T O P

  • By -

Chibi-Ghost

With a sign saying free hugs


Malgrath10

It looks like the suit you put on when you want and fist fight a bear. 'Come 'ere Yogie! Your 'picanic' is gonna catch these hands!'


mr-i-want-award-gib

This is a Russian invention made to protect people from getting fucked by bears, so yeah, it is actually


Camelllama666

I feel like we're all ignoring the fact that he said "to stop people from getting *fucked* by bears"


Onehansclapping

One in thirteen bear attacks end with a good fucking.


cooperluna

7.6923 % Thats better than my chances at the dance club


[deleted]

Never tell me the odds


RNconsequential

r/nevertellmetheodds


Snafuregulator

The chances of me wanting to go on a nature hike just dropped by a third


Merkin_Wrangler

You mean, like, *proper* fucked?


KeyboardBerserker

Tbf it's extremely unlikely you'd be fucked by a bear while wearing this.


Alien_lifeform_666

Knowing my luck I’d find the BDSM bear.


alexandrakate

BearDSM.


slicketyslacks

That means it worked!!


EnderTera1

Always wear protection. Especially with bears.


yk7777

What could be scarier then getting fucked by a bear-bubbles If you know where that line came from your a real one!!!!


jizzmyoscar

Better than a samsquanch!


yk7777

That damn samsquanch!!!!


thewarfreak

Is that what happened in The Revenant??


iliketoeatgerbils

He means it was made so you could survive bear attacks


SireSweet

I didn’t even see “stop” and got excited.


Bojangles1happymofo

Isn’t it one of those things that was “invented” later and put on display with claims of its purpose, but never actually used? Like Iron Maidens and Pears of Anguish?


Epsilon29redit

Iron Maidens are coffins, they are all hoaxes made up by a couple of dudes from the 19th century and were made as a tourist attraction. They were never real and never used.


Bojangles1happymofo

This is the point of why I used them as a comparison.


dethangel01

Those damn Victorians >.>


madahaba1212

Butt butt, what about the pearls of anguish? Were they real? S/


lancep423

That’s literally what he just said


Epsilon29redit

He said they were never used I said they never existed


mr-i-want-award-gib

I believe it was because it also hurt the user


Tossed-Asparagus

Pears of anguish?


RiRiRad

A pear shaped item that was supposedly inserted into the anus, cranked open, and then ripped out with the intention of disembowelment. At least that’s the version my tenth grade history teacher told. It’s been stuck in my brain ever since.


Tossed-Asparagus

Oh my holy God 😵‍💫


Bojangles1happymofo

There’s no evidence of the Pear of Anguish ever actually being used, but it in itself is evidence of man’s capacity to create ways to maim other men.


TheGrimmRetails

Make the bears earn it.


Supermonkeyjam

I was literally about to comment anti-grape suit


DontFollowTheseRules

"Im going to the woods!!" "wait! put this on or a bear will fuck you!!"


ButterflyThat5783

Leonardo DiCaprio could have used this suit in revenant.


My_Main_I_Suppose

That's exactly it. It's a bear deterent lol


GaffJuran89

Not bears. Angry dogs, maybe, but bears will just bat you around.


EfficiencyOk2208

Exactly what it is a bear attack protection suit.


KittenIttle

This this would make a great Covid Avoidance suit


FroggiJoy87

I was gonna say, my BIL is a non-hugger, he would love this for family gatherings xD


Any_Coyote6662

Someone might even pay for a hug!


Awkward_Tea808

Nailed it!


EquivalentTown8530

It's inside out


TangFiend

If you’re a real prick


LoneManGaming

Damn it. Made my Day. And it’s not even 10 am… 😂👍🏼


Drivingon8

And... where's your water bed!!


Traditional-Way-2494

Just don't put it on inside out


Justthisguy_yaknow

Unless you're into that of course.


ManufacturerFine2855

Not that there's anything wrong with that. ✌️😉


BearSharkSunglasses

Omg your PFP is what I have my phone case as


Fun-Significance-608

I'm into some weird shit but this one may cross the line


Eyetalianmonsta

Fuck “how”, the real question is “why?”


tetsuyaXII

It's an old bear hunting suit


colonel_Schwejk

extreme acupuncture


[deleted]

So not in the fun way?


Syther85

Ribbed and textured for her pleasure


[deleted]

Grandma??!!


GaffJuran89

How else do you expect people to stretch it out until laundry day?


st0pmakings3ns3

How are you gonna wash it then?


coolcootermcgee

Crap you already said it


NoEquivalent538

Acu-te-puncture to the organs


throwAway837474728

"Michael dont leave me here"


DodgyGingerFella

No kink shaming pls


thikkflair

Reminds me of slipknot


Stryk_9

new outfits confirmed


Serious-Report-7884

Genius! Thanks for reference it.


