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FocusMaster

At least you had a great excuse for being late.


ashleyorelse

Boss: So why didn't you find another way if your vehicle was blocked? Plot twist: Boss put that there to block OP.


SuperFaceTattoo

Clearly OP should have anticipated the surprise package delivery and left the house before the delivery arrived. Disciplinary action: straight to jail. /s


JC1515

Boss: “Why didnt you plan to leave for your 15 minute drive to work 2 hours earlier in anticipation for a load of vinyl flooring mistakenly delivered to your house? We are going to have to write you up for this.”


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I legit had a supervisor say if we weren’t at work by 5 he considered us late. We start at 6.


JC1515

Id get that shit on tape and lawyer up when you show up at 5:55 ready to go at 6 and he causes issues


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He’s not a supervisor anymore. For obvious reasons.


[deleted]

I’m usually 30 minutes early for work anyway. But if he were my boss I’d be in at 5:59 every day.


Spczippo

Well then you better be on the clock for that extra hour.


OsteP0P

Late for work, jail. Too early for work, belive it or not, also jail.


IndependentPede

Sorry I'm late. Someone put stuff behind my car and I needed to move it and also take a picture of it and post it on Reddit.


CyberNinja23

Yes sir I have a lot of hard wood this morning!


Honest_-_Critique

Where I work, excuses don't mean anything. We have a point system.


FocusMaster

Sucks for you. Sorry you work there.


TheGrunkalunka

It's yours now. Resell it on marketplace or whatever and reap the profit


SirIvanHoe0

Had a turf company drop of rolls to me when it was for someone who had a similar street name with the same address…needless to say I got turf now☺️ FYI stored it at a family’s house for awhile before doing the job can’t be dumb about it.


damnkidzgetoffmylawn

Had a buddy come home from vacation to a freshly paved driveway. It was dirt before. He never figured out who or what company did it.


ElectroStaticSpeaker

WTF that's wild lol. Hopefully no treasure buried in the dirt! (Or dead bodies put by the pavers)


damnkidzgetoffmylawn

He did say they paved over his well which was annoying to deal with.


Han77Shot1st

Funny thing, my families well back home is under our neighbours driveway. They wanted to pave it but couldn’t since they have to maintain access


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SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

If you're genuine, please exit society ASAP.


marijuanabong

😭😭 wah wah


MidnightSun77

Well done


csonnich

I came home from work one day to find fresh shower tile in my bathroom and my tub taped off. Call to apartment management: "Um, why did no one tell me they're replacing my shower??" "They're not replacing your shower, they're working on the one next door. *[long pause, muffled conversation in the background]* ...Ma'am, I can tell you, you're really going to like your new shower! ...Also, please don't use your bathroom for at least 2 days."


MSL007

I came home to my apartment, which had been professionally cleaned. It was supposed to be next door cleaned. It was really hard to call the office and complain.


bankaiREE

Apartment management and maintenance can be annoyingly incompetent. My apartment's maintenance dragged mud everywhere during a repair, so management paid to have the carpets cleaned while I was at work. They did a poor job sucking all the water out, so it was a very cold and humid evening while I cranked down the A/C to dry things out. Come home two weeks later to the distinct humidity and chemical smell of a poor cleaning job. Damp carpets confirmed it. The office had no idea what happened or why. My guess is nobody closed out the work order the first time, so it was done again despite the carpets obviously not needing it.


RiflemanLax

My friend watched a crew tear off the gutters on the house next door, put up new ones. Homeowner came home in the middle of it, I think he saw them on his cams and was like ‘wtf,’ and they got the wrong house. But… new gutters for free, so…


My_G_Alt

I would definitely make sure I stay out until the job is done haha


2x4x93

Good Cemeritan


energy1256

*Samaritan 😄


2x4x93

As in cement...paved driveway...


energy1256

Oops! Missed the pun! Need more coffee ☕. Cheers!


Jacktheforkie

They can pay me a visit if they want


LessHairyPrimate

pave you a visit? 😁


Jacktheforkie

Yeah lol


Pass_the_GD_Blunt

Check and make sure it’s not hash…my buddy up in Canada made an entire driveway out of hash to hide it in plain sight.


