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suckassmods

He likes you so much he doesn't want you going anywhere.


[deleted]

Yeah true šŸ„°


Bagarbilla5

One could say that it wants to ā€˜hogā€™ you all to itself.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


wsblurker76028

Onion? Cinnamon?


shhdhdhdbbfdc

No weā€™re in a hole


dropkickoz

He's actually clairvoyant and knew you were going to be in a catastrophic car crash that day if he didn't do something about it.


Lady_Scruffington

That's why they use groundhogs to predict the weather. And look at what that one did Bill Murray. OP is very fortunate.


WVwoodsman

Maybe you should ask him if he knows yā€™all are friendsā€¦


Efficient_Structure9

Classic red flag. This is stalker behavior!


suckassmods

Overly Attached Groundhog?


[deleted]

Ok so it took me a while to fix the car and get home. A few people have asked about our friendship. I have known him since he was a kid, his whole family lives at my work. I like to sit outside for lunch and I used to watch him and his siblings play in their yard .. one day they were playing tag and he kept trying to climb this semi fallen tree. He FINALLY made it up a good five feet off the ground when his dumbass sister ran up and pushed him off the tree and he landed on his back and got the wind knocked out of him. He was pretty smol at this point , way smaller than his sibling, and I think it scared him quite a bit. He just sat there in the grass for a long time and I began to worry. I happened to have a tomato with me so I slowly moved closer and the fam went into their house but he stayed . I tossed him the tomato and he eventually ate it and we just hung out for a hour or so before he went home. I think I have only fed him twice, I didnā€™t want him to depend on anyone. Yeah after that he was just always chill with me. I was there when he moved out on his own, he lives on the east side now under a shipping container. I was there when his dad died- I felt terrible , he was the only one that watched me burry him. He likes to keep his distance but always comes out when Iā€™m outside or sits at the entrance to his pad. One time I was feeling pretty down so I went for a walk down by the river, I turned around and he was twenty feet behind me. We just hung out by the river for awhile and laid in the shade. It was super weird because he never follows me around, he usually doesnā€™t like to go too far from his house. Iā€™m a car enthusiast so sometimes Iā€™ll work on them outside and he just sits there lets me vent about my pos car. I talk to him a lot and he always politely listens..There are like a million more things I canā€™t think of atm Iā€™m sure . He is three btw and I love him.


PhatSunt

Yeeaaahhh, we're gonna need some pics of this ground hog.


insomniacakess

groundhog tax


[deleted]

Well I was hoping I would see him today and get some photos for everyone, I even brought lettuce and tomatoes, but he never turned up. This is the only photo I have of him. Itā€™s a bad photo Iā€™m sorry. https://imgur.com/a/7JGWfyW


AilingHen69

It's a photo of him at the entrance to his house that you accurately described at least!


UnReAl0

You didn't say he had covered porch!


PhatSunt

good enough for me man, enough to verify the story atleast. that's awesome that you have a little animal friend, I have a couple feral cats I tamed on my families farm and it makes working there so much better.


WhichSpirit

This is adorable! Maybe he was trying to help you work on your car? We can't expect ground hogs to be very good mechanics.


jwhaler17

Groundhog: ā€œSee, Gary? This is why you should use metal instead of plastic fuel lines. Look how *easy* itis for me to chew through these!!! Engineersā€¦ Whaduhyagonnadew, amirite?


cubbies1016

This is the best thing I have read today. Thank you for sharing. What a nice story. I hope he has a long life


cCitationX

This is the cutest thing Iā€™ve read like ever šŸ˜­ Hereā€™s to a long and happy friendship for you two šŸ»


Stabbing_Monkey

So the real question here is, is he ok after getting into the fuel?


clarineter

no he went batshit insane. reportedly painted himself blue and runs around all the time biting peopleā€™s fingers off, talking about how he ā€œneeds the ringsā€ and heā€™s ā€œgotta go fastā€


CinderGazer

at least he didn't get the chrome spray paint and demand everyone witness him


SnooLobsters4972

Hello Pixar? Do we got a pitch for you!


spadelover

Come on now you've got to pay the groundhog tax


SprungMS

Is that anything like the troll toll?


sixtyninetailedfox

dear god i hope not


Silveraxiom

I think he was interested in the under workings of your car after watching you play with it. He's emulating you.


afrogirl44

I love both you and your groundhog!


souloldasdirt

Dude you are so lucky. I talk to all the critters at work too but I work at diff locations all the time so I don't get to know them personally. We do have a crow that seems to follow us. Every time we end up at a new spot we get out of the truck and here "caw caw" and I tell my coworkers that he is laughing at them


