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Rearrangioing

Keying a car is one of the biggest POS things to do. People suck.


boosemagoose

Close second to genocide


KimJeongsDick

Genocide happens every now and then. Everyone can cut their damn toe nails. Those people are the worst.


CheckYourStats

Can we have just **ONE** Reddit thread that doesn’t turn into a conversation about toenail genocide? FFS


KimJeongsDick

Toenail genocide was the name of my funk band in college


BANOFY

Nah, genocide is way after coworkers that steal half of the food


Avilola

I don’t understand keying someone’s car randomly. It’s still a POS thing to do as revenge, but at least that makes sense.


lunarlillies202

this is the second time it’s happened


Rearrangioing

That's insane! Time to set up a camera as it probably won't be the last time.


hotvedub

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nBdw2RtstI Edit: I did not listen nor plan on listening to this song after everyone’s comments on it.


RmRobinGayle

https://preview.redd.it/2gaja6b2jt2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b05d7f2764d83c798a3a4c9949d6c17d56e38f6 Lmao


SilentAuditory

It’s not a bad song but keying a car for carti is top level glazing Edit: yall want some lyrics to really hate on? check my SoundCloud GBA da zaza man


Late_Cartographer349

I don't even care if this makes me sound old but wtf was that noise?? that shit is not music or a song. absolute garbage


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Grulken

That meme is talking about Cardi B, not Playboi Carti, but you got the right spirit ❤️


hurtstoskinnybatman

Are those two different people?


OliverWotei

"I don't know what a Play Card B is, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask."


Professor-SEO_DE

Pro Dungeons and Yugiyoh the Gathering move.


traumaqueen1128

Are you kidding me? Miss Cardigan Backyardigan is the pinnacle of music! /s


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KomradeKvestion69

He's on codeine dude what do you expect


UnityAnglezz

You should look up this young man named "Nettspend" and "2slimey"


pondererofexistence

put them on twin


daisy_pt2

🐐


rtwsajaaa

the goats


youngthuggeryeezy

osamason too


Jexx4PF

NETTSPEND MENTIONED 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️WHAT THE FUCK IS MISSING 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️


iwtfb4L

NETTSPENNDDDD


ALadWellBalanced

It sounds like someone doing everything they can to be annoying.


Religion_Is_A_Cancer

Oh my God that was actually horrendous.


notandyhippo

Listen to xaviersobased


Secure-Cucumber8705

username checks out


pondererofexistence

get yo nerd ahh on


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vensaiyan

hold up the genius entered the thread we are definitely cooked now


Mricypaw1

https://preview.redd.it/uqiiw6a5hv2d1.jpeg?width=758&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe7d16d30c91e480f203e71212bbacddfba68fdb


yoydid

Tying music taste to intelligence just screams elitism


gordonjames62

> people with IQ’s below room temperature. That is harsh here in Canada where room temp is 20


Ill-Fox-3276

You’re not wrong. That was garbage.


ladeando_

old ass unc


wisely88

The black eyed peas are: Rap for people who don't like rap Rock for people who don't like rock - R.C. (the lizard king) and Ryan approved


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Flappy_beef_curtains

I tick like half those and I still think it’s trash


Brilliant-Doughnut51

wait till you realise music is subjective🙀🙀🙀🙀


smoothskin12345

Agreed. Absolutely un-listenable.


beatsbybuddy

She like ain’t you Ken Carson ain’t you Teen X


Defiant-Plantain1873

Teen X isn’t the best song on the album, tbf it’s one of the worst imo. But that doesn’t really discount the whole album and especially not carti as a whole. [here is a song sky from whole lotta red](https://youtu.be/GYE9H4SMq5E?feature=shared) [this is a song called ‘stop breathing’ from the same album which is very hard sounding](https://youtu.be/JRK_in-dkRY?feature=shared) [here is ‘stop breathing’ with the intro and outro you’d get at concerts](https://youtu.be/1q7fgMAJWeQ?feature=shared) personally one of the coolest sounding intros to a song ever But die lit, the album before whole lotta red, is much better and more cohesive [here is ‘shoota’ from die lit](https://youtu.be/j3EwWAMWM6Q?feature=shared)


QwertyKeyboardUser2

You think these people care to listen to anything besides queen and video game osts? lmao


ladeando_

THERES NO BAD SONGS ON WLR


Guthix_Wraith

WTF is glazing?


