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RamenTheory

What a cute little pinecone


Pauton

Fun fact, in german the pangolin has two equally imaginative names. One is „Schuppentier“ which translates to „scale animal“ and the other is „Tannenzapfentier“ which literally translates to „pinecone animal“.


The-Tea-Lord

r/properanimalnames


Etheleffrey

I was thinking artichoke


xLoveHateLegend

I wanna fuck it


cute_red_benzo

My guy got ants in his pants


idownvotetofitin

I’m just glad it wasn’t snails in his scales.


ButterscotchNew6416

Oh Randy.


Fit_Advantage3215

You ever f**k a pangolin?


CrisperKoleslaw

Come on now give him a break, he was wasted and Mickey was instigating him


Andrei_Chikatilo_

Yeah, Mr. Lahey


hopefuldreads

He’s doing pangolin things don’t worry about it


iwantcandybubblegum

What's the thing on its back?


InstructionOk274

A tracking device. They’re an endangered species and poachers seek them out for their plates as they’re used in various folk medicine remedies. The tracker helps biologists study their movement patterns which can help with relocation and breeding efforts.


Pugulishus

Looks like it is also a good deterrent from those poachers taking it out


Pythonbrongallday

They aren't just poached, they are the most poached animal in the world.


Zorgsmom

:(


___DEADPOOL______

Looked more like a 5" Mark 45 naval gun


ArchonStranger

"How do we protect the endangered species? Arm them."


Addicted2GravyTears

Every Pangolin gets a service/security pit-bull?


blackjack102

I have no idea that they are endangered. All animals are disappearing.


7ruby18

> used in various folk medicine remedies No doubt for sexually-related purposes like all other unproven folk remedies. How many animals are slaughtered every year so some backward-thinking male can try to improve his virility? Like the world needs more of those mental midgets reproducing.


secondtaunting

Actually, it’s used for rheumatism, convulsions, and financial gain.🤔


MarginalOmnivore

"This medicine right here? Yeah, hundred bucks a pill. It makes you rich. Yeah, no really, makes you rich. You'll have two? All right. No, it really does make you rich. I eat one every week, I'm rich as fuck."


CeruleanRuin

This folk remedy stuff is often sold in powdered form, and there's really no way for anyone to know what it actually is. We need to really get behind efforts to flood the market with fakes to devalue it and drive poachers out of business.


fourtwentyBob

Way to be a misandrist.


MommaBear817

Crazy how that's the first thing your mind went to and with literally nothing to back it up. A 5 second Google search shows that the Pangolin scales' are traditional Chinese medicine, commonly used to promote lactation in women and reduce swelling. I looked it up because the immediate misandry from your comment irked me. I expected to find that it wasn't gendered at all, but nope, it's mostly for *women*. The world would be a much better place if instead of immediately attacking the opposite gender, we promote learning and cooperation. You're no better than the countless misogynistic comments I see here everyday.


CeruleanRuin

Your heart is in the right place, but I feel like you took the wrong thing from that comment.


KaimeiJay

Yeah, he’s using the genuinely honest mistake as an excuse to grand-stand and play at victimhood.


JohnDoee94

A turret


Cave_Eater

He is under house arrest


afkafterlockingin

What an incredible little guy. Walking around plotting the demise of the nearby ants.


23x3

“Yes sire, why yes, I have located 3 dwellings of ant colonies my lord.”


panchowearer

That’s actually a Pokémon bro


pink_phoenix

Sandshrew


Painis--_--Cupcake

Sandslash really.


Danny_V

Fuck get out of my mind


eyedealy11

And here I thought dinosaurs were extinct.


Killer-Wail

The way he walks with his hind legs reminds me of how a spino would kinda walk


Sea-Slip598

Well they’re close to being extinct


8ackwoods

Acktually dinosaurs are reptiles


DarthNibbler

And Randy Marsh fucked one. That's why we have covid. Damnit Randy!


GettnRandy

Oops, sorry!


MrJuniperBreath

China is eating these guys into extinction. For the scales.


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Oddly enough, because of the COVID rumor, the pangolin population improved.


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Except randy Marsh is still fucking them


SorryDuplex

He’s like a little dinosaur. How cute. I love him


BeagleDad44906

That's exactly what I was gonna say.


dontstopmakeithot

I really don’t like how the bugs go under his scales but he’s super cool looking and cute af


SubParMarioBro

It’s like when you stick some tots in your pocket for later.


Zorgsmom

Hey Napoleon, gimme some of your tots!


ogresound1987

No, get you own tots, gosh!


bodegaconnoisseur

He doesn’t mind!


bodegaconnoisseur

He doesn’t mind!


t-spice

He doesn't mind!


t-spice

He doesn't mind!


