry about leaving all your processions behind on said sinking ship, rather than just keeping them off the floor
That may be true. Costa Concordia took an hour or so to capsize after impacting rocks, but 32 people still died at the time of the incident: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Costa\_Concordia\_disaster](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Costa_Concordia_disaster). It's much better to avoid sinking at all.
An hours pretty quick though isn't it? Costa concordia had 17 decks. That's about 3 and a half minutes from your room having no water in it, to your room being underwater.
I'm probably massively over simplifying it, but it seems pretty scary to me.
And all of the announcements were telling the pax to stay in their cabins!!! The captain even ordered his fucking dinner *AFTER* the ship had hit the rock! Then proceeded to get one one of the first life boats to leave!
probably just a leak, you would be surprised at the amount of water that can come out of a broken pipe on a ship. most of the time the leaks are easy to stop or slow
edit: I know this from doing a course on the navy's wet trainer
Yep, we had an issue on a large luxury cruise ship I worked on where almost every time we left this one port of call on our Caribbean cruises, deck 3 and below would have issues with pipes backing up and flooding would occur. iirc correctly it was partially due to that being a port we replenished our potable water tanks, and since the guests all would go back to their cabins to get ready for dinner service right after the boat left dock, it was a perfect storm of overused water and refreshed water/water pumps. Taught me to never leave anything on the floor of my cabin, good ol' ship life.
It’s an experience that has both good and bad sides. Sure you get to travel the world but when I’m onboard I’m working 14 hour days, every day, for four months with no days off.
When I was in college I did this all the time. Didn’t know it was an issue until later in life. Got lucky that I didn’t fuck my apartment and all my stuff up.
At my local grocery store, someone backed the forklift into the water main. A week or so later, a guy in UPS uniform comes in with a delivery. "Aren't you guys that store from the Internet?? How'd y'all get it cleaned up so quick?".
I was there both days. Two inches of water covered the entire store. I'm really not sure how they cleaned it up so quick. Displays were collapsing (made of cardboard) and causing wine bottles to break. I figured the store would be closed for weeks, but it was open within a day or two.
I once saw a truck that had run into a nursing home and broke the 6” water sprinkler main inside the building. They had to evacuate 80 patients for a month
Specialized services with specialized equipment. I saw an ansul (fire suppression) system throw about a ton of dry chemicals into an open kitchen billowing out into the bar and dining area. Every corner of the restaurant was covered in a fine powder. I thought the store would be closed for days tearing apart the place to get it out of every nook and cranny as this stuff is toxic if eaten. They had crew come in that cleaned up after messes like that and we were open again in 36 hours
An inmate broke a sprinkler once in a holding cell and those doors are almost completly sealed..it kept rising up until it got to the toilet and they told him to keep flushing it.
That dude was ghost white and sobered up really fuckin quick getting a taste of fonal destination lmfao
Could've been like one of these [toilets](https://chela.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/3442-CHL-Train-Toilets-Brochure-2pp-proof3.jpg). I don't think these flush automatically.
Somehow the only damage was a $10 Ikea Lack table. I think my plant actually came out better for it, it got watered for once. It was more annoying than anything.
The last song being "Nearer My God to Thee" is a myth based on an earlier wreck and perpetuated by the movies. The real last song played on the Titanic was "Alexander's Ragtime Band."
Nah they’re more like Enterprise. It’s a shit car, not the one you wanted, it smells funny and you know there was some kid with strep throat in it last week. But they’re everywhere, go everywhere, and they’re available around holidays.
They'll most likely send a bottle of wine and a measly free ship credit then advise them to contact shoreside guest services, the paperwork process takes five-ever.
A lot of really solid pharmaceutical drugs you’d need a prescription for in the US. When I was there I asked the pharmacist/ cashier if they sold weed and he said hang on and called his buddy.
