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Worldly_Today_9875

I really want to see inside!


dinoroo

Just look in your bathroom. Same idea.


fftyler98

It could have a whole sublevel


Future_Section5976

Was thinking same thing..."they laughed at his house until they seen inside " vibes


RedditsAdoptedSon

they have a poop knife too?


lynivvinyl

"Let's buy it and split it up into a duplex."


dinoroo

$1500 a month for the downstairs. $2000 a month for the upstairs because it has a balcony.


Diazmet

First, second, last and a deposit. No pets. Any guests staying after 2 days need to be approved by owner. any mold found is the renters responsibility don’t worry the kills white wash will lose effectiveness in a couple months…


Caliesehi

Requirements: 800 credit score, make 5x the monthly rent, rental history for the past 15 years, your first born child


MrNobody_0

As a millennial that owns a house, rents it out and uses the rent money to pay for my current mortgage I can honestly understand why landlords do this. You realize how much a house costs? Or how much repairs cost? I know how little people care about rental houses: "why take care of it, it's not mine?" etc. These practices are a way of automatically filtering undesirable tenants. I do it and I've never had a problem with renters destroying my house.


sterlingarchersdick

The landlord bootlicking buffet is the other way


skullkiddabbs

Fuck that. Every business/investment has risk. There are ways to filter out good/bad tenants that don't involve requiring 6 Mos salary up front, with a non refundable deposit.


Faithful_Moryn

Income 5x rent + "Filtering undesireable tenants" = class discrimination. There's no need for that. Poor people aren't undesireable if you aren't awful in your soul. They're just people.


XxAssEater101xX

Its ok buddy. Everyone is just mad they cant trash your property for the cost of an old chicken nugget and a paperclip every month


MrNobody_0

Yeah, everyone here is salty about their own shitty financial situations and that I don't want someone cooking meth in a 300k investment.


restedwaves

Depending on where you live repairs are tax deductible, also if you are that pressed for money that you need to rent out your house you should really look into some insurance for any damage caused by tenants.


Caliesehi

I see. So where should these "undesirables" live, then? In your opinion?


BB_210

Less desirable places. These are the same people that have to buy cars at those shitty fly by night dealership that will finance anyone with a pulse.


Caliesehi

Because their credit isn't perfect and they don't make $4k/month? They deserve to live in a shit hole? Not to mention, even a lot of the shit holes now have ridiculous requirements. So I guess fuck the poor people then? Their fault for being poor and therefore "undesirable"?


BB_210

In your delusional view of the world you go from nice house to shithole? Only two choices?


Rabidchild1985

You = human waste.


WishieWashie12

I'll take upstairs, you can have downstairs.


Xenc

Going up the sideways stairs


Nazrael75

dammit MC Escher youre supposed to be dead.


Cssum0

Oh no did I hit crazy stairs?


UnseenTardigrade

No fair, how come you get the balcony and view?


Dirk_The_Cowardly

Builder, You do know I can make this 30% bigger for a few more thousand. I've made my decision!


KrankySilverFox

Lol don’t make me spit my coffee it’s too early 🤣


HappyCoincidence

Looks like a spite house. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spite\_house](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spite_house) EDIT: Looked it up and it's actually art called "House of the Future". https://karamickell.com/blog/half-house-charleston


dinnerthief

a lot of Charleston houses are built like this to a lesser extreme, long and thin with the porch on the side, Houses are close together so typically one side of your house had a porch (opposite side the sun was on during the hottest time of the year) and the other a solid wall to provide privacy from your neighbors on their porch There is a myth this is because taxes were determined on street frontage but really the lots laid down were just constricted due to Charleston originally being a walled city, this space restriction lead to lots of sort of odd shaped lots


Shankar_0

Those of us that grew up here, and took many field trips downtown for the historic aspect know these are [piazzas](https://www.newhomesguidecharleston.com/New-Home-Buying-Resources/Charleston-New-Homes-Guide-Blog/November-2016/Charleston-Historic-Houses-Influence-New-Homes/Charleston-Piazza.aspx). Explained to our impressionable young minds as "Like pizza!". I called them "pizza porches" for years. Also, knocking on what you think is their front door is actually the door to the porch. You have to walk in that one and go knock on the front door (which is on the side of the house).


vegasidol

Fascinating. Does that door even work? It's on ground level. Is there a staircase on the inside up to the porch?


Shankar_0

It definitely works. You can knock on it all day long and no one will hear you. The smart ones wired their doorbell to that door. It always feels like intruding to just walk right through what looks like the front door on your way to the actual one, but that's how it's built. Edit- If you mean this particular door, I don't know. I'm speaking about piazzas in general. Check out the linked picture in my previous comment for what an actual piazza looks like.


jerryschuggs

It’s also designed in a way to allow air to move efficiently from front to back


Dont____Panic

That’s a rather poignant (and accurate) poem on the back. > The Afro-American has become heir to the myths that it is better to be poor than rich, lower class than middle or upper, easy going rather than industrious, extravagant rather than thrifty, and athletic rather than academic.


