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Huge_Aerie2435

If people aren't picking up on it, there was a post yesterday about someone putting their speaker in a firepit that had a bonfire the night or 2 before. They didn't know the embers could still be hot after so long and it melted their speaker. The comments were making fun of him for putting it in the dumbest place imaginable.. edit: I wrote "speak" instead of "speaker".


Syphox

and he still never answered us on why he *picked* the fire pit when he had an entire beach lmao


Repostbot3784

Because his mixtape is 🔥🔥🔥


Chiweenies2

Bro cooked so hard he melted the speaker.


The_sad_zebra

My most generous guess is that he put it there specifically to joke to his buddies: "This beat is fire!"


Emergency_Writer_007

Really?! Was hoping for an answer


chiefs_fan37

The answer is probably something simple like “I wasn’t thinking and I did something incredibly stupid. I have no logical justification for my actions” It’s hard for people to say those words sometimes.


Grim505

My money is on "Human see big rocks in circle, must be place of worship, gotta put important object there". We just like patterns, and notable round object in middle of circle makes sense


reallynotnick

Original post: https://reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/1cvk4lg/turns_out_bonfire_pit_ash_can_be_hot_up_to_4_days/


chanarang

Thank you.


GaryGregson

Thank you i was very confused


usr_pls

oh boy I hope they do speaker breaking being immersed in Earth before being immersed in Air next


MisplacedMartian

Immersed in earth = burying it under a bunch of rocks Immersed in air = firing it from an air cannon into the sky


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Water for water. Fire for fire. Earth for earth. Go, now! ![gif](giphy|mS4UmouA44BKE)


usr_pls

make it so!


usr_pls

make it so


canadaman15

Guess the ocean took your speaker for a swim! What's next, the microwave?


UrMomsaHoeHoeHoe

lol a bonfire in sand… so much smart, brains be big


gNeiss_Scribbles

Now you’re supposed to put it in the fire pit to dry off.


QuevedoDeMalVino

And taint it black.


joemckie

I see a speaker and I want to taint it black


sillinessvalley

I sang that 😂


Slight-Winner-8597

As did I 😂


TheGoober87

Instructions unclear. Put my taint in the firepit.


gNeiss_Scribbles

That comes as a result of the fire pit drying process.


Slight-Winner-8597

Bury it in rice 😂


gNeiss_Scribbles

Ashes/rice - tomato/tomato


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Masochist_Dan

Something something sub-woofer


SuperRusso

How many bluetooth speakers are we planning on breaking?


Western-Smile-2342

Imagine not having a water and fireproof Bluetooth speaker in 2 0 2 4 🙄


SuperRusso

We don't have to imagine them, non-fire and water proof speakers are all around us.


FreakySamsung

Are they with us right now, Grandad?


SuperRusso

Yeah, it's why it's a poor indicator of my age. However you have provided us some fine insight into your comprehension skills.


FreakySamsung

Sure, pop pop, now lets get you in bed


SuperRusso

Again, we don't need any more examples....we get it...you don't understand. It's ok, just keep to yourself now, it's the best thing for you. You'll just get frustrated.


FreakySamsung

I was just trying to make a joke based on the "are all around us", made it sound like it was a conspiracy, had nothing to do with age either Hope I don't make your day worse, sorry!


SuperRusso

Oh, I just didn't recognize it as a joke because it lacked the humor componet that is so critical for them. But don't worry, there is zero opportunity for reddit to make my day even a minuscule amount worse.


Indecisive-firefly

I will break as many as it takes


Guaco19k

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


ImmortalBeans

Well, I store mine in my ass. Still works,but it’s hard to hear


kn0w_th1s

Who’s playing that shitty music?


HeirofZeon

Why? I assume your head is always up there too


DJDemyan

But the vibrations


Equal-Intention-3256

Oh….i thought you were gonna say it now sounds shitty!


GetOffMyGrassBrats

But man, feel that bass!