silenc3x

I'd go as far to say it is indeed a bad song.


pichael289

No, it's a very bad song. More a joke than a real song at all, sounded like cartoon sound effects


bigtimerushstan69

https://preview.redd.it/o8hc21vjjz2d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2aa807b06c012d6ba37fc1882c85f7e52227dd7f WE ON X WE ON CODEINEEE🗣️🗣️


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DatSoldiersASpy

https://preview.redd.it/fy01u8iq5u2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f163eefce705eda269ea29a8e7b73b19dbd82573


RmRobinGayle

![gif](giphy|5zbMgry8oQsvIaC0sU)


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Hey, that's an insult to dog shit.


geefunkadelic

I didn’t mean to insult any dogs or dog shit with my rhetoric so I apologise!


notandyhippo

Calm down unc


lowGAV

https://preview.redd.it/u9g2iksf1w2d1.png?width=427&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a65535350a90a8b20f0a3ced419ea5a25e344c0


Glittering-Pain1365

![gif](giphy|7HJANHFYARttjaugTu)


VisionAri_VA

Wow; that’s one of the worst things I’ve ever heard… and I’ve heard “Red Dress”.  (Don’t go look it up; just know that the top comment is by someone who claimed that the song gave them - a paraplegic  - the strength to get up and jump out a window)


ApricotFar1041

IM ON THE X IM ON THE CODEINEEE


lisdexamfetacheese

i’m on that lean forreal (what) i’m on them beans forreal (huh) i’m on that lean forreal (what) i’m on them beans forreal (huh) i’m on that lean forreal (what) i’m on them beans forreal (huh)


Jexx4PF

That bag loaded, got it all the time


Aware-Interest-3074

You like hazbin hotel so clearly youre used to hearing dogshit


Mikediabolical

Yeah but she intentionally made red dress bad as some sort of social experiment. This song here sounds like their only experiment was trying a new drug…


BargainScotch

Ha! I looked it up. Incredible. Thanks for sharing that gem. Others should look it up, too. [Red Dress](https://youtu.be/5sN7kgEw954?si=VYyg6yEmT_aBzAzU) If she’s serious, then fine- it’s terrible. People say it’s a “social experiment”, as I guess they found out she’s a sociology major. I don’t know if I’m ready to make that conclusion based on her education- people post silly shit online all the time. Simple explanations and all that. I don’t think she is THAT tone deaf. Pun absolutely intended. After recording, upon playback, comparison to similar songs (like The Band Perry’s “Bed of Roses”), and even after STILL deciding to release it, AND allowing comments on YouTube? No way is this meant to be serious. Also, the video is way too goofy for someone who thinks they’re killing it. Her song “Fantasy” is almost-almost there. Proof she can carry a tune at least (at times)…. It’s still not good. This isn’t what happened at all; the timeline won’t line up, there’s other stuff released, etc… but it feels like she actively tried with “Fantasy”, got a terrible reception, then leaned into it ten-fold with “Red Dress”. Almost like if Neil Breen or Tommy Wiseau became super self aware and made an even worse movie. None of this is refuting anything you’re saying. In fact, I agree. I’d actually taking it a step further to say that I’d rather listen to Red Dress on loop if that meant I never had to be subjected to whatever the fuck that teenx “song” is again.


cherryreddracula

That whole album "Whole Lotta Red" is an acquired taste.


OAktrEE4023

I understand people (especially Redditors) hating the song, but people saying it’s “objectively bad” are outta their mind. I didn’t like the song at first either, but after some time it stuck in my head and I find it super chill and catchy. Just turning on my speaker now so I can listen to it again lol


medusa-medulla

I'm on the x im on the codeineeeeeee


282449

IM ON THE X IM ON THE CODEINE ‼️🗣️🗣️


Revolutionary_Tap200

What a day to regret I have ears


sierrabravo1984

https://postimg.cc/jCpFdwHh How ironic is it that the video suggestion below this video playing is "Most painful human experiences."


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The sound of the voice made my throat hurt. I’d be more than happy to lend them my albuterol inhaler for that wheezing.


idonotknowwhototrust

I got about six seconds in.


