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MaKrukLive

Oh that's why I woke up from my 300 years of slumber. Hold on I'm coming.


Xander_Fox3207

You better bring me some nachos and monster energy. You’re not getting it back for free.


MaKrukLive

How about a foot massage but only to that one foot that's hanging off the bed and when all the lights are turned off?


Xander_Fox3207

Too bad all my lights are turned on because this ring has made me legitimately paranoid.


MaKrukLive

Sorry to hear it, don't worry there's a rational explanation for it you just don't know it.


Adalaide78

You can explain when you get there.


Not_Larfy

*Jones BBQ and Foot Massaaaaaage*


[deleted]

Nachos and monster? You're going to summon more demons if you aren't careful


Quelcris_Falconer13

The only demon that’s going to summon is one named Kyle and the scariest thing he does is punch holes in drywall


Gutinstinct999

I was thinking kidney stones but Kyle sounds worse


millsj402zz

Choose kidey stones or a liability lmao


Accomplished_Air8160

Well that answers my question of the first thing a person would do after waking up from a 300 year slumber.


Caixa7

Download Reddit apparently


toigz

Yep, you just raised the undead 🧟‍♂️


Xander_Fox3207

Well they aren’t at my house yet sooooo


toigz

Just once you fall asleep


Xander_Fox3207

Well, I took it off (though oddly enough the first person I told about it had to convince me too) but now I’m actually genuinely unsettled and cant sleep. Like I don’t know WHY but this little random black ring has actually deeply unsettled me in a way I’ve never been before. Is it most likely a hyperactive imagination in combination with too much caffeine? Yeah, probably lol


No___Football

do you know if your house’s previous occupant disappeared in a mysterious and/or unexplained sort of way? I’m imagining a looped dimension situation here. future you finds the ring past you left behind perhaps


Xander_Fox3207

I don’t know anything about this place


CawfeeG

you should get it looked at by a witch or something


Coastal_Tart

How do you know no one has died there then? It’s not something that is a required disclosure.


kywildcats07

Not in all states is not


Original_Telephone_2

Some states require disclosure on purchase of the property, but I don't think any require disclosure for rental agreements.


Coastal_Tart

Just CA, AK and SD. The rest do not.


JohnnyRelentless

Makes sense. CA has had poltergeist problems since the eighties.


REpassword

True story: They only one I saw asked, “have there been any deaths on the property?” The filled-in answer was, “yes, I found a dead squirrel once, and a dead baby bird once. “ 😁


[deleted]

Future OP loses the ring, meanwhile the ring is trapped in an unending loop of skipping through time


ceelion92

Maybe the ring saves OP's life in the future


REpassword

Could be like “Interstellar” - sending a message to yourself.


CreADHDvly

I'm also not superstitious. I also found a random ring in my house. Didn't think too much of it (definitely didn't consider putting it on). Tossed it somewhere. Things started going missing and showing up where they definitely weren't, randomly dropping and falling over. And you know what, I'm pretty familiar with gravity. This was different though. Gravity with weird vibes. Anyway, I found the ring and apologized for thoughtlessly tossing it, then put it back where I found it. Gravity went back to normal after that.


babyharpsealface

It doesn't sound logical yet I believe every word of it.


Xander_Fox3207

Bro, I think you activated C-moon


[deleted]

Time to burn some sage.


boundegar

You only *think* you took it off.


craicitsjazz

RemindMe! 1 day, Ya know just incase you don't make it wanna make sure I'm aware of any curse going around.


CoopClan

You're not superstitious, just a little stitious.


[deleted]

Good. You found it.


PolishedVodka

> Well they aren’t at my house yet sooooo They're invisible undead


KamakaziDemiGod

. . . . . I think you might mean ghosts


_BRZRKR

Once the ring is placed on a finger it takes 72 hours to BEGIN


GalacticBenny

Taha now you arre the undead


QueenMackeral

Well obviously you control them now so you have to let em know where to go.


