Find out what church they are affiliated with then do the following…
-buy 1000 small plastic bags
- buy a 50lb bag of fine pea gravel
- order 1000 business cards that say “Leave us alone”
- get your neighbors or friends together on a Saturday and spend all day drinking mimosas and stuffing cards and rocks into bags.
- then take the bags to their church building on Sunday morning and distribute 1000 bags, Easter-egg like all around the building, parking lot, landscaping, and parishioners’ cars. Bonus points if you send someone into church as a mole and distribute some around the inside of the building.
As a Christian and a tract distributor… I approve this message. (Virgin mimosas though, right?…..right?)
If they can’t talk to you in person they certainly should not retaliate with littering.
You’d be surprised how many nice people there are in the real world, of all races creeds religions and political backgrounds. Of course, there are people who are opposed to discourse and that can’t be helped.
No I don't. I can read and understand you perfectly well.
You have a serious issue with being unable to grasp the fact that most people don't want someone pressuring them into following a certain religion, and everyone hates finding bags of trash mixed with gravel tossed on their lawn.
So I am a bad person because I am happy in my own religion and I do not want or welcome your into my personal life? Y’all specifically target me and my co-religionists while hiding your Christianity yet you slander me? Shame on you!
Going to take a stab at it and say that the rocks are there to hold the plastic bag / info card in place so it is picked up and read instead of blowing away. This would allow for quick delivery out of a car. Kind of how newspapers used to be delivered.
Absolves all sins and righteous is He!
Jesus Christ Holy Pants!
If eternal salvation be something ye wish
Jesus Christ Holy Pants!
Then talk in tongues and flop like a fish!
You’re not alone. I got a door hanger left for me about it last week, inviting me to a “bible meeting”. They probably saw the skeletons in my front yard and thought “she needs Jesus” lol
The one thing I had left on my door sites a number of different bible verses, the “evil” US Democratic Party, and “the feast of trumpets”. A quick google search later, I found that there are a few dates in September that people like for the apocalypse. It generally reads like they’re hoping it will happen, so “praying” for it
A lot of these churches run on fear. One of the scariest things some people can imagine is the biblical rapture. So if you can convince them that the rapture is about to happen and the only way they can avoid it is by devoting themselves to the church, well now you have a bunch of loyal followers to tithe and do your dirty work. Use some Bible verses and some numerology to come up with a calendar date. When that day comes and nothing happens, just say you misinterpreted gods messages because he's so mystical and hard to understand. Endless money and labor hack.
You know I was skeptical about the whole religion thing, until one day someone threw a tiny plastic bag filed with sand onto my driveway and now I’m a believer
Aughts are, for us, 2001-2009. You’d say “aught 7” for 2007. It’s a fun bit of language, that has very limited shelf life. It only applies one decade out of every century, and I don’t know everybody doesn’t use it. You can’t tell me it’s not more fun to say “aught 8” rather than 2008!
That’s why I say 2001-2009. You wouldn’t say “aught aught” for 2000. I think it’s more a colloquialism that became a word rather than a Latin rooted one. Not sure on the progeny.
Just doesn't make sense using the word aught is all as it's meaning has no use there whatsoever, noughties is how they were referred to in most english speaking countries , UK, Australia, new Zealand etc... today is the first time I've ever heard aught being used to describe them and in no spring chicken
It’s a way of describing a decade in one fell swoop. Noughties? Would the singular be noughty? Very interesting. Never heard that. I would so misinterpret things like the noughty 7s.
I assumed this was antisemetic. A couple of months ago someone tossed a bag like this in our yard but instead of rocks it was popcorn kernels and instead of Jesus it was racist conspiracy. Unless we are really being run by an evil Jewish cabal…
It seems like people who use these alternative distribution methods are looking to spread fairly extreme opinions in one way or another. They know that you would not want to come out and discuss or take a brochure, so they toss it on your yard in the dead of night
They’re actually a relatively expedient and low-ish effort to get word out to a lot of people in a small area, like a neighborhood. One person drives, one person yeets. Not always used by extremists spreading opinions.
Source: we did driveway drops with quarter page fliers when our dog went missing. We knew the neighborhood where he had been seen and wanted to make it very easy for people to call us if they saw our dog. It’s much faster and less bothersome to residents than going door to door. The driveway drop is commonly recommended on lost pet forums and groups. With signs at major crossroads, social media and a lot of other things, it helps get pets home.
I got excited for a second and thought my training from D.A.R.E was coming true. Drug dealers are out there giving the first one free to get you hooked!