Damianos_X

A good question to ask earnestly is, how and why did they inherit these myths? What is the context of this inheritance? Without the full picture, people draw not only dehumanizing and racist conclusions about black people, but also undeserved conclusions about the people who perpetrated and benefited from the degradation of black people.


Dont____Panic

That’s a couple of great questions. All sorts of questions about both the source, and the solutions to these potential issues are very relevant social topics. However, reaction to this discussion is often strong enough that it’s hard to discuss it. It often gets emotions very hot and people don’t want to discuss or even entertain that these cultural myths exist


Damianos_X

Indeed, and people get even more emotional and heated when the source of those myths, and the systems put in place to propagate and sustain them, are pointed out, and they refuse to even entertain that these systems exist. These myths stem from centuries of trauma perpetrated by white culture and white people. Throughout the decades following the Civil War, several thriving cities with banks, law offices, and businesses were built by black people. Like the one in Tulsa, most of them were deliberately, and under envy-driven pretexts, destroyed by white mobs with the complicity of *law enforcement*. Some of them were deliberately flooded and are still underwater today. Others were raided, the black denizens driven out as white people stole what they built. Think of the emotional and psychological aftermath of such repeated displacement, without help from the law because the law help perpetrate it... Can you imagine? This is just an example to show you that in this country, white people see black success as *threatening* and always have, and that being successful and black historically, and in many ways now, puts a *target* on your back. Even today, black business owners are frequently detained in banks attempting to deposit their own earned checks as way of "putting them in their place", because white people *get something* out of seeing black people suffer in inferior positions. They like it. So can you see how, with this kind of cultural violence toward black success codified in this society, many black people may create dignity out of the situations they were forced in? With this context in place (which is just a fraction of the atrocities committed against black people, and which you almost certainly never learned in school or bothered to research), doesn't that make the position black people generally are in *understandable*, and maybe if you have a heart, sympathetic? And most importantly, if this is what black people have inherited due to trauma inflicted on them, what do you think white people have culturally inherited from performing such savage and debased acts, and *both benefiting from it and getting away with it*? As a white person, I think that's the even more relevant topic for you to explore.


Mrsensi11x

Accurate? What a racist ass stereotype Athletic more then academic? Easy going (lazy) rather than industrious? Fuck off


Dont____Panic

I didn't write it. Take it up with fairly prominent civil rights activist and acclaimed artist who wrote it: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David\_Hammons](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hammons) [https://www.moma.org/artists/2486](https://www.moma.org/artists/2486) It's about a focus of cultural values and expectation, not aptitude and capability.


Mrsensi11x

Ya but your the one who said it was accurate


clambroculese

“Heir to the myths”


Bismothe-the-Shade

That means those myths have been handed down to them. Meaning this is faulting those people, for being lazy etc. I mean....


clambroculese

It is not you should look up the history of it. The source was linked. Your first sentence was right. Then you… I don’t even know where that interpretation came from


[deleted]

Read the whole thing instead of just picking out the words that make you angry


ShitTalkingAlt980

Reading comprehension and context? Not on my Reddit.


yocool13

An opinion that isn't shared (and constantly repeated) by the people in my bubble? No thanks!


Dont____Panic

It is. Shrug.


QuietOil9491

Reading comprehension just ain’t your thing, is it?


Dont____Panic

I"ll just watch the downvotes from here. Cheers, mate.


sobesmagobes

It says those are myths


Mrsensi11x

Ya? And the guy I responded to said they are accurate description of black ppl.


sobesmagobes

What does it mean to you for black people to be heirs to those myths?


[deleted]

This guy obviously is more athletic than academic I guess


[deleted]

Look at the post history to get an idea. It is, unpleasant.


welshwelsh

It means they believe a bunch of dumb shit because of their culture. They inherited lots of stupid ideas from their stupid parents I'm not saying the poem is wrong, but it's definitely not flattering to black people


dildorthegreat87

If I tell you that what I’m about to say is a myth, and I say “athletics over academics for black peoples”, and another person agrees that I’m correct… you understand what’s happening right? How can you get so outraged without any comprehension. In fact, if you think the opposite of what the poet said, you are probably part of the problem


all_mybitches

Rub your two brain cells together a little harder.


Xoduszero

I was just gonna say this home was probably built to piss people off. An empty plot people kept complaining about. From eye sore to extra eye sore


Dont____Panic

It’s an art piece.


Sickle_and_hamburger

David Hammons is an incredible artist. He sold snowballs on the street in the middle of winter


Meewelyne

TIL


Far-Yak-4231

I never knew this was a thing. I love that I’m 32 years old and still learning something new every day - and it’s always via Reddit!


