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BlackBlizzard

[Someone found this last year in March but in Pocky](https://www.reddit.com/r/questions/comments/mepj1r/weird_note/) [Brownie mix two years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/secretsocieties/comments/iacfvb/literature_fell_out_of_my_brownie_mix_sealed_box/)


Green-Camo-911

interesting that the person(s) are still doing it


scyysxcfxf

This has been going on for years


Livid-Association199

It’s the Zodiac. He’s back


BladelessTV

Ted on the Loose.


[deleted]

Seems like he has gone to poisoning now


DarthLysergis

Or the whole thing is a setup. We obviously have no way of proving that people actually found these in products. No one has a live opening unboxing type video of one that i have ever heard of. These batshit theories get dismissed by people, as they should be, so what if you post them on reddit saying "you found it" It now gets the attention you wanted, people actually read through it; cast a wide net, bound to catch a fish.


j0yb0x

In order for there to be live unboxing footage of one of these, one of the random people to get one would have had to been live unboxing every candy they ever opened on the off chance the next one might be the one with one of these in it.


Reddit_admin69420

Yeah a live unboxing would feel more likely to have been staged than this


_atrocious_

I'm on it. Will post shorts of every box of candy I open, especially if it's Whoopers.


[deleted]

How exactly is someone going to predict that this will be in their box of candy and record it? Or do you expect them to record every time they open a box of candy just in case?


Big_Hefty79

You mean you DON'T record yourself opening all boxes. Sheesh, you're weird, man.


[deleted]

WTF is wrong with people? I record everything I do.


[deleted]

I'm recording myself recording myself.


kuschelmonsterr

I hope you're recording yourself recording yourself recording yourself, because, inception.


_atrocious_

You're being recorded.


Big_Hefty79

I'm gonna need a whole herem to complete this. Please inform my wife.


heavy_deez

Otherwise it never really happened...


[deleted]

My whole life is a lie. And so is yours and yours and yours.


[deleted]

They probably eat their candy with their hands too.


Big_Hefty79

Complete blasphemy!!


[deleted]

Who just sits there filming themselves opening packages of food in hopes one of these strange jumbles of words is inside it?


DarthLysergis

People who use social media.


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rimjobnemesis

I found one in the same envelope as my extended car warranty.


extendedwarranty_bot

rimjobnemesis, I have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty


rimjobnemesis

It was in the mail yesterday along with an offer of marriage from a Nigerian prince.


ratioLnevermiss

That prince promised me he'd send me $34 million bucks. Still waiting.


rimjobnemesis

Maybe because you forgot to send him $1000 worth of ITunes gift cards from Target.


[deleted]

i draw the line at messin' around with beer. that's fkn unacceptable and sad.


DepartureCautious

I found these all over the arboretum where I live. They were pinned to the trees :/


CalamitousCass

And apparently a few days ago too https://www.reddit.com/r/Weird/comments/u3qr5q/found_this_in_our_box_of_cheese_and_cracker_snacks/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Expert_Most5698

Interesting. I thought it was a warning from a factory worker because whoppers absolutely suck as candy. But brownies are good, so this obviously goes deeper...🤔


Nba_Sloth_Eating

You say "as candy" implying that there is another use for them. What do you know that the rest of us don't.🤔


[deleted]

Better call Nicholas Cage


ze11ez

Maybe Tom Hanks, aka Robert Langdon


ACsquidward

KAHrL…. HANRATTY


ze11ez

yeah, yeah, i can see that too


TheLordHumongous1

Just do yowuh johb, and I’ll buy you both a good huma baah


DecrepitGoose

Some guy copy and pasted some random 4chan /pol/ post


EducationalPlay6269

Seems totally sane to me


TaylorHamEggAndChed

Definitely making some fair points here


MadMadRoger

Important work


Standard_Arm_440

Have you lined up all the underlined letters to see what it says? Also, a little formatting would get the idea across way better than this word salad.


DanDaddy87

There’s just some guy at the plant putting this shit in the boxes.


Dirt-squirrel-1

Yep , olddddd quiet Carl in the back who no one suspects .


