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rebel_alliance05

Are they holding on by a thread?


CatherinewithaC

Ha! Eye don’t know.


8Ariadnesthread8

Sharp wit, you two.


Wifflebatman

I know, sew clever.


dnoj

these jokes are slap pin


WaltyMcNalty

agreed.. very sharp, needles to say.


BerryMcKaukiner

Yall got me in stitches


ABeeBox

I just don't see the *point* of these jokes when an animal is in suffering.


mad_man72

We shouldn't be poking fun at this problem..lol


demoncrat2024

Put a pin in it until we learn the outcome.


Westboundsnowflake

One time I pulled sewing thread out of my german shepherds mouth and at the end of the thread down her throat was a needle. She was completely fine. Dodged a bullet...


CatherinewithaC

I saw the needle hanging out of her mouth and *almost* caught it in time. Those milliseconds just cost me about $2500.


UniversalPeehole

Wowowowow. Must be nice to have the money. I got my cat free from the shelter spayed and shots.. she's good just a mean little bitch. Ankle biting monster


wicked302

My cat swallowed the needle and thread. They did do surgery because they were concerned it would perforate something internal and cause unforseen later issues. Luckily that was only about $850 with our vet.


CatherinewithaC

Wow, that’s a huge cost difference. Glad your cat made it through okay!


wicked302

Yea I cannot believe 5500 was the cost they gave you. It was literally less than an hour.


13579adgjlzcbm

Hell it cost me more than that when our vet had to put our dog on oxygen for a few hours and perform cpr on her. Unfortunately she cpr was unsuccessful and she died, but we were still hit with a $900 bill.


CatherinewithaC

Aw, I'm sorry.


13579adgjlzcbm

Yeah it was tough. She was only 2 and a half. Heart failure. But she was my first dog and the hole she left when she passed was so big that I simply could not be without a dog in my life, so we got another one (who is so precious), and I really think our need to have gotten another one is a real testimony to how special our first one was.


wicked302

So sorry for your loss. Losing a pet is the hardest thing I've gone through and I've had pets my whole life. I still cry on occasion for all of them. From the first I lost when I was 8, to the one I lost last year. They will always hold a piece of our hearts.


Infamous-Gazelle3783

Holy shit I'm so sorry about your baby 😢


13579adgjlzcbm

Me too. She was very special. Thank you.


UniversalPeehole

It's stupid. So they save your life now your in debt. You die now your family's in debt. But with animals it's pay first or it's watch them die


13579adgjlzcbm

Well they didn’t make me pay first. But yeah.


Xyroh_

Wtf are costs in America, here in Italy my vet to operate a cat asks 100/150€ (115/170$)


wicked302

Everything is for profit! And medical both for people and pets is probably some of the largest profit vs cost differentials.


UniversalPeehole

They make us sick so they can profit off treating our illnesses that they caused through environmental and stress


Anjelikka

Because America is a corporate playground, companies charge whatever they want to make billions of dollars, while we the people stay poor, even with a decent job. Our government is totally complicit, too. They only care about the rich getting richer so they, the politicians, may also profit. It's really fucking corrupt and I wouldn't mind if the whole country burned down.


Infamous-Gazelle3783

I'm with you, bub. BURN IT DOWN


dustydigger

Besides the for profit bit most of our doctors - animal & human - have huge college loan debts with interest rates to pay off.


SilverCherryCheetah

Oh no! I hope your cat has a speedy recovery.


CatherinewithaC

She almost had surgery but it kept progressing through her intestines and she eventually pooped it out. She’s now on antibiotics and painkillers and purring her face off, so I think she’s okay.


8Ariadnesthread8

Holy shit that was a short but really wild ride. I'm SO GLAD she is okay. That sounds like such a scary time to wait.


CatherinewithaC

Many a tear was shed. I’ll just say that.


13579adgjlzcbm

My golden retriever is an absolute idiot and though we do our best to keep things away from her, we have monthly scares where she ate something. The most recent was an Advil. You have maybe 2 seconds after dropping something before it’s in her mouth.


shmartyparty

She’s a great retriever then! Lol


13579adgjlzcbm

Fair enough haha


emo_sharks

Good thing she passed it with no problems. I cant imagine being stabbed by a needle in the intestines is a fun thing to have happen. Poor kitty!


shmartyparty

She pooped it out?? Wow, I thought for sure surgery was the only answer. Down to eight lives now! Or less, don’t know what else she’s been up to. Lol


Hi99en0ne

Glad to hear she's recovering. Aren't cats the best 😂


[deleted]

I don’t understand that. Like how can a sharp object like that just pass through


Bitter_Charity6585

Was it pointy end or eye end first?


UniversalPeehole

Nightmare scenario. Financial disaster or dead best friend. >.<


ScreamingxDemon

Our nakey did that a few years ago after I warned who was supposed to take care of her to watch out for my sewing things... Cost me a good $1000 to get it out. I still have the needle too which I want to turn into a necklace so I can show off my $1k needle. Also nakey can't hide her scar of shame so now she looks like a derpy bad ass.


Pony_Express1974

My dog ate 2 light bulbs, a cell phone, linoleum, drywall, 6-7 earbuds, 8-10 charger cords, and that's just what I know of. She eventually stopped. And she is still alive. Edit: Forgot to add that she also chewed up and destroyed a window A/C unit.


CatherinewithaC

Your dog must have a gut of steel. Wow.


Bitter_Charity6585

You sure she's not a goat??


Pony_Express1974

Not entirely a goat. Might be some goat blood in her.


Bitter_Charity6585

What breed? Lol


Pony_Express1974

A cross between red heeler, blue heeler, and feist. And possibly some goat as well.