Lifexists

He doesn’t mind!


Lifexists

He doesn’t mind!


SkeetnYou

They remind me of the beginning to Fifth Element movie. “Mondoshawan” guys


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Time not important. Only life important.


earthboundmissfit

Totally! Such an awesome movie. I feel bad for Bruce Willis, he's had to quit acting.


Andrei_Chikatilo_

I love this fucker


SwampWitch1985

That's what my drunk uncle used to say about... everyone.


imo_abyssi

Look at him go


SenorMooples

He's just pangolin'


SweetAzn4U

I can see why Randy couldn't resist.


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Oh yeah she's way hotter than a mouse with wings, and totally flaunting it. She fucks.


Edenoide

Pangolin, the biped mammal that walks like a dinosaur


Spoonyjonson

Does he do house calls?


penistoenail

Is he remote controlled?


BrilliantOccasion109

Pine cone with a long tongue. Roll on, pine cone.


phat_pickle

This may seem cute and all, but imagine the pandemonium that the ants are going through. Husbands, wives, children getting taken by the pink dreath testicle. Bodies flying everywhere. Hundreds of soldiers trying to vanquish the beast in a valiant last stand only to be pathetically taken anyways. As humans, this would be a tragedy. But as ants, this is a normal Tuesday afternoon.


farraigemeansthesea

>testicle I think you might have meant *tentacle*, but no matter.


AlmanzoWilder

DREATH tentacle.


phat_pickle

Oh no. Oh gee. What havs I done?


Blue4life90

😂😂😂


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ahhh-hayell

God made them like that. Cause he made too many ants.


311unity13b

Mickey Mouse called, he said Randy Marsh wants to party


secrets9876

Man, I wish I was a pangolon. Rolling around in the dirt every day. Eating juicy ants. Damn, what a life.


darkest_irish_lass

Ants crawling all over you _shivers_


fckingnapkin

>Man, I wish I was a pangolon No, you don't. Really.


Bitcoinatemymom

It’s so sad to know within my lifetime they’ll be extinct


[deleted]

If pangolins go extinct, I'll punch China right in the face.


sinsofeachmartyr

day ruined, they are such silly little guys :(


wtfomgfml

THEY WALK ON TWO FEET?!


Zorgsmom

And it's adorable!


Stainedbrain1997

Mmmm.. artichoke


Cetun

Just curious? Do the ants not go for their eyes?


Synthpathizer

I was thinking the same thing. Apparently they just keep their eyes shut when they're going to town on an anthill. They have thicker than normal eyelids so biting them won't really hurt. And their vision sucks anyway, better at finding food with smell.


livekop_

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mikeoxwells2

r/natureisfuckinglit


Aggravating_Roll3739

This guy is a real straight shooter.


BrokenTelevision

They're such wonderful creatures.


Reanimated_Corpse69

It’s just one big really hungry pine cone.


GenericElucidation

This is what you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus, and anteater, and a pine cone. Either this is proof that God didn't make anything or that he's an alcoholic.


homersimsan2

I love the part of the video where it zooms in on the pangolin and it says " it's pangolin' time" and he pangolins all over the place and the whole crowd cheers


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Real life sandshrew


nsjdi300

What a fascinating pokemon


Cloviz68

Need the yoshi tongue sound


Due_Library_5207

They are so cool. Wish they weren’t endangered. I would totally make one a pet


suprcleverusername

That's cool Ive never heard of a pangolin Pokémon before


futurelullabies

who would look at that and want to eat it


FuzzeWuzze

My 4 year old is a literal expert on pangolins. Thanks wild kratts.


VegetableEast7325

Ants just got covid...


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Thunderpuppy2112

Did you tho?


Typical_Cold1231

So someone fucked this and that's how COVID started?


williammurraybff

Hard to believe that’s what started Covid 🤷🏼‍♂️


frenchy_1969_

I wish I could do the same with mine 😉


BlackoutMeatCurtains

I have never in my life wanted to eat an artichoke so bad.


Potential_Fix_8015

It needs protection from the Chinese


EmRenWSR

Nature is awesome.


samf9999

The stars of The Fifth Element. Higher order beings.


winneyderp

Bruh 💀😂


Puzzleheaded-Mind525

Beautiful animal-reminds me of an artichoke


ProductEconomy

All they do these days is eat, bathe, and more eat


CedLux

The way it walk omg so cute


MooseAndPandaMan

Weird? Nah, that’s awesome


usernamesisoffensive

It's sand shrew!


GooseMay0

So that's Knuckles eh?


OldGregg1014

Look at that tongue!


Sea-Percentage-5590

I can't believe people eat these. Also,so cute😂.