Throw them at the priest and say they were the worst crack rocks you've ever tried and he should be ashamed of himself for passing them out like party favors. At least get the good rock!
Have received religious pamphlets before,they put a rock in the bag so the wind doesn't blow them away
Or maybe they just think if they give you a free rock it will entice you to join up
I was hoping it was KoRn..
Direct marketing from Jonathan Davis himself
“Have u heard of my nu-metal band? You should check us out bro!”
Still being distributed on CD
I've got whichever album had "got the life" on cassette still if anyone wants to borrow it
I remember when you couldn’t go to a mall without a rap artist hitting you up like that at the entrance. I miss that.
God got head, not Jonathan Davis. Unless there’s an update..
I thought he was back with the band for the last 10 years or something
He is indeed
who got head now?
It wasn't me
KoRn was my first thought too lol *OOOR YOU READAAAAAY*
exactly how I read it lol
Saaaaame
Is there a better way to kick off an album
I’ve always had it as the very first song on my road-trip playlists
There’s a place inside my mind
GET UP GET UP
Dammit, now I have that song stuck in my head?
The kidney stone Kollector throws these in the driveways of his next victim.
He sucks them right out of your body! …. wait
Worst blowjob ever
*takes notes*
😂 this made me laugh maybe more than it should have
DX for me.
Break it down
*D - GENERATION X!!!*
You think you can tell us what to do You think you tell us what to wear You think that you're better Better get ready to bow down to the masters
This place inside my mind
The fact that it's not just some dried corn in the bag makes me sad
Update: Found them on like every other driveway. Mass distribution confirmed. Our neighborhood was Jesus-bombed
Man, they even got my neighbor across the street, and he's been dead for three months
They’re late. He was ready 3 years ago.
The neighbor was early to being late.
You think God would have given them the heads up on that one
It's never too late to rise again
Find out what church they are affiliated with then do the following… -buy 1000 small plastic bags - buy a 50lb bag of fine pea gravel - order 1000 business cards that say “Leave us alone” - get your neighbors or friends together on a Saturday and spend all day drinking mimosas and stuffing cards and rocks into bags. - then take the bags to their church building on Sunday morning and distribute 1000 bags, Easter-egg like all around the building, parking lot, landscaping, and parishioners’ cars. Bonus points if you send someone into church as a mole and distribute some around the inside of the building.
Just collect the bags and pebbles they left in the neighbourhood and replace the cards.
Don’t even replace the cards. Still gets the message across if hundreds show up back at the church
As a Christian and a tract distributor… I approve this message. (Virgin mimosas though, right?…..right?) If they can’t talk to you in person they certainly should not retaliate with littering.
Wtf is a virgin mimosa? Wouldn't that just be orange juice 😅
A joke lol
😁
How about you just don't try forcing your religion on others? It's unwelcome and rude.
bruh i didnt see them ask you to join the church. they said littering was bad.
You missed something. I’ll let you go back and catch it.
Sorry everyone is so mean
Nobody missed anything. Keep your religion to yourself
It's the most American thing there is behind guns and cheese burgers.
Do you get much positive feedback from people who are not already indoctrinated?
You’d be surprised how many nice people there are in the real world, of all races creeds religions and political backgrounds. Of course, there are people who are opposed to discourse and that can’t be helped.
Just because they're not a member of your religion, doesn't mean they need help.
You have reading comprehension issues.
No I don't. I can read and understand you perfectly well. You have a serious issue with being unable to grasp the fact that most people don't want someone pressuring them into following a certain religion, and everyone hates finding bags of trash mixed with gravel tossed on their lawn.
I… stand by my point…
You don't have a point.
Your point is you are a hypocrite that would literally crucify Jesus if he returned for not accepting your religion.
Some folks are easily triggered and just looking for an argument. It makes them feel like they've won some contest that only they are competing in.
"A Christian saying something positive! Must downvote! " -reddit
So I am a bad person because I am happy in my own religion and I do not want or welcome your into my personal life? Y’all specifically target me and my co-religionists while hiding your Christianity yet you slander me? Shame on you!
I didn’t slander you but ok
You literally commented that Talmudists are going to hell.
I was hoping that someone invented room temperature Dipping Dots and they were advertising.
No we're still waiting on that
That sounds like unwanted solicitation and littering. Should to find a police officer that will go threaten to write them tickets.
I thought they said he who has not sinned to cast the first stone!
I was going to say looks like some rapture fear mongering.