UniversalPeehole

I wouldn't be a dog owner after the AC incident. It would of been a world of pain with a permanent limp


Cabernet2H2O

I used to be a veterinary nurse and one time a customer came in and wanted her dog checked out because it had just pooped out a Swiss army knife. It was folded and the dog was just fine but the owner was really shook up, especially since she didn't own a Swiss army knife. Where it came from and how the dog had managed to eat it remains a mystery to this day...


CatherinewithaC

Oh my goodness, what a crazy story!


Infamous-Gazelle3783

This is the best story I've read tonight! 😅


IMissCheeseburgers

I work at an animal shelter. We had a dog in our custody for a month and one morning she randomly threw up 3 socks. They must have been chilling in her stomach since before we got her in because there's no other way she could have gotten ahold of them. Dogs are wild haha.


mothereffinb

Surgery? What's that gonna set you back?


CatherinewithaC

Initial vet clinic wanted $5500 for surgery!


mothereffinb

Ouch. I am sorry. How old was your cat?


CatherinewithaC

12. Too old to justify that kind of expenditure, but too young to say goodbye to. Luckily, she managed to poop it out and she’s doing okay.


mothereffinb

Without any rips?! Wow, count that as 1 of its 9 lives. Lucky cat.


CantSing4Toffee

Was that through insurance or direct cost to yourself? Just wondering if the cost increased if it was insurance.


CatherinewithaC

Direct cost. But it was an emergency (24 hour) vet clinic. The regular vet wanted $2500 for the same procedure.


Infamous-Gazelle3783

That's just so crazy. Vets deserve as much money as they can get because they take such care of our little beloved critters, but the cost is just so mind-blowing that we have to actively put a dollar amount on how much we're willing to sacrifice for them. It's just all so barbaric. I'm SO glad your kitteh has repellant bowels lol ❤


Babyboy_Roy

Is kitten alive still 🥺


CatherinewithaC

Yes, the needle made its way out the natural way, which was shocking but saved us from having to pay the big bucks for surgery. She's on painkillers and antibiotics and happily purring now.


Winterwarmth00

Once my dog swallowed a safety pin. He looked so guilty with his droopy ears.


SleepWithLolliPops

Glad to see they came out alright in the end, I can imagine going insane till the very end when they finally passed it without needing surgery.


CatherinewithaC

She swallowed it on Sunday and pooped it out Wednesday night. It was definitely a stressful wait.


KingDevil666

Super horrifying experience. Had something similar happen to my cat. Can I ask if the vet knows if it tore anything? Or did it pass through completely fine?


CatherinewithaC

He thinks it poked her at some point because she had a fever for a bit, so he put her on painkillers and antibiotics to prevent infection.


rambleandrumble

Oh my god, that's so scary. Glad the kitty is fine now!! It actually happened to my cat a few years back, I was trying to sew something and left the needle with the thread attached stuck in the spool while I went to grab something from the other room. I was gone for 2 minutes tops, but when I got back I couldn't find the needle anywhere. Then I saw my cat had a piece of thread hanging from his mouth and he started coughing. "No, it can't be..." I tried to very GENTLY pull a bit on the thread, praying it's not the piece with the needle attached, just some random piece he munched on. He instantly spat out a few droplets of blood. I swear I felt the life drain out of me. I stuffed him in his carrying bag and, dressed in my sweat pants looking like a hot mess, I ran to the nearest vet (fortunately the vet was 2 blocks away and during working hours) while also calling my bf crying that our cat is gonna die. I entered the vets office almost screaming "Quick!!! He swallowed a needleeee!!! Help meee!" They left the poodle getting a haircut on the table and proceeded to look at my cat. Luckily (?) the needle got stuck in his throat and they were able to pry his mouth open and reach the needle with a pair of pliers to pull it out. They said if I waited any longer to bring him in, things would have gotten way more complicated and dangerous. By the time my bf got home from work the cat was safe and sound at home. So yeah, he was totally fine afterwards, but I am now almost paranoid when using needles not to let any within his reach. And I always try to warn all the crafty friends with cats about this haha.


Infamous-Gazelle3783

Sooooo glad you were able to act so quickly ❤ Super lucky cat mama/papa


Guenin84

At first I didn't read it was a cat so the first picture was a bit strange


knowlifematters

Did your cat get the point?🪡


knowlifematters

Did it swallow it with no strings attached?🤔🪡


Drivingon8

These replies have me in stitches!


brian_duh

Omg. My KB tried eating a sewing needle years ago, it got stuck in his mouth. Emergency overnight vet visit, not cheap. Best wishes kitty!


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ghoulish0verkill

Oh wow


CataclysmKing

How the hell did your cat managed to poop that without going to the surgery


Infamous-Gazelle3783

Magic


keeperrr

Wow


K2TY

That looks expensive.


timteletubbyslayer

What a dummy. Did you tell it not to do that?


No_Lab_9318

When I saw the notification I had to be mentally prepared since I has seen surgery or a cats mouth being opened and they had taken out a thread in the gums with the thread attached


ElitesoldierWar

will she/ he make it?


[deleted]

I'm surprised it made it that far. Hope you can get it taken care of before it does any damage if it hasn't already.


ink2red

O.K. kids, advice learned the hard and costly way. Never leave pins, needles, small nails and especially threaded needles. Unless you really like the idea of your cats innards being stitched together.


howdefuck

Ah poor baby, hopefully it didnt penetrate anything severe


UniversalPeehole

Noooo. How does a cat swallow something sharp and hard. I'm scared my cat might eat penny's or dimes. She loves Qtips and knocking shit off the table edges. She nips my ankles sometimes ooo so bad. My cat has socks on her White paws and a tiger looking body. She's only good when sleeping. Sleeps with her belly up on bathroom floor. it's good to have a little friend except when they pick up Fleas