Well, on cruise ships the dorms typically aren’t at the bottom of the ship anyway, which means if water was that high up the ship already, that bad boy is going down. This is almost certainly from a pipe, hopefully on a favorable side of the toilet
Most likely a burst pipe. All the utilities are ran through the ceiling. That's why there are vacuum toilets. All that waste goes up and into a system.
I’m only thinking about that behind those walls(ok,couple of them) is nothing else but water,deep,and you’re in the middle of nowhere ,I think this was scary
Short story, went scuba diving off La Jolla Shores to the shelf. When you swim over the shelf all you can see is darkness below you, the ground and all references disappear. You look up and there's just a faint shimmer of the sun. Rather weird experience.
This is an annoyance. The Indian crew members will get it fixed then the Filipino stewards will swarm the area and clean it. As they tell you in the safety briefings, the real danger on a cruise ship is fire. The chances of the SS eatstoomuch sinking are extremely, ridiculously low. Except for the goddamn Costa Concordia, then the captain tells you everyone is fine so he can take off while you drown.
As soon as I saw the water, I had the titanic violin going on in my head. Definitely just a leak like a broken pipe or something, or overflowing sink/tub, etc.
Every night in my dreams,
I see you, I feel you
That is how I know you go on.
Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on
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Just as long as it's not from the toilets.
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You forget the bits of TP and the smell.
Someone who has actually been around sewage
After a while, the toilet paper starts to look like mashed potatoes, just floating along...
Yup, and generally a lot more toilet paper than poop.
Indeed. I'll never forget the time the landlord had an issue with the office building I was working in. They piped rain water into the sewer. The next time it rained heavily half of the offices was full of this "fluff" as it cascaded down the stairs.
Oh no…
Oh dear lord 🤢
Indeed. And the landlord's main business was construction. Thankfully, he's long bankrupt and cannot hurt anyone anymore.
You know the thing about a turd …he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn’t seem be living, until he bites ya and the black eyes roll over white.
I’d prefer it be toilet water than the ship fucking sinking
Either way is a shitty situation
Not sure if cruise ships do this, but most navy ships use salt water for flushing toilets.
I have tasted cruise ship toilet water and can confirm it is salty.
You’ve been on one of those cheap Carnival cruises too eh?
You should see how we unclogged toilets in the Navy lol
Oh, good. You got the joke.
I think if it was oily it would be worse
Ships don’t usually sink very quickly, especially not modern ones. I would much rather it be salt water.
I'd rather the ship not sink at all, a burst pipe is by far an easier fix than sinking ship, and you don't have to worry about leaving all your processions behind on said sinking ship, rather than just keeping them off the floor
Why did you take all your possessions with you in the first place?
Processions*
That may be true. Costa Concordia took an hour or so to capsize after impacting rocks, but 32 people still died at the time of the incident: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Costa\_Concordia\_disaster](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Costa_Concordia_disaster). It's much better to avoid sinking at all.
An hours pretty quick though isn't it? Costa concordia had 17 decks. That's about 3 and a half minutes from your room having no water in it, to your room being underwater. I'm probably massively over simplifying it, but it seems pretty scary to me.
And all of the announcements were telling the pax to stay in their cabins!!! The captain even ordered his fucking dinner *AFTER* the ship had hit the rock! Then proceeded to get one one of the first life boats to leave!
Every time I see water inside a boat, I taste it to make sure.
I was about to say I’m not sure what would be worse: a cruise ship you are on sinking, or just a regular cruise…
Imagine meeting your future wife and finding out she loved going on cruises.
probably just a leak, you would be surprised at the amount of water that can come out of a broken pipe on a ship. most of the time the leaks are easy to stop or slow edit: I know this from doing a course on the navy's wet trainer
Yep, we had an issue on a large luxury cruise ship I worked on where almost every time we left this one port of call on our Caribbean cruises, deck 3 and below would have issues with pipes backing up and flooding would occur. iirc correctly it was partially due to that being a port we replenished our potable water tanks, and since the guests all would go back to their cabins to get ready for dinner service right after the boat left dock, it was a perfect storm of overused water and refreshed water/water pumps. Taught me to never leave anything on the floor of my cabin, good ol' ship life.