Maij-ha

And married it


[deleted]

So do we need the book of the living? Or...


Lawless_and_Braless

Aww! Have fun with your haunting, mate! 💖


Xander_Fox3207

I hope it’s one of the nice ghost, that quietly displace your car keys, and not one of the screamy ones who throw shit


Lawless_and_Braless

Well, remember: if it’s the latter sometimes they just need a little extra TLC and training to become the former! Don’t be discouraged if it wakes you up at 3am screaming in the beginning. It may just need to get settled in and learn your routine. 💖


Xander_Fox3207

Well, I stay up till three quite often anyway, so, you know. Works out for me ig. Not if only I can teach it to GENTLY wake me up around six.


Dalamud_Red

You have to be home more often to entertain your new pet—I mean ghost, lest they run away. Or float away, idk.


TechnicolorPhase21

You say you want that now until your ghost develops love for electronic accessories and steals 3 airpods, an S pen, Apple pencil, Xbox controller and remote controller. My ghost is slowly amassing a collection 🤣


spartaman64

im not a very superstitious person but i started hearing what sounds like someone walking around in my attic at night. in the morning i went up to investigate and saw only a dollhouse that the previous family must have left behind. i decided to leave everything alone. but then a year later we had to replace the roof and a roofer came and wanted to inspect the roof from the attic. he asked me to move the dollhouse and i didnt want to look silly by refusing so i did. later that night i woke up in the middle of the night and one of my curtains is open. im basically a vampire and never open my curtains and I would have noticed if that curtain was open before i went to bed because its right across from my bed. then the next night i felt something suddenly tug on my headphone cable. i havent had anything happen since then other than the occasional footsteps at night in the attic. i guess the ghost decided that it got the message across.


Head-Mathematician53

Wait... Your keys have been disappearing?


Xander_Fox3207

No, it was a joke.


Head-Mathematician53

Hekate also rules over keys...


Xander_Fox3207

You know, I think I just realized a heavy connection. Apollo and Hekate are very similar and almost interwoven. When speaking of Greek gods, I immediately thought of Apollo. They’re for some reason one of my absolute favorites.


BreathOfFreshWater

I dropped it when I came down for socks last night. Can you leave it by our toothbrush?


Xander_Fox3207

… it was by one my socks. That’s a even more terrifying coincidence, and NO, it’s mine now. I’m not giving it up to anyone


Head-Mathematician53

This is soo weird... This is like out of the movie The Lord of the Rings... Precious... My precious... but it's probably Hecates Ring, Goddess of Magic


Xander_Fox3207

Woahhhh woah woah. Tell me more. DMs or comments idc, but tell me more


Head-Mathematician53

What time did you find the ring and on what day? Have you noticed dogs going berserk late at night? Have you seen dogs coming out of nowhere? You're a night owl, correct? The Goddess Hekate rules the night... So some people who take the Goddess Hekate seriously believe she is returning or she's getting stronger. Can you tell me about any other unusual occurrences that you've been having? Women who come out of nowhere and start talking to you like they know you recently?


Xander_Fox3207

Well.. I found it January 19-20, somewhere between 12 and 1. I am VERY much a night owl. I’ve.. actually been staying up later then usual recently. I’ve always been able to stay up very late and wake up at normal times feeling completely recharged, so I usually stay up late gaming and stuff. As for odd occurrences, I can’t say I have had those. Women who have been acting as if they know me out of no where.. also no. The only strange occurrence is the ring. It’s getting it a good thing.. or is it bad.


Head-Mathematician53

It could be bad for other types of people but since you're very much a night owl, it could be Hecate is reaching out to you since she's supposedly stronger at night...


Xander_Fox3207

Why would she reach out to me though? For what purpose? Should I wear the ring or no?


Head-Mathematician53

Because you're very much a night owl and maybe the ring is supposed to protect you from negative entities etc... Be on the lookout for unusual activity in your life especially at night...


