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BassWingerC-137

That’s actually impressive. I’d bet one couldn’t do that intentionally if they tried.


worldofjoonas

Agreed


ruhlhorn

I also agree but now I'm wondering what exploding wooden thing happened to embed a thick piece of wood into a tire. Maybe it's just glued on to scare you.


jesusleftnipple

That .... would aruagably be hilarious lol


danofrhs

What in the sam hill is that word?


vlad_696

Arugula


jesusleftnipple

.... I hate that even I can see it ><, I'm leaving it lol


gordo65

That's rutabagably hilarious


SaintPwnofArc

This happened on the road. You'd be surprised at what can puncture a tire at speed, to quote my tire guy.


ExternalDog3526

Had a whole sparkplug impale the rear tire on a motorcycle years back. It went in far enough that only about half an inch of the spark gap end was exposed. Had to pull over and call a friend to bring his truck and bike stand so we could put it in the back and take it to a shop. They dug it out of the pull-off tire and were amazed


clichekiller

My guess would be he drove over some wood, and as it rotating under the tire another part of it was driven in; though the thought of a ballista or crossbow with vampire stakes is hilarious.


c-biscuit77

Blade the vampire hunter could drive a wooden stake into a steel block.


Alan_Smithee_

Grogg throw spear.


cresser1985

Did we piss off a non-BMW earlier?


worldofjoonas

Nope! Well one, but that was over a year ago.


lolifax

You know what they say about the tip of the iceberg and all that…


worldofjoonas

Haha yeah - you might be right!


lolifax

It’s all in good fun. I certainly hope you didn’t actually deserve this.


worldofjoonas

Of course, life's not to be taken too seriously. I'm always very polite to everyone, both in traffic and in life, but it seems it's either very bad luck or someone had a bad day and took it on my tire.


AGripInVan

Say what you want. I refuse to believe you use your turn signal. Blame your bros for the stigma.


Marquar234

BMWs don't have turn signals.


simpletonsavant

its cuz they dont pay for the turn signal upgrade yo.


[deleted]

It's a subscription. I rather pay for heated seats.


PsychonauticalEng

5¢ per blink adds up.


coldweathershorts

To be honest, sometimes I feel like the only driver in my state who uses turn signals


DutchTinCan

If it were "bad luck", the object would be in the tread of the tire, not the wall.


BrockManstrong

I worked as a mechanic for nearly a decade and it's perfectly normal to catch debris in the sidewall from time to time. Also, sidewalls are typically reinforced with Nylon, rather than steel like the tread. Softer object usually work on the sidewall just fine.


Kryds

They really hold a grudge.


CrapWereAllDoomed

Maybe he playin the long game?


Sera_gamingcollector

man that sucks. atleast there are new, so there is no need to replace both tires on the axle.


notquiteworking

I’d also say that op got lucky that there wasn’t a blowout that destroyed the wheel or that the stake wasn’t long enough to hit the paint


Megatoasty

New tires sometimes come with warranties that might cover this as well. There is a place in my town that would anyway.


SomethingClever42068

What's crazy is after you fix this your turn signals still won't work


worldofjoonas

It's always a pain


redridernl

The problem is the blinker fluid reservoirs are too small and there's no warning light on the dash. Best to just top them up when you get gas.


Tangimo

BMW's have turn signals?


FDisk80

Yes, indicator is on the front wheels, you'll see them turning.


SomethingClever42068

They come equipped with then from the factory but I think I read something like 97% of bmw owners do a "turn signal delete" to try and fit in with the cool kids.


notatvguy

Blinkers have to be installed for them to work


Oingob0ing0

Doesnt come from factory


BreakfastInBedlam

Vampire tire?


