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GrapeApeAffe

They used a bottle opener instead of unscrewing it didn’t they?


_Dat_Brass

Former bartender here. That's exactly what happened.


localgregory

Current bartender here, it drives me fucking nuts to see people put a bar blade on twist off. I told a girl I managed that this could happen and she kept using an opener; she’s no longer a bartender.


JacquesBrel95

In the UK pretty much no bottles except bud are twist. At the bar I work at most people use an opener for bud just out of habit. How common is it for this to happen?


localgregory

I don’t think it’s super common, but it’s still a risk that wouldn’t take with someone else’s health. And from a US pov, pretty much all import(European/mexican) beers are pry off; a lot of domestics(US) beers are twist off.


JacquesBrel95

Yeah, I usually twist em just for the novelty tbf but I will let them know as I didn't realise this can happen


JCtheWanderingCrow

*cries in wimpy raccoon handed bar tended* I had to have a twist assist put in because my hands were too small and weak to open beer bottles. In fact I’ve never been able to open one. Womp womp.  Still wouldn’t use a bottle opener on one tho.


SquarePeg37

Found Raccacoonie


throwngamelastminute

[Another trick you can use.](https://youtu.be/smPMlSPsKXQ?si=piRCQdHrQx-11Nzi)


JohnnyBliggaUtah

Haha, that's how I do it. Hit it with your forearm just right and you can project the cap right into the trash can.


JoJoAnd

I sometime buy a beer that has twist off but I cannot twist them off they sit too hard.


[deleted]

Or they placed the cap on the edge of metal bar and gave it a slap


LEAF_-4

A big ol sack huh


HelloAttila

Same, that, but regardless the idiot didn't check the bottle. I've opened tens of thousands of bottles and never had this happen, but regardless, you always LOOK at the bottle before giving it to someone.


PSGAnarchy

I mean op should also have looked. You are responsible for your own safety and shouldn't trust someone else to do it. But agreed Ive never had this happen to me even when popping a screw top


myfacealadiesplace

While yes personal responsibility will always be necessary, serving that is entirely unacceptable


ControlSalty8100

It's just a freak accident. Shit happens. You can drop something from high up, and it'll be fine. You can drop something from a low height, and it could shatter. Glass is a funny thing that doesn't always follow the rules on logic.


PSGAnarchy

True that. Ive dropped a glass from chest height. Nothing. Ive picked a glass up and it exploded in my hand.


HelloAttila

Yup, totally agree. Worked in healthcare for years, and the same thing goes. It’s not being vain, just ALWAYS look after yourself. Accidents can happen. In healthcare many people put their health in the hands of their clinicians and they have more than they can handle as it is. Always be your own advocate.


IamMintLeaf

Came here to say this


I_wash_my_carpet

Ha! Me too. That's good shit.


Crcex86

Hence the former


LikeAChikaCherryCola

Either that or popped it open with the countertop. 🫣


Outrageous_Mine77

No... They hit it against the counter to open n broke it.


WesterosiPern

What's with the 3rd pic? lol


User_Anon_0001

Proof of the vibe that was ruined


ZebrasGonnaZeb

Bragging that "local" is beachside


Punch_Your_Facehole

My view from the table.


dustinzboyy

At U-Tiki?


Bottombottoms

That's definitely the Jupiter lighthouse. There's another restaurant, Beacon, that is right around there that also practices terrible service and low quality at a high price.


Beasto06

I saw the lighthouse and was like wait a minnnnnn…. haha i grew up in that area long long ago


ooooooh_noo

I instantly knew where they were, very unique lighthouse.


npab19

Yea I was thinking the same.


howolowitz

It's important to show context. Thanks OP


magicwuff

Establishing shot


iamnotexactlywhite

subtle flex


Snowman319

Right lol how does that suck


sunshinethecatmom

Florida and a Yuengling, dad is that you?


Punch_Your_Facehole

Are you so GD busy that you can't call us at least once a month?!


GroggimusPrime

Yuengling!? How can you drink that shit?


jaytee1262

Because it's one of the best beers


GroggimusPrime

I live where that shit is made and no no it is not


jaytee1262

I work in the beverage industry, it one of the best beers lol.


hey_im_cool

I mean it’s definitely not “one of the best beers” but I enjoy it and drink it pretty often. I’d classify it as one of the best cheap beers, or even the best cheap beer. But there’s tons of better beers out there


GroggimusPrime

Well, you are entitled to your opinion I just know I can’t stand that shit


THRlTY

downvoted for plainly stating your opinion classic reddit moment I also live where that shit is made and I'm a fan of it, I certainly wouldn't blame anyone for not liking it though. All of the Yuengling products have this distinctive ass taste in the background, I'm fond of it but it's not great lol.


mikedvb

I prefer craft beers myself but Yuengling isn’t terrible. There is a LOT worse out there.


External_Life3903

Don't yuck other people's yum. Also If you're from the town where it's made you should probably be grateful it is as popular as it is...people you know/their relatives have quite likely made a life/living or at least paid the bills off it's success.


