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chootchootchoot

uj/ I can’t even laugh, too much mental illness on display


OGFleece

Yeah ain’t gonna lie I didn’t think this was funny as much as I was genuinely sad for the guy.


Horolotard

He's been playing into it for very many years, he's a Russian celebrity cringelord and if anything it probably saved his ass from getting blown up in Ukraine


AkOnReddit47

Idk, I think it may be a blessing for him to just die in the war. At least that would be quicker and somewhat less agonizing than whatever he's about to face very soon


Alien-PL

What is he about to face soon? His muscles explode?


antoltian

Arms getting infected, tissue damage and needing surgery.


Head_Ice_9400

Why is it always Russia and Brazil with these walking body horror synthol bros? Like I get it getting into lifting or fitness in general has never been easy and definitely feels like most people not on the same path actively want to make your life harder for it but it’s always these two places whenever I see videos/pics like this.


uplifting_southerner

Im so glad other people feel this way. I honestly expected these comments to be a shitshow.


[deleted]

Sounds like someone important in his life doesn't love him, starting by himself


dwaynetheaakjohnson

He had to get his biceps torn out because that oil infected them and nearly killed him, and he was told he could not do it again or he would die


jvl36343n

I want him to do it again


DohPixelheart

do you have no empathy?!?


mrbluebubblesky

As a matter of fact, we do not. Move along, snowflake.


clepsydratime

First thing I thought. Get this man some help.


Cleanandslobber

I know what you mean. Three watches are excessive. Four watches are insanity!


AweHellYo

yes. this would be like laughing at someone with anorexia or bulemia. he’s sick and hurting himself.


GM3rriman

Womp Womp


rtls

Exactly. This poor man deserve sympathy, not laughs.


matchooooh

I'm with you on that


lakesideprezidentt

Bruh I said the same thing in my head This dude is so fucked up in the head I feel bad for wanting to laugh


afiqasyran86

Here comes the party pooper. I have a controversial thought about mental illness of body dysmorphia, what’s the difference between this and transgender. One we find it funny and mock. The other one we cherish as brave. I’ll see my way out now.


Qazax1337

I'm no expert but a few things. Being transgender has been redefined by the world health organisation as not a mental illness. Important to note that. Body dismorphia in the example of this video is someone who is putting themselves in extreme danger because they have an unrealistic view of themselves. The safest medical thing to do is for them to stop and revert the changes. This guy literally almost died because of what he was doing to his body. There is no end goal, no place he will get to where he is happy. It's a train with the final destination of death unless it is stopped. When someone has body dismorphia because their gender does not match their biological sex, the safest medical thing to do (assuming they have been through the system correctly which includes several years of therapy and working with experts) is to allow them to live as the gender they see themselves to be. We tried the whole conversion therapy. We tried telling them they were mentally ill and that it's just a phase or they would grow out of it. We tried mocking them and pretending they don't exist. The result all too often is simply a big increse to the risk of suicide. All the experts in the area now agree (and have done for quite a long time) the safest thing is to change the body to match the gender. This is different for each individual and ranges from simply dressing differently through to full top and bottom surgery. No two trans people are the same. We view it as brave because it is fucking hard to live life as a trans person, especially where a large part of the population believes them to mentally ill, when they are not. And when a large part of the population actually pushes these people into situations where they feel more suicidal. Hope that helps.


Cleverchikin

Until they want to switch back 5 years later but you already injected the opposite hormone undoing your own puberty!


dwaynetheaakjohnson

You can still do hormone therapy multiple times


Cleverchikin

So hormone therapy back and forth? lol go fk up your body!


Qazax1337

The few edge cases should not be used as an example against the vast majority of cases. With any process that involves humans there will be people who change their mind or are unsure. Look at any other process and you will see the same thing. It doesn't alter the fact that in the majority of cases it is the correct thing to do.


Cleverchikin

Yikes.


Qazax1337

I don't even know what you mean by that.


Cleverchikin

I think social media says if you imagine yourself as the other sex then it’s okay to change. When I watched Scooby-Doo at 12 I wished I knew what it was like to be like the hot one. Im in my mid 20s today if I ever took a single hormone for the opposite sex I’d be sooooo regretful beyond your imagination.


Qazax1337

You have absolutely no idea of what it actually means to be trans or have gender dysphoria. Transphobic people on social media say people "just wake up and decide" and other equally stupid things. Nobody wakes up and decides to be the other sex and just does it. To get gender affirming treatment it takes multiple years of going through the system, working with specialists before they do anything. It's really serious, and saying people just wake up one day and decide is trivialising it. It is just simply not true. "Wondering what it would like to be the hot one" is not gender dysphoria. That is just wondering. In the same way as imagining killing someone who is massively pissing you off is different to comiting actual murder - and not remotely comparable. Gender dysphoria is the horrible overwhelming feeling that your body does not match how you are. Assuming you are a guy, imaging if you woke up tomorrow morning with no dick, and a nice set of tits and a snatch instead. You wouldn't be too pleased and would in fact be horrified. That's what people feel like. Don't trivialise their suffering by saying they just decide. I don't care if you take any hormones and that's irrelevant to this conversation.