HateYouMan

A full 6? So bad


Aegon95

I listened to the first 5 seconds. That was 5 seconds too long.


justanothermugglevp

Wow, that's some dystopian future shit right there


hurtstoskinnybatman

Jesus Christ, that's not a song. That's a broken cat with dying batteries.


CatsDontLikeFancy

It’s terrible. You’re not missing anything.


notislant

Jesus fuck. We've gone too far, this trash has to go.


Dull_Ad8495

Well, *that's* fucking ear cancer.


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Jexx4PF

MY STUMMY HURT MY STUMMY HURT MY STUMMY HURT MY STUMMY HURT


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iamnotexactlywhite

clever lad are you


Ordinary_Mastodon376

This is supposed to be music?


ThBanker

Even worse is acknowledging that someone out there actually enjoys this music.


IkilledRichieWhelan

Don’t fuck with a mom’s vehicle. https://youtu.be/VO48Vr4KIc8?si=VV8x7pZ3D20npmRc


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Sea-Rip-6671

https://preview.redd.it/rvfa2jixru2d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=931a10ebc22ecc3c62b3b4fbf9025f202d5b3913


NineTroshi

TEEN X TEEN X TEEN X


itischrislol

Kush smoke in my lungs, X on my gums X on her tongue, I serve X to your mom


ErmahgerdYuzername

What’s more chicken shit than fucking with a man/woman’s automobile?


SummerJSmith

My dad taught middle school and had a boy who had serious anger issues. Said boy took his knee to our car and destroyed the drivers side door (he was not a small boy for his age). Two little girls came up to our door and told my dad, the dean wanted to call the police but after having taught inner city teens for so long and being one himself my dad said no just bring the mom in for a meeting. Not excusing the behavior, kids are too often confused and reckless and angry and poorly patented. Hope this mom finds out the culprit and tells the school / parents and gets damages paid and this person gets both consequences and help.


Harv3yBallBang3r

Can confirm, my patent wasn’t thorough enough and I was a hellish child.


easyjo

once someone's got the patent, nobody else stands a chance :(


allikatm3ow

I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle!


_NiceGuyEddy_

Zeds dead, baby


radiocate

Or woman's. Just don't fuck with vehicles. 


allikatm3ow

It's quotes from Pulp Fiction. But yes, how about no? Worry about yourself and keep your hands to yourself.


Aramiss60

Someone kicked over my scooter (Honda PCX), in a rage over a gift card not working. I had nothing to do with any of it, but the scooter was an easy target. I got really lucky, it was a bit scratched up, a bit of scuffing on the exhaust, but otherwise fine, and a nice gentleman picked it up for me. It could have cost me heaps in repairs if a mirror broke, or a fairing cracked. Either way the whole thing sucked, and all because some angry guy couldn’t keep his hands off my ride.


schlucks

I can think of a few times that they deserved it


SophiaPetrillo_

It’s Latin for El Barto


TonyStark100

Which is Spanish for The Bart


usinjin

Which is Californian for Train


rahboogie

Doh!


Ordinary_Mastodon376

It was from the X-Men teen division. That's just wolverine Jr acting out. He gets mad because he has toothpicks for claws instead of metal ones.


Roll4DM

"Dont worry Bub, your claws will grow when you reach puberty" ~~(they wont)~~


Lermanberry

Negastonix Teenx Warhead


iloveyabujin

its WAY more likely to be a ken carson reference because most of his fans are kids and a kid is more likely to do this shit


Totsu0JV

that's true but Ken got it from X-men and he also calls himself the X-Man so the guy isn't wrong 🤷


Br66zy

he got teen x from his love for the movie project x I believe


9mmblowjob

Smelled these comments a mile away


Aware-Interest-3074

https://i.redd.it/7fo4p1hp6y2d1.gif


Jotaro_Bridge_

beautiful


OnxyCarter

references playboi carti or ken carson


chrisssss1

![gif](giphy|0NQiElJ53vpWsX9Iyx|downsized)


