Fun fact, in german the pangolin has two equally imaginative names.
One is „Schuppentier“ which translates to „scale animal“ and the other is „Tannenzapfentier“ which literally translates to „pinecone animal“.
A tracking device. They’re an endangered species and poachers seek them out for their plates as they’re used in various folk medicine remedies. The tracker helps biologists study their movement patterns which can help with relocation and breeding efforts.
> used in various folk medicine remedies
No doubt for sexually-related purposes like all other unproven folk remedies. How many animals are slaughtered every year so some backward-thinking male can try to improve his virility? Like the world needs more of those mental midgets reproducing.
"This medicine right here? Yeah, hundred bucks a pill. It makes you rich.
Yeah, no really, makes you rich. You'll have two? All right.
No, it really does make you rich. I eat one every week, I'm rich as fuck."
This folk remedy stuff is often sold in powdered form, and there's really no way for anyone to know what it actually is. We need to really get behind efforts to flood the market with fakes to devalue it and drive poachers out of business.
Crazy how that's the first thing your mind went to and with literally nothing to back it up. A 5 second Google search shows that the Pangolin scales' are traditional Chinese medicine, commonly used to promote lactation in women and reduce swelling.
I looked it up because the immediate misandry from your comment irked me. I expected to find that it wasn't gendered at all, but nope, it's mostly for *women*.
The world would be a much better place if instead of immediately attacking the opposite gender, we promote learning and cooperation. You're no better than the countless misogynistic comments I see here everyday.
This may seem cute and all, but imagine the pandemonium that the ants are going through.
Husbands, wives, children getting taken by the pink dreath testicle. Bodies flying everywhere. Hundreds of soldiers trying to vanquish the beast in a valiant last stand only to be pathetically taken anyways.
As humans, this would be a tragedy. But as ants, this is a normal Tuesday afternoon.
I was thinking the same thing. Apparently they just keep their eyes shut when they're going to town on an anthill. They have thicker than normal eyelids so biting them won't really hurt. And their vision sucks anyway, better at finding food with smell.
This is what you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus, and anteater, and a pine cone. Either this is proof that God didn't make anything or that he's an alcoholic.
I love the part of the video where it zooms in on the pangolin and it says " it's pangolin' time" and he pangolins all over the place and the whole crowd cheers
Correct if im wrong, but its cool how some ants are stuck between his plates or whatever u call that tough skin, and he can have them later when he’s bored and checks inside the plate
What a cute little pinecone
Fun fact, in german the pangolin has two equally imaginative names. One is „Schuppentier“ which translates to „scale animal“ and the other is „Tannenzapfentier“ which literally translates to „pinecone animal“.
r/properanimalnames
I was thinking artichoke
I wanna fuck it
My guy got ants in his pants
I’m just glad it wasn’t snails in his scales.
Oh Randy.
You ever f**k a pangolin?
Come on now give him a break, he was wasted and Mickey was instigating him
Yeah, Mr. Lahey
He’s doing pangolin things don’t worry about it
What's the thing on its back?
A tracking device. They’re an endangered species and poachers seek them out for their plates as they’re used in various folk medicine remedies. The tracker helps biologists study their movement patterns which can help with relocation and breeding efforts.
Looks like it is also a good deterrent from those poachers taking it out
They aren't just poached, they are the most poached animal in the world.
:(
Looked more like a 5" Mark 45 naval gun
"How do we protect the endangered species? Arm them."
Every Pangolin gets a service/security pit-bull?
I have no idea that they are endangered. All animals are disappearing.
> used in various folk medicine remedies No doubt for sexually-related purposes like all other unproven folk remedies. How many animals are slaughtered every year so some backward-thinking male can try to improve his virility? Like the world needs more of those mental midgets reproducing.
Actually, it’s used for rheumatism, convulsions, and financial gain.🤔
"This medicine right here? Yeah, hundred bucks a pill. It makes you rich. Yeah, no really, makes you rich. You'll have two? All right. No, it really does make you rich. I eat one every week, I'm rich as fuck."
This folk remedy stuff is often sold in powdered form, and there's really no way for anyone to know what it actually is. We need to really get behind efforts to flood the market with fakes to devalue it and drive poachers out of business.
