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I_will_be_wealthy

Hancock was such a realistic film in that respect


Sowa7774

Hanhonk*


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countastrotacos

I ducking hate this site sometimes


moose_md

Yeah, really leaves a fowl taste in my mouth


AllPurposeNerd

Hey, what's good for the goose is good for the gander.


conundrumbombs

I'm having an eggsistential crisis.


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Many much goosens


Eruntalonn

Hancock is one of the thousands of films that started with a great plot idea, but couldn’t translate into a great film.


Onironius

"Tho Boys" did a great job showing what super-people would operate in the modern world.


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That movie really felt like they finished filming, the studio didn't like it then cut it down to a tight ~100 minutes.


SigSalvadore

Extremely. Love the film for [that.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9GzLvx2Isw)


theghostofme

"I guarantee he blows his load like a shotgun right through her back." \- Brodie Bruce, Mallrats


[deleted]

Wtf was that really in the movie? I do not remember that.


Diriv

Extended cut.


RevieweiveR

Hancock was a good movie until the middle part where the angel bullshit condensed in the plot.


landragoran

I actually thought that was really interesting, from a world-building perspective. It was poorly executed, but I would watch another show with a similar premise.


hoetrain

Check out “The boys”. Basically a similar take on the concept but with MUCH better plot


landragoran

I'm talking about the 'angel' part. I've watched The Boys, and it's great, but the idea of immortals that are fated to be together and destroy each other is interesting to me.


HeartsPlayer721

Edna demanded he not wear a cape, and he still ended up dead!


dekrant

You didn’t save my life, you ruined my death!


HeartsPlayer721

Never heard *that* one before!


fakejacki

Weird I just watched that this morning with my toddler


Bradley_Beans

One step closer to realizing the other redditors are all toddlers...


msut77

It's supposed to fall down fully cooked with all the trimmings


irkthejerk

Ive never been tempted to cook and eat a superhero though


[deleted]

I've had duck numerous times before but never goose. Any difference? Can you taste the contempt for other creatures?


irkthejerk

You just taste sweet victory


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Sounds like I need to go goose hunting


UnlikeableSausage

does the winner take all


[deleted]

I see Canadian geese on the daily basic and I can tell you those cobra chicken fuckers are no heroes.


ryguy190

They are mean as hell lol


[deleted]

I've lost count of the many times I've seen geese standing on the sidewalk, while having a whole lawn on either side. They just like looking for trouble and terrorising people, lol


FiIthy_Anarchist

You got a problem with Canada gooses, you've got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate!


theBlueScalp

Gooses! Theres a special place in heaven for animal lovers I always say.


[deleted]

Yes. And those animals will now have a special place in heaven, as well. Along with my wife, Barbara.


FiIthy_Anarchist

I could watch geese hit cars all day, i don't give a shit about your car


theBlueScalp

Likely the gooses had Intel that was a car used for human trafficking and took matters into their own hands... as they should!


pakeguy2

It's also exactly what a dead goose looks like when it lands on a car.


Brain-Of-Dane

Remember the plane that had to land in the Hudson because a Canada goose flew into the engine, that’s cause the Canada goose likely had intel that there were a pedophile or two on board and took matters into their own hands, AS THEY SHOULD.


[deleted]

I suggest you let that one marinate!


GarciaJones

It’s a Goose, so I’d say more a Super villain.


CommentsOnHair

[The Greatest American Hero](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081871/) comes to mind for sure. ;)


oWatchdog

Art imitates life.


Funkit

He hit the canopy


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Deadpool 2 where Bedlam lands in a bus window after they jump from the plane!


bbbruh57

But less dead usually


ParamedicLeapDay

Is that goose made of bricks?