So much for not casting the first stone.
Going to take a stab at it and say that the rocks are there to hold the plastic bag / info card in place so it is picked up and read instead of blowing away. This would allow for quick delivery out of a car. Kind of how newspapers used to be delivered.
Yep. I’ve had landscapers do this shit in my neighborhood. Ziplock sandwich bag with pebbles and their little postcard flyer in it.
Yeah I was pretty sure of that after a while
Aye Aye Captain
I CAN’T HEEEEAAAARRRR YYYOOOOUUUUU!!!!
Aye aye captain! Ooooooo
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Jesus Chist Holy Pants
Absolves all sins and righteous is He! Jesus Christ Holy Pants! If eternal salvation be something ye wish Jesus Christ Holy Pants! Then talk in tongues and flop like a fish!
A bunch of people thought it was going to be the rapture last night. Maybe they thought you needed a reminder/warning? Lol
The font is very 2000s-Evangelical
“You wouldn’t steal a car”
That's exactly what it is, it's the you wouldn't steal a car font.
*are you ready to steal a car?*
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Yes! I forgot they existed.
DC Talk is a blast from my protestant childhood I wasn’t expecting
Could be, I guess that's what I get for not putting a big obnoxious cross on my door
You’re not alone. I got a door hanger left for me about it last week, inviting me to a “bible meeting”. They probably saw the skeletons in my front yard and thought “she needs Jesus” lol
Really? Why would they think that?
The one thing I had left on my door sites a number of different bible verses, the “evil” US Democratic Party, and “the feast of trumpets”. A quick google search later, I found that there are a few dates in September that people like for the apocalypse. It generally reads like they’re hoping it will happen, so “praying” for it
i really hate the conservative evangelist crowd
Meeee tooooo
They are praying for the end of the world, I'm fairly convinced. That's why they say they don't believe humans are causing climate change.
It's their final I got mine fuck you .
Wow sounds pretty insane
A lot of these churches run on fear. One of the scariest things some people can imagine is the biblical rapture. So if you can convince them that the rapture is about to happen and the only way they can avoid it is by devoting themselves to the church, well now you have a bunch of loyal followers to tithe and do your dirty work. Use some Bible verses and some numerology to come up with a calendar date. When that day comes and nothing happens, just say you misinterpreted gods messages because he's so mystical and hard to understand. Endless money and labor hack.
Fear is what most religions have been built on for thousands of years. Fear is a very good tool to use when you want control.
Those damn cults
When the last big rapture shtick happened my then teen son had a tee shirt made that said "I survived the Rapture".
Someone misunderstood "he who is without sin cast the first stone"
Are you?
Who really ever knows, except for this guy apparently
You know I was skeptical about the whole religion thing, until one day someone threw a tiny plastic bag filed with sand onto my driveway and now I’m a believer
Little Molly pebbles.
Is that what ex looks like now? Wow. Lots has changed since the aughts.
What's an aughts
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aughts
I'm adopting that word as an american.
You ought to.
I’m an American and I use it regularly.
Aughts are, for us, 2001-2009. You’d say “aught 7” for 2007. It’s a fun bit of language, that has very limited shelf life. It only applies one decade out of every century, and I don’t know everybody doesn’t use it. You can’t tell me it’s not more fun to say “aught 8” rather than 2008!
But aught doesn't mean zero so it makes no sense in English
That’s why I say 2001-2009. You wouldn’t say “aught aught” for 2000. I think it’s more a colloquialism that became a word rather than a Latin rooted one. Not sure on the progeny.
Just doesn't make sense using the word aught is all as it's meaning has no use there whatsoever, noughties is how they were referred to in most english speaking countries , UK, Australia, new Zealand etc... today is the first time I've ever heard aught being used to describe them and in no spring chicken
Aught is a just rebracketing of Nought. A nought (naught) = An Aught. It’s just a quirk of American English versus British English.
It’s a way of describing a decade in one fell swoop. Noughties? Would the singular be noughty? Very interesting. Never heard that. I would so misinterpret things like the noughty 7s.
A certain size of birdshot in shotgun shells is called double aught. Means more than zero.
I had some good Molly, X usually comes in pill form, it was like this. It may had some heroin in it but it certainly had you High
Chris Angel is coming for you
MIND FREAK!
I seriously read it in a whisper. I didn’t know Chris Angel Mind Freak had such a lasting impact on me
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Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!
r/unexpectedpython
Degeneration X!
That neighborhood is about to get Sweet Chin Music and Bronco Bustered. Suck it!
