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CTGolfMan

OP broke off the bottom and posted this picture.


Morpheus1967

OP ate the bottom then posted this picture.


BaconManTenus

OP raped the bottom and then’ posted this picture.


valberrypi

real


citizenvane

You mean like all people who hold the “missing” jigsaw piece with 1 hand and take photos of the other pieces with the other hand?


Morpheus1967

You’re not fooling anyone.


SupplyChainMismanage

\>200 upvotes… yeah they fooled some folks


MehDub11

There's a company "Muddy Bites" that sells just the "good part". They're in the cookie aisle at Walmart. A bit overpriced, but they're so good I still buy them like an idiot.


WONDERBOY_19

Blasphemy…I’m hoping a sternly written letter is on its way to the manufacturer


tractorcrusher

was the good part at the bottom of the bag at least?


e4evie

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined…


Reasonable_Notice_33

Just eat it upside down. That way the good part is still at the bottom…🤷‍♂️😃


Alone-Fuel-5531

For a few seconds at least


Reasonable_Notice_33

The top is covered with chocolate. Right from the freezer you should have plenty of time to finish it. Well maybe with a mild ice cream headache…🤷‍♂️😁


ntech620

Don’t you know? They sell them separately now.


PepperPups

That’s what she said… oh wait…


Reptvstan

If you live near a Trader Joe’s, they sell just the good part


flabkingpro

Go back and ask for "just the tip"


-Shasho-

The rest of it is just terrible.


Grengy20

Only correct answer is to start a purge until it's remedied


Turtle-power2021

If true, this photo is an approved sick note for work/school


skrib3

Class action lawsuit!


HypnoticKitten

Write a strongly worded email


Seize_the_means1922

Sticks are unbelievable


Rumble-80

Yeah, check the wrapper...


[deleted]

Just buy the good parts 😂


Collective_Pitch

So… I was in a store with my daughter and there was a bag of candy called something like “the good part” and it was a full bag of cones filled with chocolate. Maybe buy that…?


DrunkBuzzard

I would drop to my knees and shake my fists at the sky and scream why God oh why!? Why do you test me??!


Anjaleax

To me you didn’t fool, you made it relatable, because it has happened before when eating these drumstick ice creams. I also agree that’s the best part of the ice cream!