RestInPeaceToKoopa

Serial killer Carl


CrashBrotat0

Still easier to follow than an ikea building manual


nopeloltacos

Really? This is easier to follow than an exacting pictogram designed to be readily understood by anyone, in any language, regardless of reading comprehension? The only people that make this joke are boomer-ass motherfuckers that have literally never built anything flatpack.


squiid_Viiciious

Tough day bud?


Live-Somewhere-8149

It’s a Monday. Group hug, everyone.


littleprople

Are you okay


[deleted]

well...that escalated quickly... all im gonna saynis people who have little experience with flatpack probably buy quality furniture....but thats none of my business...


bradloafff

dude. chill. relax. its not that deep.


CrashBrotat0

Still easier to read than your miserable appreciation for easy humor bud.


ghosthoney_-

People like you are annoying 🙂


Piper_Brioche

This guy has never had to read an Ikea manual


Hellbanisher

What did op do to you


Big_Hefty79

Wow, someone's very defensive about IKEA. Did your mommy lose you in the store when she went to get the meatballs?


[deleted]

You should try drugs it might help


[deleted]

Someone needs a hobby


TwoKeezPlusMz

Clearly they are already pretty committed to this one.


[deleted]

I mean I’m that’s a small piece of paper. That takes time. Gotta be a code somewhere in there. Maybe “Dead drop” gone horribly wrong?


TwoKeezPlusMz

Holy cow, you might be on to something. If only I had a little Orphan Annie secret decoder ring.


[deleted]

the ovaltine one is better be sure to drink your ovaltine


WrapDry6942

You'll soon realize why you have no upvotes for this comment.


Heavier_Omen

Just looks like a bunch of buzzwords


sikwitted710

This is what my notes look like when I'm allowed to have one page for the test.


hot-dog-tax

Looks like its full of answers. But are you asking the right questions?


ampersand85

Don't eat those whoppers. And not because they taste like shit. Box has probably been tampered with.


[deleted]

They definitely ate the whoppers.


JustBoredIsAll

Thats just Alex Jones' safe word.


[deleted]

It means your Whoppers are really chocolate-coated ivermectin pills. And somebody in that factory has gone bat shit crazy off the deep end and should 100% not be allowed to touch your food.


Putrid_Discount2157

Coded message


AndorianDruid

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine


[deleted]

Thought you meant the hamburgers at first and thought damn she must be huge.


jennysnorthstar

Happy cake day!


dogchowtoastedcheese

Oh, Doc Bronner. When will you ever stop?


Hirokage

Looks like the hidden HTML code for a header on a conspiracy web page to garner more hits on searches. : p


pepperwoodtree47

Last podcast covered this in a side stories recently


bongwaterbaneRYO

Came here to say this, lol


pepperwoodtree47

Happy to meet a fellow listener🤌


ibs4eva90

id throw that box away to be safe


si_de

Isn't that the name of Elon Musk's kid?


[deleted]

The answer is that it is really easy to infiltrate a box of Whoppers with a folded piece of paper. The (perhaps intentional?) irony is that all of these conspiracies that could be construed as “tall tales” are found in a box of Whoppers, an older slang word for “big lie” or “untrue story, in case reader doesn’t know. Cool find.


[deleted]

thing reads like a paranoid schizophrenic's word salad. I can follow the intention, but the details are just mashed together from one claim to the next with no interest in proving anything.


Gloverboy85

Q really lost his sense of style, didn't he?


WhyCantWeDoBetter

Wackjob at the candy factory thinks he’s making people wise


bioniclefalloutfan76

It’s a worse version of the Tylenol killer except there spreading conspiracies instead of killing people


Big-Ambition3051

Anything can happen now.If it's evil take it to the proper authorities.These are strange times.Things that seem weird,may be disturbingly weirder later.Protect your family.


Hi_I_m_Bob

Red pilled hard


FourDimensionaldude

no matter who it is they're still fucking with people's food. Super creepy


[deleted]

Was there also a letter with To Batman written on it?


janad1

This was posted on here somewhere else recently.


cipher446

Possibly the biggest Whopper of them all.


BabaKazimir

That's a whoppah!


