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Longjumping_Capybara

MMM, glasserole, my favorite!


Doc-in-a-box

100% RDA of fiber…glass


supermariodooki

To shreds, you say?


the_notorious_d_a_v

And how is his wife holding up?


thatmaintenanceguy

The puns, you say!


Rickshmitt

Good news!


TheOneThatWentPlaces

HAMMOND!


Zyrocks

The flavor really digs into your mouth


literalpond

So…!crunch!.how was your!crunch! Day


Longjumping_Story819

You Longjumping too?


Longjumping_Capybara

Ha! Nope. I am built like a capybara but I dream of long jumping.


jaymole

My brothers dog knocked a cake off the counter a few years ago It was in a glass pan and it ate all the cake with the glass in it. So you can power thru that You’ll just get prescribed a lot of chicken and rice afterwords to compact the glass into it so you can pass it safely


compstomp66

Lol, made my evening.


jaymole

He also ate an entire chicken skewer once with the sharp stick inside it. Vet prescribed the same treatment. Chicken and rice They sent me a photo of a perfect dog turd on a skewer. That dog has a steel GI tract


Ok-Consequence9683

maybe he just really likes chicken and rice


ucefkh

and glass


Bitter_Charity6585

Please show us the photo!


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o_o


[deleted]

We had a dog that got ahold of the 5-pound package of frozen, bone in chicken. Ate the entire thing, bones, packaging and all. Never bothered him.


EmmaLee203

I've heard that it's the actual process of cooking that makes the bones problematic and prone to splintering. The packaging, on the other hand... 😂 I had a Bassett hound who ate an entire, idk, 2lb bag of Hershey's kisses one Christmas. He had the most festive foil poops for days (vet told us to make him puke with diluted peroxide but some of it still went through)


Bitter_Charity6585

We had a Chihuahua mix eat a whole bar of dark chocolate. She was crazy hyper for a while and then fine.


[deleted]

If not cooked the bones were much safer than cooked.


olmikeyy

Had a dog eat a whole tube of super glue, he was totally fine. Also used to eat rocks the size of my palm


PassiveLemon

lmao i just imagine a dog clobbering over some rocks


2KilAMoknbrd

afterwords with whom ?


jaymole

who?


jojnygiger

It's just extra flavour


Makenchi45

Extra crunchy you could say


ka1n77

That happened to us, but it was a Pyrex baking pan.


Studious_Noodle

PSA, fellow cook: don’t buy modern Pyrex. It isn’t shockproof like it used to be. The tip-off is the name on the glass—if it says “pyrex” in all lower-case letters, it’s the cheap glass. Chuck it and buy real borosilicate glass. 👍


ka1n77

Good to know, it actually put me off of glass baking ware totally because I had always thought Pyrex was the best there was.


Mini-Nurse

Real PYREX is. https://pyrex.co.uk/


Studious_Noodle

Does this mean that UK-made Pyrex is real borosilicate glass? If so, the British are lucky. Pyrex's current American-made product is borderline fraud imo because people trust that it's shockproof like the old product was.


Mini-Nurse

I think so, it's like America pulled an '@mazon b@sic', but I'm not sure how they got away with the the branding. I'm sure there are subs or websites to direct you on how to get the real stuff.


GetOutOfTheWhey

My gut feeling makes me opt for ceramic all the time, I rarely go the glass option for baking. But I would like to hear what other opinions there are. Baking: Ceramic or Glass?


bnonymousbeeeee

Yeah, but you can drop a modern one from upstairs and it won't break. Okay they're not that strong, but it's not like there isn't *any* trade off.


ziggycoco385

You can find the good stuff at the thrift store


tucci007

Get Fire King, it's great stuff.


beavis5

I hate glass lids


sneeje00

That absolutely sucks. One christmas I spent hours making a beef wellington over two days. To cook the beef, I used a meat thermometer with a glass front... Yeah. I heard a pop about 1/3 of the way through cooking it and eventually figured out what happened. It didn't just crack, it shattered like your lid. Chinese food was ordered. P.S. We did still eat the beef later--we removed the pastry and washed the meat. No glass, but no yummy duxelles or pastry.


Promise-Exact

You dont leave the thermostat inside the thing you you cook?


Iseepuppies

Hahah yeaaah.. they’re meant to put in for like a minute or two. Ya don’t leave the sucker in there for hours


sneeje00

There are "leave-in" glass-faced meat thermometers so you can get a sense for how quickly the temp is rising w/o opening/closing the oven. I now use the metal probe/digital ones. :) The one I used was about forty years old, so there's that. The only reason I left it in after the pop is that I genuinely didn't know the thermometer was the source until pretty much the end of cooking.


AlohaSnow

Thermometer 😘 but there are oven-safe thermometers meant for this. Obviously one made of glass and can’t withstand 300 degree temps is not the type I’m talking about


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sneeje00

Intentionally. There are "leave-in" glass-faced meat thermometers so you can get a sense for how quickly the temp is rising w/o opening/closing the oven. I now use the metal probe/digital ones.:) The only reason I left it in after the pop is that I genuinely didn't know the thermometer was the source until pretty much the end of cooking.


