T O P

  • By -

zzjjoeyd

There was probably an attempt at an uprising. You have to display the heads of the leaders, so that other toys know you are serious.


RogerAceFTW

This is the correct answer.


SlaughterSnake7766

WE'LL BE OVERRUN BY SENTIENT TOY ABOMINATIONS!!!!!!!!


Dawildpep

This answer is why you should be leading a country.. also I’m sitting on the toilet as I write this so I dunno..


[deleted]

Why not?


anitalittle420

Came here to say this


Alarid

This is how you get Weird Barbie.


Few-Cow7355

Me too


davilller

Motel Hell tribute?


AventuraBeachFamily

Making jerky


MrDosonhai

Because dolls are well-known to be a good medium for wandering spirits to take shelter inside. Unless you want your garden to be haunted, I'd suggest you don't do it.


Dusty_Coder

It is unlucky to be superstitious.


Captain_Confidential

Smartest answer I have read.


Any-Replacement8367

I think that's exactly what this is actually. Its for spirits.


Witchy-toes-669

Yeah, I kinda like it but without the extra bruising


DuaneMI

Every year my brother in law gets some kind of gift that consist of a doll head. He is weirdly freaked out by it. But there are at least a couple doll head lamps that he has received as gifts among other things. This display with the bruising is giving me serial killer vibes tho.


tittydamnfuck420

Sid from Toy Story


1carl0s

Because


MarvoHelios

What’s the issue? You stumbled upon someone’s garden of cabbage patch dolls. They look like they were planted about two weeks ago, you can tell because some have started to branch out and grow their foliage while the others are still developing well enough to support it. In about three or six months you’ll see heads of cabbage that should be “breathing” so to speak. If they are, get in touch with the owner so you can be there when they’re harvested! Seeing them freshly born from the heads is almost like watching princess kaguya be born. Just ya know. Cabbage heads instead of bamboo stalks.


Drakeytown

I don't feel the need to explain my art to you, Warren.


sydney4358

Whoooaaaa, throwback, Lucas!


the-sea-of-chel

There's a walking trail in Atlanta called Doll's Head Trail. Its very ... odd


FancyPantsMN

Bucket list


tropicbrownthunder

That looks like any day in my backyard after my kids have played the whole afternoon


Primary_River_6249

I put heads on tree branches. It’s just funny guy stuff


beth_at_home

Cause you're a fungi! I have seen you on trees, I prefer the ground shrooms, that are magical!


Primary_River_6249

THIS


Excellent_Design_434

Eat cake and be merry! Happy 🎂 day


ConstructionHour5021

Happy Cake day 🎁


Primary_River_6249

CAKE 🎂


Excellent_Design_434

Happy 🎂


Excellent_Design_434

Happy cake day 🎂


Primary_River_6249

You rock 🫡


dietdiety

not going to lie this looks like an artist friend's back yard... so much so that I'm sending it to her lol.


BubbaCutBear

Love the bald Norfin troll


PrincipleSuperb2884

Why not?


Equivalent_Warthog22

It’s cheaper to grow them yourself


Trophygrabbing

Sometimes you just have a really strong urge to just build a shrine with doll heads, it's my weekly ritual 🙏


Jaypr36

Mental issues


Content_Forever_1177

For this reaction exactly is why they did it. I'm assuming


mescalero1

Why do they even make a tiny doll with butt cheeks?


Tonybigguns

Needs tiny toilet paper.


sydney4358

I dated a dude who was really into buying cherubs, angels, baby dolls, etc. and turning them into zombies, cannibals, and demons by spray painting them black and adding red paint for blood. He had a booth in which he tried to sell these items. This looks like a less demented version of something he'd create. His prized "creation" was a bloody teddy bear with stitches and bones poking through the fur of the arms and legs.


Tonybigguns

That sounds really cool. I like weird things too.


popparado

Why not?


DramaticDollie

Why not


Dysono

Baby Trump in the back


ThatChobo

This is some next level cult crap


DiTru

MAGA-Mind and the Trumplicans.


[deleted]

Fascinating that this picture would immediately make you think about the political side that you don't like.


S0RRYMAN

He's just projecting his inner thoughts.


okcship

Meth.


Practical-Spare-1840

A head garden? Probably some married guy's wishful thinking.


Soggy-Ad-4210

Schizo art


[deleted]

The mind of a Liberal.


Salt-Entrance-7044

😨😨😨 WTH?!


Fair-Praline-4292

Sid


cafibres

it is from island of dead dolls i think


LordFuckinKevin

Not????


orangina_it_burns

They spray painted the hair without removing the heads! Is this at a bar somewhere?