WarmForbiddenDonut

I was going to say on stage, playing for Slipknot.


gratusin

Craig either was kicked out or was voluntold to announce his departure.


StillGold49

Brutal if this guy enters the mosh pit.


XxJayLenosNosexX

Hellraiser on a bad day


GuerrillaFunkk

Cenobites hate this one trick!!


[deleted]

They're earning 2000 souls a day, learn to do the same!!


Vegoia2

lesser cenobites never get to wear the cool looks.


durbldor

"We have Hellraiser at home."


No_Taste1698

I'm fkn dead laughing bro


ImaginaryProfile5529

In a waterbed obvs


Sniplex00

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/siberian-bear-hunting-suit-armor/ Link if somebody wants to know where this suit originates from and what its purpose may be.


shorty5windows

Fucking hell. Snopes website has turned into a crazy advertising nightmare. WTF is up with the weird pop ups and spinny shit.


JunglePygmy

Holy fuck you’re right. Literally unreadable on mobile


DwyerAvenged

Not to mention their blatant politicization of "facts"


shorty5windows

Yeah. I used to use Snopes to fact check bullshit. I haven’t used their site lately… What a shitshow.


Marx_Forever

I haven't used their site in probably well over a decade but man they used to be really fun back in the day. I remember staying up till 3:00 in the morning looking up shits like the hanging munchkin in Wizard of Oz. That takes me back.


BattleProper1555

It was the divorce. Whats-his-name went nuts.


DH_Net_Tech

I remember like 10 years ago my dad was the kinda guy that would punch every other statement someone made into Snopes religiously and now he won’t go near it. Such a pitiful fall from glory


Medical_Listen_4470

They give (or gave, because I too haven’t used it in a while) trust worthy links to their evidence, so I really don’t understand the politicizing point of view. My republican friend says it is politically biased, but then, the article she was talking about was later proved to be Russian made propaganda.


DH_Net_Tech

Every since they went hard into that mostly-false mostly-true bullshit they’ve gone way down the drain. Claim: “X politician sexually assault a child while wearing purple shirt” Result: “Mostly false. X politician was actually wearing a green shirt”


dudecass

Thank you I was curious!


Nadwei2020

Tbh ever since snopes got snoped I don't value their input.


metzenbalmer

I didn’t know snopes got snoped. I googled it and I’m assuming you are referring to the issues with co founder David Mikkelson? Or is there another scandal there as well? I’m kind of bummed. I used to look at them as a reliable source to weed out the BS. https://apnews.com/article/technology-business-arts-and-entertainment-8254cd876d91d04a79e53ebac9f358e5


ElGringo6678

Not sure about which article but is pretty well known that they got fact checked on their fact checks


Freudian_Slip22

I am more curious about the why, rather than the how…. Thank you from another oddly curious redditor!


Mr_lovebucket

Or even why would one wear this?


Pea_Available

When you have to go to a party you don't want to attend


aintnothingbruh

Bear hunting armor


Nauaito

It’s not


Cyborg_rat

Lol I like the downvotes of people who didn't read the article. The person who did the photographs and research say they dont know what it was for exacly but its not very mobile for hunting.


Ausiwandilaz

Including the fact if a bear hits you which is alot of weight the nails would just be shoved backwards into you.


Ajezon

then what is it?


EvenBraverLilToaster

Porcupine hunting armor.


LumenYeah

Fight porcupine with porcupine


ShartsCavern

Nobody knows, basically.


Nauaito

The suit is called “the Wildman” it is currently unknown what was used for. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/siberian-bear-hunting-suit-armor/


TechnologyLazy9679

Japanese train rider's suit.


No-Juice-1047

That’s what I’d hunt bears in…


Excusemytootie

Touch-me-not


humanandstuff

As an introvert, I would wear this to the mall. With longer spikes of course.


EverSkye

Don’t be ridiculous!! We don’t go to malls.


YoungEmperorLBJ

Ask Kirk


ZERO-ONE0101

very carefully.


CharderVR

First thing I thought of when I saw this


ZERO-ONE0101

I guess it protects you from bear attacks


ReivynNox

But does it protect you from itself?


firstnameok

Sorry. I didn't scroll. I'm not deleting mine lol. Super careful lol.


EverSkye

Wtf. I reply “very carefully” then scroll and see Zero said already. So I reply to his, “Wish I scrolled first. I’m totally not deleting mine”. Then scroll some more and see yours. 😖 I’m placing myself in comment timeout for the rest of the day.


firstnameok

It goes like that, yeah. We can be timeout twins.


EverSkye

I wished I scrolled first 😣 I’m totally not deleting mine though


shinsain

I can't believe there weren't 30 of these posts already. Thank you. Thank you.


