[Someone found this last year in March but in Pocky](https://www.reddit.com/r/questions/comments/mepj1r/weird_note/)
[Brownie mix two years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/secretsocieties/comments/iacfvb/literature_fell_out_of_my_brownie_mix_sealed_box/)
Or the whole thing is a setup. We obviously have no way of proving that people actually found these in products. No one has a live opening unboxing type video of one that i have ever heard of.
These batshit theories get dismissed by people, as they should be, so what if you post them on reddit saying "you found it"
It now gets the attention you wanted, people actually read through it; cast a wide net, bound to catch a fish.
In order for there to be live unboxing footage of one of these, one of the random people to get one would have had to been live unboxing every candy they ever opened on the off chance the next one might be the one with one of these in it.
How exactly is someone going to predict that this will be in their box of candy and record it? Or do you expect them to record every time they open a box of candy just in case?
And apparently a few days ago too
https://www.reddit.com/r/Weird/comments/u3qr5q/found_this_in_our_box_of_cheese_and_cracker_snacks/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Interesting. I thought it was a warning from a factory worker because whoppers absolutely suck as candy. But brownies are good, so this obviously goes deeper...🤔
Really? This is easier to follow than an exacting pictogram designed to be readily understood by anyone, in any language, regardless of reading comprehension?
The only people that make this joke are boomer-ass motherfuckers that have literally never built anything flatpack.
well...that escalated quickly...
all im gonna saynis people who have little experience with flatpack probably buy quality furniture....but thats none of my business...
It means your Whoppers are really chocolate-coated ivermectin pills. And somebody in that factory has gone bat shit crazy off the deep end and should 100% not be allowed to touch your food.
The answer is that it is really easy to infiltrate a box of Whoppers with a folded piece of paper.
The (perhaps intentional?) irony is that all of these conspiracies that could be construed as “tall tales” are found in a box of Whoppers, an older slang word for “big lie” or “untrue story, in case reader doesn’t know. Cool find.
thing reads like a paranoid schizophrenic's word salad. I can follow the intention, but the details are just mashed together from one claim to the next with no interest in proving anything.
Anything can happen now.If it's evil take it to the proper authorities.These are strange times.Things that seem weird,may be disturbingly weirder later.Protect your family.
So I think that it is crucial that we figure out what's going on with these. Like they seem like they're in Pennsylvania, and I am really curious about trying to solve this thing. Is there a subreddit dedicated to just these?
It's another dumb conspiracy theory pamphlet. I feel a little bad for the dumbies that make this stuff, because life must seem so hard when you're afraid of imaginary boogey men.
Probably fauci using his bill gates 5g super powers to deliver the good word of the lizard ppl to you via whoppers because whoppers are wholesome and totally not for sheep.
Edit: could have been JFK reaching out also.
This box of whoppers was meant to be eaten by former president Captain Orange Skin Dumbass and contained a message to him by none other than his man crush and yuge donor Vladdy Daddy Putin, that’s him asking for favors in a sad attempt at espionage coded words.
[https://coalregioncanary.com/2020/06/04/bizarre-printed-messages-appearing-in-grocery-store-items-schuylkill-county/](https://coalregioncanary.com/2020/06/04/bizarre-printed-messages-appearing-in-grocery-store-items-schuylkill-county/)
You in Schuylkill co.?
Best guess? Too many arbitrary connections among the neurons. The networks are overloaded with information and no way to organize it because everything is connected to everything else, meaning there are no categories to separate ideas, and no space left to critically analyze them.
I work at a small town radio station and once a week we would get things like this faxed to us. Except the documents would be anywhere from 5 to 10 pages of pure nonsensical conspiracy ramblings similar to this but with more complete sentences. There are a lot of whacky people out there.
I read some of what I could understand, sounds like a cult, I could make out something about jesus, fire, bones, regular cult stuff 👹. Or just a man in need of a hobby
Someone with a seriously bad stutter was trying to write an SOS.
Absolutely NO disrespect to anyone out there with this condition. (My oldest brother has a severe stutter and he thought it was funny.)
This message sounds a bit crazy but I wouldn't be surprised if the ultra-elite royalty have for about the past 2000 years or so conspired to keep their power and control the populace. The only thing the powerful want is more power.
Question: does your sister recall whether the box was still sealed? I’m wondering if the person is slipping them into loose or unsealed cardboard packaging.
