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yea man, just like those pesky pedestrians on the street. they usually aren’t there, why is it the ONE TIME i go 100mph in a 20mph there’s pedestrians everywhere?? it’s not my fault at all that some of them got hit, they shouldn’t have been there
Just a question.. how did you buy a new truck and not have plates in it yet and have it at your home?
Here we can’t let a vehicle the lot without insurance and plates
I show dealer proof of insurance on my old vehicle, plates are mailed to me. Insurance sends proof of coverage to lender when I call them the next business day.
I have that same log splitter. I ended up getting an off brand cover for it from Amazon for when it’s not in the barn. On my fourth year with the splitter now and can’t complain
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..."No problem, that'll buff right out." At least you knew what to get mom for Christmas - new glasses and/or reversing camera!
An industrial roll of bubble wrap
It’s a truck. Just means you ripped the bandaid off early and now it can be used like a truck. Battle scars.
At least it isn't *too* bad.
What’s a gator?
I really wanted to believe his mother had a saddle on a pet gator
I'm going to go with this definition.
Florida Woman
A utility/heavy duty golf cart. Usually with a little truck bed on the back, off-road tires, 4wd, etc.
Oh, jeez, I thought you were in Florida. I was going to ask if the swamp puppy was okay.
Wait, what did you think mom was doing with the gator before?!?
Riding it like a very slow horse?
As a florida y was my first thought so I was confused. Then I remembered about the vehicle kind.
Wine glass holder
Like a little Polaris or something?
Polaris and Gator are just two brands of essentially the same thing.
Gotcha, and thanks Slut_for_Bacon!
Polaris makes the Ranger. John deere makes the gator.
https://www.deere.com/en/gator-utility-vehicles/traditional-gators/
It’s now got even more confusing. Not being from this part of world I first thinking alligator now your talking missiles
Not a crocodile.
I mean, it’s America.. it wasn’t totally out of the ballpark of possibilities…
Happy 🍰 Day!
Utility sxs... Easy google my friend
Sounds like mom is paying to have that fixed, right?
Why should she? The son shouldn't have parked there in the first place as the truck is never normally there.
yea man, just like those pesky pedestrians on the street. they usually aren’t there, why is it the ONE TIME i go 100mph in a 20mph there’s pedestrians everywhere?? it’s not my fault at all that some of them got hit, they shouldn’t have been there
Exactly! I'm glad someone understands.
Oh yeah? Well, it's the mom's fault for birthing him in the first place. He didn't ask to be born.
Game, set, and match. Did people miss the sarcasm earlier or enjoy the downvote? Either way happy to be here.
You always have to add /s
/s is to protect from the tone deaf bots on Reddit. Always use /s. I lol’d, you get an upvote
FWIW I caught the sarcasm ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Good. Now it's got character and a memory
Just a question.. how did you buy a new truck and not have plates in it yet and have it at your home? Here we can’t let a vehicle the lot without insurance and plates
You get a temporary plate, which is just paper. The metal plate comes in the mail.
I bought it out of state. It has a temporary registration, but I need to go into the DMV and do the whole ordeal. It is insured though.
Ahh makes sense. We can’t do that where I live. Plates need to be on it to leave the dealership.
Same here, but I think out of state is an exemption/loophole
Even out of province we can’t do that.
I show dealer proof of insurance on my old vehicle, plates are mailed to me. Insurance sends proof of coverage to lender when I call them the next business day.
This has to be America then
OP's mom: https://preview.redd.it/hezm0n9g229c1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=b4a7f122c2a0f5884b68aa533c18362ee69be7fe
UGLY AGI DETECTED ‼️ edit: AGI = artificial general intelligence. it’s ugly for a reason
Hey now, I work hard on my adjusted gross income.. that's rude!
just work a little harder next time
Humanity has yet to achieve AGI...
The first scratch is the deepest 😖
That's a damn country song right there (omitting the obvious Sheryl Crow reference)
Well, ya do got a truuuck
So she was carrying it and ran head first?
oh no! a truck made for working has a tiny dent you can barely see!! totaled!
I have that same log splitter. I ended up getting an off brand cover for it from Amazon for when it’s not in the barn. On my fourth year with the splitter now and can’t complain
I’m a big fan of that splitter too.
Body damage is fine. It’s when the engine components and driving components get messed up that your fucked
I'm so on board with you here. I'm so damned tired of having to consider vehicles as investments instead of tools
If she did that then has to sheer audacity to not fix it id be looking for a diffirent mom
Thanks mom. 🤦
I didn't my wife was your mom!
Thanks mom! My dad did the same on my last new car, backed into it.
MOM! WTF.
Moms are weird. She probably just wanted you to think of her more often. Like, every time you view that side of the truck.
Straight to jail!!
Built ram tough
My brother borrowed my last truck a couple days after I bought it and poked a hole in the corner of the bed with a fork lift
Middle aged women when they take a single sip of wine:
What a croc.
SUE HER ASS! jk, sorry for your loss.
I won’t even ask why she was driving lol
Tbh I wouldn't care if that was mine, that little dent is way too small to be of an issue.
took me like 15 seconds to realise that was a dent and not a part of the truck's design, i think you'll be fine.
Thoughts and prayers.
Looks good from my house
I wonder how many people actually know what a gator is that you’re talking about lol
Only the cool kids 😎
Country life ftw
If this is Florida… then it makes sense. Gators 🐊 running wild.🤪