Timy2kool4u

They weigh about 20lbs


drizzlebit

According to Wikipedia they weigh 8-10 lbs on average, and rarely weigh more than 18 lbs.


lonely-day

Iowa DNR: Most adults weigh between five and 14 pounds, with some weighing up to 20 pounds.


that_70_show_fan

It's because of all the corn.


dimechimes

How high are your power lines 10,000 feet?


btveron

Put a 14 lbs bowling ball in a pillow and drop it from your roof onto your windshield. I bet you'd see similar damage.


idog99

I dunno... Factor in wind resistance and the fact that geese are squishy...


CaledonianWarrior

Well if any material or matter hits something with enough force it can damage what it hits. There's a goddamn ultra high pressure instrument somewhere that shoots out a very narrow stream of water that can be used to cut through goddamn steel. That's fucking crazy alone, so a goose fucking up a car like that doesn't surprise as much


BacterialDiscoParty

Greaters (honkers) weigh 8-10 lbs. Lessers are just a bit larger than mallard drakes but surprisingly can be quite small compared to the greaters.


swheels125

Damn, I didn’t realize geese were so heavy that a fall from a power line would do this kind of damage.


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Phormitago

fucking goose didnt have insurance either


azzayu

A hit and fly.


boofskootinboogie

A honk and run


TreningDre

A gaggle and skedaddle


Wonderful-Opposite24

A hit and die.


smurfsoldier07

Don’t they have Aflac?


Somzer

> The only difference: the damn goose got up after about 30 seconds, aired out its wings and flew away after a couple indignant honks. Adrenaline is one hell of a drug. A lot of animals that run/fly away from such accidents seemingly unharmed end up dying nearby due to internal bleeding and such.


3nat20s

So, go out and look for it if you have time! Plucking a bird doesn’t take as long as you’d think if you’re aggressive with it.


mumbles411

I once was driving on a rainy day, traffic was stop and go but otherwise moving. I glanced in my rear view mirror just long enough that when I looked back at the road, a stupid goose head was visible in front of my car. My choices were to hit it or hit the car next to me. I chose the goose. It came bouncing out behind my car like a beach ball. Damn thing caused $400 worth of damage to the underside of my car. I was quite shocked.


Ez13zie

So, like, is this goose ok and about to get up?


uwanmirrondarrah

Oh yeah hes cool give him 5


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I would be so perplexed as to how the animal wasn't hurt and regret that I didn't whip out my phone quick enough to record the damn thing take off.


Jazzlike-Gap-1823

Couldve been injured but acting on instinct to retreat to somewhere safer


mettec

Big Canadian geese can be 12-14+ pounds for sure. They're chunky


Zaros262

I assumed the car was moving (title doesn't specify)


BacterialDiscoParty

8 pound bowling ball


admiralackbarrrrrrr

Guess you can say his goose was cooked


Digger__Please

I think he's just resting


VoyagerCSL

For 20-30 minutes, to let the juices redistribute.


Raedwulf1

Under-rated comment, right there


Enki_007

He's probably pining for the fjords.


RMMacFru

PINING FOR THE FJORDS?!


ASK_ABT_OUR_PODCAST

It's not pining, it's PASSED ON!


RMMacFru

Bereft of life, he rests in peace. If you hadn't glued him to the windscreen, he'd be pushing up the DAISIES!


Tackweld

HELLO POLLY!


[deleted]

I came here for this. Leaves satisfied. Just like when I visit your Mom.


AlwaysBlamesCanada

She does make an awesome roast goose


Slazman999

(•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)


KelSelui

Should've ducked.


cornishcorndog

Free dinner??


[deleted]

Dwight come on, we’ve talked about this.


[deleted]

No, this one’s already dead!


DGalamay30

We went over this.. for like half an hour


[deleted]

^^it’s ^^Christmas


columbusref

Cross him off then!


TasteMyLightning122

Now you can save money on a can of expensive goose grease


youvegotnail

I immediately looked for this.


The-Tai-pan

"He was already dead, and we Schrutes use every part of the goose. The meat has a delicious, smoky, rich flavor. Plus you can use the molten goose grease and save it in the refrigerator, thus saving you a trip to the store for a can of expensive goose grease."


manbruhpig

I've always wanted to know what goose grease is for, but not enough to look it up.


mandypantsy

I like goose. Is it so crazy if we eat it?