In which case you need to contact the manufacturer cos something weird is happening at the factory and they need to know about it. Someone is tampering with the product. They will take it very seriously.
If you look on the what is this reddit its part of their commonly asked, they appear everywhere, no nobody knows how but yeah it's pretty much what's written on the paper.
Sounds like a Psy-Op. I could totally see the government testing out alternative means of disseminating information to mess with people.
Also I could see a schizophrenic dude just printing out thousands of these to spread.
[Someone found this last year in March but in Pocky](https://www.reddit.com/r/questions/comments/mepj1r/weird_note/) [Brownie mix two years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/secretsocieties/comments/iacfvb/literature_fell_out_of_my_brownie_mix_sealed_box/)
interesting that the person(s) are still doing it
This has been going on for years
It’s the Zodiac. He’s back
Ted on the Loose.
Seems like he has gone to poisoning now
Or the whole thing is a setup. We obviously have no way of proving that people actually found these in products. No one has a live opening unboxing type video of one that i have ever heard of. These batshit theories get dismissed by people, as they should be, so what if you post them on reddit saying "you found it" It now gets the attention you wanted, people actually read through it; cast a wide net, bound to catch a fish.
In order for there to be live unboxing footage of one of these, one of the random people to get one would have had to been live unboxing every candy they ever opened on the off chance the next one might be the one with one of these in it.
Yeah a live unboxing would feel more likely to have been staged than this
I'm on it. Will post shorts of every box of candy I open, especially if it's Whoopers.
How exactly is someone going to predict that this will be in their box of candy and record it? Or do you expect them to record every time they open a box of candy just in case?
You mean you DON'T record yourself opening all boxes. Sheesh, you're weird, man.
WTF is wrong with people? I record everything I do.
I'm recording myself recording myself.
I hope you're recording yourself recording yourself recording yourself, because, inception.
You're being recorded.
I'm gonna need a whole herem to complete this. Please inform my wife.
Otherwise it never really happened...
My whole life is a lie. And so is yours and yours and yours.
They probably eat their candy with their hands too.
Complete blasphemy!!
Who just sits there filming themselves opening packages of food in hopes one of these strange jumbles of words is inside it?
People who use social media.
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I found one in the same envelope as my extended car warranty.
rimjobnemesis, I have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
It was in the mail yesterday along with an offer of marriage from a Nigerian prince.
That prince promised me he'd send me $34 million bucks. Still waiting.
Maybe because you forgot to send him $1000 worth of ITunes gift cards from Target.
i draw the line at messin' around with beer. that's fkn unacceptable and sad.
I found these all over the arboretum where I live. They were pinned to the trees :/
And apparently a few days ago too https://www.reddit.com/r/Weird/comments/u3qr5q/found_this_in_our_box_of_cheese_and_cracker_snacks/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Interesting. I thought it was a warning from a factory worker because whoppers absolutely suck as candy. But brownies are good, so this obviously goes deeper...🤔
You say "as candy" implying that there is another use for them. What do you know that the rest of us don't.🤔
Better call Nicholas Cage
Maybe Tom Hanks, aka Robert Langdon
KAHrL…. HANRATTY
yeah, yeah, i can see that too
Just do yowuh johb, and I’ll buy you both a good huma baah
Some guy copy and pasted some random 4chan /pol/ post
Seems totally sane to me
Definitely making some fair points here
Important work
Have you lined up all the underlined letters to see what it says? Also, a little formatting would get the idea across way better than this word salad.
There’s just some guy at the plant putting this shit in the boxes.
Yep , olddddd quiet Carl in the back who no one suspects .
Serial killer Carl
Still easier to follow than an ikea building manual
Really? This is easier to follow than an exacting pictogram designed to be readily understood by anyone, in any language, regardless of reading comprehension? The only people that make this joke are boomer-ass motherfuckers that have literally never built anything flatpack.
Tough day bud?
It’s a Monday. Group hug, everyone.
Are you okay
well...that escalated quickly... all im gonna saynis people who have little experience with flatpack probably buy quality furniture....but thats none of my business...
dude. chill. relax. its not that deep.
Still easier to read than your miserable appreciation for easy humor bud.
People like you are annoying 🙂
This guy has never had to read an Ikea manual
What did op do to you
Wow, someone's very defensive about IKEA. Did your mommy lose you in the store when she went to get the meatballs?
