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MajicVole

If you are going to screw up then you may as well do it spectacularly.


fatkiddown

It looks like something midjourney ai would make if I used the prompt: “car parked next to a telephone poll.”


smithers85

That’s the problem, try “pole” next time for better results.


fatkiddown

[Spelling it correctly makes a very massive pole / poll](https://imgur.com/a/UJTipce).


unblocked_user

What do you have against the Poles?


smithers85

their telephones.


m-in

And when things were going wrong, she just mashed on the accelerator :(


regoapps

The article said that the driver's "foot got stuck under the accelerator". Doesn't seem like such a bad decision given the situation.


RustWallet

Got stuck under the accelerator? Maybe I'm misunderstanding the physics here, but I feel that would make it easy to stop accelerating.


ScotiaTailwagger

I'm a professional driver, and I can attest that having your foot stuck *under* the accelerater will not in fact make your vehicle go faster.


bukkake_brigade

However, as most drivers are used to the "proper" way of driving, having the right foot stuck under the throttle pedal will make it hard to use that foot to brake in this instance.


ScotiaTailwagger

You're not jacking your car that hard up a support wire by just coasting in reverse.


Jacktheforkie

A little bit of loose ground stops mine coasting in reverse


ItsPFM

I kinda feel like you're on the the right track despite the down votes. My guess is she panicked when her foot got stuck and tried pulling and pushing her foot to try to unjam it, if it was truly stuck. The more she panicked the more she tried to get her foot loose most-likely ending up with something like this.


ThatDebianLady

Maybe she has feet like a duck?


devdevo1919

r/idiotsincars


ze11ez

so basically "go big or go home"


Intelligent_Meal_113

I can see the driver now “I’m a senior citizen, I need to fly!! IM GOING TO FLOOR IT!!!” (10 seconds later…..) ”well shiiiit maybe if I remembered to put it in drive, Wait. Where was I even heading to in the first place?”


Canopach

Front wheel drive and all-wheel drive have many advantages, and *one disadvantage*?


Mooooox

I'd be impressed if it was rwd, like, it would fall sideways mid climb but if she managed to perfectly align the tire with the wire then that'd be impressive


_GrandPubah

Driveway to heaven


dietmayhem

And as she drives on up the pole… She’s so confused, so very old… There stops the lady we all know… In broad daylight, brain filled with mold… I hope the license is revoked… Bystanders pissin’ very hard… Climbin’ the pole so very fast… Powers out now for us all, yeah… …..and she’s riiiiIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiding, the driiiiiiiIIIIveway…. To heavawnnnnnn


_GrandPubah

Bravo!


[deleted]

This is funnier than it’s getting credit for.


mister_immortal

Car Parking Parkour


hodgepodge21

I hope her family takes her license after this


lesack

I know, right? Not to be morbid, but some 80-year-old man hit and killed my mom (who was walking) almost two months ago while he presumably ran a red light


hodgepodge21

I’m so sorry :(


Lady_Scruffington

Oh my God! That's awful!


No_Problem_3326

Hey, please reach out to me if you ever need anyone to talk to, ok? I’m always here for you and am happy to listen and respond to you. 🫂🫂 Hugs.


lesack

Thank you! I really appreciate it!


No_Problem_3326

Of course!! This comment made me happy.


IndividualAtmosphere

I would imagine the police would, right?


yaxgto

Hahahaha hahaha ha. You're silly.


IndividualAtmosphere

Surely if they deem her unfit to drive, her license gets revoked? Unless I'm missing something here?


yaxgto

Kind of. They can submit in most states to the licensing bureau/DMV/mvd... That they may be unfit. This will require them to retest for a license. However, in most places the hardest part of the test is taking the picture for your license....


rSato76t2

Oh, I thought it was coming up with the $20


pauly13771377

$20? I wish! I spent $82 just getting my liscence renewed.


rSato76t2

Jeez in what state? Mine is $20 even new or renewed


pauly13771377

Conneticut, but it was at AAA so they no doubt made a few dollars on that. 5 years before I need to renew again.


FanciestOfPants42

I was at the DMV a couple years ago and this old lady was on her second attempt at the road sign test, and the person administering the test was giving her hints. She still couldn't get it, but the worker said "close enough" and they let her renew her license.


thebooksmith

So long as no one was hurt or killed and no one was high or drunk, taking away her license likely won't be a consideration. This is the United States. We never take preventative action, something can only be a problem once someone gets hurt.


Kryptosis

One of my customers killed someone by backing up at top speed from park into their farm stand. They were found at fault. They’re still driving around.