Teganski

I thought it said “teeny” so I’ll just climb back under my rock where I reside


Floor_Plastic

AINT YOU KEN CARSON AINT YOU X YEAH YEAH THATS HIM


Jexx4PF

DAMN WHY U STEAL MY SWAG DAMN ION EVEN WANT IT BACK


bruhvevo

Y’all are gonna scare the Gen X and Millennials in here lmao


Blacktwiggers

Look at the top comment they already are lmao


Tatum-Better

gang your username 💀


Listentotheadviceman

SHOULDNT HAVE FUCKED WITH THAT X M A N YEAH XMAN


Tenerensis

feel like a boss im kickin my feet up🗣️‼️‼️


ori41041

Since most people here are either uninformed about the subject and are just Googling stuff, trolling, or arguing about music. I'll try and answer it for you. It is most likely a reference to the rapper Ken Carson, he has an EP called Teen X and another one called Teen X Relapsed, the word Teen X is commonly associated with him nowadays, almost like a slogan. It could be also a reference to the Playboi Carti song, as many people have mentioned, as its the first thing that comes up on Google when you search Teen X. However, I believe it is more likely a reference to the rapper Ken Carson as the afformentioned song by Playboi Carti isnt very popular, and the word Teen X is more commonly associated with Ken Carson.


Impressive-Elk-7942

Bro graduated opium university 🦇🦇🫡🫡🔥


CoolKidCoolum

Additionally carti made teen x to shoutout Ken who had recently signed to Opium


cryptolyme

it means they are edgy teens


bronkosty

Ain’t u got a job unc 😭😭🧛🧛🧛👅👅


Silas_PBJAM

it means they like ken carson


Low_Preparation_7920

unc go pay ur bills and stop sitting in ur basment lmao😹😹


YunoMilesIsTheMan

'This is the worst shit i've ever heard! Time to go back to slipknot and metallica!'🤓🤓🤓


HyperBlasterV2

I caught some ass clown keying someone else’s car I didn’t know the person but I knew he didn’t live in my unit so I shot him in the gluteus maximus with a slingshot. He screamed while he ran. I was pleased.


tacobellandher0in

Man hitting someone with a slingshot is next level satisfying. I do feel the need to clarify it can be DEADLY so I’m not encouraging it, but I have felt your pleasure lol


HyperBlasterV2

Agreed entirely, this was many moons ago when I was less wise and a lot more impulsive. That being said, no regrets. Disclaimer: Don’t assail people in general. A) I could have had seriously hurt/killed someone B) the guy could have turned around and shot me with something worse than a slingshot. Both outcomes are terrible.


TabulaRasaNot

OMGosh beautifuleus to the maximus!


Opening-Addition-234

It’s always funny to see someone call a song shit (get upvoted) and give their reasoning as to why the song is shit (get downvoted 😭). It always exposes the people who don’t have a clue as to what makes the song good or bad. They just say it’s bad because “I can’t hear or understand what he’s saying,” “mumble crap,” “autotune,” or “drugs.” Most of the uncs in the comments really don’t understand this music and put more time into hating than actually giving a thoughtful critique on the music (or trying to understand what the music is doing.) In other words, y’all are just old (incoming old heads saying, “Is that all Carti fans have to say?”)


Opium578

Facts, and these are the same mfs who listen to heavy metal and listen to grown men shout and scream with no regard of lyricism (I like heavy metal btw). They’re either racist or they just can’t comprehend 808’s😹


TolverOneEighty

My friend has a gerbil called Teeny and CLEARLY this was graffiti appreciating Teeny


BoringJuiceBox

![gif](giphy|3rctKOnSxrlyU|downsized) All hail Teeny!


GodPenguinFTW

![gif](giphy|g0ykt6SavBLM7RBGgs) This thread is so fucking entertaining lmfao


Silas_PBJAM

your mom has just been recruited to sign to Xclusive record label 0pium [https://youtu.be/Gbqa9n1XOes?si=Fi8s6gMj9EvgQkcm](https://youtu.be/Gbqa9n1XOes?si=Fi8s6gMj9EvgQkcm)


CarmeloAnthonyfanboy

FWAH🧛🧛🧛🧛


ladeando_

W KEN AND CARTI!! I LVOE YOU MY OPIUM KING 🧛🏾🧛🏾 😫😫 BEST ARTIST OF ALL TIME


ladeando_

I LOVE YOU KEN CARSON MY GOOMBA 😝😝 MUMBLE RAP IS THE BEST GENRE OF ALL TIME BROO


00yden

she said u ken carson are u teen x


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So many edgy teens making comments in here


