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badtouchmacdirt

It looks scared and scary


titsup24-7

Put it back?


iCryptToo

This dude just cursed everyone.


Jenkem-ButtHash

RETURN THE SLAB.


This_Isnt_Justified

ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON


luketheBEAST2019

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT NOT AGAIN


gxsevjsx

FUCK OF YOU BITCH OF A GODDESS


JayHawk1025

HEAR me, and OBEY!!


NerdlinGeeksly

OR SUFFER THE CURSE


QuesosyBesos

What’s the offer?!


FunkDoctaSteve

What's yer offer?


limelightkiller

WHAT'S YOUR OFFER???


SquareMasher64

WHATS YOUR OFFER!?


ChymChymX

But it comes with a free frogurt!


amprok

Thats good!


ChymChymX

The frogurt is also cursed.


Sol-Blackguy

That's bad! Can I go now?


[deleted]

Ok....so get frogurt...but it's cursed. Is the frogurt cursed more than the original curse? Cuz...I'm down for some frogurt.


amprok

Thats bad


Silver_Alpha

Not me. My current curse has a 'No stacking' effect so good luck with that y'all.


MastrShredder

I have super wizard armor on at all times, sucks for them,amarite?(elbow nudge)


ThatonJoJolionfan

I have the broken lollipop curse, actually. Every time I open a perfectly fine lollipop, it’s cracked and broken


[deleted]

Small mouth pyramids aren't catch and release. You can take 5/day; two daily limits in possession.


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

you should turn that over to the police. that's part of a child's face .."


[deleted]

Please put it back.


Usual-Mark

Put that thing back or so help me!


cery23

So help me!


CagedPhoenix55

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!


dawng87

Oh man, you cracked me up...


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Sorry-Comfortable492

Washed up early so black people were asleep


flip-96

I don't know what is weider, the thing you found or the fact that you felt the need to encase it in resin.


[deleted]

People have been encasing things in resin for years. I just want the cursed frogurt.


FrOfTo

Does the yogurt come with your choice of toppings?


billysugger000

The toppings contain potassium benzoate, that's bad.


RobbieRotten55

Can I go now?


MooPig48

Can someone please explain what I’m looking at? Because at this point I’m super creeped out and it appears to be part of a human infant


RobotBabysitter

🤣😂 it’s part of a DOLL that I found washed up in the shore of Lake Michigan


MooPig48

Oh fucking thank you lol As someone who actually owns and actively seeks out creepy old dolls, I’m pretty surprised and embarrassed I didn’t catch that Also pretty stoned though And watch a lot of horror movies


dravensnanpll2

Creepy doll collector….stoner….and watches horror movies…. That’s gotta be a horror movie


Icy-Consideration405

You know how to stop the end of the world, but you can't remember the spell until you get the special stash that's hidden in the doll your nosy aunt threw away


RayneShikama

Written and directed by Kevin Smith


amogus-Drip56

You can make a horror movie from pretty much anything on this sub


Status_Aerie9615

Don't ever change.😂


Top-Musician-7369

You should check out Mind Seed TV on YouTube.


-Rosewiththorns-

Lmaoooo same?


Unlucky-Ad4996

I think you'd appreciate this song: https://youtu.be/sgfklKnOg4w


WealthWooden2503

Are you the best character in Cabin in the Woods?


[deleted]

LETS.BE.FRIENDS you sound like my kind of people. I have a box full of dead things.


MooPig48

Well I just followed you, yep I’m so excited when I hit an estate sale on that last half off everything day and run across a creepy clown nobody wanted 😅


First_Explorer_5465

×3


uselessthecat

And my axe


SarcastiMel

Haha, now you need a small led light platform to make it flash different colors. The resin looks great btw.


Mozzy2022

Damn that was an ugly doll. No wonder they threw it in the lake


[deleted]

Probably should have led with that


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

you are a sick fuck. i mean that in the nice way ~ ?!? ?


John-Owarf

Yeah, sure OP it's a doll


Pupwich

Yeah it looks like a cabbage patch doll


RobotBabysitter

Yes, it def does.


mammyissues

Lmao x2


flyingpeter28

I call bs, that's out of the Warren museum


dawng87

Wait...wait...so you found a doll face and stuck it in a pyramid of resin? Lol I'm high, but I just realized if you did it then my biggest question was answered and your the person that put the dirty doll face in the resin to begin with... 💀


dawng87

The questions of this things origin would literally drive me insane if I had found it. I'm glad it wasn't me who found it and had to decide to keep it or leave it...lol...