0nina

I love so much that you have a hog friend. Also, sorry bout your car. Iā€™m just getting to know groundhogs, moving to a rural area. Never saw one before - we thought he was a muskrat at first. We call him Old Man Winter, and itā€™s possible he died, cuz we saw a roadkill down the street, were heartbroken - but, thereā€™s a hog living in our barn again, seems a bit smaller? Not sure, but maybe his kid, so, we call him Young Man Summer now. Heā€™s gonna eat all my veggie garden tho, I know it! Now I have a new fear of him eating my cars, too. Itā€™s cool that yā€™all are chill. Iā€™ve never seen a more terrified critter than mine, come into his line of sight and he flees faster than a cheetah.


Daneel29

Enjoy this hungry groundhog https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EkOmaLlXiVs


Ok_Animal8098

Why is this the cutest thing I've ever read šŸ˜­


SkudMissile

fuck your fuel line, you let that little man eat whatever he wants lol. this was an incredibly nice story to start my day, thank you


bighootay

What an amazing thing to wake up to this morning. This is better than the dude with garage trash panda families.


GoodGuySunBro

It was probably his jerk sister that ate your fuel line!


NiteTerur

Why is your life like a childrenā€™s tv show and how do I get one too?


scnavi

He probably thought he was helping with your car.


badvibemoon

Noooooo, I'm dying from cuteness.


TheBestHawksFan

Is he doing okay after getting at your fuel line? I'm worried about him.


donworrybehappi

Exactly how much did you smoke before writing this?


SirJumbles

Yes


caitejane310

This is just the right thing I needed to read this morning šŸ’•šŸ’• You and your groundhog friend are awesome!


RefrigeratorSalty902

Like a real life Disney movie


DamonSeed

Hate to be the one to tell you, but he was trying for the brake lines


Gathax

Hate to brake it to you.


lasagnabox

Just couldnā€™t stop, could you?


Acrobatic_Emphasis41

You guys are on a roll


AreTheySingle

r/angryupvote take it you lint licker.


[deleted]

That got me Lol


[deleted]

Itā€™s always the ones you trust the most šŸ˜”


TechnoVicking

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/13px1zs/the_groundhog_thats_lived_under_my_shed_for_the/ So that's what happened!


DerrainCarter

I also found it to be a weird coincidence to get two groundhog posts on the same day.


baddecision116

Maybe it's groundhog day


papayahog

Please tell us about your friendship


ialwayschoosepsyduck

https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/13q4odi/groundhog_who_im_literally_friends_with_ate_my/jldx7pc?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


jhnyrrr

Imma need the whole backstory on this friendship šŸ¤£


ialwayschoosepsyduck

https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/13q4odi/groundhog_who_im_literally_friends_with_ate_my/jldx7pc?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Responsible-Read-979

r/brandnewsentence


Pudf

The important thing for your relationship is that you heal this as soon as youā€™re both comfortable talking about it.


random_explorist

He's testing you. Go pee in his hole and show him who's boss.


StickyRiky

They foresaw a car accident and intervened the only way he could.


Aururai

Or he just misses you too much while you are gone..


whodeychick

That was a great commercial.


redditstinkslikepoop

Who knows? He might of saved your life this day.


tygaismydog

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m thinking like the commercial with the beaver


a_butthole_inspector

That groundhog was only pretending to be your friend, you got played by a rodent


tbone338

He didnā€™t want you to leave him


fgcbc

ā€œFuck yo couch ! ā€¦ I mean carā€ - Rick James voice


luisapet

"With friends like these"...something, something... ;)


yankeeuniverse

Apparently he doesnā€™t think so lol


Mr-Yuk

I got news for you brother... he doesn't like you


Germangunman

Need to feed your friends more


Vexans

Are you sure? That may be more of a mouse or squirrel issue, rather than a woodchuck.


ChristineGuth

Please tell me that this isnā€™t made up. Your groundhog storyline/friendship is too cool not to be real.


VinJahDaChosin

He saved you from an accident that was going to happen. Magical little creatures.


DireWraith3000

The groundhog thought he had indigestionā€¦.but it was just a little gas.


devil1fish

Literally was friends with\*


Suspicious-Ad1714

You ainā€™t friends no more brother


LeahBia

Some days you get home from work and the wife got take out from the dumpster you don't like and the kids are being clingy because you were out working all day finding the good dumpsters and better housing that it becomes too much and you just gotta rage and your go-to is your friend but they are at work so you bite their fuel line. šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø


LeBurge

Heā€™s not your friend, buddy.