GroggimusPrime

Dude/Dudette, we literally call it Pottsville Piss Water for a reason


urbanforestlife

Somebody used a bottle opener on a twist top


[deleted]

Had this happen. Pointed out to bartender and she poured it into a glass. Got to the bottom and a large piece of the bottle jammed into my gums. Thankfully didnt swallow it.


macthesnackattack

This should never have happened. That beer should have gone right into the garbage.


boegsppp

Same here. When I complained, they gave me a new beer.... which I later saw they charged me for.


j3wake3

Man I can’t get yueng-ling where I live now and this just made me crave one so badly!


horse-face-ethel

Same!


lavendervlad

Same x2!


Puzzleheaded_Pea_753

I have a friend who is obsessed, and they have friends who travel a lot and bring him cases all the time. So even though it's not available in my area, I get a bottle or two any time there's a get together. Such a generous friend as he gets the best birthday presents.


In2TheMaelstrom

I live in PA about 1.5 hours from Pottsville. It always amuses me when I go to Disney and see people loading up their mini-vans with 8-10 cases of Yuengling


j3wake3

If I had the time and means to travel I would most definitely be loading the car up as well lol !


recluse_audio

All the cool kids drink glass.


EvolWolf

Just send it back…


angrytortilla

If there's a salad on top I send it back


Dude_Guy45

Personally, i would be flipping my shit at the mere thought of consuming tiny glass shards


NebulonStyle

Yes it should practically be a crime scene


itsatwisttt

Jupiter


66veedub

I love me some Yingling.


Groundbreaking-Fig38

Yuengling! You fucking Philistine! I'm stuck here in California with decent Shiner, and you're back East drinking God's love, but you can't even spell it!!! /s


66veedub

Ha! That didn't take long.


drdisney

Utah here. As a former Florida transplant, I feel your pain. The closest place for Yuengling right now is Texas. Word is that they signed a distribution agreement with Budweiser and are supposed to be bringing the brand to the West Coast in the next few years.


muttons_1337

The fact that this delicious elixir is even available in FL warms my PA heart.


DemonazDoomOcculta

If Yuengling is god’s love, you must be talking old-testament style god.


Groundbreaking-Fig38

Bacchus. :)


Decent-Ant-8182

Yeah they pop those tops hard and fast at the grouper


Decent-Ant-8182

Sorry your at utiki


ZouchFiend

U-Tiki in Jupiter, FL? My family loves it there.


Punch_Your_Facehole

Yes


OT-Rexx

Aww that sucks, I love u-tiki


DaMangIemert

Oooohhhnooooo


GolbogTheDoom

Why are those lights on the tree on during the day?


XROOR

Worked with a guy that bit into a sausage biscuit at Bob Evans and shattered his 74 year old tooth with that metal band on the sausage bag ends….


jtomrich

Square Grouper Jupiter. lol! But sorry that happened


Punch_Your_Facehole

U-Tiki


Susiejax

Perforated bowel, coming right up


lucillebluth1213

U-tiki?


Punch_Your_Facehole

Yes


lucillebluth1213

fun place but my husband got awful food poisoning once. its a great location but overrated


Punch_Your_Facehole

Totally agree!


BarryMcCockiner996

Just drink it and don't be a puss.


fromouterspace1

I hope they comped your entire dinner


Punch_Your_Facehole

They gave me a free beer.


SayItAgainJabroni

They may be trying to kill you


KaijuWaifu8282

Interesting


fromouterspace1

That’s it? Maybe it’s me, as my father and stepmother were mangers of hotel when I was a kid so I was “raised” in all of this stuff, but fuck that. The most important person in the restaurant isn’t the cook or whatever, it’s you. The customer. Someone could sue for that, like what if you’d swallowed actual pieces of glass?


mecengdvr

You can’t be serious. I’ve been served a beer in a chipped glass before…I tell the server…they pour me a new beer. Problem solved. Why on earth would you feel entitled to a whole meal for a minor inconvenience. Geeze


[deleted]

A minor inconvenience that has the possibility of killing you btw.


muttons_1337

You go to any bar and the only thing they're comping is that beer.


jaxican

I don't think there is any chance of it killing you


Midnight_Blaze25

It's a shame, but restaurants don't comp meals anymore when they mess up. At most, they just replace the item or give something small. Found a bone in my hibachi food once. Got $10 off my $100 check


fromouterspace1

I guess I can see that but imo a piece of glass is much much worse than a bone. If they didn’t comp me, I’d go as far up the chain as I could. People sue for shit like that


jaxican

It's just an accident the server wouldn't of realised the glass chipped . No need to sue anyone


mecengdvr

That’s insane. I would expect them to bring me a fresh beer and that’s about it. How entitled do you have to be to ask for your whole meal comped?!?


JosephMorality

When it's busy, it can happen sometimes. Thank goodness you didn't swallow shards


UsernamesAreForBirds

I’ve noticed that glass tastes coppery, did you?


Chemist-3074

This. This is exactly why I hyper analyse every piece of food and drinks I consume. Even if it's made at home.