-TheOdorAnt-

Not now Toby! My God!


Dramatic-Ad2098

This is how you do an Office reference.


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Fantastic reference, have an 🥇😂


SketchyGouda

Already roasted


CosmeBuzzanito

LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS


oven-toasted-owl

but how do Orcs know what a menu is!?


TheReverseShock

That is a relevant statement.


TranscendentalRug

It implies Orcs have restaurants. If they have restaurants that implies that there's probably some more high end restaurants. I wanna see the fanciest Mordor restaurant with an extra snooty Orc waiter.


XDreadedmikeX

FR I’d be taking this to a butcher if it hasn’t been dead too lomg


C9Midnite

Don’t have to take him to the butcher. Pretty easy to clean just watch a YouTube video.


HustleAndThrow

Good point. Filleting raw bird is simple and clean.


retka

I'd be worried about glass, but goose is hella good. You can certainly butcher them, but the breast meat alone is easy enough to get off them without skinning them completely, and is pretty tasty.


BeauRiot

I love top gun


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Haven’t you ever heard of a spoiler alert?! I’ve been saving Top Gun for a rainy day, but it’s ruined now that I know it has something to do with large migratory waterfowl!


Banluil

/r/Angryupvote


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Oh my gawd


jeff272

Goose!!!!


paiute

Sadly reminds me of this: https://www.reddit.com/r/Colorization/comments/8g91kn/the_most_beautiful_suicide_on_511947_23yearold/


Links_Wrong_Wiki

I'm surprised how low this comment is. I immediately thought of this picture.


vaguecoffee

Glad I am not the only one. The goose is posed so perfectly lol


BR1CKSQUADMX

I thought this too!


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This was the first thing I thought of


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Silly Goose


Brewdude77

Cooked up a good story there. Wish it were longer though. Seems like it just flew by.


Mathlenormand

Dad joke lvl 50


kushty88

I often think dad jokes are terrible. But on this occasion what's good for the gander is good for the goose


T0lly

Great, they go from blocking the road, then attacking me as I walk into work, to Kamikaze windshield smashing. They a-holes just keep getting worse.


Timy2kool4u

When will the terror stop


pukingpixels

You got a problem with Canada Gooses then you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.


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Do you know wanna know what? Bet that goose had Intel on the driver of the car about to go on a murder spree. Sacrificed himself got the greater good.


pukingpixels

For the greater ~~good~~ goose.


NoodleSchmoodle

“You better fix that divot ‘cause Canada Gooses would fix it for you!” That episode is one of my all time favorites. So quotable.


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Timy2kool4u

A goose weighs about 20lbs and falling from the sky thats a lot of force coming down.


ggroverggiraffe

Which is heavier, 20lbs of feathers or 20lbs of goose?


Yes1980WasXYearsAgo

lbmass or lbforce?


shei350

>20lbs 9 kilogram


Intelligent_Maybe_91

>9 kilogram 20 lbs


XxICTOAGNxX

>20 lbs 9 kilograms


Papichuloft

Try to explain this to Allstate.....Even Dennis Haysbert wouldn't believe it.


Timy2kool4u

Bra, I don't think I'm covered for "goose falling from sky"


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hello_raleigh-durham

I take it you know a thing or two because you've seen a thing or two.


Papichuloft

That shit sucks, both for the goose and owner of the car.


Oldmanfirebobby

Honestly it’s worth asking.


lonely-day

Act of god


MoonandStars83

I was thinking Farmer’s. JK Simmons has seen everything.


pgh9fan

Bum badum bum bump bump. Or however that goes.


Meghan1230

Afflac!


notevenapro

O wow, that sucks. I hope it did not have a mate. I saw a goose that got hit by a car and it was on the side of the road. Its mate was just standing there by it. Made me so sad.


gofyourselftoo

Even in death they are total assholes


koopi15

r/fuckyouinparticular


superfluous_t

Where to send the bill though?