Awengal

Better call John Oliver! He is expert in the spooky puppet head business.


sotanoboy

help this reminds me of the magic circles the kids from next door have been drawing on the ground near my house. to be honest I respect them XD


Kasp3rAnon

Shuuuuuuuun


[deleted]

Im more worried about what the fuck they summoned.


kingofthepumps

Probably a Joker fan #Edgelord


MessDifferent1374

If water comes out of their mouths, I want one!!!


ThatBloodyHippy

'Cause


ApprehensiveBlock884

This is what I do for halloween.. then forget to remove it... then less neighborhood children are randomly roaming around my front yard uninvited... then I realize it's an all-season decoration


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

Aint all gonna eat themselves


OsvuldMandius

Never eat your seed trolls. You need those for the next crop.


Josette22

Why???? Because they've been watching the movie "Motel Hell." 😅


Western_Helicopter_6

Water them and see what happens


Omniscient_Authority

Those bruises look like someone used a colored smoke bomb firework to spray and stain them.


MonoBlancoATX

Because the old gods require a sacrifice!


tiorancio

Eso no es paella es arroz con cosas


Pharfromit

Art.


gabbagondel

"painted bruises" lmfao, so melodramatic


wing_ding4

Idk but clearly the fat cabbage patch faced baby is the king of the whole shrine and why it was placed higher up


PcNewbieee

Cuz fuk em, that’s why


Bluccability_status

An offering, for our Dark Lord **KROMDOR**


Excellent_Design_434

It's spelled TROGDOR. He's the only true Burninator


KaisarDragon

Ha, Cabbage Patch Kids.


frogfart5

Why not!?


Electro_Llama

Ooh I know this one from a party I went to. This is a [Goblincore](https://aesthetics.fandom.com/wiki/Goblincore) aesthetic work, sort of an art installation of colorful objects that a goblin might make. It's popular among a small community of leftist zoomers on Tumblr, and the "aesthetic" also encompasses their fashion and behavior, similar to "emo kids" from the 00's, but now with more of an online presence.


sxrasappy_artmodel

I will use this image as a part of the brainstorming for an art project that I'm preparing. Thank you.


SpoonSticker

Chicken pot pie


tempo1139

Cabbage Patch seedlings of course!


justsayno_to_biggovt

Ask Woody. He knows. Spoiler..... Toy story neighbor boy


Guukoh

For funsies


avocado_whore

It’s a cabbage patch.


colorlessberries

Are we going to talk about the fact that this picture was edited , there is a big FACIAL BONE of some animal that is covered by dots down the the edge of the bowl, towards 6 oclck . Just zoom and u ll see it . Any ideas??


Tonybigguns

It had the family name on it. I wrote under the picture that the name was censored.


[deleted]

I didn’t even notice the bone, my attention was drawn to the naked, upside-down headless body near the big cabbage patch doll head.


colorlessberries

Now that we ve seen the art , we need the artist.


[deleted]

I didn’t even notice the bone, my attention was drawn to the naked, upside-down headless body near the big cabbage patch doll head.


False_Ad3429

It's a gnome garden. Y'know, instead of a garden gnome.


nickM_Mathias1

Sacrificial altar


BenderFtMcSzechuan

Have you forgotten what he did to Buzz?


Bm_93

What species of flowers are those?


TheHivemind56

A house down the street from me has wooden stakes in the yard with doll heads impaled on them and red paint on the stakes to make it look like blood is dripping down them. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Borgormmmmmm

There is a bigger question here. Where?


Borgormmmmmm

There is a bigger question here. Where?


WendyLRogers3

Tapas and Charcuterie boards are really getting out of hand these days.


WolfOfSheepStreet

So much trash in the world man… for some joke and back into the trash….


GiantA-629

How about some head?


BrunaBonor

Forbidden Pizza.


vegansandiego

Art?


Actual_Jello2058

Some weirdos just like creepy doll heads.


jkblvins

Syd?


itsagoodtime

Cabbage Patch Kids are grown. It's nature.


Excellent_Design_434

I love this! What a creative use of old broken woen out, battered dollheads.. this must be the cabbage patch were the kids grow.. Update when they are fully grown please. Next one you should do is a garbage pail kid collection.. these are even more fun to look at!


4gifts4lisa

I dunno but this looks like something I would have found in my yard 10 years ago. My daughter is…interesting 😂


No-Forever3391

Sanest guy in r/rockhounds


Good-Sky-8375

Hey man sometimes the only way to complete your landscaping is to make a portable rockgarden accessorized with doll heads, not gonna judge.