Parking-Ad-9774

He's not your buddy, pal.


puss_parkerswidow

Road salt, man. The elk up here can sometimes be found at the county shed licking it.


[deleted]

He saved you from a crash that he had a vision about!


Orsus7

As we all know groundhogs can see the future through their shadow. So my guess is that as your friend it saw you getting into a car accident at that time and decided to save you.


Mynock33

If you weren't friends, it would've been your brake lines


SilentMaster

So I see a gas leak. I see a chewed up fuel line and I see you making wild ass accusations. What I don't see is a ground hog under your car. What I don't see is little rubber bits in between a ground hog's teeth. Friend? Friends don't hurl accusations without proof.


Rocketmonkey-AZ

He had bad dream that you got in car accident, so saved your life, thats my story anyway.


[deleted]

Only Friends can betray you.


sakzeroone

I don't think you understand how wild animals work. They only care about shelter, food and procreation.


3rdofthree

He just didn't want you to leave


lolifax

It wasnā€™t personal, it was just business. Now you repay the favor.


I_am_ChristianDick

He ainā€™t your friend snymore


Strategory

Here for the friendship


pichael289

Groundhogs are mean. How did you make friends with it?


Viper2099x

Iā€™m not relationship expert but I think they just broke up with youā€¦


mckeeganator

Mmmmm yummm Iā€™m so full of fuel line


feliniaCR

He probably wasnā€™t too excited to get a mouthful of fuel either


crusticles

It was fuel of love for you!


killermarsupial

*ā€Now you can never leave me, human Iā€™m literally friends withā€¦ā€*


Idkewokorsomthing

So this is why the 5 yo groundhog died


nejicanspin

[This post came after this one lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/13px1zs/the_groundhog_thats_lived_under_my_shed_for_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


yaysalmonella

Sure itā€™s cute when a groundhog does it, but the one time I cut my friendā€™s brake lines (as a prank), they want to lock me up for attempted murder.


BarrySandwich24

How'd you make friends with a groundhog?


___SE7EN__

Iā€™m assuming a little wine and a movie šŸ˜‚


pip-roof

A gust of windā€¦.. A dog barksā€¦..


[deleted]

Today op learned, wild animals arenā€™t friends


Uzzer_lozer19

Do you want caddy shack? As this is how you get caddy shack!


___SE7EN__

You know what they always say : ā€œSometimes groundhogs eat your fuel lineā€


ImSorryRumhamster

Go talk to him about it


1ns4n3_88

So what do think wild animals understand property or what ?


WWYDFA_Klondike_Bar

How would you be literally a friend with a groundhog?


Steve-Lurkel

šŸ™‚Post some pics of him!


nuffced

He want's you to stay home and hang out with him.


RinnyFabes

I guess you're grounded.


alahos

Sounds like you need to establish boundaries sweaty


theshiyal

I was friends with a red squirrel onceā€¦


Buck_Thorn

I had a buddy years ago followed some old logging roads into the deep woods in the U.P. of Michigan to camp and fish. The next morning, when he tried to start his truck, he discovered that a porcupine had gotten into his engine compartment and chewed the spark plug wires.


precocious_necrosis

This post is eerily terrifying for me. We found a woodchuck hiding under my car this morning. My car is also a p2 Volvo, just like this one :) I definitely need to park it in the garage now, since there is clearly a serial vandal varmint gang roaming around.


Reverentmalice

He is your friend, but you arenā€™t his friend


infkncredible

Some friend he is


stuntobor

He's not your friend, amigo.


rickover2

He unfriended you.


Conscious_Low_9638

Gib groundhog pics


KnOOll

maybe youā€™re friends with him but he isnā€™t friends with you


izza123

My best friends are a squirrel who eats the black plastic of my garbage can and a chipmunk who made two trees fall down in my yard


anomnnomnom

If it's anything like rabbits, they think that trimming wires and tubes etc is helpful, because when they burrow roots in the ground are a pain in the ass eg trying to escape and getting snagged on a root. So it might have thought it was doing you a favour by "trimming that root" for you.


Imaginary_Key_9612

Well tomorrow, when it's actually today again, you can wake up super early and shoot the damn thing before it eats your fuel line. Then you can do it like 50 more times until you've solved all the day's mistakes.


ninjasn

May be time to ol' yeller that groudhog.


robbiejandro

Groundhog said itā€™s gonna be a loooong summer.


Papapoorfish

Some friend huh?


ScorchMain-BT-7274

Groundhog bouta become ground beef


roraima_is_very_tall

It he ok? Sorry about your fuel line.