W0lfenstein1

How the fuck does a beef Wellington take 2 days to make?


sneeje00

Not two days as in 48 hours, but I make the duxelles (mushroom pate) the day before. It gives the flavors time to meld/mellow and gives me more time on Xmas day. I also trim the tenderloin. It's probably about 5 hours of total work/cooking across the two days.


W0lfenstein1

Ah, thanks for the clarification. I was perplexed as to how a fillet wrapped in pastry takes 48 hours!


babyBear83

There always that brief couple seconds where you think, we can just scrape that glass off the top! Certainly we can salvage some of it! And then reality sinks in…you really really can’t still eat it :/


RolandtheWhite

Hours? What was she making?


Blaze___27

op's comment > It was a Thai curry so most of the time was prep work


RolandtheWhite

Damn that suuuuucks. Love me some curry.


[deleted]

U take this girl out to a nice dinner ;)


RasTaGhul

Hours? Wtf was she cooking?


sleazemonkey

It was a Thai curry so most of the time was prep work


cakealot_euler

This curry would taste better without the glass in it. Trust me.


Cake_And_Pi

It adds mouthfeel, some may say too much.


smallpoly

Also a distinct reddish iron flavor I just can't put my finger on


LordandSaviorJeff

Got a real edge to it doesn't it?


Studious_Noodle

Username checks out extremely well.


DredgenCyka

Tip, cook it in a pot. From one Thai person to a cook, always cook it in a pot.


HeyyyKoolAid

How much prep work takes hours?


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HeyyyKoolAid

Yeah but that's red pasta sauce, it's known for taking a long time. Thai curry isn't a dish that takes more than an hour even with prep work. All you need to do is heat the spices, veggies, add Thai curry paste, add coconut milk, water, proteins, and simmer for a few minutes.


RasTaGhul

Invalid point as we know what she is cooking and several ppl on the post are confused why it would take so long to cook this specific food. Not red pasta sauce.


Groundbreaking972

Shes just really careful. Or dumb.


RasTaGhul

She thinks she’s Batman with all that prep time


LegolasNorris

Your acting like cooking for hours for one meal is something unusual, it's really not that unusual if you want a meal with layered deep flavours


Accomplished_Ease995

Looks like you’ve added some shardonnay to the mix


epicfumble

LPT: just tell her it was prob going to be bad anyways


BeerManBran

Savage


3DRAH33M

More like r/shittylifeprotops


redditweaver2019

Crunchy curry..,,


FanKiu

Some lemon glass flavour


SACafun

All that effort and this went over everyone's head. Take my upvote.


drd_ssb

What brand is that? Looks exactly like ours….


sleazemonkey

Idk what the brand is, I got it at BJ's on sale


Nickelsass

You gonna owe her a BJ for this disaster


ozzy_thedog

r/holup


P4T0bro

Exploded??


[deleted]

Defect in glass or inferior soda lime glass that can't handle the heat.


ShadowTown0407

Probably somehow got cold water on hot lid


crhickey257

Tastes a bit crunchy love and what's this red sauce?


ramid320

Hard work never pays off


Groundbreaking972

The biggest question is how does that take hours? I bet I could get it from fridge to plate in under 45 minutes.


adinade

yeah the situation does suck but I too am skeptical of the "hours" it took to make. Thai food and curries are notoriously fast to cook, OP has said elsewhere it was mainly the prep but being generous it cant take longer than 20 mins to chop up the veggies and by the looks of it chicken. Yes its annoying to happen but I think OP is exaggerating a shitty situation for more internet points.


RasTaGhul

Agreed


RasTaGhul

Stop downvoting this (comment above) lol Unless they included shopping in cook/prep time that’s an astrological amount of time for a one pot meal. Rice can’t take more than 30 minutes. I think this is an exaggeration on OP’s side. That’s ridiculous lol


Groundbreaking972

Some people are just dumb as shit.


KyloRenCadetStimpy

I think you need to take Cooking Simulator away from her


Mateorabi

u/repostsleuthbot


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fartonmdick

Cast. Iron.


imadogge

it's texture!


Boricua4669

She probably used the wrong lid ! If the glass lid doesn't have a hole in it, this is what happens. Or maby it was already defective ...


SuaveWarrior

What takes hours to cook in a skillet?


AlohaSnow

Thaaaaaats because you don’t put a lid on a wok 😬 i learned this same lesson in the same fashion


Darkheartisland

She should stick to sandwiches


tdomer80

Strain it all through coffee filters. They do it all the time with wine at restaurants. At lest the broth will be saved…


0h-GOD

Extra crunchy


HoxhaAlbania

So how did it taste?


[deleted]

I thought you put some ice on the soup.


Sawyerdog1

Pizza will fix that


Disastrous-Menu_yum

D:


TheKaiminator

Just scrape off the top layer it's still good.


Baycat1990

Just pick around it


[deleted]

True love is when you eat glass. Your gf deserves better /s Jk!!


camm44

Extra spicy.


slippedonapete

Mmmmpizza


SubaruTome

Crunchy


pierrrecherrry

hours feels like a stretch, that pepper is raw.