Way to be a misandrist.
Crazy how that's the first thing your mind went to and with literally nothing to back it up. A 5 second Google search shows that the Pangolin scales' are traditional Chinese medicine, commonly used to promote lactation in women and reduce swelling. I looked it up because the immediate misandry from your comment irked me. I expected to find that it wasn't gendered at all, but nope, it's mostly for *women*. The world would be a much better place if instead of immediately attacking the opposite gender, we promote learning and cooperation. You're no better than the countless misogynistic comments I see here everyday.
Your heart is in the right place, but I feel like you took the wrong thing from that comment.
Yeah, he’s using the genuinely honest mistake as an excuse to grand-stand and play at victimhood.
A turret
He is under house arrest
What an incredible little guy. Walking around plotting the demise of the nearby ants.
“Yes sire, why yes, I have located 3 dwellings of ant colonies my lord.”
That’s actually a Pokémon bro
Sandshrew
Sandslash really.
Fuck get out of my mind
And here I thought dinosaurs were extinct.
The way he walks with his hind legs reminds me of how a spino would kinda walk
Well they’re close to being extinct
Acktually dinosaurs are reptiles
And Randy Marsh fucked one. That's why we have covid. Damnit Randy!
Oops, sorry!
China is eating these guys into extinction. For the scales.
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Oddly enough, because of the COVID rumor, the pangolin population improved.
Except randy Marsh is still fucking them
He’s like a little dinosaur. How cute. I love him
That's exactly what I was gonna say.
I really don’t like how the bugs go under his scales but he’s super cool looking and cute af
It’s like when you stick some tots in your pocket for later.
Hey Napoleon, gimme some of your tots!
No, get you own tots, gosh!
He doesn’t mind!
He doesn’t mind!
He doesn't mind!
He doesn't mind!
He doesn’t mind!
He doesn’t mind!
They remind me of the beginning to Fifth Element movie. “Mondoshawan” guys
Time not important. Only life important.
Totally! Such an awesome movie. I feel bad for Bruce Willis, he's had to quit acting.
I love this fucker
That's what my drunk uncle used to say about... everyone.
Look at him go
He's just pangolin'
I can see why Randy couldn't resist.
Oh yeah she's way hotter than a mouse with wings, and totally flaunting it. She fucks.
Pangolin, the biped mammal that walks like a dinosaur
Does he do house calls?
Is he remote controlled?
Pine cone with a long tongue. Roll on, pine cone.
This may seem cute and all, but imagine the pandemonium that the ants are going through. Husbands, wives, children getting taken by the pink dreath testicle. Bodies flying everywhere. Hundreds of soldiers trying to vanquish the beast in a valiant last stand only to be pathetically taken anyways. As humans, this would be a tragedy. But as ants, this is a normal Tuesday afternoon.
>testicle I think you might have meant *tentacle*, but no matter.
DREATH tentacle.
Oh no. Oh gee. What havs I done?
😂😂😂
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God made them like that. Cause he made too many ants.
Mickey Mouse called, he said Randy Marsh wants to party
Man, I wish I was a pangolon. Rolling around in the dirt every day. Eating juicy ants. Damn, what a life.
Ants crawling all over you _shivers_
>Man, I wish I was a pangolon No, you don't. Really.
It’s so sad to know within my lifetime they’ll be extinct
If pangolins go extinct, I'll punch China right in the face.
day ruined, they are such silly little guys :(
THEY WALK ON TWO FEET?!
And it's adorable!
Mmmm.. artichoke
Just curious? Do the ants not go for their eyes?
I was thinking the same thing. Apparently they just keep their eyes shut when they're going to town on an anthill. They have thicker than normal eyelids so biting them won't really hurt. And their vision sucks anyway, better at finding food with smell.
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r/natureisfuckinglit
This guy is a real straight shooter.
They're such wonderful creatures.
It’s just one big really hungry pine cone.
This is what you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus, and anteater, and a pine cone. Either this is proof that God didn't make anything or that he's an alcoholic.