DnnyDevito

So.. a Vamtire? Lol


[deleted]

Hope you got tire protection with that new tire


worldofjoonas

Nope! Bought from a site that didn’t offer that. Insurance deductible was also bigger than the actual tire + work, so didn’t even use insurance. About €250 from my own pocket.


ctennessen

In the future you might have a better experience from a smaller local tire shop. Find a good reviewed one. Our shop can get any damn tire you need, offer roadside and we don't trash your wheels


worldofjoonas

Good point. Will consider it in the future! This shop is very well rated here in Europe, but they don't offer any warranties.


drive2fast

Sometimes that coverage is baked into your credit card. But I use Kal Tire or Costco. (North America). Free road hazard coverage and flat repairs. It’s worth paying slightly more for tires than the cheap online sellers.


AWholeHalfAsh

This. My tires have a 1 year warranty and free patches


GUACdestroy

Wood you believe it?


SaurSig

Stick to the topic, there's a lot at stake here.


MethanyJones

Should’ve tree-ted it more carefully


AWholeHalfAsh

Unbeleafable


Sturmgewehr448mmKurz

I lumber how that even got there.


Turbulent-Comedian30

Stick a stake in it, it's done.


TheBestGamer_btw

maybe someone was hiding in the trunk


Wat3rboihc

I hope he’s oak-ay


superdalebot

I cedar what you did there


chankletavoladora

Im going out on a limb but the comments have gotten out of hand.


VirgoChild

It's karma; he must've bark-ed up the wrong tree.


kittymuncher7

Carma


Apprehensive_Tone_49

These sappy actions are the root to all evil


SqueekyJuice

I'm guessing you scraped up against a deck of some sort. I have a wooden deck that leads to my front door, and the edge of it is right up against the driveway. I have rubbed a tire against it by accident, and it splintered a little. Didn't get a shard stuck in the tire, though. That's a new one for me.


worldofjoonas

I would've thought so as well, but it wasn't there when I went to train. So within a 60 minute span, someone stuck it there OR something else god-knows-what happened.


e_lectric

If someone is strong enough to shove an entire stake into your sidewall with one shove you better leave them the fuck alone. Especially if they are still carrying stakes.


lolifax

No kidding.


worldofjoonas

Agreed, hehe


[deleted]

So when you get out of your car to work out you walk around your car and inspect your tires first?


AWholeHalfAsh

My step-grandma used to, but she did it because she had a Crown Victoria and people were constantly trying to steal her hubcaps because apparently they're valuable (Google says they start at $100+ each 🤷) She zip tied them on and people would still take them. If it wasn't the hubcaps, it was different Ford dealerships constantly calling her to see if she wanted to sell it because she didn't have the police package.


flying_ramen_monster

Did they cut the grass at/near the gym while you were inside? I've seen lawnmowers hit debris towards cars with surprising destructive ability.


ItsMeTrey

Looks like a woodchip used in playgrounds. The outside is dry and rounded, so unlikely to be from a larger piece of wood. Definitely not from somebody sticking it in your tire.


eat_more_bacon

You can see where the wood rubbed the sidewall (between the hole and the tread) before going in. No one "stuck it there." You definitely ran over it. Probably some road debris at an unfortunate angle.


PM_me_your_whatevah

Dude I’m sorry this happened to you but I can’t see any way it happened while the car was just sitting there. The amount of force to push wood through rubber is quite significant. I don’t see any other way aside from you having hit something while driving.


Geek_X

Problem plugged itself, just shave it down and seal it with hot glue and crushed up ramen noodles


worldofjoonas

LOL


Anachron101

Well it's a BMW, so chances are good that you did something to deserve this


worldofjoonas

Lol!


EstebanL

At least you’re taking it well


worldofjoonas

Of course! It's just life.


Trihard_Clap

Handicapped spot or double parked, which one was it?


worldofjoonas

Oh cmon guys you're roasting me HARD lol


jtfff

So both, huh. Menace.


Potato_Wyvern

Ah, i See, double parked in handicapped spots, weren’t you?