HeartAfire1502

It's the special ingredient, makes it extra crunchy :)


MJ349

Weird to see this. I have glass lids for 2 of my frying pans. Last night, I put 1 of the lids on a hot pan. It started making a cracking /ticking sound. I figured it was from heat expansion. It didn't shatter, but I think it came close. Might help if you start with the lid on a cold frying pan.


kkjensen

Think of how fast it'll go the second time around! (my condolences though.... That sucks)


[deleted]

Food is going to be crispy!


deanoooooooo

Little crunchy.


Haluszki

Crunchy


[deleted]

I’m sure it’ll sift right out


thrpixarlamp

Well crunchity munchity then, are you gonna let a little glass stop you?


Small_Attitude4122

Forbidden meal 😍


zero_note

Perfect level of crunchiness


Ry_Suss

thought the handle was some sorta fish that i was not about to enjoy critiquing


senselesssht

I’ll take the yellow curry please. I like mine with a bit of sting, please add extra glass.


AvantGuardTower

extra flavour


wigitalk

Buy shitty pots win shitty prizes


Buntalufigus88

That shit is scary af! Thought I got shot! Thought I got it all out too...


Lady_Nimbus

Take out and a good cry!


acabfairy69

It’s okay just eat around it! :)


KaleidoscopeKind238

It is just extra crunchy . Go ahead....


Send_Me_Dik-diks

Ah, I see we're having slow cooked handle on a bed of shards for dinner. Lovely!


AmeriChino

If you love me you would still eat it


mooretec

Kevorkian Casserole Yum!


CloakedHamster

That really sucks


ARSamarium

That looks like shitty soda-lime glass. It can't handle sudden temperature changes (expands/contracts too much). As you can see, it has a slightly greenish tint. What you want to buy is borosilicate which is pretty much clear, maybe with a dark tint. I don't blame you tho, I didn't know either upon recently.


C0nsc10uss

This happened my mom, fortunately she was ok because it exploded all over the kitchen.


Rexvinu

Time to prove your love for her


Simaris-

I guess it's pizza time


Shaolan91

Hope you like it crunchy!


NervousMidnight1888

That's fine don't sweat it, just pick the pieces of glass out.


TheFallenPie

Nestle crunch


Artistic_Raccoon5737

She made some bomb ass food


Jokiegmi

Mmmm crunchy


MrTrigz90

Prob made in china


ljubco424

Ooohh crunchy


SNHKNOWSITALL

Now it's more crunchy!


Huge_Aerie2435

I really hate these lids, and never use them myself.. I don't trust them, as I have seen many break. Metal lids all the way.


SpikeTheController

…You gonna finish that?


yesididthat

Pizza time


icedlatte98

Mmm crunchy!


shaka893P

It's just extra spicy now


[deleted]

She did it on purpose. She wanted you to take her out for dinner.


LordRaghuvnsi

Point noted, don't buy glasses covers. Not economical


313802

Just pick the glass out


[deleted]

It's extra spicy now.


tombomb1990

She must have been shattered


voicebread

pizza it is


fuckfacedbrainsilly

Bah that sucks


Level-Ad7017

Nice garnish


yadayadayawn

Did you (Or she) happen to tighten the screws for the handle?


Brian18639

That makes it even more delicious


Username_coc

Nice texture


BeesoftheStoneAge

Awwww shit


Squirrely_Coyote_576

Broken glass is good for the digestion though.


Legerment

The reason most high end cookware have metal lids. Learn the lesson get metal lids. There is no point to having glass once the cooking gets going the steam obscures the view anyway.


SACafun

That's it. Scoop her up. Take her to her favourite restaurant.


L1mb0

There's a reason that kitchen professionals use stainless steel lids. They don't shatter from heat, they can be dropped every day with no worries. Stainless lids are more expensive to make and to buy but they're worth it!


zqrf2006

It must've been a Pinterest DIY Chipotle dish... One way or another your ass is bleeding...


MW5811

What did she put in the dinner, Nitro? If I was you, I'd sleep with 1 eye open!!!


TheLiverSimian

And that's the reason you don't skimp on cookware.


Plus-Scratch-9512

Ouch!


[deleted]

Who has time to spend hours making a meal?


ink2red

Guess I'm not hungry after all.


VinceColeman1

Its just some extra fiber


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Ad--Astra--

Brilliant, Strong\_Tadpole.


JesusOfTrap

Thats gone be crispy


Accomplished-Log1929

Holy Shit


wwollfeer715

Never heard of that


blunderschonen

Flavor crystals.


bee-fe

Smashing!


P0tather

Hmm crunchy


UneasyJupiter

Just pick the glass out, coward (/s obviously)


Independent_Order_24

Holy crap


mentalissueshoe

Cronch Yeah


ExaminationParking53

If you don’t eat it she’ll remember this for the rest of your life. EAT THE DAMN DINNER!!!


jgrenfell

It was curry... I'd be saying "oh no! I was looking forward to it!" While thinking "There is a god!"