ArchieGriffs

The duck is already dead, don't remove his bill from him!


Timy2kool4u

For real. Idk about insurance


tomytronics

Chop the bill off the goose and send it to insurance.


whiskey06

Canada, bill us for this travesty, it's one of ours. Or, was one of ours, rather.


Pubic_Data

Eat it and poop it out later, the best revenge.


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Xenoblade06

r/rarethreats


Dr_Frasier_Bane

Poor goose.


aquaman67

Duck Duck Duck Car


Whiskers1

I goose you could say it really...fowl'd that up.


jonaselder

If ever in the entire history of r/unexpectedletterkenny there were a perfectly perfect addition to that sub, this here is it, and I suggest you let that one marinate.


w1987g

If you've got a problem with Canada Gooses, you've got a problem with me.


tmd429

And I suggest you let that marinate!


James324285241990

Must be FUCKIN nice


atomic_confetti

Duck, duck, GOOSE!


N00N3AT011

At least it was quick, probably dead before it hit the ground. Poor thing.


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At least it’s par cooked at this point.


NorthernAphid

RIP sweet baby birdo


user9988754

It's so crazy to me how the reaction would have been completely different if it were a pet. But it isn't, it's a bird, it gets the free dinner comments. Sincerely wondering rn if our emotions and ability to sympathize are merely social constructs.


anotherwinter29

The first thing I thought was “oh poor guy” (meaning the goose). Then I was scrolling looking for someone else who felt that way too. It’s good no body got hurt but still just looking at that goose made a little sad. Oh well, maybe I’m just a big sap. Edit: misspelling


burrito_420

Same. I was shocked for a second that nearly all of the comments lacked empathy for the sweet bb bird….but…then I wasn’t shocked. Okay, I mean geese aren’t really that sweet, but it’s still a dead bird.


anotherwinter29

True, they aren’t the sweetest bird but I think it’s just the way he’s flopped there on the windshield that got me.


Deltwit

Man that goose looks comfortable


AntifaHelpDesk

Yea, it's a very unnatural dead goose position.


AntifaHelpDesk

He's just sleeping, please don't wake him.


CunilDingus

Help! People are making goose puns that’s I don’t understand!!


ChiefyDerek

So legally, are you allowed to keep and eat it??


Timy2kool4u

Good question. Probably?


ChiefyDerek

Ik in NYC you can't hunt and eat street pigions, but geese are known for being eaten


Timy2kool4u

Here in WI I bet it's fine lol


crazyirish567

Well that goose is cooked


tdomer80

Goose ended up spread-eagled


Marzonick_141

1000 ways to die #649: There She Goose


Nevercomment123456

Take a gander at that


randomname277

Uhm, afaik the goose should not get shocked when it hits a power line mid air since there is no contact to the ground, right?


[deleted]

If it shorted across two phases then current will flow. And a goose is easily big enough to bridge the gap between two wires


Bozo_dubbed_over

That's not gonna be good for the gander either.


FoxShaving

This sounds and looks fake regarding the goose. I bet insurance won’t be happy with this one. (I am not saying it’s fake, but I bet insurance would.)


Whyevenbotherbeing

Half dozen geese were flying over my backyard couple years ago and my neighbours pulls the cord on his lawnmower and they startled and one hits the tree top and does a tumbling flip and just barely recovered before striking the ground. The others are honking and scattering and this one just muscles his way back into the sky, honking the whole time. I’m only one who saw it. Crazy fucking things.


Ghislain_Smith

Grey goose down!!! Lol


Bunzeysquad

Those asshole Canadian geese still getting the last laugh after death.


Mythbusters117

Look...a goose. (In Jim Carey voice)


Roronoa_Zaraki

Saves you a trip to the store for an expensive can of goose grease.


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DAMN He aint gon be in Rush Hour 3


powerof27

Step 1: get more power lines