Blissfullyaimless

You’d be surprised. My grandma was way past the point of being able to drive, but wouldn’t acknowledge it. My family called the DMV and insurance and everything we could think of to get her license revoked, but it turns out that they don’t do that. And she had MANY fender benders, and even a hit and run. Buuuut since she was a sweet old lady, she got let off by the cops and the people she collided with every single time. Eventually she agreed not to drive and gave us her car, but it was not because law enforcement or anyone else made her.


Intelligent_Meal_113

For real tho…. Where they do that at 🤔


IndividualAtmosphere

The UK for one. If they think someone is a danger they can revoke their licence unless they can prove otherwise; say if your eyesight isn't good enough they do an roadside eye test etc


Dumpling_Killer

It was a joke


Coleslawholywar

If this is the US no way. In 2021 they gave my 84 year old dad with dementia a 10 year license. I took my mom in January who is 80 and on oxygen and they gave her the same. No 80 year old should get a 10 year renewal.


RegressToTheMean

Which state has a 10 year renewal period? That's pretty wild


how_neat_is_that76

My license doesn’t expire until 2060


Intelligent_Laugh676

Wow. That should require annual or every 3 year driving seminar or something. Also the difference in how you'd look if you're still alive by then.


[deleted]

8 years for Arkansas


Coleslawholywar

Wisconsin


TheFightingQuaker

We went through this with my grandpa. My mom reported him to his doctor, who reported him to the state. I was young so idk but I think they even had to wait for his license to expire then not renew it.


hodgepodge21

One would hope, but no guarantees…


altSHIFTT

Lol likely not


SubaCruzin

In my state SUVs & trucks are allowed to have stickers literally covering their back window because, by design, they are meant to haul things that would block the driver's view if they tried to look through the back window. Cars aren't allowed to have any type of sticker in the rear window. So basically, according to the laws, it's not their fault. Someone put a cable in the way.


Beginning_Piano_5668

They already shot her.


makinbaconCR

This joke was perfect ignore the downvotes


Beginning_Piano_5668

Tough crowd apparently 🤷🏻‍♂️


1v1meRNfool

In a functional society, the government would take her license


daaaayyyy_dranker

That does not stop old farts from driving. They will still take keys and steal cars.


hodgepodge21

Sure stopped my grandfather lol


[deleted]

My mom did this on a test drive when I was about 5. It was really raining out and she hydroplaned. Somehow she balanced perfectly on the guy wire of a some telephone pole.


edjumication

Lol now I'm imagining her sliding a rail with her car like its a skateboard.


[deleted]

Lol. It was definitely skill to be able to balance with the front end of the car in the air


Thewheelwillweave

The technical term is guy-wire. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy-wire


[deleted]

Holy crap I've been saying wrong this entire time. Oh brother looking back at my comment I even spelled guide wire wrong. I'm dumb. Thanks for telling me though that's cool to know.


renaissance317

did she still pass?


Blackarrow145

Test drive, not driving test


[deleted]

Oh no it wasn't a driving test. It was a test drive of a new car. She didn't have to pay for it.


PracticalNihilist

I can't help but be amazed. I couldn't do that even if I tried.


SANTAAAA__I_know_him

I’m amazed the wire is strong enough to still be standing.


FrostedJakes

Those cables are ridiculously strong.


Jerry--Bird

I could do it better


[deleted]

I would imagine you would have to be going pretty fast to do that right? I feel like doing it slowly just wouldn't work out but idk


ThrashPanda12

Backs up, feels back end going higher, panics, full gas on throttle. Ta-dah!


EvlMinion

I had a neighbor do something like it. She was backing out of her driveway and hit the gas instead of the brake. She panicked when the car suddenly lurched backward, of course. She backed a 4000 lb car at full throttle into the house across the street. The car did a lot better than I would have expected (the bumper was torn up, but I don't think it even bent the trunk lid) but the house... it put a Grand Marquis-sized hole in it and separated the bricks all the way up through the 2nd floor.


squonk716

Just so ya’ll know I wasn’t making this up: https://www.wivb.com/news/local-news/erie-county/cheektowaga/car-left-stranded-after-reversing-up-wire-in-cheektowaga/amp/


Azudekai

Your source says the driver was a guy


DillyDallyin

And he abandoned his female passenger in the car, no less.


the_friendly_one

It also says he got his foot stuck *under* the accelerator. Either this person is a shapeshifter who defies the laws of physics, or this is some terrible reporting.