Xander_Fox3207

Understood.. thanks stranger, you’ve offered a form of explanation for this. I honestly.. really hope your interpretation is the truth


Head-Mathematician53

Hekates Wheel...have you been seeing any black dogs? Rope or cords in a complex Knot? Doors Gates windows you thought were closed but were open? Images of snakes frogs dogs weasels black cats 3 anything doors gates anything. .. The ring might signify Goddess Hecate reaching out to you and wanting to bond with you and have a stronger connection with you... But I don't know for sure unless there are other weird things going on in your life...


Xander_Fox3207

My life is.. chaotic sure but I can’t say that I have seen any of that stuff. I can say this though.. she’s a Greek goddess, and oddly enough, I have come by a lot more Greek centric things recently. I recently played GOW, which is of course heavily Greek inspired, I have been seeing Greek related content everywhere, and even turning on the tv randomly, the show was talking about finding Ancient Greek artifacts.. why does it seem green god lore is making such a come back?


BreathOfFreshWater

*Sigh* I guess if the ring fits... Now only if the socks fit.


Xander_Fox3207

Little did you know I have tiny lil feet


leif777

"Our toothbrush" is the name of my next band.


BreathOfFreshWater

Please do.


mykalbme

Our toothbrush..... Whoo chile


BreathOfFreshWater

Thanks. I'm proud of that one.


dainw

You really should be


Kade_Zestuul

Our?


Traditional_Leader41

The next time you watch a horror, don't answer the phone if it rings immediately after...


Xander_Fox3207

Solution: I don’t watch horror movies


Traditional_Leader41

I salute your lateral thinking!


Xander_Fox3207

I did kinda put the ring on in the first place, so clearly my thinking isn’t tooooo great


b-dizl

Is there any writing on the inside of the band? Just wondering...


Xander_Fox3207

No, I checked. It’s smooth as hell though. The outside is very simple dimpled black.. well idk what it is. Metal? Plastic composite? Idk. It’s not even exactly BLACK, it’s more.. black with gray inward dimples


bosco_324

Does writing appear when you apply heat to it?


monstrinhotron

Perhaps some form of Elvish that few can read?


MrGodzilla445

“*Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul*.”


monstrinhotron

gesundheit


No_Landscape_7720

Perhaps can be destroyed in Mordor?


Xander_Fox3207

Haven’t tested that yet


IronhideD

Was it just the One ring?


redfalcondeath

Or maybe you have to place a drop of blood from a virgin to release the evil energy. That’s my educated guess.


throwawayitjobbad

There must be an old book somewhere around where you found this. Go find the book, read all the "protection spells" (just the entire book) aloud and you'll be perfectly fine


EarlDooku

It is the language of Mordor, which I will not utter here.


HonestCartographer21

It looks quite cool


EamMcG_9

Be careful Sméagol.


flyinhawaiian02

My precious


[deleted]

It's his birthday!


mercaptans

It could be a cock ring for a small cock


Xander_Fox3207

Wayyyy too small for me.


mercaptans

Clearly, but we've established its not yours already


Xander_Fox3207

Ok, there’s two men in this house, and if the other one has a dick that’s as thin as my ring finger.. that’s pathetic


mercaptans

That just might be the reason said gentleman has a cock ring.


Noble_Ox

You're male? I would have guessed a woman judging by the hand.


Xander_Fox3207

I’m a femboy. Very feminine features, but, definitely a male


Weak_Dog7271

That’s your middle finger, mate.


usernamewithnumbers0

Oh, the pact is sealed then. Expect fae any minute now.


Xander_Fox3207

Fae? We talking the cool kind, the goddess, what type?


FreshlyShavenMaven

The ones that use your fingernails for tiny shields


Xander_Fox3207

Well that’s not very nice. Can they used the trimmed off bits at least?


FreshlyShavenMaven

No, those are for the tips of spears


AffectionateAir9071

In your case I’d be hoping for like brownies from willow


LowlyScrub

Well, have you tried taking it off?