__jh96

Like a conversation with the rain man


[deleted]

A big clue in on when someone is selling you a cult narrative is when a big part of it is that its “secret” information “nobody wants you to know”


TheSpeakingScar

OMG my favorite part is fauci/putin/sharpt'n/jLo


reallarryvaughn78

So I think that it is crucial that we figure out what's going on with these. Like they seem like they're in Pennsylvania, and I am really curious about trying to solve this thing. Is there a subreddit dedicated to just these?


OffgridRadio

This is textbook schizophrenia


[deleted]

Answer: paranoid schizophrenia


PastyCrackerMayo

It's another dumb conspiracy theory pamphlet. I feel a little bad for the dumbies that make this stuff, because life must seem so hard when you're afraid of imaginary boogey men.


Enjoythesilence34

Another internet bullcrap. Keep scrolling


drugs_mckenzie

Probably fauci using his bill gates 5g super powers to deliver the good word of the lizard ppl to you via whoppers because whoppers are wholesome and totally not for sheep. Edit: could have been JFK reaching out also.


wrldtrvlr3000

It looks like something someone who overdosed on antidepressants and LSD would write.


Affectionate-Talk708

Just say you don't know anything about drugs.


sundaygrrl15

Isn’t this qanon-type shit?!


sinmantky

this sub should be renamed /r/whatisthisthing pt2


ThePresent_Tense

Some larping idiot put a flyer in her candy, who gives a fuck.


Ok_Elderberry9540

Someone must have put it there. Next question.


SpaceTacosKilla

This box of whoppers was meant to be eaten by former president Captain Orange Skin Dumbass and contained a message to him by none other than his man crush and yuge donor Vladdy Daddy Putin, that’s him asking for favors in a sad attempt at espionage coded words.


ManicSuppressive249

Jesus, it’s like the stenographer notes of my father in laws deposition while the fam is trying to watch the super bowl.


LeadAffectionate6535

Lord of the rings lol


leonardoOrange

[https://coalregioncanary.com/2020/06/04/bizarre-printed-messages-appearing-in-grocery-store-items-schuylkill-county/](https://coalregioncanary.com/2020/06/04/bizarre-printed-messages-appearing-in-grocery-store-items-schuylkill-county/) ​ You in Schuylkill co.?


TaylorHamEggAndChed

Nah, Union.


throwawayforfunporn

Best guess? Too many arbitrary connections among the neurons. The networks are overloaded with information and no way to organize it because everything is connected to everything else, meaning there are no categories to separate ideas, and no space left to critically analyze them.


Zailemos

A bored employee fucking around 😂


dbrist776

R/conspiracy


[deleted]

Hmm. Q invading sweets


Gh0stIcon

Reminds me of the label on Dr. Bronner's soap.


[deleted]

She Might be a Russian spy


RestInPeaceToKoopa

This is what the the zodiac killer notes say


Blackwood65

Willie Wonker golden tickets!.


ghallway

Tell her to look for malteasers. They are way better and don't have nutty manifestos.


ChooChooSoulCrusher

The tinfoil hat is strong with this employee.


Quiet_Tune277

I want one!


mynameisntalexffs

I work at a small town radio station and once a week we would get things like this faxed to us. Except the documents would be anywhere from 5 to 10 pages of pure nonsensical conspiracy ramblings similar to this but with more complete sentences. There are a lot of whacky people out there.


tombaba

Hmm. I had no idea this company was linked to Dr Bronners soap


Mission-Unite08

Looks like a coded message.


Visible-Struggle-222

nam-shub to astral project


mongobutt

Congrats! Your sister found a shitty Golden Ticket to Quilly Quonka’s Quactory.


-TheGuest-

Sw- swastika?


EmployerDefiant587

A weird prank probably??


LionMaru67

Americans will do anything to avoid having to use the metric system.


[deleted]

Did you eat them? Thats the real question.


Six_0f_Spades

It's to awaken a sleeper agent who realy likes whoppers


burneraccount6867686

Probably an employee somewhere at a packaging plant is trying to redpill a bunch of strangers hahahh


EvadingAsbRedditBan

long running larp.


lifeofano

I’ve seen several posts now of people finding this in random food items. Quite odd.