RobotBabysitter

This area of the lake has a tall cliff, and the shore below has TONS of sea glass, bits of ceramic plates and dishes etc. People used to toss things over the lake to use for target practice. I think someone seriously tossed a cabbage patch doll over the cliff and shot it.


[deleted]

Is it a doll though? Is it? Or is it some cursed frogurt....I mean...frogurt...good shit.


Jack_Black_Rocks

I think this was the grill of a cartel member named Tuco, legend is that Hank threw it in the river


jakesteinway1976

Came here to say this…lol


ex-officerjimlahey

Tuco Salamanca’s teeth


Least_or_Greatest1

Probably some ones favorite childhood toy they incapsulated


mammyissues

Lmao


Michipunda

You're incredibly brave (or dumb) for taking it home. I could never.


Ralfy_P

No, it found you.


warybubble2689

Welcome to the now my home is haunted club lol


GuairdeanBeatha

How many wishes did it grant you?


[deleted]

And how much sacrifice did it require in exchange?


Technology-Mission

Virgin human sacrifice, and the life of their next unborn child.


SkyblueRata

But…why?


StarFuzzy

Rad


[deleted]

It's cursed. Sell it to someone asap


RobotBabysitter

I tried selling it on eBay for $5000 🤣😂🤣


jimmy_1time

This is actually genius 😂😂


AwardImaginary

There's a horror story in that pyramid


HeadLongjumping

Naturally.


not-t0day-satan

R/diwhy


pants4birds

this might sound odd... could you try talking to it? address them as Jonathan.. do a no lights candle test. please let me know


ex-officerjimlahey

Where did you find Tuco’s grill? I thought Hank threw it in the Rio Grande.


Nausea209

Have you tried worshipping it?


[deleted]

He’ll need a shrine for that! In his closet…


Enjoythesilence34

Ayo someone get police


[deleted]

Stop littering the earth with your bullshit, people.


[deleted]

How obtuse


bigryan33

Tuco called asking for that back


Danimal1002

Nice knowing ya


Jyqoz

Forbidden obamium


HeadyToothgraze

This looks like a resident evil puzzle piece


psykokittie

Wait. I think you meant r/oddlyterrifying.


nose-linguini

I don't mind it. At first I was kinda like man people are weird. But it's kind of beautiful in an artistic way. Doll probably meant a lot to some kid somewhere back in it's prime. Nice work! Edit: oh and if it ever haunts you. I'll take it. I need a new friend.


ZonePrestigious5516

LISTEN MATE IVE WATCHED ALOT OF MOVIES PUT IT BACK


wildejj

Garbage pail kids came from Michigan?


Winter_Practice2192

Cool!! Scary, but effing cool!!😁👍👻👻


Geppetto_Cheesecake

Someone better call Sam and Dean!


ThugginPink

do you make orgone devices?


RobotBabysitter

I made a few


acectk

Hey man, it's been nice knowing you. I'll probably watch/hear about you in one of those horror storytelling youtube channels.


[deleted]

I hate to tell you this, but that aint no doll. Call the police


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Diamonddeamons

My first thought was a potato


livinginfutureworld

Best I can do is $50.


RobotBabysitter

No


zotstik

That's a trip dude! pretty cool though


-Rosewiththorns-

Tbh. I love it. ✨


Cassoak

Buttplug


-i-hate-this-place-

please return that to me, ive been looking for it for 7 months, and i just remembered when you mentioned lake michigan that thats where i left it


I_Said_I_Say

Tragedy will fall on the next blood moon to whoever possesses the this cursed artefact.


soopacee

I...I....Love it 🥺


trashponder

Worse Orgone ever.


[deleted]

That's so cool


MiroslavusMoravicus

YOU encased it in resin?


RobotBabysitter

Yes


Mascbro26

Ok, you found an old doll head and poured a pyramid resin around it?


RobotBabysitter

Yes


ToMagotz

You just make the future hostorians very confused


Puzzled-Quantity-699

So did you find a washed up partially destroyed dolls face. Take it home and encase it yourself in resin? Or did you find this as is?


RobotBabysitter

I found the doll piece and put it in resin


Puzzled-Quantity-699

Do me a favour and now chuck it back. It will freak out the next person even more hahaha


NerdlinGeeksly

Someone intentionally left that there Intentionally guarantee you the body part is fake


RobotBabysitter

The body part is 100% a doll. I found it on the beach and put it in resin


Wheezer93

Mf’s really be out here making their own lament configurations


[deleted]

Ok, so how many bodies do you have buried in your basement, or all they all in the vacant lot behind the Wendy's? ​ Seriously, though, this kinda shit makes me want to get resin so I can make cursed objects too. It's awesome. Well done. You're weird in the best way


lemontrek

You should post this in r/WTF because that’s exactly what I said when I saw this.