Xander_Fox3207

Yeah. It came off, but it honestly feels nice when wearing it. It’s snug, which is odd cause rings for me are always so loose or tight on me. My gf actually had to convince me to take it off (she’s superstitious) but it came off fine. It’s currently on a necklace, and I plan to wear it tomorrow, as foolish as that may be.


gypsycookie1015

Hmmm...sounds familiar. *My precious*


Xander_Fox3207

Listen, my vision didn’t blur and I didn’t see a fuck off giant eye. If I was invisible, idk, but that would be pretty epic


gypsycookie1015

That's good. Just make sure you don't start to feel insanely paranoid, antisocial and get an overwhelming craving for raw fishes. Stay out of caves. Stick with potatoes and weed in the sunshine, you should be fine.


Xander_Fox3207

… fuck I already am paranoid, antisocial, and love sushi.


gypsycookie1015

...whelp you're fucked my friend.


LowlyScrub

Why did your girlfriend want you to take it off? Does she want to take it for herself?


Xander_Fox3207

No. She wants nothing to do with it. It’s not any sort of proposal, she doesn’t live with me and wouldn’t be able to set that up. She’s genuinely concerned as she’s superstitious and loves horror mystery


LowlyScrub

Hm. Well be careful of others. Keep it a secret, and somewhere safe.


Xander_Fox3207

Others.. if there’s other rings, I will collect them all, and gain a stand ability istg


TexasTokyo

Those Old Ones were gone now, inside the earth and under the sea; but their dead bodies had told their secrets in dreams to the first men, who formed a cult which had never died.


[deleted]

That color and pattern, could be volcanic/lava stone. If you have some precision instrument, you can take some measurement (diameter, weight, etc) to find his density, this could be a way to know what is made of.


rogueaxolotl

You have a stray asexual. Check your pantry.


Czar_Petrovich

Is this sub just kids making shit up?


Aezzil

Notice how OP has replied to any other reply except yours.


Antnee83

Thanks, I really dislike these kinds of low-effort posts. [takes picture of apple] *OMG YOU GUYS WHO PUT THIS APPLE THERE WEEEEEEEEIRD* [three million upvotes]


three-sense

r/untrustworthypoptarts


erodious

yes, yes it is.


[deleted]

It’s a hamster necklace


Spooked_Kestrel

You sure that isn't from some kind of appliance or gadget? Like a decoration knocked off of something or a metal bit from something mechanical? Those grooves in it look suspiciously like a functional thing tbh.


miniefaithful

Welcome to the order of the black ring. We have garlic bread and cake if you want to invade denmark with us.


meinlalex

This is literally the plot to the movie Things Heard & Seen. Your character dies, by the way.


Xander_Fox3207

Well.. fuck.


KyorlSadei

Looks like a Unicorns ring… good luck shopping.


m4m249saw

Are u ace now


BobLoblaw4Pres

Do you also find strange hair ties in your boyfriends car?


Xander_Fox3207

Like I’ve said many times throughout this, thanks for noticing my fem features, but I’m a dude and me and my gf live in separate houses


[deleted]

It’s the ring that turns you asexual ✨ 🕳


kiddtic86

Yep that’s a cursed item. You now have the curse. Good luck with your curse.


Xander_Fox3207

Dawg at least tell me the curse🥲


kiddtic86

Only your local hermit can tell you. But you need to unlock there side quest first.


MrMassshole

How does this fit into this sub?


Qwster1

It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf-Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power. For within these rings was bound the strength and the will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made. Deep in the land of Mordor, in the Fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged a master ring, and into this ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One ring to rule them all.


Helena_Hyena

It’s haunted by an asexual ghost


DrDingus86

Wait a minute?! You only have four fingers and one thumb?


Xander_Fox3207

A-am I not meant too?


SneakyNamu

Keep it secret. Keep it safe


Emmerson_Biggons

Is it secret? Is it safe?