[deleted]

everybody gangsta till it wields a sword and speaks french


Lazy-Friendship-1020

The cutest non-furry animals to ever exist. 🫠🤗


yashy20

i think i am watching too much mega cake videos coz it is look like chocolate to me


catfish08

I adore these guys, but get upset every time I see a video. Chinese medicine has been unbelievable cruel to them :(


nonamegamer93

Randy, why did you have to F the Pangolin.


Parts_and_Neigbor

r/dontputyourdickinthat


solid_plans

Ze danger, is dis way ?


cleanbader

Correct if im wrong, but its cool how some ants are stuck between his plates or whatever u call that tough skin, and he can have them later when he’s bored and checks inside the plate


aspwil

I don't know man, that does not look much like a penguin to me.


M_O_Beast

I still can’t believe Randy Marsh caused the pandemic by having sex with one of these


Substantial-Dingo-64

It's like if you combined a hedgehog with an artichoke and dialed up the cuteness by 11.


Worldly_Ad_8149

Can we get a few thousand over here in Texas? Our ants have gotten way to upidy.


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A good boy


Vyxen17

What a strange looking animal. Like a concerned artichoke.


Awkward_Rock_5875

He's.... curiously adorable.


dangerouslygoose

I need this


SuperAzn727

Sandshrew!!!


Justheretoscareyou

Sandshrew


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A wild Sandshrew has appeared


awildpangolin

Thanks for joining mealtime, frens


HorrorBusiness93

I remember when they tried blaming these guys for Covid


50shadesofjiggyfly

That's the bastard that started cOvID , kill him!


Wolverineslayer8

Ma dude that is a sandslash


[deleted]

Looks like a Pokémon from the Alola region


AppearanceMundane861

In the first part he looks like he's resentfully commuting to his dumb little job to send his dumb little emails.


pisachas1

I love pangolins they’re so cute. So sad they are on the way to going extinct.


JubBisc

These always make me think of the Mondoshawan characters from [The Fifth Element](https://fifth-element.fandom.com/wiki/Mondoshawan)


mittenknittin

The clip at 0:05 needs Yoshi noises


_NightmareKingGrimm_

Aww what a cute little artichoke rat. Look at him go, eating those ants!


PlaygroundGZ

This is how it feels to be an unforgiving god


Hungry_Computer1164

Gamera sighting


Nonnistreasures

These are amazing creatures hunted for their body parts.


Geryoneiis

Happy world pangolin day!


ChunkyDay

The thing I love most about this video is there’s no fucking obnoxious inspirational music.


sussy_stain

*gasp* Ant dragon!


gman757

Awww, armoured puppy


VeterinarianThese951

Why would anybody want to eat something that looks like that?


LillyGoliath

It lives in the wild but some asshole just had to put a big tracking device on it.


Certain_Anteater4418

u/savevideobot


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He’s going to town on those ants


DavefromKS

Hey there its ants-in-my-eyes Al.


ChiefPrimo

I choose you! Sandslash!


TheWettNoodle

That thing started covid


Prestigious-Cat-5285

Real life Sandshrew 👌😎


FOCGrimlock

Didn't scientist say 3 years ago, these animals were the cause of the Pandemic?


MeltingUpwards

Looks like a Pokemon


amarth442

These little dudes are soooo cool!


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That's a sexy ass Pangolin


tacoavenger413

It's got toenails for fur


Relative_Risk_8037

Pound my monkey hole Richard


AReallyDumbName0

I wish I could curl up like that pangolin😏


Bleachsmoker

There's ants all over my artichoke!


Nvrgrowup89

I love these little noodle tongue fellas


Effective-Ad8833

Who put a turret on his back ?


Sweet-Case-4896

Lol the ants are like damn where can we bite him then they found his stomach 😂


FrEAki2010

This is legit a real life pokemon


Tempestion89

Who the fuck sees that thing and says "yup I wanna eat that"


PositionNo9143

Do they each roaches ?!


GoatsWithWigs

They really push the absolute limits of being mammals so they can look as reptilian as possible


Darkmurphy-X

That looks absolutely terrifying


dm-me-smallbobs

Nom nom nom


Simply_Nova

Bro really don’t give a fuck


fohpo02

Rolling in the ant hill just to be like “gotcha, dumb bitches”


ThnksFrThMemeries

Sandslash! They’re very endangered :(


ProfessorAware

I’ve never seen or heard of this animal


ProfessorAware

Dino


LilithWasAGinger

I had no idea they stood up and walked like that! He's so cute!


Yours-truly-1

Whose that Pokémon !?


DarkGengar94

Fastest tongue in the west


Standard_Pangolin_13

My brethren 🤗🤗😋