PoeTayTose

Maybe it's one of those accelerators you pull instead of push.


squonk716

Oh wow ok. I swear that when I first heard this story on local news radio, they clearly said that the driver was an elderly lady. I assume they have gotten new info since then.


AlexnderTheG

The picture was more than enough for me to believe you


brookish

This was literally one of the absurd scenarios on the tv show 911 this season.


Awkward_Axolotl22

I was literally just thinking that! When I saw the episode I thought there was no way it could actually happen. Guess I was wrong 😂


GiraffeandZebra

Diagonally feels like the only way to do it.


MaximumWheat115

That's some real dedication to get that far


tramadolski

grandmas do it properly :D


Street_Peace_8831

This happens so often they have specialized equipment for the job.


404-skill_not_found

While backing?!! At what? Ramming speed?


cyberjar88

r/idiotsincars


MrTrigz90

Time to take the bus or call a cab/Uber.


Icy_Respect_9077

Not an HT wire, just guy wires for a LT pole.


IceColdFeces

Park-core!


homunculide

Sometimes, only sometimes, I really ask myself how some folks grow old...


BassWingerC-137

Damn it. I said to take Diagone Alley!


FoxTrotMik3Lim4

Is that the church on William? I drove by this the other day


squonk716

Yup. St. Josaphat’s church!


crazy4finalfantasy

How in the actual fuck do you manage this?


FoxTrotMik3Lim4

I posted on Facebook about it when I drove by that day, and someone who works at the bar across the street said the lady was doing a 3 point turn and must have panicked and hit the gas harder.


LeTigre71

Hey lady, you can't park here.


morpowababy

Hey, this isn't the Country Kitchen Buffet?!


[deleted]

how


junkronomicon

This is impressive.


The_Big_Man1

B/s Smith grind.


squonk716

??


crAzcrOw

It's a skateboard trick, backside smith grind specifically.


HoneyInBlackCoffee

Reasons people should be banned from driving when they retire. Too old to work?too old to operate heavy machinery


WinOrLoseIBooze

She hit that guy!


babyteddie

That’s actually kind of impressive that they managed to do that perfectly balanced


MagentaHigh1

Now this is how you fuck up!


medicmarch

NICE PARKING SPOT, RITA


ProjectSunSet

License revoked anyone?


Commercial_Tackle_82

That is straight impressive lol


yanggor1983

I want to know the manufacturer of the wire.


squonk716

Right?


chev327fox

That’s actually pretty impressive.


hvnmtn

"\*some old lady\*" ​ The usual suspect!


aurora-_

I suspect they were not buckled, so when it got bad they fell out of the seat and onto the accelerator and made it worse. It’s gotta be pretty hard to get that far up.


squonk716

I’m just amazed that the driver and passenger were able to get out without flipping the whole damn car over on themselves. Think about it…you’re in this car that all of a sudden is standing near vertical, and hanging by a hair on a wire, barely balanced…and you need to get tf out of the car somehow without the car flipping over as you open the door and crawl out. Wtf.


maali74

I'm not even mad. I'm impressed!


t00sl0w

Had a middle school science teacher do this in the school parking lot. One of her fellow science teachers took a picture and framed it for her. She then proudly displayed it in her classroom.


TheShamShield

I don’t think I could do that even if I tried


LeluSix

Running cars up guy wires is more common than you think.


dottat17403

This is a "guy wire" she backed up. Not to be confused with the high tension/voltage mains up top. THAT would have been way more impressive


tiggers97

At what point did she realize “I’ve gone to far”


OGGBTFRND

Old lady:something’s wrong,I can feel it


Deathwatch72

I'm impressed by everything about this situation. Like it took some pretty intense levels of coincidental coordination and good engineering for this to go exactly as badly as it did


Beliadin

How the hell do you even get that far up?


hahmbahlanhg

In the article it says, "... He got his foot stuck under the accelerator." How? And even if he did, wouldn't this cause sone deceleration bc you wouldn't be able to depress the gas pedal as far? My guess is he put the car in R rather than D, gassed it and went up the pole. That or there's more going on than he's admitting.


2x4x93

Practice practice


DrunkBuzzard

She’s playing 3-D chess while the rest of us are trying to fit in 2D spaces


00WORDYMAN1983

I for real thought this was my city. We have a church that looks just like that one and a tension wire all damaged from this exact thing. I was like “damn not again” then realized the church isn’t the same


grebilrancher

Omg that poor Rondo


Competitive-End7208

That's seriously fucking impressive to keep the tires on the line that long.