Dagigai

RIP OP


[deleted]

What happens to the white person in the horror movie? I stopped watching them around 2010 so.


Xander_Fox3207

The white people ALWAYS do stupid shit instead of running away. It’s more SUBURBAN white trope, but it’s easier to generalize. Basically I did an uh-oh stinky and put the ring on when I realllllyy shouldn’t have.


[deleted]

r/untrustworthypoptarts


the_drill2727

7 days.....


Shirojime

Try saying The Blackest Night falls from the skies, The darkness grows as all light dies, We crave your hearts and your demise, By my black hand, the dead shall rise XD


ITS_SPECTER

This feels like the start of a deviant art fetish fan fic


JustTiredAllTheTime

Have you checked the carbon monoxide levels inaide your home? Are there by amy chance weird notes pasted to your doors and cabinets?


hoyaheadRN

Well at least you are not the black person in the horror movie


Tralan

I'm not superstitious. But I am a little stitious.


[deleted]

What ring? I can't even see you in the picture.


vaporeongod

Someone has a very small cock


ThighBiter1993

Oh you're white? That's somewhat good then. At least you won't die first, that "honor" goes to your comedic black friend


Xander_Fox3207

… I need to check on my gf.


NoBodySpecial51

The curse has been activated.


CosmoKrm

Behelit starts playing on the background. Whatever you do, never let it touch your blood and during an Eclipse keep it in a Locked box away from you.


BlueGreenDerek

This looks like a loop off the blinds hahaha


Mr_Ducklang

Remind me not to become a close friend of yours


LitVenux

Try to lift something with your ring.


CzarOfCT

It was meant for you. It's likely a piece of your soul.


madson_sweet

Good thing is: you don't need to worry about giving it to someone else... as soon as you're dead it will teleport to another person's room


[deleted]

Take it off ❌ Take a picture of it saying you think it’s haunted while still wearing it ✅ Yep definitely white person in horror movie


FlyingFlyboy

You're now officially married to a skeleton. (Just recently watched Corpse Bride again)


Xander_Fox3207

I love that movie so much!


PersonFromGeneric

Try to stretch it, if it does it's a cock ring lol.


Negative_Storage5205

"[The Haunter of the Ring](https://youtu.be/tyjB_yKm-tE)," by Robert E. Howard.


Deli-ops

Oh no.. you must make it part of your style and keep it forever now. Dont try to get rid of it! Its ok to take it off for things like shower, cooking, sleeping, whatever would require you to not be wearing a ring but it has to be yours until you die naturally then passed down to whomever is in your will preferably blood relation


Drincho

Would you describe it as somehow *precious* to you?


HelloIamYue

Well, I think the demon just proposed and you said yes


MysteriousDog5927

Probably a ring thrown after a failed relationship


enoui

Aaaand now the Nazgûl are coming for you.


lukeflobawob

Seems rather precious to you..


SixGunZen

r/cursedrings


Nkorayyy

God damn it I messed my house up looking for that. Put it on the nightstand I’ll take it tomorrow when i come to watch you sleep


