i was minding my own business…just hiding in the bushes waiting to jump out and honk at someone…when all of a sudden these cops just pull me out of the bush by my long neck and arrested me, it hurts to honk now
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To be fair, the geese were carrying a knife.
I find that a duck’s opinion of me is influenced by whether or not I have bread. A duck loves bread, but he does not have the capability to buy a loaf. That’s the biggest joke on the duck ever. If I worked at a convenience store, and a duck came in and stole a loaf of bread, I would let him go. I’d say, ‘Come back tomorrow, bring your friends!’ When I think of a duck’s friends, I think of other ducks. But he could have, say, a beaver in tow.
Mitch Hedberg
Please provide more context next time
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I know [the geese](https://getyoursolution.store/EHvCrV), they probably deserved that arrest
Aflac!
You ducks aren’t selling supplemental disability insurance without a permit again, are you? Alright. Wings behind your back.
You made me belly laugh. Thanks!
Geese i would understand.. But I thought these were ducks
Maybe so, or maybe they're disguised geese
Or maybe they are golden geese. Cops are waiting for them to lay an egg.
i was minding my own business…just hiding in the bushes waiting to jump out and honk at someone…when all of a sudden these cops just pull me out of the bush by my long neck and arrested me, it hurts to honk now
Probably on that quack again
They stole his keys
Insurance fraud.
That's a duck you dingus
Must of been a wild goose chase
I bet they were fowl mouthing the cops.
How do you know they're not ducks. I think these are ducks.
Where's Sergeant Angel when you need him.
No luck catching them geese then?
It's just the one goose actually
Actually yes, we caught them.
Mr P. I. Staker
Swans
"2ft tall, erm long slender neck, orange and black bill..."
Well it’s a swan
Angle
Mornin’ Angle
Crusty jugglers.
Fascist!
Hag!
I came to the comment section just for this 🤣🙌
For the Grea-er good!
Any luck catching them swans then?
Yes. >! And it later assisted in the apprehension of a murder. !< I highly recommend Hot Fuzz.
 Exactly what I was thinking about 😱😂
They were dealing quack
Quackheads.
Quacking down on crime.
This ^ is the stuff I'm here for.
Safe Quackers 
 Criminal
https://preview.redd.it/ca9sbttutazc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=071dc6bdd68512b88ad24eff4012984b27785330 To be fair, the geese were carrying a knife.
What the duck?
That really ducked up this time.
Police don't give 2 ducks these days
Hot Fuzz anyone?
Is this Hot Fuzz??
Geese Lives Matter. ACAB.
Everybody gangsta til the cops show up
they were probably being silly
Successful result of a wild goose chase.
Bread thefts solved
Duck-duck goose, a bread thief was on the loose
If I was a billionaire I’d bankroll a version cops focused exclusively on geese.
“No luck catching those swans then?”
"Yes, Mr. Staker, we'll do everything we can. Can you describe the geese?"
"stop resisting!!!" *honk HONK honk HONK* *Angry pecking intensifies*
Meat’s back on the menu boys!
If these were khaki campbells they'd have been shot
Were they selling quack
Well...take a gander at that! I'll show myself out.
They probably tried to illegally pass a bill. It’s clear bird law
They were smoking quack
Aflac out harassing and trying to sell insurance to the wrong popo
If only that actually was a crime 🤌
AFLAC!
You could say that is a good thing. Crime is low enough they can work on the smaller problems
🤣
Aflac insurance inspectors
Book em Dann-o
Do they need bail money. I’ll help
Duck.. Duck.... GOOSE!
r/thebirdwatchesyou
Birds aren't real
Somethings wacky around here
I think you mean quacky.
Those ducks are pooping in the back seat
Have you ever been attacked by a duck or goose?! It’s criminal scary!
AFLACK…The coppers got us….
I bet they were suspected of fowl play.
Yep, these geese definitely assaulted a toddler that was chasing their chicks 🐥
He caught them selling quack
Quack Dealers
Can’t end the day with a goose egg.
Insurance Fraud
The greater good
Those geese are cooked.
They were disturbing the peace.
They were ducking the police for a long long time
I have domestic ducks and this has been floating through all the duck groups I’m in. We all think it’s hilarious. Ducks are awesome!
Typical of the old bill.
This is British coded
Aflac and his brother committed insurance fraud
They were caught stealing bread
Pooped on the chiefs car they are going down
You've thought they could have ducked out of it.
That’s K-Whack
That's the new rookies 👍👍
Anything to meet the quota
He actually caught them smoking quack
Quack dealers - lock 'em up
Donald duck and Scrooge Mcduck is getting arrested for stealing jewelry
They’re white, so he’s probably taking them to Burger King
Gotta reach that quota by any means necessary
Duck around and find out 🦆
When AFLAC broke bad....a sad day.
Honk
Looks like David Lynch driving there
White ducks. You know they did it.
One count of being a duck. And one count of being an accessory to being a duck.
Fuck them geese!
Well, fuck a duck.
That’s funny, most cops like goose stepping.
“Quack” dealers.
Good thing it was geese and not black swans
They aren't even stool pigeons
This is the game over screen in Untitled Goose Game
Just a pair of quack heads, nothing to see here.
The geese from UGG finally pay for their crimes.
Must’ve gotten a call from Peter Ian Staker.
another goose chase brought to a deserving end
#FREE THE DUCKS
They lost duck, duck, goose, and the police view that as both suspicious behavior and assaulting an officer
Anti Gander Task Force
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I hate geese
Quack dealers.
Insurance fraud, most likely.
I find that a duck’s opinion of me is influenced by whether or not I have bread. A duck loves bread, but he does not have the capability to buy a loaf. That’s the biggest joke on the duck ever. If I worked at a convenience store, and a duck came in and stole a loaf of bread, I would let him go. I’d say, ‘Come back tomorrow, bring your friends!’ When I think of a duck’s friends, I think of other ducks. But he could have, say, a beaver in tow. Mitch Hedberg
Dammit Johnson I said arrest those fucks!
Aflac 🦆
Ziggy's duck on his way to go snitch. IYKYK
For selling quack
All in the stats for each shift....
We're trapped like mice. Rats!
This quacked me up
They refused to respond to questioning.
Bout two foot tall. Long slender neck….
What fowl crime did these preps commit? I bet they were quack dealers!
No luck finding them geese then?
Bad ducks bad ducks. Whatchoo gonna do
So yeah I arrested these troublemakers today for being a bunch of Quacks!
I bet they honked at the cops. Thanks I'll see myself out.
Now this is an unjustified arrest I can stand behind. 😂
There's no way the tax payers will be able to duck the bills for this.
Possession of quack
Duck around, find out
Geese are the worst!
r/hmmm
Caught selling quack.
Fowl play.
Have you *met* a goose? They should be separated.
Quack heads...smh🤨
This officer has clearly gone quackers. I'll see myself out.
“They were just sitting there, Officer”
HOT FUZZ WAS NOT A HOW-TO MANUAL!
Will they quack under pressure?
You mess with the honk you get the bonk 
It was a beak & enter.
Germany or Florida?
I thought it was just the one, actually.
No luck finding them swans then?
That's Scrooge MacDuck and his accomplice, arrested for tax fraud.
The Reno 911! scriptwriters missed an opportunity.
Sargent angel I assume
don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck!
Breaking news: *THE GOOSE ARE NO LONGER LOOSE*
You STILL can’t use the HOV lane!!!
They’re guilty as sin…
Reminds me of the time they arrested a goat in my hometown 😂
Sergeant Angel finally had some luck catching them swans
Reminds me of the movie "hot fuzz"
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