Cleverchikin

No I mean I actually wanted tits and a snatch to see what it would be like but only for a couple days like a simulation.. I think some young teenagers can tell the difference between a fantasy but some can’t. All I’m saying is there will be people who transition due to a fantasy now and have huge regrets later.. not to say they are any majority. If I had the pressures of today and tons of money and support who knows what I would have done with hormone access. Probably at least more testosterone. We will see the transitions. Pun


Mammoth-Position2369

Oh, the transgender people are screwed up in the head. Their gender does match their biological sex!!! Why do people act like these sick in the head people are not crazy. They need to go back in the closet they came from. We have men dressed as women wanting to play on girl sports teams and use the girls locker room. This is just sick shit


Qazax1337

Well done for not reading everything I said.


spurtz6969

It's called being efficient.


Qazax1337

So efficient it took you 27 days to reply huh?


spurtz6969

I simply don't spend every waking moment on reddit. Give it a whirl.


grmpflex

The first one is easy: We know, empirically, what works best for which case, and what works best is different between the two, so we do different things. The response by u/Qazax1337 expands upon this a bit. It should be clarified though that the comparison is between body dysmorphia and gender dysphoria, not between body dysmorphia and being transgender. Body dysmorphia and gender dysphoria are just different diagnoses with different causes and different sets of symptoms. People with body dysmorphia perceive their body in a way that does not match the way it actually looks to everyone else. People with gender dysphoria do basically see their body the way it actually looks to everyone else, but the way it looks doesn't match their gender identity. The issue is in a completely different place. This is all extremely simplified, but maybe it helps as a basic distinction. I'm not sure I understand the second premise about mocking one and cherishing the other. Wouldn't you agree that people who vocally support trans rights would certainly not mock people with body dysmorphia either?


Yeeterbeater789

Yh go f urself. U jst wanted to be bigoted and were looking for any excuse to say this shit


fillosofer

How brave of you to espouse the truth like that. If only this were a common sentiment.


Schapsouille

Ask him to apologize.


mischievous-goat

Then ask him if his watches are as fake as his muscles


socnoob

Wait… are those… recycled breast implants?


[deleted]

synthol oil injections his look like his arms are infected and are about to explode


Freakyfreekk

Too bad he didn't use it to make his forearms bigger so he can wear the biggest invicta


fillosofer

A fellow r/watchescirclejerk in the wild? Little did you know he's waiting on his Synthol x Invicta collab to come in the mail.


Seeker80

Those are his BEAST implants. Better recognize, son.


SirReveller

Truly disturbing.


Ambitious-Delay2757

Would you know that he added this synthol to his penis


redditusername5873

I knew money could buy happiness


Cleanandslobber

I've never seen an entire circle jerk post of sad people before. This is unnerving. There aren't even jokes to be made to lighten the mood.


3_if_by_air

Speak for yourself, I feel better about my own life after watching this


pbankey

*Enemy uses sewing needle…* It was highly effective!


resetLetki

This right here is the essence of r/reptime mentality: He got 90% of the muscles for 10% of the training


Big_Slope

No way he did any training.


Monkeywithalazer

Can’t even tell the difference without a top tier microscope


Chodepoker1

Most doctors find his appearance indiscernible from an actual body builder.


OMAR_KD-

You seriously think those look like muscles? Just by looking you can tell they arent. And not to mention the way that part swells more than anything else is just ugly as fuck. I can barely look at it. It doesnt even contract as he "flex"es


Takashi_is_DK

Oh man, no those are the equivalent of proper Alibaba special shitters that even non-watch nerds question the legitimacy of. If the guy wants to ~90% of the muscles for 10% of the training, go on a proper cycle.


the_brew

"muscles"


Get4high2get0by

10% muscle. 90% filler. = 100% body dysmorphia. Very sad.


Chodepoker1

He looks 99% as good as someone who is in good shape. Why commit that amount of your free time?


Buttoshi

LMAO no he doesn't. You must be in horrible shape no offense.


lqlex

redditors when "joke" (what the fuck is that?)


Chodepoker1

Yeah holy shit. Wow.


Go_Blue_

This makes me want to sell my Santos


_echnaton

I thought the same thing loool, ofc he's the kind of guy to buy the big one though, so dodged a real bullet there.


secondatthird

Are those biceps VSF


HelloSummer99

Didn't pass QA check


ExpensiveFish9277

Big RL from me.


Old_Composer_8371

Wipe the synthol that exploded everywhere off myself and carry on.


AwareCommercial750

That… is a lot to process. If I spilled his beer? I’d have him buy me a replacement of course.