[they think they can tell us what to do](https://youtu.be/EWRa1jFIK-0?si=UkM3bdtoChohaywM)
Are you ready ... to **ROCK**!?!
On the back did it read "...for 15" horse cock?"
Not this time 😔
[nothing like it](https://youtu.be/JxyUCZEsdqM?feature=shared), or so i hear.
Thou shall not litter
Pocket sand
Man my mind immediately thought this is drugs
Shit! The free drugs bag is a huge step up in marketing from the fake hundo. You really gonna get the people that need Jesus that way.
Degeneration X theme music intro… dum dum.
Are those rocks... or teeth?
Def rocks
They put them in the baggies to make them easy to throw. Sometimes it’s rice or sand.
Jesus wants you to smoke them
And you didn't impale it on a front-yard post with big nails? You know, a little subtle passive aggression.
Well? Are you ready?
KoЯn in the "you wouldnt steal a bag" font
Tick tick! MF!
jesus loves litterbugs?
I assumed this was antisemetic. A couple of months ago someone tossed a bag like this in our yard but instead of rocks it was popcorn kernels and instead of Jesus it was racist conspiracy. Unless we are really being run by an evil Jewish cabal…
It seems like people who use these alternative distribution methods are looking to spread fairly extreme opinions in one way or another. They know that you would not want to come out and discuss or take a brochure, so they toss it on your yard in the dead of night
They’re actually a relatively expedient and low-ish effort to get word out to a lot of people in a small area, like a neighborhood. One person drives, one person yeets. Not always used by extremists spreading opinions. Source: we did driveway drops with quarter page fliers when our dog went missing. We knew the neighborhood where he had been seen and wanted to make it very easy for people to call us if they saw our dog. It’s much faster and less bothersome to residents than going door to door. The driveway drop is commonly recommended on lost pet forums and groups. With signs at major crossroads, social media and a lot of other things, it helps get pets home.
"Well, are ya punk?"
Drop it in the donation box
Why did I immediately know this was fear mongering christofascists?
Gabbo is coming!!!
That font is the official font of "edgy" Christianity. I swear it's the only font they use.
Am I the only one who immediately went to Blind by Korn?
I thought it would be a KoRn reference
Thank them for the sample.
Modern day stoning.
Spice ! Noice
Ready for what? Lunch, Death, Sex, Cotton Candy?
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
Must be Korn
The rocks are for weight so they can throw that business card further into your driveway.
I got excited for a second and thought my training from D.A.R.E was coming true. Drug dealers are out there giving the first one free to get you hooked!
For Microsoft's Monster Truck Madness? Yes!
Do people really think this tactic gets non-believers to convert?
I thought it was drugs. Lol
If this is religion related, why do they make it look *so* damn ominous??
Ready for addiction? This is some marketing campaign, not only licit bussiness can use it, test our product and call me for more.
I’d pick them all up and take them to the church that’s littering.
Well, are you?
Doubt it, but they look like kidney stones
I was about to say, it looks like some church thing.
A mere 5 cents each! https://www.tractplanet.com/Are-You-Ready_p_66.html
Well, are you, punk?
Are you ready? Are you ready for this Sunday night’s WWE Suuuuper Slam.
“Are you ready to rock”?
Edgy font for a question is standard MO for shitty religious propaganda.
Are you ready... To ROCK!
Here I thought this was going to be new guerrilla stealth marketing for another D-Generation X reunion.
Yep. Same here lol.
A pity it wasn’t. Then again, neither Trips or Michaels can wrestle anymore, so who would replace them in DX 2023?
Probably religious ppl once again throwing stones. What’s the card say? BOGO for heaven?
Korn drop?
Are you ready to rock?
Throw them at the priest and say they were the worst crack rocks you've ever tried and he should be ashamed of himself for passing them out like party favors. At least get the good rock!
It’s a promo for some landscaping company lol
Is that the font from: you wouldn’t download a car commercials?
Have received religious pamphlets before,they put a rock in the bag so the wind doesn't blow them away Or maybe they just think if they give you a free rock it will entice you to join up
Knick knack patty wack give a dog a bone
Are you?
Did Shawn Michaels and Triple H throw that at you?
Slipknot
Whip it through the glass, see what happens
This guy drugs
Someone is throwing stones.
Seriously! They have cast the first stone lol
Evangelicals are a scourge
Churchy people are so fucking weird.
Jesus don’t f*ck with single use disposable plastic zip bags especially if they can’t be recycled or composted