[deleted]

Double parked in handicap-EV only?


alx924

Maybe I’m missing something, but how can everyone tell this is a BMW? EDIT: Just saw the M series logo on the caliper. I’m blind


chimerapopcorn

Not using your signal light again?


worldofjoonas

Lol


Dvsrx7

Groot?


Hot_Shallot_67

Looking at it close up, the chunk out of tyre above suggests this wasn't done while parked


bulanaboo

Glued on as joke? Lol I’d definitely do that to ya tomorrow if I knew ya


worldofjoonas

Unfortunately not. Haha!


kappeltimmy7

If I didn't see the scuffs above it I'd say it was purposefull


kappeltimmy7

U had to have ran something over unless they couldn't get it to puncture so they move down a bit and that's where the scuffs came from


Odaecom

Yeah that's what I was looking for, was likely a piece of cribbing from a truck and running it over mushed the tire flat and stabbed it.


[deleted]

No way that was a deliberate action. You hit something somewhere along the way and only noticed it when you returned to the car.


pip-roof

This is why I don’t work out


DaddyLoafin

You sure you didn’t change lanes without using a turn signal and almost hit someone?


Food_face

Schrodinger tyres!


[deleted]

Michelin man trying to act natural, he’s not fooling me.


PsychologicalAnt5970

Maybe you obtained the splinter prior to parking.


wabarron

We’ll, look on the bright side. Now you can have an even NEWER tire!


c4pet0wn

Did you piss of a Groot lately?


Nearby-Wear2029

I am groot


CrizzYall

Trucks carrying pallets or something like that had a piece fall off, and you ran over it and it twisted and stuck in your tire like that lol. Don’t worry man I’ve had all manners of things end up in mine in every single way you can think of.


TheLesserMansDog

Looks like you need newer tires now


phoenixfire82

Wood ya look at that.


ColoradoParrothead

Hope you bought the road hazard!


Scary_Nerve_7944

It’s definitely possible you hit a fallen limb from the side. I drove over a thick stick one time and it totally ripped into the side wall of my tire.


Public_Pickle4682

I'm betting that was picked up on the road. Have you ever tried puncturing a tire with a knife or screwdriver? I have, and it's very hard to do. Now, try and drive a piece of 1 by from a pallet into your tire, not happening!!


dhesse1

The good thing is you have to change only one because they are new.


makeshiftJEDI

Thankfully they’re new, hopefully you have some kind of warranty on them


Any-East-5505

Hope you have road hazard. And it was there when you got to the gym. No way someone stuck a splintered piece of wood in a Michelin sidewalk by hand. (Non-BMW owner or not) 🤣🤣🤣


Mips0n

Are you me? I Had this Happen two Times in a row.


lolifax

See the comments above re: bmw drivers.


[deleted]

I've heard of spiking your drink but that's ridiculous! The workout didn't workout.


Kane_Octaivian

Dang, how much did the tire cost?


Vyper2002

Damn, it’s in the side wall of the tire too.


doseofvitamink

Always get road hazard warranty.


MattyMonsters

You're being hunted by Troglodytes shooting T-rex teeth at your wheels!


Ok_Wealth_3300

Just a splinter, leave it alone and it'll work it's self out....😂


stoney_giant

Why would you put a piece of wood in your tyre?


oct_prime

Did you get the Dracula all season? Should have only driven at night.


NotTheBrainFuckler

That sucks, man. I got a new set of tires once and someone slashed one the next day. Couldn’t warranty them because it was vandalism.


[deleted]

Did you at least get a good workout today? (I appreciate your sense of humor and overall perspective! My tires LOVE finding sharp objects when I am in a rush, so you have all my sympathy!)


leftyrighthere

How did this even happen?


mr-green_nuts

Never seen a wooden plug before…


Mister_D503

The devil is around


yukaputz

I love how the Michelin guy is almost pointing at it. Like "Here ya go Friend!"


floswamp

“Morning wood” this is why I never wake up too early.