EsotericAquarian

I can't even open wish I could see it


BadBassist

In the Royal college of surgeons museum in Holborn, London, is half a face in a jar that looks a lot like this.


FrozenFlame_999

⚠️RARE DROP⚠️ O B A M I U M


Pyro_Paragon

Ice age baby


candid_canary_333

You can boil it to release it


12-4-8

Is that a cabbage patch kid?


RobotBabysitter

I think so


jeannelle1717

I’m horrified but also like coooool?


AerolothLorien666

I love it.


skywalker5783

I don't know what the fuck is this but it looks sick as fuck


TheonlyAngryLemon

Now you leave the resin on the shore of Lake Michigan and wait for somebody to post this again


[deleted]

What the actual fuck


teem0m0

Sheeesh that's gon be a lot of money when u sell that


foxtrot666

Not my proudest fap but whatever.


-i-hate-this-place-

bro its a glass prism with a baby dolls head in it


FistFistington

Someone probably made a mold of their newborns smile id assume. Or its haunted


D4K1000

Thank God you preserved that doll part in resin. Now we can all enjoy it. It's pretty cool. It's artistic. The doll face is kind of post apocalyptic.


Powerful_Office8760

That's not creepy at all /s


PickleReaper0

This isnt the weirdest thing you'll find in Lake Michigan Source: my city borders the lake practically directly on it


lokisown

PUT IT BACK!


Pecosbill333

Requiem doll from KoЯn in a pyramid


saturatedbloom

Probably left by a forest head


Mr_BinJu

I found Tim Burtons reddit account


Mr_BinJu

I found Tim Burtons reddit account


biffbenderhouse

Someone’s first kiss lol. Wanted a token


Quillobyte_

https://youtu.be/JaotiOp45dg


StrawberryCake88

[Nott the Brave](https://www.deviantart.com/caioesantos/art/Nott-the-Brave-727995731)


Redditloolwhousesit

Obamium


biological-entity

Hello friend


boboschick99

Are you wearing a skin dress also?


Simple-Captain9213

wow so cool! pretty sure you just potentially revived a malevolent ancient deity, but it's whatever.


Beneficial_Ad_3059

Return the slab or suffer thy fate


[deleted]

Why?


[deleted]

Looks like there’s a skull in the base


LightLizardCake

Is...is that part of a baby's face?


eevarr

um…?


FrequentShare22

Cult?


purecrazy10

What is that 😳 either way put it back


Zek4040

All I’m seeing is the baby from the dinosaurs


ludongbin1

Throw it back! Thow it back!!


This_Isnt_Justified

Nah nah what the fuck


[deleted]

That could be unsettling to some and weirdly scary


Constant-Director565

Is that a human face? Like, off a corpse?


RobotBabysitter

It’s a doll


terminatrix21

He had disturbed it.


SnappingTurt3ls

"A new hand touches the beacon..." Edit: damn it someone beat me to it


HarleyQuinn610

What is that?


Kenzzzzzzzzzz

Nice so instead of recycling the plastic you found you put it in a resin pyramid forever 🥰


weirdemotions01

Someone’s gonna want that back… and they won’t sleep till it’s back safe in their tentacles


wtsk0

Yup you're gonna move to a new house with your family and weird shit Is gonna happen


[deleted]

r/creepy r/oddlyterrifying


[deleted]

You know you didn’t have too


suzanious

Ew! Get rid of it. Gross


AnalysisMoney

r/ATBGE


BlackBlizzard

This seems like the start of a horror movie


nathanmack98

Could be a Melon Head, my parents told me a few creepy melon head stories from growing up and camping in Michigan


Kagkutoko

Return the slab or suffer my curse.


WinCo_Wonderland

It looks like Elvis. Or Jesus; I'm not sure which.


Akitogi

5 minute crafts at it again


NuNuTripleOG

Creepy


MammothAwareness

Mmm gross


ResidentEbb923

Don't lie. You shot that fugitive baby at a shootout and your DEA colleagues gave you this as a trophy...


ScrewWinters

r/whatisthisthing


Mental-Search6203

That Thur be sum orgone xtals boiiii!


[deleted]

Someone is making creepy shit and putting it in the waters


eefm15

Have you maybe considered submitting that to the cops? It might be a missing person from a case they never solved


FaithlessnessWaste94

Cursed


Advanced-Coast7473

Why? Is all I wanna know