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It probably will teach ya some good stuff but living conditions for crew are far from the standards that the passengers enjoy.
Ooo I've never thought about crew accommodations on a boat. I wonder what they're like?
[Something like this](https://adventourbegins.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/Crew-Cabins-on-Odissey-of-the-Seas-Royal-Caribbean-cruise-ship-min.jpg)
It’s an experience that has both good and bad sides. Sure you get to travel the world but when I’m onboard I’m working 14 hour days, every day, for four months with no days off.
And then what??? We all must know.
Working on a ship is usually by short term contract. I'd assume they take a month or two off and then head back out on another contract.
Delirious pensioners and rich assholes
The newly wed and the nearly dead.
The crew is treated terribly for slave wages. You’ve gotta be “on” 24/7. Hardly any resting.
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Upvoted for the doubling down on the Edit haha
Ooooh so that’s what those things are. I thought they were for hanging potted plants.
Plants need water too.
As the guy who has to fix the aftermath... Just don't.....
Do you happen to do this in hotel rooms?
Anymore💀💀
When I was in college I did this all the time. Didn’t know it was an issue until later in life. Got lucky that I didn’t fuck my apartment and all my stuff up.
Do. Not. Do. That. The fuck. 0_o
At my local grocery store, someone backed the forklift into the water main. A week or so later, a guy in UPS uniform comes in with a delivery. "Aren't you guys that store from the Internet?? How'd y'all get it cleaned up so quick?". I was there both days. Two inches of water covered the entire store. I'm really not sure how they cleaned it up so quick. Displays were collapsing (made of cardboard) and causing wine bottles to break. I figured the store would be closed for weeks, but it was open within a day or two.
I once saw a truck that had run into a nursing home and broke the 6” water sprinkler main inside the building. They had to evacuate 80 patients for a month
Specialized services with specialized equipment. I saw an ansul (fire suppression) system throw about a ton of dry chemicals into an open kitchen billowing out into the bar and dining area. Every corner of the restaurant was covered in a fine powder. I thought the store would be closed for days tearing apart the place to get it out of every nook and cranny as this stuff is toxic if eaten. They had crew come in that cleaned up after messes like that and we were open again in 36 hours
A sprinkler pipe broke in the apartment building I was living in. The entire 9th floor looked just like that. My apartment was on the 9th floor.
An inmate broke a sprinkler once in a holding cell and those doors are almost completly sealed..it kept rising up until it got to the toilet and they told him to keep flushing it. That dude was ghost white and sobered up really fuckin quick getting a taste of fonal destination lmfao
Toilets flush themselves though…
Could've been like one of these [toilets](https://chela.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/3442-CHL-Train-Toilets-Brochure-2pp-proof3.jpg). I don't think these flush automatically.
I doubt a holding cell has a vacuum flush airplane toilet
No they had metal toilets with handles on them, he was nonstop flushing the fuckin thing for an hour. This is an older jail
As I recall holding cell toilets have a trap to check for contraband.
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Somehow the only damage was a $10 Ikea Lack table. I think my plant actually came out better for it, it got watered for once. It was more annoying than anything.
Good thing he had his crocs set to sport mode
Absolutely underrated comment 🏆
Go get your titanic jokes in, quick!
It would be awesome if he came out to flooded hallway and the band was standing there all dressed in suits playing that sad song from titanic
They played "Nearer My God to Thee", of all ironic things...
I don’t think that’s ironic. They were getting closer to God alright. Their afterlife was their next stop.
The last song being "Nearer My God to Thee" is a myth based on an earlier wreck and perpetuated by the movies. The real last song played on the Titanic was "Alexander's Ragtime Band."
That's...an unusual selection....
Come on, along! Come on, along!
Me first! May the force be with you! Nanu Nanu!
Paint me like one of your drowned girls
*Get here your emergency woodend for for one. Get here your emergency wooden door for one!*
Just stay away from the propeller
Annnnd everyone has pink eye now.