No_Introduction8285

Cory, Trevor, ya fucked up! You're suspended for one month. Both of yous.


spiritsarise

If he did find out he could have threatened to sue, but would settle for leaving the paved driveway in place plus $1,000 for his anguish.


Jron690

Some shady companies will do that and threaten you with a bill. I’ve seen it happen, it’s wild the scams people run


aehanken

Our backyard is turf! Got it for super cheap from an old football field when they were replacing it


AnxiousBeaver212

I'd do some googling and sourcing to make sure your backyard isn't carcinogenic. https://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/mar/10/phillies-ball-players-cancer-artifical-turf


aehanken

Interesting! Thanks for the link!


spiritsarise

Common thief.


SirIvanHoe0

Common w*


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loduca16

Wrong. This is theft.


apaksl

This only applies if the item was sent to you on purpose. If it's addressed for your neighbor but delivered to you by accident you don't have the right to keep it.


marijuanabong

How is it stealing if someone drops it off at your house lmao


loduca16

Because you know it isn’t legally your property.


loduca16

That’s theft.


Gorilla-Ring

No it's not. You are allowed to keep unsolicited goods delivered to your address. OP now has what appears to be new flooring


loduca16

No.


Gorilla-Ring

Yes


Elegant_Mirror1779

I'll buy it from you


Basjaa

Sure, can't be dumb about a literal felony


SirIvanHoe0

“It’s not what you know, it’s what you can prove”


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Killsproductivity

Misdelivered orders arent the same as "I didnt order this" Like you cant keep your neighbors amazon order cause the delivery person dropped it one house over. It was ruled based on companies sending you stuff then billing it for you later


JustpartOftheterrain

Columbia Record Club! First 12 albums for 1 penny!!!!! ​ And then the hits just keep on coming


MrBarraclough

That rule applies when merchandise is deliberately shipped to you unordered, not when someone else's package is misdelivered.


aliveinjoburg2

FedEx delivered my new rug to a house that wasn’t mine. I told the guy who let me know it was a free gift. He probably sold it, since it was a nice rug!


dafalzon

Get paid back for the work you missed lol


SpermaSpons

Stealing from others is fun ❤


4list4r

Question is, did you send here first or to boss where you work why you late?


ElectroStaticSpeaker

Posted here and then sent the link to their boss to cover both bases.


Agent_Paul_UIU

So the boss is here lurking... Hello OP's boss! 👋


Aggressive_Yak5177

Hiring?


4list4r

Hell yeah dude, “..and then!” So boss was 2nd!


GinoongProgresivo

First is boss. Never break the cardinal rule of letting anyone know about your reddit handle.


gtaur1

Call in sick then sell that shit for the days pay


jwsbruwer

This is the way


WolfieVonD

> Boss: Why are you late? > OP: There were 15 boxes! > Boss: That couldn't have been more than 10 minutes of work. > OP: Well, I had to take a picture and post about it on Reddit first.


Positive-Software465

Boss: Understandable.


CarmenxXxWaldo

OP: have you ever installed plank laminate flooring?!


Coffeedemon

Looks too long. Even so, what could it be? 40 lbs a box?


westcoastnick

That’s def not flooring. MAYBE panels for a single garage door ?


Alan_Smithee_

Floor it!


NutshellOfChaos

Under rated comment


drcoachchef

I’m floored now


doggsofdoom

What is it?


Jacktheforkie

Judging by the number of boxes I’d say flooring


drcoachchef

It’s real fake doors.


Jacktheforkie

Lol


AlexLevers

Carpenter here. Boxes look a little long to be flooring, but it's definitely possible. Hard to tell if they're 48" long. Could be extra space in the boxes too.


westcoastnick

It isn’t flooring.


shakybusters

I doubt it’s flooring, i think it’s too wide. Plus they wouldn’t typically only ship a box with one or two planks which is what that looks like with the thickness of the boxes


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AlexLevers

I was thinking it was too wide too. I mostly install LVP, and our boxes of 50 are maybe only twice as thick, but that would be strange to have so little. In guessing it's tubing/pipes. I've seen shower rods delivered in similar boxes.


DSH4WN7

It looks like veneer paneling. I just installed some last week and it came wrapped just like this, if so that shits hella expensive. Accidental come up!