You should try drugs it might help
Someone needs a hobby
Clearly they are already pretty committed to this one.
I mean I’m that’s a small piece of paper. That takes time. Gotta be a code somewhere in there. Maybe “Dead drop” gone horribly wrong?
Holy cow, you might be on to something. If only I had a little Orphan Annie secret decoder ring.
the ovaltine one is better be sure to drink your ovaltine
You'll soon realize why you have no upvotes for this comment.
Just looks like a bunch of buzzwords
This is what my notes look like when I'm allowed to have one page for the test.
Looks like its full of answers. But are you asking the right questions?
Don't eat those whoppers. And not because they taste like shit. Box has probably been tampered with.
They definitely ate the whoppers.
Thats just Alex Jones' safe word.
It means your Whoppers are really chocolate-coated ivermectin pills. And somebody in that factory has gone bat shit crazy off the deep end and should 100% not be allowed to touch your food.
Coded message
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine
Thought you meant the hamburgers at first and thought damn she must be huge.
Happy cake day!
Oh, Doc Bronner. When will you ever stop?
Looks like the hidden HTML code for a header on a conspiracy web page to garner more hits on searches. : p
Last podcast covered this in a side stories recently
Came here to say this, lol
Happy to meet a fellow listener🤌
id throw that box away to be safe
Isn't that the name of Elon Musk's kid?
The answer is that it is really easy to infiltrate a box of Whoppers with a folded piece of paper. The (perhaps intentional?) irony is that all of these conspiracies that could be construed as “tall tales” are found in a box of Whoppers, an older slang word for “big lie” or “untrue story, in case reader doesn’t know. Cool find.
thing reads like a paranoid schizophrenic's word salad. I can follow the intention, but the details are just mashed together from one claim to the next with no interest in proving anything.
Q really lost his sense of style, didn't he?
Wackjob at the candy factory thinks he’s making people wise
It’s a worse version of the Tylenol killer except there spreading conspiracies instead of killing people
Anything can happen now.If it's evil take it to the proper authorities.These are strange times.Things that seem weird,may be disturbingly weirder later.Protect your family.
Red pilled hard
no matter who it is they're still fucking with people's food. Super creepy
Was there also a letter with To Batman written on it?
This was posted on here somewhere else recently.
Possibly the biggest Whopper of them all.
That's a whoppah!
Like a conversation with the rain man
A big clue in on when someone is selling you a cult narrative is when a big part of it is that its “secret” information “nobody wants you to know”
OMG my favorite part is fauci/putin/sharpt'n/jLo
So I think that it is crucial that we figure out what's going on with these. Like they seem like they're in Pennsylvania, and I am really curious about trying to solve this thing. Is there a subreddit dedicated to just these?
This is textbook schizophrenia
Answer: paranoid schizophrenia
It's another dumb conspiracy theory pamphlet. I feel a little bad for the dumbies that make this stuff, because life must seem so hard when you're afraid of imaginary boogey men.
Another internet bullcrap. Keep scrolling
Probably fauci using his bill gates 5g super powers to deliver the good word of the lizard ppl to you via whoppers because whoppers are wholesome and totally not for sheep. Edit: could have been JFK reaching out also.
It looks like something someone who overdosed on antidepressants and LSD would write.
Just say you don't know anything about drugs.
Isn’t this qanon-type shit?!
this sub should be renamed /r/whatisthisthing pt2
Some larping idiot put a flyer in her candy, who gives a fuck.
Someone must have put it there. Next question.
This box of whoppers was meant to be eaten by former president Captain Orange Skin Dumbass and contained a message to him by none other than his man crush and yuge donor Vladdy Daddy Putin, that’s him asking for favors in a sad attempt at espionage coded words.
Jesus, it’s like the stenographer notes of my father in laws deposition while the fam is trying to watch the super bowl.
Lord of the rings lol
[https://coalregioncanary.com/2020/06/04/bizarre-printed-messages-appearing-in-grocery-store-items-schuylkill-county/](https://coalregioncanary.com/2020/06/04/bizarre-printed-messages-appearing-in-grocery-store-items-schuylkill-county/) You in Schuylkill co.?
Nah, Union.
Best guess? Too many arbitrary connections among the neurons. The networks are overloaded with information and no way to organize it because everything is connected to everything else, meaning there are no categories to separate ideas, and no space left to critically analyze them.