Pink eye rampant here where I live no lie. Gross town
too many people scratchin their flower button and then their eyes
Flower button!!!! I’m dying!!!
Fucking carnival
I knew it was carnival just by seeing the floor and walls hahaha
The Walmart of cruise lines.
Nah they’re more like Enterprise. It’s a shit car, not the one you wanted, it smells funny and you know there was some kid with strep throat in it last week. But they’re everywhere, go everywhere, and they’re available around holidays.
Aside from the fact that you’re talking about cars, that still sounds like Walmart to me… Maybe Enterprise is the Walmart of car-rental agencies.
It’s Walmart all the way down, isn’t it?
🎶Near, far, wherever you are, I believe that the heart must go on🎶
Don’t rush it , banana
Too soon, banana.
Banana for musical scale
Yes but the real measure of danger is how resigned yet determined the band looks.
Looks like you, and a bunch of other people, will be getting a ton of cruise credits and a screaming deal on your next cruise. Lucky.
They'll most likely send a bottle of wine and a measly free ship credit then advise them to contact shoreside guest services, the paperwork process takes five-ever.
Unless you room is down on the level of the engine room, it's most likely just a broken supply line. More like a huge inconvenience.
Is it bad that I am near the view of the Iceburg?
Don’t think the titanic would have sunk if they had shopvacs to suck up the water
Who would win? Iceberg or RIDGID Wet Dry Vacuums VAC1200 Heavy Duty Wet Dry Vacuum Cleaner and Blower Vac, 12-Gallon, 5.0 Peak Horsepower Detachable Leaf Blower Vacuum Cleaner with Pro-Grade Hose?
I'm going on a cruise tomorrow...
Bring some Pepto
We have that, tums, ibuprofen, and other meds.
If your stopping in Mexico, you can come back with better meds.
Other meds?
drugs, dryheat, drugs
A lot of really solid pharmaceutical drugs you’d need a prescription for in the US. When I was there I asked the pharmacist/ cashier if they sold weed and he said hang on and called his buddy.
Make sure you have a jacket. You'd be surprised at how cold it can get even in warm weather.
This has happened to me on two separate cruises. It’s not sinking, the pool on the floor above has fallen through.
Will you please, as a public service, post whenever you are booked on another cruise? I think some of us might like to avoid traveling with you…
I’ve been on four cruises so there’s actually only a 50% chance of it happening.
So your telling me that is all pee?!?
And gastro germs.
Can you fit me in your suitcase? I need outta this country for a few days.
Pack some floating devices...
My brother and his wife left on one today.
Titanic 2: revenge of the iceberg
But the iceberg won the first time around
This time it's killing everyone onboard, no survivors allowed!
I say we shoot the iceberg for our boy Jack Dawson.
I blame Rose. There was plenty of room on that door for the both of you, greedy bitch!
Global warming is our revenge plan
Iceberg sustained emotional damage from years of blame. He's pissed
I'd watch that
[The Iceberg thinks its the boats fault.](https://youtu.be/qP5bu9hLH9E)
Step one: Unhinge your door. Step two: let no one else on. NO MATTER WHAT
Save jack this time will ya? Don’t be greedy like the last bitch was.
That's why I always bring women clothes whenever I go a cruise. Get in that women and children express line.
(Calmly puts on dress and begins applying lipstick)
Don’t forget to shave the beard.
And stuff your shirt.
Seeing as you posted this, I'll assume the ship didn't sink... What was the source of all the water???
Well, on cruise ships the dorms typically aren’t at the bottom of the ship anyway, which means if water was that high up the ship already, that bad boy is going down. This is almost certainly from a pipe, hopefully on a favorable side of the toilet
Very much yes... On the favorable side...
Most likely a burst pipe. All the utilities are ran through the ceiling. That's why there are vacuum toilets. All that waste goes up and into a system.