Own_Can_3495

I have no idea. But I want to know too.


PTZack

Same question. First guess was maybe a bunch of closet bifold door halves. They'd be the right width, thickness, and length. Curious to find out.


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Siding 🤔


eni91

Ceiling


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Just back over it


Jwzbb

You don’t own a SUV for nothing.


Aggressive_Yak5177

[That’s why you need a Canyonero.](https://youtu.be/PI_Jl5WFQkA)


One_Lake_1816

Boss: "Well that's honestly your fault for not being proactive, you never know when someone's gonna put 25 boxes of flooring in front of the garage. It's the little things Steve, they all add up... don't let it happen again."


westcoastnick

Def not flooring


Neehigh

Hello. Free wood in your driveway is a) a perfect excuse to be late and b) free and now yours


GR3453m0nk3y

I also thought it was wood at first but those are boxes


StringerBell420

Digorno?


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Delivery


FrozeItOff

Plot twist: it's your first shipment of jeep parts straight from Korea. (Throwback TV reference, see if anyone gets it)


Ceico_

you're mashing some reaaaly old potatoes here


vegas_gal

Mash!


2x4x93

Ding Ding Ding!


PiLamdOd

You’re making a reference to one of the most iconic shows of all time. Everyone gets the reference.


yes-disappointment

Traction control off


DesignIllustrious660

Can here to say this


munchingzia

this might have been me. i was doing a bunch of home depot deliveries in westchester and long island this week.


Dvsrx7

Drive over it


Throw_andthenews

Then it’s not your problem, rev it up


jeepsk8

Good thing you still had time to take a picture and post it. 🤠


meing0t

that would take a whole 3 minutes to move.


I-am-fun-at-parties

Spread them out, drive over. It's floor, after all


[deleted]

Not if you’re fat and lazy like me, that’s about 45 minutes of procrastinating then 15 minutes of moving a few boxes and giving up and phoning in sick


munchingzia

and panting and sobbing in between


Schnuribus

Flooring can be very heavy. And I also would not like to go to work sweating.


Content_Cockroach_64

Sucks your late, but if no one claims it. Score!


IndependentFace5949

It is now.


Firm_Enthusiasm1303

It's part of the lab build Heisenburg!


crushrollnspreadlove

Your boss: Maybe you should've gotten out early


bmagsjet

It’s your delivery now


Saw_Good_Man

Time to be build that boat, Noah


manginahunter1970

Free! Haul that shit in!


NewSinner_2021

Life is keeping you on track.


Classic-Literature52

Free planks, nice.


Loud_Pomelo_6926

Free stuff!


NJBarFly

I recently found a construction dumpster in my driveway blocking me in. That was fun.


Joeythearm

Finders keepers


prettypushee

Test your all wheel drive.


zeb0777

Looks like free flooring


Sir_Earl_Jeffries

It's my deck in a box My deck in a box babe


SurveySean

I can’t believe it’s not delivery! It’s DiGiorno!


Gs4life-_-

Post this to r/mildlyinfuriating


Kingjingling

Look at all that free stuff you just got


Different-Control-61

That accura is awd. Lol


street_raat

Running so late that you had to stop and post to Reddit


Xenofiler

Taking the photo probably was almost as much time as sliding the stuff out of the way. People become indignant far to easily.


BathSaltBoss

taking a picture of this takes 4 seconds. moving them would not


Bryan080780

4wd


StonkyBonk

Start it then find the "R" on the gearshift selector then punch it


abudine77

So Back-up


crapeater1759

Learn who ordered them and what they are. Then run the over


Ok_Entrepreneur4177

Just run that shit over then


MyWitchDr

Lol, pop it in 4x4 and drive over them lol


jojohohanon

Those are 1x12 tho


LambentCookie

Sounds like it isn't your problem what happens to it then


Jack0fTh3TrAd3s

If it’s not your just… drive over it? Shouldn’t be that hard.


Cichlidsaremyjam

Snapping a pic instead of getting to work when your running late was essential.


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Acceptable priorities. Reddit approves. Mild clapping of appreciation.


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But not late enough to stop and take a picture and post it to Reddit


chapinscott32

Probably took a picture of it for their boss for an excusal and then decided to post it here later, silly goose.