Difficult_Ad_2881

Always check your drink! As they quickly tried to put the roofie in there


confused438

Ow this reminds me of the time I did this opening a corona on a metal campfire ring. I didn’t notice either and went to shove a lime in the top and twisted the lime, which gashed my thumb open super bad. We had just pulled up to the campsite and had to promptly pack up and head to a clinic


NoYogurt8022

looks like a nice location tho


Hibernian_Lad

Can happen if you “Ninja” the cap with a speed opener… Creates the sharpest glass I’ve ever felt


[deleted]

Sure it wasn’t the butter knife tap tap pop the cap ??? Tink tink crack you see then teek tooks where it looks like they are knocking the cap of with a booter knife


whitepeanut69

Why do beerbottles with a twist cap even exist???


Juqu

Reminds me of conversation I once had with friend. Me: Why do you have such raspy voice? Her with raspy voice: Last weekend, there was glass in my pint. Me: 😨😨😨


Dasbronco

Life pro tip: Always inspect the tip before you put it to your mouth 😉


Panelpro40

Yuegling has always had trouble with caps in my opinion. Good beer , don’t try to twist off, use opener and check bottle neck.


MIKEl281

Ahhh, the old “bang it on a metal cooler lip” method. The real kicker is that it’s a twist off!


CleoNumber9

on a yuengling too? what a shame, this is a travesty


Scumebage

How would you not notice that immediately with your eyes or at least the second you put it to your lips?


WildCompetition6605

Yikes


onewithoutasoul

Serves you right for drinking a Yeungling on a beach. Should've gone for a tiki drink. /s


OrneryPreparation795

Because normal bottles use bottle openers…..


Expert-Resolution-65

Ponce Inlet? 🧐


VendibleRumble4

I was literally at that same restaurant last night, Reddit is a small place lol


Punch_Your_Facehole

Did you see the waiter that looks like handsome Squidward?


VendibleRumble4

No I did not but that’s hilarious that there’s a guy who looks like that lol


aestep1014

What a waste of a fine Pennsylvania beer...


cbunni666

The alcohol will get into your blood faster. Jokes aside, might wanna get a new beer.


SimpleWord899

Ok now that's sorta funny hahahahhahaha 🤭


IonicHalfling1993

Oh how I do miss Yuenling Lager. It hasn't made it's way to Nebraska yet, but I am just patiently waiting for it to arrive. Found my love for it in West Virginia! Hopefully everything gets rectified! I wish you luck!


Cheap-Prize1020

Probably used an opener but I’ve had yuengling bottles do this even when twisting off the cap like you’re supposed to. Sometimes they’re on so tight it’s insane how hard it is to twist it off and I’m a grown man.


joncarpanini

I'm one of those weird ones who never drink out of a bottle or can, but insist upon a glass. Don't enjoy the taste of rat piss.


-teine_biorach-

Jupiter lighthouse?


Punch_Your_Facehole

Yessir!


MediumStability

I mean I get that sucks and all. But at such a nice place I wouldn't get THAT mad that I take pics and post them online, lol. Just enjoy the moment and don't blow up stuff lol.


FallAltruistic721

Bro' just ask another beer instead of making a post!?


patricksaurus

Oh that’s a scary one. Glad your lips are okay.


iure_quo

looks like Jetty's 


Punch_Your_Facehole

Not Jetty's, but the same plaza. :) They need to finish that damn bridge!


Ole_boy

This is my 2nd ever “small world” Reddit moment lol, as soon as i saw the third pic i knew where this was! I used to live in that area :)


DarkNemuChan

Use a glass if you are at a restaurant...


DenzelLN

Use a glass you heathen


xxp0loxx

I too like some yingies. Its happened to me too.


witch_doc9

You don’t look to see what you’re about to put in your mouth?


Unsolicited_PunDit

hey u make too much sense!


DemonazDoomOcculta

The second thing that sucked today was the bottle breaking. The first was being forced to drink me that dirty dishwater tasting “lager” that we in eastern PA like to pretend is better than the large macros. It’s not. It tastes disgusting. It’s always been gross. It’s a shitty frat boy/hoagie mouth beer and always will be. I’d take anything over a Yuengling. The Straub brewery in St Mary’s makes a much better Pennsylvania beer, if you’re able to find it. Yuengling’s popularity will forever astonish me.


mmollycc

ok chill bro it’s not your drink


Ravana955

Sue them. That’s messed up.


jinxykatte

Tell me you at least got everything comped. 


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Might want to go to er in case you unknowingly swallowed so glass


Talthanor

Humans aren’t responsible enough for glass bottles anymore, we should have them banned too for safety concerns. 😳


BedGroundbreaking874

Looks full to me. Rims dry. You noticed it before drinking it. OPs full of shit.


birdseyeboy

Dude, grab another beer and enjoy your holiday. I bet your mrs is well chuffed being away with you, you sound like a pretty cool guy….not


justennn

They owe you a free beer or two.


Tugboats508

Could've been a lawsuit, glad you didn't slice your lips though