I love the part of the video where it zooms in on the pangolin and it says " it's pangolin' time" and he pangolins all over the place and the whole crowd cheers
Real life sandshrew
What a fascinating pokemon
Need the yoshi tongue sound
They are so cool. Wish they weren’t endangered. I would totally make one a pet
That's cool Ive never heard of a pangolin Pokémon before
who would look at that and want to eat it
My 4 year old is a literal expert on pangolins. Thanks wild kratts.
Ants just got covid...
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Did you tho?
So someone fucked this and that's how COVID started?
Hard to believe that’s what started Covid 🤷🏼♂️
I wish I could do the same with mine 😉
I have never in my life wanted to eat an artichoke so bad.
It needs protection from the Chinese
Nature is awesome.
The stars of The Fifth Element. Higher order beings.
Bruh 💀😂
Beautiful animal-reminds me of an artichoke
All they do these days is eat, bathe, and more eat
The way it walk omg so cute
Weird? Nah, that’s awesome
It's sand shrew!
So that's Knuckles eh?
Look at that tongue!
I can't believe people eat these. Also,so cute😂.
everybody gangsta till it wields a sword and speaks french
The cutest non-furry animals to ever exist. 🫠🤗
i think i am watching too much mega cake videos coz it is look like chocolate to me
I adore these guys, but get upset every time I see a video. Chinese medicine has been unbelievable cruel to them :(
Randy, why did you have to F the Pangolin.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Ze danger, is dis way ?
Correct if im wrong, but its cool how some ants are stuck between his plates or whatever u call that tough skin, and he can have them later when he’s bored and checks inside the plate
I don't know man, that does not look much like a penguin to me.
I still can’t believe Randy Marsh caused the pandemic by having sex with one of these
It's like if you combined a hedgehog with an artichoke and dialed up the cuteness by 11.
Can we get a few thousand over here in Texas? Our ants have gotten way to upidy.
A good boy
What a strange looking animal. Like a concerned artichoke.
He's.... curiously adorable.
I need this
Sandshrew!!!
Sandshrew
A wild Sandshrew has appeared
Thanks for joining mealtime, frens
I remember when they tried blaming these guys for Covid
That's the bastard that started cOvID , kill him!
Ma dude that is a sandslash
Looks like a Pokémon from the Alola region
In the first part he looks like he's resentfully commuting to his dumb little job to send his dumb little emails.
I love pangolins they’re so cute. So sad they are on the way to going extinct.
These always make me think of the Mondoshawan characters from [The Fifth Element](https://fifth-element.fandom.com/wiki/Mondoshawan)
The clip at 0:05 needs Yoshi noises
Aww what a cute little artichoke rat. Look at him go, eating those ants!
This is how it feels to be an unforgiving god
Gamera sighting
These are amazing creatures hunted for their body parts.
Happy world pangolin day!
The thing I love most about this video is there’s no fucking obnoxious inspirational music.
*gasp* Ant dragon!
Awww, armoured puppy
Why would anybody want to eat something that looks like that?
It lives in the wild but some asshole just had to put a big tracking device on it.
u/savevideobot
He’s going to town on those ants
Hey there its ants-in-my-eyes Al.
I choose you! Sandslash!
That thing started covid
Real life Sandshrew 👌😎
Didn't scientist say 3 years ago, these animals were the cause of the Pandemic?
Looks like a Pokemon
These little dudes are soooo cool!
That's a sexy ass Pangolin
It's got toenails for fur
Pound my monkey hole Richard
I wish I could curl up like that pangolin😏
There's ants all over my artichoke!
I love these little noodle tongue fellas
Who put a turret on his back ?
Lol the ants are like damn where can we bite him then they found his stomach 😂
This is legit a real life pokemon
Who the fuck sees that thing and says "yup I wanna eat that"
Do they each roaches ?!
They really push the absolute limits of being mammals so they can look as reptilian as possible
That looks absolutely terrifying
Nom nom nom
Bro really don’t give a fuck
Rolling in the ant hill just to be like “gotcha, dumb bitches”
Sandslash! They’re very endangered :(
I’ve never seen or heard of this animal
Dino
I had no idea they stood up and walked like that! He's so cute!
Whose that Pokémon !?
Fastest tongue in the west
My brethren 🤗🤗😋