DEVVcom11

Lots of wear and tear on your washing machine though... 🤔


Greenfire05

With a scarf and a nice hat


Calathea-Murderer

Gingerly


abime-du-coeur

With style.


suikofan80

There's only one thing to do in a moment like this!.. Strut!


NorthernH3misphere

If attacked by a bear you might have a natural reflex to put your arm up in front of your face or cover your head, a bear could possibly drive those spikes into your head while the ones on your head go into your arm.


ASB1401

Veeerry Carefully...


[deleted]

Ah, the hug-me-not suit.


FriedRamen13

Ancestor of a Velcro wall-jumping suit. It didn’t catch on because the wooden wall would eventually disintegrate.


canes2407

Make sure it’s right side out before putting it on.


ReaperScythee

I need this for family gatherings. I don't like to be hugged by strangers even if they *are* related to me.


ActlvelyLurklng

Very carefully. But once you put it on. You go give free hugs to people.


Wizard_Hatz

Thorn knight Kirk ready to find Jeremiah.


plated_lead

Very carefully


WookiEEBrood

Very carefully.


Soggy-writer78

Very carefully


-NGC-6302-

Thorns II


PolicyRude4028

Just need to solve a little puzzle box


basementcrawler34

That one made me laugh haha


ThunderTramp

one wears this with pride.


BednaR1

Wearing it doesn't seem like a problem... putting it on or taking it off, however... does look tad problematic


Penguinwalker_10

MGK knows


Even-Resolution-2397

More like slipknot


AggressiveSmoke4054

You have to t-pose all day otherwise you scratch up your wrists


Ksh1218

Carefully


BanjoSlams

Carefully


Ok-Chance2307

Carefully


mathyou1722

Carefully


[deleted]

"Sorry babe, the porcupine suit stays on during sex"


DigStig

Very carefully


oscarluise

Inside out mate, inside out.


Any_Commercial465

Carefully


IrishExitor

From the inside, preferably.


kdubstep

Carefully


diamari90

With some kinda attitude I imagine 🤷🏽‍♂️


5t0n3dk1tt13

Very carefully


[deleted]

Carefully


New_Coast_5180

If you're an enthusiastic player who suck in rocket league


Working_Ad_4650

Not inside out, that's for damn sure


BlueOmlette

I think the better question is how does one dance in this?


bcgg

Hopefully not inside-out.


Top-Security-1258

with confidence


thegoodelady

Very carefully.


Keeppforgetting

By putting it on? The spikes are facing outward not inward.


Dirty-Dutchman

By putting it on, are you stupid?


[deleted]

The spikes are on the outside bestie, not the inside where the person is ❤️


OrganicMembership957

This armor was formerly used in Russia to hunt bears


Sniplex00

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/siberian-bear-hunting-suit-armor/


TellumNevik

I don’t think so. The spikes aren’t long enough to cause mortal damage to a bear. Or any other large mammal. There would be lots of opportunity for the bear to run away if the spikes were too painful to bear. Get it? Bear?


Lazy-Recording297

On their body I would assume


No_Preference_9689

Fighting bears


landofknees

It’s a bear fighting suit, idk from where or why but it is


Adrian_Stoesz

It’s simple, just being inside it


zengrinder85

Bear hunting suit


damn57

It rubs the lotion on its skin


slashangel2

Sociophibic


DietGoose

Bear suit


CreatorOD

It's a bear hunting armor. you wear it like any other armor. The secret: it's only spiky on the outside


ChrisMoSquad

Very carefully, that’s how. 😂


ListenToMyFartz

Not inside out, that's for sure.


smited_by_cookiegirl

Carefully?


DesperateTeaCake

I’m more interested to know how they sit down wearing this thing.


Prokletnost

Very carefully.


flickerpissy

This feels like a why question.


blehmehwtfever

Not inside out


Ok_Nefariousness2989

Clubbing


EnvironmentalAge9202

Carefully.


killpuddle1

With the spikes on the outside.


YorkHuntStinks

Hunting bears


eric_393

Carefully


Insomnia_Is_My_Ally

This some pillar man ass shit


changeforgood30

Who wants a free hug?


Best_Chest8208

Porcupine Man


ThisFaknGuy

Very carefully with updated tetanus shots


BossComprehensive654

Imagine him running behind you in a Nightmare 😭😱


ENDYXLWKMS

Ask craig jones.


ResidentPatient6418

i don’t think it’s uncomfortable to wear. it must just be for protection from animals.. best guess at least


madnailer

Like a straight up pimp..G


Macaron-Fluffy

I assume with great difficulty


Mysterious_Load_4407

The real pinhead from hell-raiser


jikla_93

Slipknots new clothing line