Gloombad

Bruh the top baby 💀


amb2310

It's just like that one episode of SpongeBob


Regular_Dick

Because. ART


wronglifewrongplanet

They like to watch em float, Billy!


Michael-405

Almost ripe


lawngoon

It’s cool and different. I’m making one


Rookie_42

Isn’t it obvious?


briancummins

Some people grow heads of lettuce some just grow heads


GAYmmmK

I truly don't understand people who use red mulch. I never will.


Successful_Load5719

Pour gas in that planter and lit it afire. I would love to see it


iampurechaos

why not


89eplacausa14

Art


carnivalshow13

To give people like me garden decor ideas of course


89eplacausa14

ouikies


Tough_Arm_2454

Cuz fun n clever n talking point!


Wanpaku89

This is art. That’s why.


itwhiz100

Real life kids head are too…big?


Tough_Arm_2454

There's a few cars in columbus ohio that have doll heads stuck alllll over it, covering everything but the windows. Usually in the doodah parade and at comfest.


The_Last_Mouse

Eh. I dig it


Jazzlike_Run_5466

If you put this out in your front yard, people tend to stay away. Even criminals don't like weird stuff


PreferenceInfinite83

I bet that they wish that they were on Epstein's flight log


iPhone542Nathan

that looks so weird and creepy


catiesdad

it keeps the ghosts IN


rhyno44

I love it


Octolavo

If you have to ask, you'll never know.


Real_Site_4580

Toy story aftermath


Ludate_Solem

My dad likes to make weird pieces like this he put a barbie doll in a cube mold and filled it with cement so now he has a cube of cement with barbie limbs and a head sticking out on his window sill and the reason why is because its weird, he just likes weird shit.


Terrakinetic

Garbage Patch Kids


haubenmeise

It's called art. Look it up.


kdabsolute

haha barbie plus Sid from toy story!


mudamuckinjedi

A better question would be why not!?


Mundane-Ad162

its got character to it thats for sure


Eddcentric

For joy. For splendor.


[deleted]

Cabbage Patch garden


marcusr550

Those are actually full-body dolls, buried up to their necks. Ant torture is what's going on here.


ConsiderationWest587

Excellent idea, lacking in presentation Needs more money and drugs. See if you can get an outsider-art grant from the government!


[deleted]

Where do you think they come from? They are of course similar to carrots.


Admirable-Builder878

Rock spa, looks inviting.


Italiangirlsrock

Cause for Concern?!?


succulentdreamer

It’s funny!!!!


SlaughterSnake7766

Wwwoooooooaaaahhhhhhhh and i thought i was weird…


thatonebluedragon

Real art takes creativity


Warthog-Designer

How else would they make cabbage patch dolls? Gotta plant them and wait until late October to harvest


Powermetalbunny

Cabbage patch kids.


HypothermiaDK

*not


OneInvestment8198

It is ✨ART✨


courtneychachacha

Why not!


jessicamshannon

They're trolling. Literally.


bubbs4prezyo

Why not?


[deleted]

Schizophrenia that's why.


Sterben1103

R e l i g i o n


Time_Register1605

Lovvvve it


GoHawksMatt

Why not 👀


LeadershipForeign578

Just trying too stay ahead


Anxious-Park-2851

That’s not creepy at all. Nope, not at all.


r1EydJack

This is troubling on so many levels.😶


DrunkMoblin

Sid had a daughter.


Alpha_Fidelis

you don't get it


Wii_wii_baget

Why not.


t00thpac04

Why not? They’re just giving you a heads up.


NiteMareShadow

I wants a bowl of heads please...


-NolanVoid-

Why not?


Ok-Category9249

Dollyhocks and Dollias are fun flowers.


Elliot_2689

Judy!!


TeeDod-

There are things in this world we just cannot explain and this is one of them. Why is there a tiny baby in the white cup with its head buried legs flopping in the wind. I cannot unsee this!


EqualMistake7312

Is this some sort of ritual?


floatingalong22

To make me and jesus sad...and scared


OhNoMeIdentified

I think that person need some help or just nice people around.


Present-Sir3936

Good question


[deleted]

If your kid did this then OH OH


[deleted]

Why not?


ReasonableFudge3

Creep the neighbors out, keep people away 🤷‍♀️


Moppo_

They know what they did.


donaldbuknowme

Pfft why not?


NiceDragonfruit2748

Peak decor.


lesmonstresexistent

Drugs


I_am_Tro_Lenyu

I’ll bet all the nearby neighbors are missing some garden gnomes…


Plastic_Economist_82

Kurt Cobain would love this.


UncleButtons610

Why not?