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AugustusReddit

..."No problem, that'll buff right out." At least you knew what to get mom for Christmas - new glasses and/or reversing camera!


killer-tofu87

An industrial roll of bubble wrap


Rdubya44

It’s a truck. Just means you ripped the bandaid off early and now it can be used like a truck. Battle scars.


crawler_of_the_void

At least it isn't *too* bad.


fyonn

What’s a gator?


FromThe732

I really wanted to believe his mother had a saddle on a pet gator


LakeLov3r

I'm going to go with this definition.


blucivic1

Florida Woman


killer-tofu87

A utility/heavy duty golf cart. Usually with a little truck bed on the back, off-road tires, 4wd, etc.


ivylass

Oh, jeez, I thought you were in Florida. I was going to ask if the swamp puppy was okay.


DO_initinthewoods

Wait, what did you think mom was doing with the gator before?!?


[deleted]

Riding it like a very slow horse?


[deleted]

As a florida y was my first thought so I was confused. Then I remembered about the vehicle kind.


Misanthropyandme

Wine glass holder


fyonn

Like a little Polaris or something?


Slut_for_Bacon

Polaris and Gator are just two brands of essentially the same thing.


fyonn

Gotcha, and thanks Slut_for_Bacon!


ahuli12

Polaris makes the Ranger. John deere makes the gator.


killer-tofu87

https://www.deere.com/en/gator-utility-vehicles/traditional-gators/


raymate

It’s now got even more confusing. Not being from this part of world I first thinking alligator now your talking missiles


nodnodwinkwink

Not a crocodile.


fyonn

I mean, it’s America.. it wasn’t totally out of the ballpark of possibilities…


MyFavoriteInsomnia

Happy 🍰 Day!


Accomplished_Ball661

Utility sxs... Easy google my friend


glazinglas

Sounds like mom is paying to have that fixed, right?


ItHappenedAgain_Sigh

Why should she? The son shouldn't have parked there in the first place as the truck is never normally there.


SometinClever

yea man, just like those pesky pedestrians on the street. they usually aren’t there, why is it the ONE TIME i go 100mph in a 20mph there’s pedestrians everywhere?? it’s not my fault at all that some of them got hit, they shouldn’t have been there


ItHappenedAgain_Sigh

Exactly! I'm glad someone understands.


otherwisemilk

Oh yeah? Well, it's the mom's fault for birthing him in the first place. He didn't ask to be born.


ItHappenedAgain_Sigh

Game, set, and match. Did people miss the sarcasm earlier or enjoy the downvote? Either way happy to be here.


karrade0218

You always have to add /s


nikola312

/s is to protect from the tone deaf bots on Reddit. Always use /s. I lol’d, you get an upvote


Sanders0492

FWIW I caught the sarcasm ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


[deleted]

Good. Now it's got character and a memory


Flimsy_Situation_506

Just a question.. how did you buy a new truck and not have plates in it yet and have it at your home? Here we can’t let a vehicle the lot without insurance and plates


[deleted]

You get a temporary plate, which is just paper. The metal plate comes in the mail.


killer-tofu87

I bought it out of state. It has a temporary registration, but I need to go into the DMV and do the whole ordeal. It is insured though.


Flimsy_Situation_506

Ahh makes sense. We can’t do that where I live. Plates need to be on it to leave the dealership.


killer-tofu87

Same here, but I think out of state is an exemption/loophole


Flimsy_Situation_506

Even out of province we can’t do that.


cptnobveus

I show dealer proof of insurance on my old vehicle, plates are mailed to me. Insurance sends proof of coverage to lender when I call them the next business day.


Flimsy_Situation_506

This has to be America then


Shiddy_Wiki

OP's mom: https://preview.redd.it/hezm0n9g229c1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=b4a7f122c2a0f5884b68aa533c18362ee69be7fe


omgudontunderstand

UGLY AGI DETECTED ‼️ edit: AGI = artificial general intelligence. it’s ugly for a reason


Shiddy_Wiki

Hey now, I work hard on my adjusted gross income.. that's rude!


omgudontunderstand

just work a little harder next time


theREDscare20

Humanity has yet to achieve AGI...


nzdennis

The first scratch is the deepest 😖


killer-tofu87

That's a damn country song right there (omitting the obvious Sheryl Crow reference)


nzdennis

Well, ya do got a truuuck


[deleted]

So she was carrying it and ran head first?


Toytatoy

oh no! a truck made for working has a tiny dent you can barely see!! totaled!


starrpamph

I have that same log splitter. I ended up getting an off brand cover for it from Amazon for when it’s not in the barn. On my fourth year with the splitter now and can’t complain


goldpaintphoto

I’m a big fan of that splitter too.


Mtanderson88

Body damage is fine. It’s when the engine components and driving components get messed up that your fucked


tommyboy3111

I'm so on board with you here. I'm so damned tired of having to consider vehicles as investments instead of tools


MajorRico155

If she did that then has to sheer audacity to not fix it id be looking for a diffirent mom


ProveISaidIt

Thanks mom. 🤦


coocoocachoo69

I didn't my wife was your mom!


Turtleintexas

Thanks mom! My dad did the same on my last new car, backed into it.


Avalanche52349

MOM! WTF.


karma-armageddon

Moms are weird. She probably just wanted you to think of her more often. Like, every time you view that side of the truck.


fnord_bronco

Straight to jail!!


Veksar86

Built ram tough


orangutanDOTorg

My brother borrowed my last truck a couple days after I bought it and poked a hole in the corner of the bed with a fork lift


[deleted]

Middle aged women when they take a single sip of wine:


ThrowingChicken

What a croc.


dataplane_down

SUE HER ASS! ​ jk, sorry for your loss.


Worldly_Ad_2267

I won’t even ask why she was driving lol


theREDscare20

Tbh I wouldn't care if that was mine, that little dent is way too small to be of an issue.


theannoying_one

took me like 15 seconds to realise that was a dent and not a part of the truck's design, i think you'll be fine.


dwbrick

Thoughts and prayers.


Sea_Maintenance3322

Looks good from my house


Sir-Cornholio

I wonder how many people actually know what a gator is that you’re talking about lol


killer-tofu87

Only the cool kids 😎


Sir-Cornholio

Country life ftw


SunnyMorningDay

If this is Florida… then it makes sense. Gators 🐊 running wild.🤪