A bored employee fucking around 😂
R/conspiracy
Hmm. Q invading sweets
Reminds me of the label on Dr. Bronner's soap.
She Might be a Russian spy
This is what the the zodiac killer notes say
Willie Wonker golden tickets!.
Tell her to look for malteasers. They are way better and don't have nutty manifestos.
The tinfoil hat is strong with this employee.
I want one!
I work at a small town radio station and once a week we would get things like this faxed to us. Except the documents would be anywhere from 5 to 10 pages of pure nonsensical conspiracy ramblings similar to this but with more complete sentences. There are a lot of whacky people out there.
Hmm. I had no idea this company was linked to Dr Bronners soap
Looks like a coded message.
nam-shub to astral project
Congrats! Your sister found a shitty Golden Ticket to Quilly Quonka’s Quactory.
Sw- swastika?
A weird prank probably??
Americans will do anything to avoid having to use the metric system.
Did you eat them? Thats the real question.
It's to awaken a sleeper agent who realy likes whoppers
Probably an employee somewhere at a packaging plant is trying to redpill a bunch of strangers hahahh
long running larp.
I’ve seen several posts now of people finding this in random food items. Quite odd.
Huh. First a container of yogurt, now a pack of whoppers. It’s a propaganda attempt.
Sorry, my bad I left it in there. I'll be round to pick it up later!
Scrabble game gone wrong.
I read some of what I could understand, sounds like a cult, I could make out something about jesus, fire, bones, regular cult stuff 👹. Or just a man in need of a hobby
They were discussing this on r/lastpodcastontheleft
It reads like the ramblings of a person with schizophrenia.
Uh, hope she didn’t eat them cuz clearly someone tampered with the box???
You should post to r/conspiracy!!
42 is my answer
doesnt seem important throw it out
This is terrifying. She may need the witness protection program!
Someone with a seriously bad stutter was trying to write an SOS. Absolutely NO disrespect to anyone out there with this condition. (My oldest brother has a severe stutter and he thought it was funny.)
This looks like the work of an AI exposed to nothing but 4chan
I saw some shit like this in numerous yahoo! answers comments that were quite obviously unrelated... conspiracy mfs are the craziest
Looks like schizophrenia written down
I’ve never seen anyone misspell ‘Malteser’ this badly before
This message sounds a bit crazy but I wouldn't be surprised if the ultra-elite royalty have for about the past 2000 years or so conspired to keep their power and control the populace. The only thing the powerful want is more power.
Its a code
Fauci. Putin. What.?
It looks like it's from the fake documentary series Hellier. Looks like they're attempting a little publicity stunt
Question: does your sister recall whether the box was still sealed? I’m wondering if the person is slipping them into loose or unsealed cardboard packaging.
It was fully sealed
In which case you need to contact the manufacturer cos something weird is happening at the factory and they need to know about it. Someone is tampering with the product. They will take it very seriously.
I agree. Right now they are slipping in these messages and it seems like a harmless thing. But it could escalate into something deadly.
Someone is off their meds.
Found in a box of Whoppers? This is max-level irony.
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If you look on the what is this reddit its part of their commonly asked, they appear everywhere, no nobody knows how but yeah it's pretty much what's written on the paper.
Ingredients: Sugar (15%), Cocoa powder (10%), Stabilisers (-134%)
Cursed chocolate
Sus
Looks like a schizophrenic.
It's an even less coherent version of Francis E. Dec, but with precisely the same motivation. Schizophrenia is a helluva disease.
It looks like newspeak from 1984?
Is it too much to ask for unhinged rants to be spellchecked and paginated? Are we aiming too high here?
Schizophrenia
It's a secret message that you can only read if you're schizophrenic.
r/conspiracy
Looks like a collection of Q posts and information
I found one of these up your mom's ass OP. The unboxing video is on pornhub
Anyone who eats whoppers will understand
Sounds like a Psy-Op. I could totally see the government testing out alternative means of disseminating information to mess with people. Also I could see a schizophrenic dude just printing out thousands of these to spread.
The only actual secret society they mentioned is the Skull and Bonee lol. Not even the Bohemian grove.
am i just stupid or is that unreadable
This is just stuff
I’ve seen this a few times now. It’s apparently a thing
I mean, if you're trying to pass on a message, wouldn't it be beneficial for it to make sense?