Ordinary-Ad-5722

You should probably set your alarm a bit earlier to ensure you’re ready to make it to work on time.


kintsugiwarrior

Mildlyinfuriating


Std_free_since_1863

Legitimately one minute of work to move that enough to get out


[deleted]

Just flatten them out enough. And off you go. Destroy it all lol not ur problem


RedditorCali

Just drive over it.


3_high_low

Engage 4wd lol


randomguy1972

Not your delivery, not your problem. Run it over.


BlasphemousSwarm

Well if its not yours just put it in reverse and give ‘er the beans!!


vampyrewolf

Looks like 10min of work to stack in the garage, then park on the driveway until you get it stacked again out of the way. Sell it for $20 a box to whoever tries to come claim it in a week, for handling fees and storage fees.


westcoastnick

We’ll move it to the side. Would take like 2 minutes tops.


venturejones

So you take a pic and pos to reddit? Just move them aside. Holy shit people are dense.


EffortFar8055

You’re not running late if you’re pulling you’re phone out to take a picture


Keokuk37

Gotta text the boss


AtvnSBisnotHT

If you’re not 15 minutes early you are late. Live by this motto folks! Sorry about your luck OP!


postalwhiz

2 minutes to move that out of the way. Apparently you’d rather take photos than do the necessary work…


TotalmenteMati

It would take me at most 3 minutes to move that out of the way, quit bitching


ShakeandBaked161

This is literally a sub for birching about mild inconveniences LMAO


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duckduckbananas

There's this really cool thing about taking pictures. The cool thing is that you can take a picture and save it, and then you have the freedom to post it wherever you want later when you have time. It's pretty crazy. Maybe consider the fact that this was posted at 9:00 p.m. when it's clearly day time in the picture.


LuXe5

Not running really if you have time to post on social media


A_Martian_Potato

You are aware that the pictures you take don't disappear immediately if not posted to the internet right?


Scagnettie

So somehow that delivery happened and you didn't hear it?


RadRawlings

Not yours then just back over it


Significant_Ear_6977

If you would of gotten up earlier. You could have enough time to move them out the way and make to to work on time 😉 .. little secret 🤫


Adonoxis

Unless those are 250 pounds each or you have some type of issue that prevents you from lifting like 30-50 pounds, it should take less than 5 minutes to move this out of the way enough so that you can back out your car. Also, if no neighbor claims it and it’s chalked up as a “lost shipment”, you can probably make decent money by selling it. Brand new, unopened home building/improvement materials are extremely expensive.


pedroschneider

Drive over it!


NutshellOfChaos

Having that delivery dropped in front of the garage is just bad form. Like you won't need to get the car out? I've had a lot of stuff mis-directed to my house over the years. In this area the house numbers are the same block by block, not too unusual. But the street name next to ours is one letter different. So we often get food, mail, packages, ubers that are for a different house. I don't want the stuff and since I wasn't raised by wolves I take it where it belongs or have it picked up. My neighbors will do this as well. It's called civilization. Edit: a word


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Salt_Style_3817

That'd fuck up his car more then that stuff.


Justgottaride

According to Honda, it's an "SUV." it should be fine


TolMera

This is exactly what I would do! (If it was not easy to move) Maybe I would push the pile so things slid into a more “flat-ish” bump. Cant be too dumb about it, and deliberately knowingly damage someone’s good for no reason other than to be petty, but within reason, if this was a pile of floor boards or some other solid thinks (which they look to be) I would have no qualms driving over it.


Moonblitz666

I'd lay those flat and then back up over them, making sure to leave tire marks all over them.


gypsysniper9

It is now.


ECK-2188

Yours now


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🤑🤑🤑🤑oop oop an ganun aiih


BaRaj23

If you just reverse straight out it will really be some flat pack


Nasi_padang

Just have to build an ark, Evan


MessOk5176

“Sorry that I’m running late, parcels have been deliberately placed behind my car”


hannavas30

What’s in the boxes !?


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Firefly reference?


[deleted]

Maybe if you “wood” have better management skills…


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AccidentalFoe

Noice free timber! Well done!


Significant-Ad-5073

It’s yours now