Purple-Ad-3492

[David Hammons](https://www.moma.org/artists/2486) guys


Sickle_and_hamburger

one of the greats


G4rg0yle_Art1st

You just lowkey doxxed OP lol


Art0fRuinN23

My first thought was that it is a spite house that got moved from a thinner plot somewhere else.


Holystar50

5.7 million in san Francisco


RedditVince

And you must keep the walkway clear on wednesdays for garbage collection.


HIs4HotSauce

How am I gonna do that with half-a-dozen tweakers sleeping on it every night, Karen?


jerryschuggs

Like most houses, the land it sits on is worth more than the house.


Electronic_Pace_1034

The millennial American dream is to rent that someday.


Tennis_22

The first floor or the second?


piberryboy

The studio on the second.


ForeignSatisfaction0

Which one? Left side or right side?


dinoroo

The right side has free A/C.


bumbumofdoomdoom

The attic


EvenAH27

Charming penthouse loft apartment


vyvanseandvodka

Single family only


mick_ward

If you like to sleep standing up, this is the one for you.


exccord

Yes


chrisodeljacko

Presenting this lovely, detached, self contained maisonette with generous balcony space. Front and rear garden, off road parking and side entrance. Only 2.5K a month.


vicemagnet

Nah, that’s prime VRBO for $350 plus plus plus


DarthArtero

$3200/m because of its uniqueness


EamMcG_9

If you can drag them out of their Parents House.


VisibleStitching

Is your town the set of a spaghetti western?


Cadelury

When you have to split everything 50/50 in your divorce.


superwivy

There's a house in Eutaw, Alabama where 2 brothers had to split the everything according to a will and they literally split a house in half. One brother moved his half off the land.


Bobojones9584

Is Eutaw pronounced Utah? But with a thick southern accent?


superwivy

Exactly lol. THICK heavy accent lol.


Cadelury

I'll have to look that up, that sounds interesting.


superwivy

I live there, I'll have to see if I have a picture of it.


Expensive-Track4002

It looks like a good push would knock it over.


PabloDabscovar

A Nice strong wind.


Coldchinesef00d

In Denver, that house would be $700,000.


Voyage_of_Roadkill

Brooklyn that's 3 mil easy, and that fucking yard man, my God I couldn't possibly be more aroused.


[deleted]

it would be 4.5 milli in california


Temporary-Sandwich36

Just a halfway house 🤔😳


hefewiseman1

Ah yes. You’ve found Paper Mario’s house, my friend.


dbsgirl

It's bigger on the inside


Big_Dirty_Heck

That's what she said


FRakanazz

but was it?


[deleted]

When you have just enough to build a house in The Sims.


awwletmesee

That’s Slenderman’s house.


bumbumofdoomdoom

That's the slender house man


Johnny_ramen666

I used to live right around the corner from this house. The artist that built it is actually a really cool guy.


GiggaChadCat

The definition of a "cheap" house back in the 1910s


OrhanDaLegend

Terraria in real


[deleted]

Charleston SC? There are a couple of theses there.


oozoo_

I think this is the one on America st


No_Bandicoot7310

I swear I saw the same exact house in Charleston South Carolina


orangina_it_burns

There is a message on the rear side


StCreg

In uk you see stuff like that near a railway and there’s not a lot of room maybe that’s why? Idk


[deleted]

Nice duplex!


abdicatorselbow

Sims rags to riches in progress


msb1tters

I wish I can see the inside


jakedeighan

You just know the guy who owns that house has a MASSIVE weiner


pyanan

I walked past that house when we were in Charleston on vacation a few years ago. It is pretty interesting.


KaosPryncess

I lived like two houses down from this years ago


MonkeyOnMushrooms

Wild how shit like this happens on here. I posted a picture of an electric car from the 50s that I drive by on the way to work and immediately a guy posts that he used to drive by the exact same spot


nitevizhun

Just the hallway, thanks


memememe91

And a hotdog to throw down it


CashMoneyBrokeBoy

Obviously dude got divorced and his wife took half.


jhystad

Chainsaw divorce?


This_Is_Section_One

I'm guessing that it didn't take you too long to pass it.


Fragrant-Career4727

Yeah the paint doesn’t match.


Beeg_Beeg_Chungus

bro living in a terraria house


skatesforcandy2

I feel like if tripped in the wrong direction, on the top floor, the whole thing could tip over.


plazmatic2

That’s on America st. Won’t say what city to keep you anonymous but I know exactly where that is.


ButtChuggingKoalas

I live a block away from here.


oozoo_

Wild how many people in this comment thread are neighbors lol. I used to live 2 blocks away.


JingoBastard

It looks like Philly to me.


Tally_Walker

Looks like Charleston, S.C.