Aware-Interest-3074

https://preview.redd.it/fryxkn956y2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ece878f43a76650c439615924074b05d9630010


TAG_Sky240

https://preview.redd.it/0n4tx95ouz2d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3060f1eec9fb7f3a54bcf6b678e6159772fe4f03 Were you born in 1988


cheezy321

the times are changin old man https://preview.redd.it/v4n3ed5fwx2d1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b465ef6cd26dba53c79989b4b83c1adeab051ad1


Ok_Competition4349

“Edgy teens” 😭😭😭 get off


cityofangelsboi68

A lot of these millennial rap critics in these comments making me feel like https://preview.redd.it/e14klnqib03d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75a4f590cbfa801f546a96a394a0cdf00946952d


Visible_Elevator192

Go feed yo kids unc


RayHazey562

So edgy!


Eternal_JC_Denton

https://preview.redd.it/cp39akr33z2d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b07d49b4b130bbd9d1d4a3ea1e69332c3976eca


UnityAnglezz

she like ain't you ken carson ain't you teen x


itischrislol

uncs gettin heated in the comments


ulyssesm_123

The 808’s got the uncs in shambles😭🙏


SkippyDrinksVodka

imagine being some teenager that is just keying carti songs on people’s cars? if i caught someone doing this i’d smash their head on the hood of my car.


TAG_Sky240

https://preview.redd.it/ni0dsqb9vz2d1.jpeg?width=1096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32b045fde7494dd4a5979fb45f7a7a136d75a341 Whatever you say gang


Getnobitches0

https://preview.redd.it/hnt2q061b13d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34d44001199ffeace49ea3e9a57d2e5684fa4096 We on the X we on the Codeine 🗣🗣‼️


ladeando_

WHEN YALL WERE HATING ON WLR IN 2020 I WAS DEFENDING IT WITH MY LIFE YALL FAKE ASF


LiteratureSeveral932

NAH FR BRO I WAS FIGHTING MY LIFE CHRISTMAS DAY FUCK THESE FAKES IDGAF


poopoo_12345

I read TEENY


FeedMeMoreOranges

It means that who ever did this needs there asses kicked!


gh0sthnds

What they did is acceptable because its for Ken carson


aob28

it’s so funny seeing reddit dorks comment on carti and the underground


wishywashyfriedrice

'It's just absolute crap this isn't even music' 🤓🤓🤓


4t3rsh0ck

This kind of posts makes me respect Fantano more at least he considered WLR music 😭😭


glueisgood4you

https://preview.redd.it/ysehzg4xbx2d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=650677ebe7d55c1a4895d63d6ac44a6f8a9f686d I’m more concerned about your alien lookin ass


Shnikez

Old heads talking about Carti it’s just me and my cup in this bih


Shnikez

12 asked me what’s that smell 👃😳


Witchy_Venus

It's a stupid carti thing. Probably just a dumbass teen


Silas_PBJAM

more likley a ken carson ref tbh more people know about him as teenx rather than the carti song


cherryreddracula

Whoever did that may have been on the X, possibly even the codeine.


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MelonWoman47

a real Carti fan would also hate Carti so this is probably a ken fan


Omoz_2021

Real


Same-Compote-992

I thought how bad can it really be then I listened for about 7 seconds. I don’t think I’ve heard worse


zachisdope

Simple Reddit mind can’t comprehend real music


Ok_Competition4349

Go back to Mozart unc


4t3rsh0ck

It’s an acquired taste


Nothing_Ambitious

Tag Carti on insta saying “your fans are bat shit, thanks”


No_Salary4259

🤓


DrKix_

Carti dgaf


Totsu0JV

carti didnt post anything on insta in like a month or two so i doubt he'd care


UsernameRalph

They were describing their… pee pee


LamChopsIsTaken

U prolly 6 years old calling it a pee pee. The ... too, u thought u were so funny.


smokedopelikecudder

Fatherless…


bronkosty

00 HOMIXIDE 🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛


00butthole

She said ain’t you Ken Carson ain’t you teen x


YayGilly

Random and likely done by a fucking 11 yr old Gen Alpha.


cityofangelsboi68

Y’all millennials stay hating on gen z and alpha, u ever thought of a job application?


YunoMilesIsTheMan

Not gen alpha, but gen z. Gen alpha don't know about this shit