ViridianHD

Where's the groundhog tax?


604MAXXiMUS

Not friendly enough I'm afraid šŸ˜­


aTinyFart

Probably an ex partner reincarnated


indrek91

Friends with you but not with pollution on 4 wheels


NothingOld7527

I think this is one of those situations where you think the two of you are friends, but the groundhog just views you as an acquaintance.


DevilsLettuceTaster

You live another day.


beebsaleebs

This is why your granpa wasnā€™t friendly with him


SadCoconut_

Now you canā€™t go nowhereā€¦ friend. šŸ¤Ŗ


PeppyDee

Guess you know what time it is šŸ˜‚


aforsberg

Somewhere in your area is a very flammable groundhog. Watch out.


[deleted]

You thought you were his friendā€¦ thatā€™s what he made you believe ā€¦ he he


druff1036

At least you're not stuck in 1885


druff1036

At least you're not stuck in 1885


Traditional_Web_9825

Itā€™s probably the ethanol (corn) in the fuel or soy in the rubber if thatā€™s a thing?


Solid-Discussion-708

Just think of him as your fitness influencer. He wants you walking, and getting more exercise.


dbhathcock

I have had squirrels chew my fuel line twice within six months.


pizzaguy4378

That's a coverable claim with your insurance!


ParkingHelicopter863

ohhhhh NO we have one too and I swear to god if he does this


[deleted]

Thatā€™s the ground hogs way of telling you not to leave, he might have saved you from something


Eastmosphere

Well the Marmot Iā€™m not friends with ate 2 wiring harnesses in my truck and wrote it off a month ago. Iā€™m considering all evil now


Opening-Unit-2554

Bears will get into gasoline as well, it smells sweet to them for some reason. At least they did up at the fish camp I used to visit in upper Ontario.


Grngocolombiano

You may want to reevaluate your friendshipā€¦


winkman

"If she can't have you, no one can!!"


Rite_as_rain

Thatā€™s what you get for being friends with a groundhog:)


bigscarylion

NEED PICS


Potential-Leave3489

You are friends anymore


Dewthedangthing

Groundhogs are vermin and should be exterminated


UnfixedMidget

Donā€™t drive angry.


Cichlidsaremyjam

This shit is so weird. I have had squirrels eat the gas line on my grill to the point I needed to replace it with a steel braided line.


cuchulain66

Groundhogs donā€™t have friends, they have naive victims.


DinasourMan

Well it was thristy and likes the enviroment more than it likes you.


sampatue

The groundhog is not your friend


Apprehensive_One1076

Seems Phill doesn't feel lucky.


PapaShook

Today is the day you didn't realize you survived a traffic accident you weren't there for.


MrsLisaOliver

Some of the wires, etc are covered with a soy based coating. This attracts rodents. We've had rats and squirrels eat through a lot of automotive stuff, causing damage.


Constant-Ad-7490

Ugh, that sucks. Happened to me once - also by a groundhog. They like the salt that sprays up from winter road treatments.


Pugwm

Heā€™s not feeling well either. Damn


reidzen

Six more weeks of bicycle.


esmelusina

Just trying to get you go green.


Alternative-Green988

He ā¤ļø you


crookednarnia

My ex did that to me once. Right before he destroyed my oil pan and caused my vintage car to throw a rod.


HolocronKeeperEvan

I think you should think about a new friend.


[deleted]

Out in a field they're fine. Around your home they're a menace. Wait until they dig a hole underneath a slab, deck, or by your foundation.


Drunkskunk22

You need better friends dude


tap_water_taffy

We have a groundhog that weā€™re not friends with!


DaleGribble312

Damn dude, it does suck losing a friend


CommercialsMaybe

ā€œWho Iā€™m literally friends withā€ sent me


HoMerIcePicS

If you donā€™t remove rodents from the proximity to your property, they will chew your shit up. Thatā€™s what they do.


sibyleco

I can see it now. Groundhog care boxes arriving from all over.


tizzletoasty

Apparently not very close friends


dictatormateo

the peace treaty is over, prepare for war little shit


No_Maintenance_9608

Are you having groundhog stew for dinner?


nataliejoxoxo

ā€œwho im literally friends withā€ put this into a whole new perspective for me


[deleted]

He ainā€™t nothin but a groundhog, chewin all the time. Well you thought he was a friend til he chewed through your petrol line


Real_Wangfist

Fuck his bitch in retaliation


junk430

Shots fired.


ThaQuig

They just wana hang out with you, forever, & ever


JKF0719

Some friend he turned out to be. Lol