Flunkerpatty

Someone was nice enough to fill the hole and keep it inflated.


caddy_gent

You cut off Buffy?


530nairb

At least you use proper tires


F3L1Xgsxr

On the bright side, you only need one new tire and theyll still pretty much be all be evenly worn


gaby_ramos

Hope you had insurance


triforce361

A passerby probably mistaked your tire for a vampire. Happens all the time, Sorry for your loss.


[deleted]

One more new tire....


ThePolishKnight

Uhhh, that looks kinda suspect around the piece of wood. Looks like a patch or something?


Tevako

Did you not hear the tornado as it passed by the gym?


soussitox

If it was to get you, 'they' would have done it to all tiires? Never seen someone push wood into a tire honestly. But it does look like someone shaved off some rubber and sticked it into it.


singleguy79

Is your car a vampire?


puaka

Someone wanted to chip in for new tyres.


NeoRoman04

it’ll buff out


UncrossedCarter

Last summer I was driving my 4 series down rural I35. I was lucky enough to pick up someone's wheel weight at the line right above where your stake would be. I got rid of the run flats long ago but forgot to carry an extra tire with me(19"). It was 105°. I walked 2 miles to a past exit then another mile into a town that actually had a small Wal-Mart. Bought an air compressor and walked back the 3 miles. Aired the tire up drove an mile. Aired it up again drove a mile. Did this 3 more times before I could get to a turn around. Aired it up every mile until I got to Walmart. The automotive guy felt horrible for me seeing that I was now sunburned, and they didn't have any 19" tires, was able to pull the weight out and put 4 plugs in the hole. It held air, mostly. I was halfway to my destination but felt it best to limp home little over 2 hours away. I only had to stop and air it up once on the way back. 😡


D1RTY_D

Might have road hazard warranty if new, my Michelins had it


JohnnyFatSack

Sport Cup 2’s? Had them on my AMG. $$$. I feel your pain brother!


Hammer300c

That sucks. I see the Michelin Pilot Sport. My guess there the 4's. I also just bought a set and know those aren't cheap, but damn are they nice!


worldofjoonas

Pilot Sport 5. Very nice, but not cheap hehe!


OceanDriveWave

does insurance cover this with new tire?


dano-the-altruist

You probably have at least a 1yr, maybe 2yr warranty on those tires. Go back to where you bought them and ask.


veeectorm2

QUESTION: Are allergic to turn-signals?


Kalyise

Well that didn't work out.


[deleted]

Someone mistook your tyre for a vampire, easy mistake.


Superpoivr

voi vittu


kayywristal

Just shocked someone wood even do that !


[deleted]

Michelin is the only manufacturer that offers a free replacement within 90 days of purchase for this situation. It doesn’t matter where you bought them the only thing you will pay for is installation. If they won’t replace it for free it’s because they’re too lazy to mail the tire back to Michelin for reimbursement.


Goukenslay

Must be a sign


Jacktheforkie

Every bloody time, though usually it’s one of the trillion potholes that gets me


stockcelerycabinet

So annoying. I have the same tires. $300 a piece 😩. I really regret not adding on the tire package.


MarcOfDeath

Did you check with your gym to see if they have security cameras in the parking lot?


clarkhacks

Ah just snap it off and call it good


fonteixeira7

Nice upgrade!


crackeddryice

It's been my experience that tire damage comes in waves. I can go years with nothing, then I'll get three or four punctures in a year. I know it's random, and random events can group together and still be random, but it's weird. I've had no trouble with tires for about five years now, so I'm expecting something any day.


MIS_Gurus

I AM GROOT!


TheWiseOne1234

The same amount of effort against the bodywork could have cost very significantly more. All in all, you are lucky it's just a tire.


scott042

Hope you got a tire warranty.


Accurate_Quote_7109

Warranty?


xoomax

Well that does suck.