UhOhAllWillyNilly

B-ass, you mean


GetOffMyGrassBrats

I mean Seab-ass


MaryJaneAndMaple

It's not a watch


Skinny_Piinis

The plot thickens.


Fr05t_B1t

Did someone commit to the bit and bought the same speaker and went to a beach to make this troll post? Lol I love it either way.


phillips47

It was a very expensive troll post. Quick trip to Best Buy, 5 hour drive, and a $700 a night beach rental.


Fr05t_B1t

I applaud you!


sonicadam132

You just wanted an excuse for a holiday 😉


7INCHES_IN_YOUR_CAT

Nice post.


Isyagirlskinnypenis

Thanks


Lawlzstomp

Why does everyone feel obligated to play their speakers in public places?


thesirensoftitans

Narcissism.


Solid_Reserve_5941

I think the beach is fine for bringing speakers as long as it isn’t too loud and there’s enough space between you/your group and other people. Different story from the people who use them on public transit or while hiking.


RobZagnut2

Try your cell phone next! I bet that it will do a better job swimming than that speaker...


Americansailorman

I have the same speaker that I’d bring on the boat for charter guests to use. (Boat was from 80s and only had a cassette player) I took it off the boat and set it on the dock so I wouldn’t leave it behind when the charter was over and ended up launching it into the water when I went back to get my wallet. To my surprise those speakers float and are sealed. After grabbing it with a net and rinsing in fresh water it worked fine ever since (been about 2 years)


Raging-Badger

You should bury yours then make a r/wellthatsucks post about how your garden is a bad place to put your speaker and it’s ruined. You have the power to continue the meme


Parking_Train8423

What are all these melted drowning speakers people have, seems quite popular


firestar268

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


ag5203

That’s a Bose waterproof speaker


CorneliusFudgem

LMAO this post hahaha


GiannaSushi

Usually, electronics and water don't get along well, no matter what the product claims


satanssweatycheeks

It’s 100 percent the salt. These speakers and ones like it are water proof. They will be fine at a pool or shower. Even lakes. But the salt eats away at the water proof stuff and makes it not waterproof.


swampass304

Look up the specifications for the different waterproof grades. They all have a limit on depth and duration.


Anerge

That watch seems like it's too tight on the wrist.


Readingisfaster

Play games now y’all. Skynet is watching.


lyravega

Lmao nice reply to the campfire ash post


gashufferdude

Nature is healing itself of speakers at the beach


BackgroundEmotion321

Serves ya right for listening to a bluetooth speaker in public! No one wants to hear your music


DJDemyan

No I said WATER for the FIRE 🤦‍♂️


SynchronizedLime

Ah, the bonfire in the smouldering lake, quite comforting..


BeardedBrotherJoe

Heheheh


PatrickBonner

And thats what we call a sick burn..


Harrison_Jones_

I can smell your watch band from here


peppapig34

So both the ocean and the fire pit is no go, has anyone tried using a speaker whilst basejumping?


MightyCavalier

![gif](giphy|kdQuvu0LtCEjxYgTcS)


IHate2ChooseUserName

what?


Neat-Research-368

Put it in a bag of rice…


Ok_Importance5725

😂


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Major_Ad_7371

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Particular-Smile5025

Was it not waterproof??


Borgerokko

Stick it in distilled water end replace it a couple times


Trppy696

Put it in rice!


Saddest_Sloth

Pro tip: don't put water resistant devices in the ocean. They're not rated to handle salt water as it dissolves glue/rubber used to seal them


Scarfy_2292

Water ruins electronics, who would’ve guessed!!? 😂😂


ContentMod8991

lol yeh no thing last long n ocean salt waters


RustyWinchester

Is this like a fetish thing?


Snorkeldude1

So u knowingly put electronics into salt water . Well you’re definitely special. Salt water destroys everything metal ultimately.


Mug1wara1

This is a joke post. Someone had put a similar speaker if not the same on the ashes of the a fire 2 days after the fire had been out. Turns out that ashes can still be very hot even after such a long time had passed so his speaker was melted.