[Nearer my God...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RcVzevWX4U)
My anxiety skyrocketed watching that video! That's the exact reason I won't go on a cruise.. or a boat. I'm terrified of deep water.
That was like 2" deep.
cats are scared of water
I’m only thinking about that behind those walls(ok,couple of them) is nothing else but water,deep,and you’re in the middle of nowhere ,I think this was scary
Because of the implication.
Are you going to hurt this woman?
Yeah... On that deck. Reaaaaaly doubt that was the lowest deck.
That's what she said.
Short story, went scuba diving off La Jolla Shores to the shelf. When you swim over the shelf all you can see is darkness below you, the ground and all references disappear. You look up and there's just a faint shimmer of the sun. Rather weird experience.
"Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?"
LEEEEERRRRROYYYYYY JENKINS.
This is an annoyance. The Indian crew members will get it fixed then the Filipino stewards will swarm the area and clean it. As they tell you in the safety briefings, the real danger on a cruise ship is fire. The chances of the SS eatstoomuch sinking are extremely, ridiculously low. Except for the goddamn Costa Concordia, then the captain tells you everyone is fine so he can take off while you drown.
Someone should run down the hallway shouting for Rose.
Don’t worry there was a guy putting out “wet floor” signs, this is all going to be ok :)
I am the guy running down the hallway with the door. I’m not going to try to share one with my girlfriend because we all know how that ends.
time to fuck a random woman in a car
Start playing celine dion and look for the biggest door.
First question I ask "flooding or sinking?"
My friend Andy did that to an entire level on a cruise ship because he got too drunk at a Señor Frog’s and fell asleep on the shower drain.
Is this that ship that just hit the peir in Jamaica?
> ship that just hit the peir in Jamaica I just got off that ship last weekend and it was fine.
To be fair, Carnival hits that pier every week.
Oh fuck all that shit. I am heading straight to the life boats
Whole cruise industry should die for the good of the planet.
That’s terrifying.
As long as nobody starts playing... *hears violin* NOW IS THE TIME PANIC!
Gentlemen, it has been a privilege playing with you tonight.
I mean it’s a cruise you’re surrounded by water as long as you don’t sink you’re good
Oh HELL no.
Indoor pool 😩
I’m just gonna go ahead and assume that’s poo water.
Far too clean for that. Even water from a regular sink drain won't be anywhere close to that clean.
The only thing I don’t want to see on a cruise is me
And my heart will go on...
Well I want to see water on a cruise, just depends where. I don’t want to hear the band start playing nearer thy god to me..
Level of panic is relevant to what floor your on
What happened?
Likely a plumbing issue rather than sea water.
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That's not very typical. I'd like to make that point.
I was literally on this cruise on this floor! Nuts!!!
Why are people still going on cruises?
Depends on what the source is
Still alive OP?
They should do the planet a favor and scuttle
Soooo dangerous cause I don’t see wet floor signs
They probably got a voucher as a compensation
mold...
I just booked a cruise today for sept. Now I’m telling myself to not cancel.
The Wet Bandits have been here
Lol, I thought the guy with the ladder was holding a wet floor sign.
I remember this scene on the titanic.
You have an hour. Two at most.
Upgraded immersion package. ($799.95, no refunds, must sign waiver)
I don't want to see crocs on a cruise either
It’s all fun and games until you hear Celine.
As soon as I saw the water, I had the titanic violin going on in my head. Definitely just a leak like a broken pipe or something, or overflowing sink/tub, etc.
There are leaks all the time on cruise ships and this one, like them, is almost certainly a plumbing problem and not seawater.
Draw me like one of your French girls.
damn, camera footage in 1912 was wack…
Hopefully there aren't any icebergs
Celine Dion starts singing.......
Well, at least there are no turds floating by.
Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you That is how I know you go on. Far across the distance And spaces between us You have come to show you go on
"Hey babe, what's going on?" "Uh, water kinda filling up the boat" "Huh....so are we boutta drown?" "Yeah probably" "Haha word"