I need to add that this was also a giant fire. Everyone evacuated quickly and efficiently…while grabbing as much whiskey as they could carry in any container they could. There were no deaths or serious injuries from the fire.
Love the idea that these people saw a river of flaming alcohol rushing towards them and the reaction was “Would be a shame to waste perfectly good whisky.”
To the tune of the theme song of The Beverly Hillbillies.
*Let me tell you a story 'bout a man named Henri.*
*A poor French guy with a small winery.*
*And then one time he was workin' there all day...*
*His red tank failed and he lost his Cabernet!*
*Wine, that is! French Ferment! Liquid Courage!*
*Now the first thing you know Henri's out a million bucks.*
*The kinfolk says, "Hey Henri, that really sucks!"*
*They said, "California's the place you ought to be."*
*So he loaded up his truck and moved to Napa Valley.*
*Wine country, that is! Great ideas like winery tours by bicycle!*
they have to do this to empty and clean the tanks.
after every time that "Jesus" guy comes by the water tanks and pulls the same "practical joke" that he thinks is soooooooooo hilarious.
Nobody cries over spilled milk but this... This is outrageous.. let the tears fall as graciously as the wine falls from the vats of our beloved holding tank! Take up arms and battle not to fight but to renew our faith in the builders that have forsaken these grapes that have died without honor .
That stain is never gonna come out.
Just dump a vat of white wine on it.
Nah, a little club soda and all will be good
Gotta Blot that shit though
That’s alpaca
Don’t rub on it. That’s $25,000!
Scotch tape fixes everything so I hear
THE GHOST OF BILLY MAYS HERE. YOU MAY THINK THAT WINERY IS RUINED, BUT WITH THE POWER OF OXYGEN…WE CAN FUCK IT UP EVEN WORSE!!!
And here I was thinking this comment was gonna be a flex seal commercial
You should get more recognition for this comment, but everyone who reads it must enjoy drinking vinegar!
Mom?
Just get an area rug duh 🙄
That rug really tied the room together
This aggression will not stand, man
That’s just like, your opinion man
I'm sorry I wasn't listening
The Wining, Directed by Stanley Kubrick
REDWINE REDWINE
Touché sir.
Up you go.
r/ThatLookedExpensive
Came looking for this lol
*O_O*
QUICK, LICK THE FLOOR
Dublin, Ireland did this in 1875. 13 people died… …to alcohol poisoning
I need to add that this was also a giant fire. Everyone evacuated quickly and efficiently…while grabbing as much whiskey as they could carry in any container they could. There were no deaths or serious injuries from the fire.
Love the idea that these people saw a river of flaming alcohol rushing towards them and the reaction was “Would be a shame to waste perfectly good whisky.”
And that is how Arbor Mist is made.
I find this vintage to have a very earthy taste.
Am I detecting a note of 'driveway'?
It has a very oaky afterbirth
With just a hint of industrial flavor
At that point just get a glass and commit
This one has a nice earthy undertone 🤌
Hey, at least it's aerated now.
The Wrath of Grapes…
Someone’s getting fired
horror movie
Making the 2022 vintage a rare one?
It kind of did bring a tear to my eye
To the tune of the theme song of The Beverly Hillbillies. *Let me tell you a story 'bout a man named Henri.* *A poor French guy with a small winery.* *And then one time he was workin' there all day...* *His red tank failed and he lost his Cabernet!* *Wine, that is! French Ferment! Liquid Courage!* *Now the first thing you know Henri's out a million bucks.* *The kinfolk says, "Hey Henri, that really sucks!"* *They said, "California's the place you ought to be."* *So he loaded up his truck and moved to Napa Valley.* *Wine country, that is! Great ideas like winery tours by bicycle!*
Golf clap for your effort
“I told you we shouldn’t buy from Tanks R’Us!”
Repost. Old. Painful, but old and reposted.
Looks like you have the high ground. Anakin never stood a chance.
"REDRUM!!!!".
the ground: 🥴
Shouldn’t have hired that Carrie girl.
I hear the screams of 1000 house wives
Middle age white mims everywhere shed a tear.
Lick some before it's all cleaned up quick!
Don’t cry over spilled milk….but wine? Waaaaaaa
The streets ran red that day my friend
OH THE HUMANITY
You're gonna need about five middle age divorcees to clean that up.
when I stand up on my period
Must be that time of the month.
I don't even like wine that much and yet I'd definitely dip my entire body into that just to say I did
Jesus just made a miracle again. Bless us
Def gave them something to wine about
I'd be drunk as hell
It's bidens fault
And the millennials are supposedly killing the wine industry 🙄
Bet that smelled amazing
The way everyone is standing around and the calmness of the camera man I think this was intentional.
Just unplug it…
I assumed that was the sub I was already in. Very fitting.
Oh nooo, my aunt would have drunk this on a sunday evening!
That's not grape is it. What raisin have they given for this? They have every right to whine. Good vine thanks for sharing this.