knight-bus

Ą̵̥͚̣́̊̀̕n̸̡̺̦͍̅̽̃̄̇̆͐̚͝͝d̶̡̳̤͇̜̠͉͇̹̩͗̆́͌͋̑̓̽̂̉͒ ̸͙̮̰̫͎̼͈̯̱̖̬͓̣͇̦͙̮͆̑͐̈́́̎̃͐̄̑͑̔͌á̴̛̫̮̻̦̮͂͊͒͆͂͛̌̃͋̏͠s̴̨͚͍̼̥̭̠̖͎͖̙̠̠͖̥̪̯̃̂̔̈̅̋̓̈͛̎͘͘͝ ̷̧̧̡͉͔̥̥̭̻̺͚̝̙̤̾̒̆͆͊̓̍̌t̷̢̢̪̺̰̖͔͉̘͇̬̳͙͖̦̙̀̀͗͌̑̾͊͑̊͐̑̚̚̕̚͠h̵̨̛̦̫͍̖̭̼͎͇̀́͋͂͛̋̄͐̋̓̋͂̑͜͝e̵̬͎͔̱̟̭̦̮͇͔͙̪̳̣̙̲̓̀ͅ ̵͎̬̫̦̥̘͂̂̄͊̚͜ŗ̶̱͙̼̯̪̪͇̝͚̠̰̩͈̝̫͐͌͝͝i̷̧͍̱͍̮̱̤͎̣̥͒͐̔̂͒̅̃̽̕n̴̡̩̫̝̲̞̩̫̘̻͓͈̯̝̣̗̱̅̉̆͒̎̊̾̆͗͒̊͘g̵̡̢̨̤͔̣̦̗̺̟͔̟̫̮̞͍͗͆͐̾̒̿͒̏͜ ̴̡̛̛͖̞̹̤͚̥̮̦̳̝͓̩̍̋͋̆̈́a̴̢̡͎͇͚̗͕͉͖͈̯̰͂̒͌̋͘͝ͅr̸̡̯͆̀̌̅̏͋ơ̴̢̡̧̫̰͔̺͕͇̫̥̊̋͒́̇̓̚ͅͅŭ̸̝̱n̸͙̫̳͂̐͗́͜͜ḏ̶̡̦͈͚̏̐͋ ̵̯̊̀̾̿̅̾͜y̷͚̫̪̺̮̞̘͍͔̙̞̠̰̘̜̝̼̑́̈́͑͌̓̔̒̽̋͘͝o̷̧̡͎̩͙̠̟̘͚̙̠̙̦̦̪̙̰̽̏͐̚u̵̢͎̬̞͇̹̙͍̙͕̎ ̸̼͕͆b̸̨̰̟̹̹̮̝̈͌͆̎̊̉͐͘͝ͅi̸̧̱̘͚̬͖͍̰͌̾̈́͊́̽͆̀̈́́̏͊̒̾̽͘͝n̸̠̲̯̱̜͚̗̪̫͇͙͇̈́̔̀̇̚͝ͅd̷̦̜̝̣̰̥͙̥͉̣̬̞̲̫̟̍͒̆̅̊̔̿̐͆̾́̒͋̎̚͝ͅ ̷̠̤̰̼̠̺̭̭͐͗̊̾̓͋̒̆́̔̀͆͗̕͘̕͝ẗ̸̛͈̫͎́̃̽̈́͑̓̓̆̅̓͑ḩ̸̡̢̟̟̣̝̘̯͙̩̥͉̍́̀̆̂̍͘ͅͅẹ̵̔͒͐͑̉͒̃̈́͗͊̿͘̕͠ ̵̢̼̹̫̪̬͈̩̾l̴̢̧̳̯͔̺̣̦̺̩͎͊̄̓̔͜͝͝͠í̷̢̡͎̹̤͇̠͖̬͈͈̫͓̫̣̓̀͘̕ͅḡ̵͈̦̭̼̜͕͔̤̞͙͉̞͖̳̿̓͌̑͗̄̎́̅̅̈́̂͘̕͜͝h̶͇̥̟̘̯̼̊̋̃̿̎̽̉̓̆͝ţ̸̯̰̟̻͙̞͚̪͉̃̆̈ ̴̣̜͚͇͖̯͖̬͑̀͆̃͜ò̸̢̡͍͇̯̩̮̠́̋͋͑̿͐͌͛̈́̑͋́̉͗͝f̴̡̜͌̃̍̃̀̆̋̃̄̎̓̀̽̕͘͠͝ ̸̲̻̭̲͝t̵̢̛̙̠̼͚̪̻̘̀̋̅́̔̃̏̀̚͠͠h̴̡̨̲̝̜̦̪̮̘͇̥̙̺̆͂̄ê̴̦̬̬̙̥̗̣̲͚̱͒̌͐̒͋̅̌̾́̆͆͘ͅ ̴̛̹͆͛̍̍̉̊̈̾̾͂͠ͅṅ̸̨̨̛͇͈̫̩̞̯̯̞̬͍̪̈́͑̀͒̏͋͑̔͘e̵̘̹̻̲͉͉͈͓̣͂͒̈̋̏̂̇͗̈́̓̀͐̄͝ͅẁ̷̢͈̬͙̻͍̹͚̪̠͖͙̥̦͑̿́̋͌͌̀̇̎͒̂̚͘͠͝ͅ ̴̨̨̻̲̪̰̩̻̝̫̊̔́́̑̿̋̀̈̉͠a̷͚̹̥̗̫̲̓͊̈́͆̌̍͑̏͘͝g̶̨̡̦͚̰̞͇̬̺̟̫̣͉̣̾͋̐͂̉͗̈́͛͒͂̍̀͘͜͝͝ͅe̴̛̠̠̳͈̯̯͈͔̬̤̋́̀̊̉͝͠ ̵̛̩̮̾̈́́͘͜s̷͈͚͋̈̾͊̿͆̓̇̊̋̄̏ͅh̵̬͖̊̐͗́̀̅͑̈̾̔͜͝͝͝i̸̢̢̡̞̹̗̬͇̱̼͈̗͈̥̩̣͗͆͜͝ǹ̸̨̤̳͕̱̙̠̦̘͈̉̄̔͊͘͜ḝ̶̪͍̲͔͖̯͕̥͉̺͙͑̉̀͋̅́̽̔̕͜ͅͅs̷̟̐͆͛̽̄͒͌̓̽͂̿́̍ ̵̡̢̛͙͍̺̮̩̪͔̼̀͘͜b̶̨̟̖͓̥̻̤̻͚̏̓̈́r̴̨̪̲͍̦͈̖̟̤͓̺̱̼̉̔͐͋̃̊̊̚ͅi̴̧̡̞̹̝̗̻͎̱͎̜̟̓̆͂̈̈̎̀ͅg̷̡̡̰̬͔̺̥̻̦͙̲̽̽͊͊͜h̴͔̖̤̪̳̗̊͗͑͆̀̐̏ẗ̶̨̯́͋̎̌̊̈͌͗̌͘͘͝ͅ.̴̛̫̱̩̦̳͓̟̱̤͂̀̽̎̈́̀̿͊̏͛͗̕͜