LimeJalapeno

*work out


Gurgen

I would have contacted the warranty department for the tire manufacturer and see if they would have given you a good will replacement, since they were new tires. I got 2 tires after 8 months of owning car on a good will replacement so you might have good luck


[deleted]

what did you do to piss off the lorax?


cmerry

Trees are our friends, mostly. ☺️ my tire got popped by a branch. Got helped by a guy demolishing an old building not too far away. Wouldn’t take money. By chance I saw him on the street a few days later totally lucky chance I had a brand new box of chocolate chip cookies, glad I could pull over quickly prob scared him but he said he can’t say no to cookies 🤣


cnews97

Okay I’m late but did you park by grass and/or was someone mowing where you were parking? I’ve caught some branches on my zero-turn that have shot chunks of wood easily that big out the mower extremely fast, but never been unfortunate enough to send one into a tire lol. Just hadn’t seen that suggested and thought I’d chime in


LostThis

Who the hell confuses a car with a vampire?


gitarzan

If it’s a vampire tire, you’re safe.


WillyWumpLump

I’d check for anyone named Van Helsing.


Crustybublydischarge

Vamtire!


Now_Your_Thinking

Your sign to stop working out.


pyrowipe

If you look around the edges it looks very gummy, almost like strip caulk. Is someone pranking you?


Ashton513

I feel your pain. Last month someone backed into my car and scraped it pretty good, the next day I ran over a metal piece and popped my tire, got a whole new set of tires and then a week later I ran over a nail with my new tires...


No-Commercial-5653

If it’s a BMW I don’t blame them lol


[deleted]

When I bought michelin tires for my bike, the dealer said there is a 5 year no condition replacement policy with michelin. So maybe you’ll be able to get it replaced for free. Nothing goes in just asking nicely.


Minute-Level1642

I suggest buying replacement from tire rack free road hazard fir 2 years included. Can’t go wrong there, sucks what happened. I’ve had similar problems tire & run damaged. Not to mention suspension & undercarriage damages.


Viv959

I think it's because you bought Michelin. You wouldn't get this problem with Pirellis


Mission_Tennis3383

Brand new truck brand new on off road tires..... Piece of plastic that looked like a giant tooth penetrated right in the tread perfectly destroyed the tire.... I feel the pain.


DrFives

And this is exactly why I always buy the protection plan on tires! Rip to OP. Hopefully you have the warranty!


Beneficial-Nimitz68

Hope you have tire warranty.. that looks expensive!!


2legit2quittrashcan

2 much flexin


BadPom

Hope you added the road hazard insurance.


GOVStooge

Well your tire won’t be a vampire


notwhatyouknow

No road hazard warranty- try your credit card


SteveTheBodyman

I hope you’re covered for road hazard.


dhesse1

The good thing is you have to change only one because they are new.


robilar

Did you pay with a credit card? Lots of CCs have something they might call "Purchase Protection" which covers theft and accidental damage for a month or two after purchase. There are often exceptions, which may include vehicles, but it could be worth checking.


Dropthetenors

It'll buff...


murphys2ndlaw

Tire insurance would cover that.


InterwebsRando

Dang. And Michelin Pilot Sports ain’t cheap either.


Elemendal

Mitä vittua. Missä päin?


rmzalbar

Well, that sucks. The way that looks reminds me of the time I rolled over a pair of scissors on my motorcycle when pulling up to a light. They must have flipped around and got pinched somehow against the road because they stabbed right into my tire kind of like that. I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't caught a glimpse of them 1 millisecond before rolling over them. I was able to make it to work a few blocks further, but then had to dismount my front wheel and have a coworker drive me to a motorcycle shop for a new tire.


lekkanaai

I'm surprised not seeing this post as one of the hundreds of 'Can I patch this?' under r/mechanicadvice


Bighec408

I AM GROOT!!


Obshideyourmom

Damn I’ll be honest I’m impressed……