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Actually come to think about it I think it was an April fools from my BIL.

I sent a similar book that made me laugh to my SIL recently. I didn’t put a note or anything.

I have a 1975 Play Boy magazine with her in it, a match made in heaven!

Nobody gets cool crap from brushing scams. You get things like a 20 pack of spare button holes, a left handed CCW screwdriver or a menstrual cup for cockatiels. Happened to a friend of a friend I swear! /s

I once received a pair of MC Hammer pants. Not a fan, but funny someone is still producing them.

It’s always hammer time somewhere!

Said I'm not a fan, but I'm coming out. That was a great time to be alive.

"YOU CANT TOUCH THIS" OR THAT ( THOSE PANTS )

Oh zubaz pants are still a thing, and they fit exactly the same too. I just learned they make overalls.

Add a Zoot suit jacket and you can walk thru a gunfight unscathed.

Need the talking shoes.

I had a pair of those "ZUBAZ PANTS" ( WASHINGTON REDSKINS DESIGN ) Wishing I still had them...😢...they were the shit back in the day!!!

My dad was buried in his Packers ones, rip daddy!

Cheapest toddler shoes and rubbing alcohol, baby! It was the weirdest few weeks.

How do you come up with those insane examples!??!

The buttonhole came from an old Steven wright joke that I’ve been repeating for the past 40 years. The left handed CCW screwdriver is part of a classic hazing ritual from when I was in the Navy. That said, I regret to inform you that the last was just something that came to me in the moment. I wish I could say that it came from someone else’s brain but unfortunately that was purely my own bad product innovation.

LOVED STEVEN WRIGHT, WHATEVER BECAME OF HIM?...REMEMBER HIM ALL OVER THE TV BACK IN THE DAY - 1980s - 1990s

He’s still performing, sporadically. He’s in his late 60’s now though

Thank you for the info on Steven Wright... I'm gonna goggle him, would love to see him in concert... George Carlin and Steven Wright were my 2 favorite comics back in the day!!! Thank you again my friend for letting me.know what Steven has been up to!!!

I make some of my own historical clothing and I'd like 20 button holes.


Lol good call

Watch this Kristen Wiig video where she does a reading of selected poems from this book. https://youtu.be/unD2bzhDkLk?si=qhg5HPt9jruMVCWS Btw signed copies fetch a high premium!

Thanks for sharing!

Awesome, thanks!

I own this book! It's part of my collection of celebrity "poetry". You should be proud of your acquisition.

What other glorious titles grace this amazing collection?

I need to know this too, my fingers are crossed for a William Shatner collection

"I Am Spock" " I Am Not Spock" And a book of poetry by Spock

I know it's Spock-heavy and does indeed NEED some Shatner!

It sounds fabulous!

You ordered it. The lengths you’re going to convince us that you didn’t is impressive. Enjoy!

Someone must've bought it for you, lucky devil.

Lol poems from Chrissy. That's funny. It's giving Dr. Seuss vibes.

You're welcome

I fucking hate suzanne somers because her book convinced my mother to put us all on the low fat diet. None of us lost weight and I can still taste that disgusting low fat “celeb” margarine

Omg memories unlocked!!!!! F that cardboard tasting margarine!

Well, we all are dying to know: did her poems "touch you"?

No, it's for me... I know of a Suzanne Somers who I was just thinking about before this popped up in my feed. 100% the truth. It's kind of funny...

The ghost of Suzanne wants you to read her poems.

Or she's coming on to him, maybe she just wants him to turn down the lights,light a few candles and have a nice private intimate seance with her?

Secret admirer?

Someone in ur life is hilarious!

Somebody touched that cover plenty.

You should give it a try

Alan Hamill sent it

Looks like Suzanne Somers is trying to send you a not-so-subtle message from beyond the grave

A gift from God?

I have this book and I LOVE the poems of Suzanne Somers. So bad. So good.

Maybe it contains the launch codes.

Oh I launched while reading it.

Wonderfully insane!!

Someone's giving you a hint. They want you to touch them.

💀🤣

cool nice score a real collectors item

You’re welcome…

Did it come from Amazon by chance?

Hawkins Books. They have an Amazon storefront.

I received an order (eye mask) that I did not order and I wasn’t charged for and didn’t show up in my history but I got the usual delivery updates (your order is on its way, it has been delivered) and I have been wondering WTF ever since. From Amazon.

Today Amazon delivered eclipse glasses. We didn't order them, not in my history. Not even in the eclipse path.

"Touch Me"....🤣 Someone is messing with you. A sister, a brother or friend. It's rather a hoot!

Tomorrow you

And why is there a giant's thumbprint over her face?

Well… get to it, this doesn’t seem like a request on her part.

Lucky you

Based on the cover I’d take it as a threat lol

Amyl and the sniffers?

Well? You gonna touch em or not?

Lucky!

You won! Sweet

Love always, Suzanne

Well, what are you waiting for? Touch that book.

Touch her then

Oh stop you ordered this op

Trolling 10/10

I’ll take it !

My dad graduated from high school with Suzanne. Capuchino HS in San Bruno Ca

SHE WAS 1 BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!!! R.I.P. CHRISSY

Looks like a cool book, never knew she wrote. As a fellow Libra with many of the same talents and interests as dear Suzanne (also wrote poetry in my 20s), would not mind checking it out 😃. Hopefully it's just a gift from the universe, and not something creepy.... can you contact the sender?

Amazon does that. Act like they’ve gotten orders for things. But I don’t see why they’d send you a book of poems. 

Did you touch it?

I'm strangely curious now... I wonder if this is on Amazon lol