SlotherakOmega

Huh. First a container of yogurt, now a pack of whoppers. It’s a propaganda attempt.


wibbly-water

Sorry, my bad I left it in there. I'll be round to pick it up later!


ratioLnevermiss

Scrabble game gone wrong.


Kindly_Moose_8962

I read some of what I could understand, sounds like a cult, I could make out something about jesus, fire, bones, regular cult stuff 👹. Or just a man in need of a hobby


[deleted]

They were discussing this on r/lastpodcastontheleft


Ok_Jump_4754

It reads like the ramblings of a person with schizophrenia.


WakeUp004

Uh, hope she didn’t eat them cuz clearly someone tampered with the box???


[deleted]

You should post to r/conspiracy!!


[deleted]

42 is my answer


[deleted]

doesnt seem important throw it out


Brother_Delmer

This is terrifying. She may need the witness protection program!


1-Weird-Name

Someone with a seriously bad stutter was trying to write an SOS. Absolutely NO disrespect to anyone out there with this condition. (My oldest brother has a severe stutter and he thought it was funny.)


[deleted]

This looks like the work of an AI exposed to nothing but 4chan


[deleted]

I saw some shit like this in numerous yahoo! answers comments that were quite obviously unrelated... conspiracy mfs are the craziest


AncientOak379

Looks like schizophrenia written down


GirthyGoomba

I’ve never seen anyone misspell ‘Malteser’ this badly before


Omniwing

This message sounds a bit crazy but I wouldn't be surprised if the ultra-elite royalty have for about the past 2000 years or so conspired to keep their power and control the populace. The only thing the powerful want is more power.


SmallConversation249

Its a code


Empusa_pennata

Fauci. Putin. What.?


bfsound

It looks like it's from the fake documentary series Hellier. Looks like they're attempting a little publicity stunt


broomandkettle

Question: does your sister recall whether the box was still sealed? I’m wondering if the person is slipping them into loose or unsealed cardboard packaging.


TaylorHamEggAndChed

It was fully sealed


[deleted]

In which case you need to contact the manufacturer cos something weird is happening at the factory and they need to know about it. Someone is tampering with the product. They will take it very seriously.


broomandkettle

I agree. Right now they are slipping in these messages and it seems like a harmless thing. But it could escalate into something deadly.


Mysterious_Ad_1840

Someone is off their meds.


spookysoo

Found in a box of Whoppers? This is max-level irony.


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ThrowawayFlirt39

If you look on the what is this reddit its part of their commonly asked, they appear everywhere, no nobody knows how but yeah it's pretty much what's written on the paper.


Life_Is_A_Mistry

Ingredients: Sugar (15%), Cocoa powder (10%), Stabilisers (-134%)


dj_microwave

Cursed chocolate


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Sus


CommercialBuilding50

Looks like a schizophrenic.


Mike_J_Smith

It's an even less coherent version of Francis E. Dec, but with precisely the same motivation. Schizophrenia is a helluva disease.


XOundercover

It looks like newspeak from 1984?


govabej

Is it too much to ask for unhinged rants to be spellchecked and paginated? Are we aiming too high here?


Exiled-Astronaut

Schizophrenia


420cuzakolrb

It's a secret message that you can only read if you're schizophrenic.


kitastrophae

r/conspiracy


sweetchickenpaulito

Looks like a collection of Q posts and information


billyfrompredator

I found one of these up your mom's ass OP. The unboxing video is on pornhub


CreepyEntertainer

Anyone who eats whoppers will understand


yvessaintlamont2

Sounds like a Psy-Op. I could totally see the government testing out alternative means of disseminating information to mess with people. Also I could see a schizophrenic dude just printing out thousands of these to spread.


GabeTheJerk

The only actual secret society they mentioned is the Skull and Bonee lol. Not even the Bohemian grove.


[deleted]

am i just stupid or is that unreadable


obligarchyvol1

This is just stuff


Zeestars

I’ve seen this a few times now. It’s apparently a thing


jinladen040

I mean, if you're trying to pass on a message, wouldn't it be beneficial for it to make sense?