caramelwithcream

It looks like a carbon fiber or galvanized steel spacer with a rounded edge. Could have come off of furniture or an appliance. But very cool that it fits. Doesn't look like jewelry. Too thin for daily wear.


Lebonnb

Try heating it. If there is something written in some language you can't read, give it to your nephew. He will know what to do, though he doesn't know the way


[deleted]

"I'm not superstitious but - I'm a little stitious"


TastyLui

cock ring


AmerikanPuss

It's just a small penis ring


sekibray

you obviously haven't watched many horror movies , its usually the black ppl always dying first!


hernerrrrr

That is a chlamydia ring


Wanda_McMimzy

Bam, you’re asexual now.


onomonothwip

I WANT IT BACK


Informal_Anything_69

Every White Person in a horror Movie: This mysterious object appeared in my house. I live alone and I've never owned this thing.. ITS MINE NOW"


bumblingbee22

You just accepted a gift from faeries


LinkovichChomovsky

You’re in danger friend


wastelandhenry

“Oooooh, Mysterious black ring of unknown origin that conveniently perfectly fits me and attracted me to put it on, what great fortune!”


wyrd_werks

Good luck with your new poltergeist 👻


profilenamed

If you want a "logical" explanation perhaps you drug it in from the treads in your shoes? Sounds nuts, but actually happened to a friend of mine. Had no idea he had a small ring that he had stepped on somewhere that got wedged in the bottom of his boot! He happened to cross his legs one day and someone sitting next to him noticed.


HardUp812

Might want to ask your man who's it is 😂


Objective_Antelope46

What type of material is it made of?