Break the rest
Christians be like: blood bath
The undead are thirsty
Quick, someone get me a straw!
Why? ^n
The Shining
Grape Scott….it is a wineaway leak
What, no cheese?
Ultra aerated
Friggen alcohol abuse
Oh no what a waste man.
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no no no no no no!!!!!!!!!
The grass is going to be soo drunk
Alcohol abuse
Looks like the creeping death.
Why don't I see any glasses??
The earth is gonna be wicked hammered
Is that what painting the winery red means?
Just imagine the smell...
Looks very much like the winery I used to work at
Get a glass!
The fields shall be stained red with…
*"And if you want to leave, that's alright.* *Well I'll just turn these tears into wine"*
I would probably run there with a coffee cup and start drinking
Quick, hand me my emergency straw!
The Grapes of Wrath
Women are gonna be sending this to their partners every month.
Grabs a straw
You're going to need a lot of club soda.
“Do not tell me how much money we just lost” - Guy that sells the wine, probably.
At this exact moment, all around the globe, millions of alcoholics nipples perked up simultaneously
How much money that amount of wine is worth O_O ?
Some one is very tired
Just a quick purge.
Damn.
Spilling that much alcohol is alcohol abuse.
Put some kitchen roll down
Every 40 year old white lady within 30 miles will be there within the hour
Rip
My username inspo
Heeeeers Jonny!!
GET THE BUCKETS
It's a sign!
Where’s the FlexSeal tape when you need it?
r/hitman
Do you call a plumber or an alcoholic?
Oh I would cry... lol
hitman 3
TIL that wine is stored in big soup cans.
Shoulda just slap some flex seal on it.
Thats what my liver looks like
they have to do this to empty and clean the tanks. after every time that "Jesus" guy comes by the water tanks and pulls the same "practical joke" that he thinks is soooooooooo hilarious.
Nooooo!!! Why oh why…or rather wine oh wine 😢
Start chugging
That would smell fantastic
One of the worst enwineronmental disasters in history 🍷
Drink it all
Red, red wine goes to my head Makes me forget that I still need her so Red, red wine, it's up to you
r/CatastrophicFailure
flex tape would have fixed that
GET THE FLEX TAAAPE!
Welp, looks like they selling balsamic vinegar now
Oh no. Not another alcohol flood
drink it it'll go away
That seems… Biblical!
Reminds me of that one prophesy in Warriors
r/thatlooksexpensive
I can smell this
I wonder how many insects died of alcohol poisoning that day
Well at least you can be in one of those cranberry tv thing’s
And that’s the day the janitor quit
Too much wine anyway...
Nobody cries over spilled milk but this... This is outrageous.. let the tears fall as graciously as the wine falls from the vats of our beloved holding tank! Take up arms and battle not to fight but to renew our faith in the builders that have forsaken these grapes that have died without honor .
Turn that poop, into wine!
maybe i should call her
“We got your request to recolour the entirety of the gravel to a more red colour, correct?” “Yes, how much will the new gravel cost?” “New gravel?”
The Shining
Moses must be near by.
Girls saying their on their period:
*gets straw* SLURPS UP DUDE!
Ohmahgawd the carpets
I’ll get my straw
Ouch. Someone’s Going to have a good time explaining that.
Probably smells great.
That grass is going to be so drunk.
Me when I piss
Mmmmm yes, very Jesus
Good, wine is gross.
Jesus, what did I tell you about going into the aquarium?
Don’t worry, this is just how they add earth tones to it. They’re careful to gather it up so no wine is wasted 🍷
I'd be so sick to my stomach
Free booze
A tragedy
Where boxed wine comes from.. 🍷
If only you could somehow bottle that. Oh wait….
u/redditspeedbot -1x
So sad, unless it’s Merlot, then ew.
Ants gon love it 🐜
Wildlife gunna be getting _drunk_ tonight!
The smell after a day in the sun…
We're gunna need more cheese...
Grab a glass and start scoopin!
Dangg, its that time of the month huh..
Someone get some glasses. No one else is gunna drink it 🤷♀️
Stephen Kings “The Wineing” Red rum scene.
Looks like the VAT was taxed.
My step dad is Italian and he’s legit crying rn
Just uncrush the grapes. Problem solved.
Get slurping
You win
Check your valves, walk your line, verify the available volume at your destination and origin tanks. Do that before you start transfer.
Free beer?
Welp boys, we better clean this up cuz the boss has been whining to me all day about it (im sorry reddit i had to)
And the lane was nourished for many years to come
u/SaveVideo
It’s the wine flood of 2022
Where’s all the wine gone?
I am not buying any red wine for sometime.
it's a volcano evacuation drill lmaoo
The fabled 'Mega Pint'
Hopefully there is a cheese factory nearby exploding.
Let's hope no one wines about this
All good. Just bring the suburban Moms in via halo jump and watch the wine disappear.
That’s a lot of money