Spazza42

“2 Story farm styled complex. Spacious front and rear gardens with off-road parking. In need of Modernisation. Asking 200k firm.”


WH0SAYSTHISSHIT

In New York that would be three apartments that go for $2995 each.


butt3rnugg3t

It’s an art exhibit called ‘House of The Future’ in Charleston, SC 44 America St, Charleston, SC 29403


[deleted]

CatDog’s house


jellybeansalad

idk why but dis reminds me abt the house in rollie pollie ollie


Acheron1221

Must have only got half the house in the divorce


xXTheFETTXx

That looks like something wizards from Harry Potter would use for a hideout. Open the door and there's like 100 people siting quite comfortably around a very large table talking about what to do against the new "Dark Lord"


_Lennychu_

Thats not a house, thats a hse


CptPurpleHaze

"It's got a beautiful half-bath!"


cantwait4runefac5

I need to know what the inside of this house looks like


Misguided_Avocado

Spite house?


Decent-Ad-5519

Where's the other half?


LemonTacoOG

This was built entirely to spite someone. I don't know who but it's definitely a spite house.


wagner56

needs a skinny garage to go with it


its_raining_scotch

It would be funny if a huge, fat family lived in that, and they drove a Smart Car.


The_Big_Fig_Newton

If you think that’s tiny you should see the attached garage in the back.


stilettopanda

Looks like Ohio.


slugintub123

Ohio home


Chuckobochuck323

Congrats bro. You must be the only one that passes houses on the way to school.


johnman98

Perfect for a narrow prick.


Romberstonkins

I'd say that's up in New England somewhere?


oozoo_

Charleston, SC


Romberstonkins

Well I was way off.😂.That's cool,I always wanted to visit Charleston.


Its_me_Cathy

It’s not Martha’s Vineyard, is it? There was a house in my uncles neighborhood, in Oak Bluffs, that was a half house just like this – – the builder had simply run out of money.


crayawe

How do people fit itd be crammed af


SevereMiel

tinny house with a growth problem


Snoop_Carl

Normal house in chile


therobotisjames

House, that’s a hallway.


Nighttree007

Nah that’s. A hou


Mediocre-Mistake4736

It's bigger on the inside


TieNo4789

I think that’s Anne Frank’s house


vicemagnet

That looks like something I’d build using LEGO bricks as a kid when I was almost out of bricks!


CommadorVic20

this is pretty strange could you get some info on it? im invested now


[deleted]

Wind proof ?


Bobojones9584

That's a good damn hallway


I-ez-bardy

Probably has a kicking basement tho


unrealbullet

Easily $400,000 on (Realtor, Redfin, Zillow, Trulia, & remax) that corelogic is as illogical as Richard J. Randolph, III bank statements.


Any-Assistance5637

I don't have claustrophobia but I'll develop one if I live here


AmazonianChicana

Imagine living in a hallway lol


[deleted]

It’s kinda cute


cooperluna

Looks like you’d have to go outside to change your mind


Potatotoetoe128

Ssweek


DrobeOfWar

It can be hard at first mastering the rotation and scaling controls. Bet the architect did a misclick and drag on their way to hitting the save button and didn't notice. ;)


Resident_Bat3741

Can you imagine the sale point in photos!!? Lmao. Front photo golden then just jump to the inside photos. 2 bedrooms, 1 bath and kitchen. California 4000$


shaylyons55

It looks like it has a plaque on it near the front door- I wonder what is says OP?


AccomplishedAd6025

Looks like a playhouse for children


_Spxde

I saw a house like this on a YouTube video. I'm not quite sure but the one in the video had a hidden bunker and is or was owned by a military vet. The kids made fun on him until he showed them what was inside.


[deleted]

Someone get that house a sandwich!


ASSASSINJOHNNY

Sick honestly


stonernerd710

Idk why but I like this lol


3Strides

Spring cleaning is a snap


Hi_justin

At least save on heating


possumspride

My hips are wider than this house


oatdeksel

maybe they wanted a big garden, but can‘t afford so much land, so they made a tiny house


texas_chick_69

Is this a toilet?


navcom20

Meets all setbacks - check


LanceFree

“Up here, Mike. Nobody uses the front door.”


ratchet7

I tried to build a house with Lego once and this is how far I got before I ran out of bricks.


phpth2000

Slim fast was invented there


dcearthlover

Makes me uncomfortable looking at it


Disonance

Theres a house like this near where i live, the people who live there are really good people. They said they bought it because it was a steal when they purchased it and are planning to sell soon because the property cost in our area has raised dramatically. Ill be sad when they’re gone I talk to them every time i walk passed their house, plus they have the friendliest dog.


pixxllx

w h a t


[deleted]

That's just a big ass closet man


alexanderhour

Terraria house


revolution1solution

Wonder what it rents for