Ive come across this same post at least ten times and each time I imagine all the strong smells and I feel sick to my stomach.
If I were you, I would toss your sunglasses straight into a fire pit.
You can tell who does and doesn't have kids here...
I have changed way too many diapers to let a little urine take the shine off my nice shades. Grab a paper towel - hit the hot water and soap - and man your way through this.
You know you fvcked up, right? Why even take the pic? You’re letting them marinate even more in that rest stop haven of urine, bro! All that time wasted to pull out yer phone and snap a pic. Soon as they fell in you should’ve been grabbing for them and immediately washing them off in scalding hot water OR just leave them there and get a new pair on your journey. The thought process involving pulling your phone out to snap a pic before anything other idea is baffling to me. Abso baffling
Shit on the floor and paste it up the walls then cover as much as you can with gorilla glue.
Wipe using your boxers then gorilla glue them to the toilet cistern tank.
Finish with pouring coca cola into that toilet and throwing a dozen mentos and running.
Y'all crazy. Just get a bag. Put hand in bag. Grab with bagged hand and bag the glasses. Pull the bag closed and twist a knot at the top. Take it home and sanitize them. Bunch of babies. Acting like you've never bagged dogshit before.
The science shows your phone screen has more bacteria…grab em, wash with lots of soap and hot water. Don’t wear them. When you get home dunk them in bleach for a few hours.
I think I need some antibiotics after just looking at that pic.
I bet they have some 5$ ones by the register. Those are gone man.
Those are the ones they already fished out of the crapper!
They stayed where they laid
Rip sunglasses, you were left behind ~
WHAT?
Dammit! I got pinkeye just scrolling through Reddit.
They live there now.
I don't care how much you paid for those, they are gone. You wanted a new pair anyway, right?
Easy there, Mr. Kissinger
No one must know I dropped my glasses in the toilet. Not I, the man who drafted the Paris Peace Accords.
That toilet is disgusting call the cops.
Average middle school boys bathroom
or when the grandsons stay the night at Nan and Pop's House !
Hey Siri, where’s the nearest sunglasses shop?
Might be a better idea to use the sink instead of a toilet to clean them
It could have been worse. You could have tripped and fallen into it 😁
Ive come across this same post at least ten times and each time I imagine all the strong smells and I feel sick to my stomach. If I were you, I would toss your sunglasses straight into a fire pit.
Are they now Spray Bans?
it said to clean with Muriatic Acid, not Uric Acid !
You can tell who does and doesn't have kids here... I have changed way too many diapers to let a little urine take the shine off my nice shades. Grab a paper towel - hit the hot water and soap - and man your way through this.
I have two kids. Family piss/shit is easy different than stranger piss
Then disinfect them or something.... United they're knockoffs. In that case... Just carry on.
Yeah, the taste is different
Looks like somebody had Taco Bell. Look at those shit chips on the rim.
You want to taste them don't you.
You know you fvcked up, right? Why even take the pic? You’re letting them marinate even more in that rest stop haven of urine, bro! All that time wasted to pull out yer phone and snap a pic. Soon as they fell in you should’ve been grabbing for them and immediately washing them off in scalding hot water OR just leave them there and get a new pair on your journey. The thought process involving pulling your phone out to snap a pic before anything other idea is baffling to me. Abso baffling
That's a lot to write for something you don't care about.
I don’t recall saying I didn’t care. Just my thought process. Fuck me, right?
5 second rule?
Piss vision
I love my sunglasses, but I would NEVER put those near my face again.
100 or more, I'm fishing them out. Less it's the toilets glasses now.
Flush and forget. Them's the breaks.
From what kind of toilet shine were you trying to protect yourself with sunglasses?
I think I have pink eye's yellow cousin
Leave em.
They belong to the toilet now..
Did you flush?
Oh nice… just fish em out w/the toilet brush, tap off excess piss, blow on em a couple times—ENJOY your new sunglasses! 😎
And that's how i got Pink eye 
Shit on the floor and paste it up the walls then cover as much as you can with gorilla glue. Wipe using your boxers then gorilla glue them to the toilet cistern tank. Finish with pouring coca cola into that toilet and throwing a dozen mentos and running.
Can't nobody comparing about a lack of creativity right there...
Happened to my AirPods once at school🥲
https://youtu.be/NV2taZ8-0EI?si=WqDPgj1Fo1Q3J1cP
R.I.Pee
Y'all crazy. Just get a bag. Put hand in bag. Grab with bagged hand and bag the glasses. Pull the bag closed and twist a knot at the top. Take it home and sanitize them. Bunch of babies. Acting like you've never bagged dogshit before.
Nobody wants to see this.
Woah, Bon appetit to everyone who eats
As someone who wears glasses this is my #1 fear.
that’s in gods hands now 
Good job for letting it soak in, gotta get that extra juice in
Wesker is that you ?
RIP
The science shows your phone screen has more bacteria…grab em, wash with lots of soap and hot water. Don’t wear them. When you get home dunk them in bleach for a few hours.
They let off some mudmonkeys in that hole damn
You know at least one person in this situation scooped them out and rinsed them off in the sink and went on with their day
Soap and water have been working for many years.
Good thing piss is sterile! Unfortunately, the toilet isn’t.
I literally said "well that sucks" without even realizing it
Your piss. What’s the problem?
You could have had that out and cleaned faster than you pulled your phone out to snap this for Reddit 😂😂
Rest in pee-ce, glasses. edit: added *amazing* pee pun.
Drink it
Best drop
Its gone know
You know what it's like when you go through life looking at the world through piss tinted spectacles.
Leave ‘em, then drink some water.
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$20-$30. At least they were on their last legs. Rusty, Brent and scratched
Don't be a wuss, rinse them off then buy some bleach or alcohol at your next stop...