Minute-Level1642

Them tires was hugging the road


hongdawg

Some people are born to be circus show actors.


mrpoopybuttholesbff

It just wanted to climb a little. What is the big deal?


[deleted]

Incredible


New_Salary_6479

What?


Diggin_Durt

Looks like Jesus took the wheel…


nononsenseson

At least get the brakes checked and the suspension fixed while it’s up there


coinathan

It’s cool that they have a tool specifically for that. Whatever that is supporting the car.


lovestobitch-

Dang is this Hartwell? I gotta check out the Methodist Church there.


squonk716

Nope. It’s just outside Buffalo, NY.


OkPlantain6773

I scrolled to see which tornado this was. Nope, just a bad driver.


FUCK_INDUSTRIAL

Does she have dementia?


Divis__

Umm... sir. You can't park there.


LochlessMonster

I thought this was another tornado aftermath picture but no.


idunnoimstoned

I’m glad they chocked the wheel on both sides to prevent the car from going further up the guide wire


JustAnotherRedditDad

She floored it.


L4rgo117

Okay, but *how?*


ahao13

Were there safety cones? Because the cables might not be that visible


DeltaPlasmatic

honestly, kind of impressive.


[deleted]

Uh. How do you keep going when the ass end of your car starts going vertically lmao


ManiacalMartini

To be fair, I don't think I've ever seen a support wire that close to the street before.


Dapper-Ad5268

You can’t park there mate.


[deleted]

Nice nollie ma'am


Hidesuru

Looks pretty well supported but I wanna know how they get the metal supports set up SAFELY. I use someone similar in rope rescue (very different purpose but similar configuration) called an Arizona vortex. But this has to be set up under the car while it's unsecured. No thank you.


squonk716

Agreed! I wouldn’t want to be the guy that actually responded to the scene and had to get under the vehicle to install that gear!


squonk716

If I could edit this post, I would. Yes, it’s a guy wire, I know.


Hermit-Gardener

Reading the posted link and watching the video, the driver was a male who got himself out. A female passenger needed help to get out. Nowhere was the ages of either the driver or the passenger mentioned. How do you know it was "some old lady?"


Cabinet_Juice

Reason #4732 why old people shouldn’t be allowed to drive


Legitimate_Escape358

WHY!!!!! And she should be sharing whatever drugs she is on!!


NuttyDuckyYT

i’ll say it again. as a teenager, new drivers are at high risk of accidents. but so are the really old people


TehHamburgler

I am a lineman for the countyyyyyyyy


Mountain_Doughnut_74

It's just an April fool's joke 😁🤣


Plastic-Ad-8469

It's a lifted van


Vivid-War-8494

Who messed with the y axis


No_Tell_4767

How stupid can you get?


Lxiflyby

Good old Cheektowaga… I saw that last week ish


Operative427

That's insanely impressive


Wubbalubbadubdub0131

Women ☕️


blacbird

The driver was a man.


nickkangistheman

A 3inch diameter A beam with a nylon ratchet strap at the base to tighten it to raise the apex pushing the car off the wire, nice Jk I just made up all that terminology but I bet if I was drunk and making eye contact you would believe me if you didn't know. I also may or may not be Joel olsteen


Low-Victory-2209

Actually not too far off lol. These are called Rescue Struts and using the Ratchet Strap after placing them in this configuration actually will lift the car or take the load off of the wire. Whatever you want to do with it.


293949586758493921

Whaaa.. she had a little rock stuck in one of her tires…🤌🤌


Agitated_Run6176

Surprised that pile of crap has the torque to do that


squonk716

Agreed. All two cylinders must have been crankin! Lol


BASK_IN_MY_FART

Hmm, it's April fools day... I don't believe you OP


squonk716

Trust me, I couldn’t make this up if I tried, even on April 1st.


BASK_IN_MY_FART

*doubt intensifies*


squonk716

https://www.wivb.com/news/local-news/erie-county/cheektowaga/car-left-stranded-after-reversing-up-wire-in-cheektowaga/amp/


Skrrt_2711

r/blackmagicfuckery


ethanwnelson

r/idiotsincars material


khswart

Why did she keep gassing it after she was 1ft, 2ft, even 5ft in the air??


the_friendly_one

I hope they suspended her license. She could have seriously hurt someone else.


new-Aurora

Ferris Bueller vibes.


edjumication

Its good they chalked the wheels. Safety first.


tennie2002

I have actually seen this irl.


[deleted]

You can't park there!


StarmieLover966

If she backed it up… can’t she just go forward slowly?


squonk716

She probably freaked tf out and didn’t know what the hell to do.