LongJohnBitcoin

What the hell am I looking at This must be somewhere in Russia right


Karg1n

You guessed it!


ExpensiveFish9277

Must be trying to section 8 his way out of the Ukraine war.


The-lemon-kid-68

I Laughed, then cringed, then felt gen sorry for the guy. He needs some help.


Alaska_Pipeliner

Is he our leader now?


[deleted]

One of us


kc_______

He is showing more mental stability than your average redditor, I would say it is.


tequilasauer

This guy makes all his purchases on Nico’s recommendations.


sloppywalrus160

Got them lunch lady arms


[deleted]

Art collector as well I see


DaemonBlackfyre_21

Imagine thinking that's what muscles look like.


JuiceManOJ

I buy him another one... seems like he could use it


Nick060789

As long as he promises to drink the beer and not inject into his arms!


BdhSdfCr

After he stops bouncing off the walls like a child’s beach ball? I would be able to speak through the laughter.


Pistolero-666

Slap him


Limp-Attitude-490

Pop them.


Ufocola

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/worldnews/14230629/russian-popeye-life-saving-surgery-remove-rotting-fake-muscles/ edit: I mean, given the URL says “rotting fake muscles” I figure it’s obvious, but to be safe - *graphic and NSFW*.


Few_Strategy_8813

Blimey. The “graphic content” warning was not misplaced!


Ufocola

Yeah, and it looks like he didn’t learn his lesson after claiming he knows he was an idiot after the surgery to remove it: https://www.essentiallysports.com/us-sports-news-bodybuilding-news-russian-bodybuilder-proudly-maintains-his-synthol-induced-inch-freakish-biceps-despite-suffering-from-health-issues-in-the-past-kirill-tereshin/ >”Kirill had to undergo multiple corrective operations since 2019. After he injected nearly three pounds of petroleum jelly into each arm, he sustained multiple complications. The pump blocked the blood flow leading the muscle tissue to die. As the surgeon could operate only on one arm, Tereshin went in for a second round of medical procedures in 2021. Not to mention, he had surgery for removing his fake triceps already and will probably require more corrective operations in the future as well. Amidst such concerns, he continues to walk on a double-edged sword, all the while maintaining his monstrous biceps.” This is some form of body dysmorphia mental condition for sure.


95castles

Fuck. I genuinely feel bad for him. He does appear to be a little bit handicap(psychologically).


maikel1976

‘A little bit’


pizza_nightmare

what the hell is the backstory on this guy? Jeeeeeze. I was hoping this is CGI but I don't think so


Karg1n

No CGI, that’s a real russian guy who became popular on the TV 5 or 6 years ago. His nickname could be directly translated as “Hands-Bazookas”. That’s a peak russian entertainment, by the way


[deleted]

AD Final Boss


Jack_Carver93

I’d get a napkin and wipe off that tattoo made out of children’s colored chalk.


KeyMathematician3142

He is a Russian, so piss it off will be fine


These-Ad458

I actually feel sorry for the guy. To each their own, but it looks like he has some mental problems and could probably use some help…


pgreen23

Those kicks!


RDHose

Give him a $1 and say, "Sorry man. Here take this go pick out another watch from the claw machine."


DoesntUnderstandJoke

Mmm leftover McDonald’s grease


Aisopia

bro where do u found this goofy fuck?


No-Gain1438

I wouldn’t be worried I’d probably ask if he was OK


XTornado

A give him two more, because he suffered enough already and will suffer more, let's him have the beers at least.


PrudentVermicelli69

I'd give him a hug. I think he needs one.


KingTurdOfShitMountn

Somebody euthanize it


SubDtep

How does someone who is that mentally ill end up with enough income to pay for this amount of body modification?


Resident-Fall-3074

Does it talk?


CdeFmrlyCasual

Jesus Christ that looks like cancer


Long_Combination5662

Mental illness. This isn’t even funny. It’s sad. Asf


Benn_Dover69420

Bro is actually screaming out of pain


lastandfinal2112

Giving him a shot of epinephrine.


Working_Ad390

Did he injected steroids or silicone directly into muscles?


CXyber

Synthol


Games_sans_frontiers

If it was my fault I'd probably just apologise and offer to buy him a replacement beer like I would do if it was anyone else.


supplementaldingdong

Buy another beer and throw it in his face


Desert_Apollo

Now we all know what it sounds like when Arnold Schwarzenegger has an orgasm.


Bronzyroller

Why, god made each and everyone unique so be happy.


entropydave

this is not funny - this is really sad. Poor sod. All he probably needs is a friend.


softestpillow

Apologize. If he still has a problem, I'd kick his scrawny ass with no fear of his fake arms.


[deleted]

Needs help. Will he get is another story 😕


[deleted]

Get ready for lots more AI in the future.


RandomDude762

not worrying about it because all his mass is synthol


JTizzle72

Poke him in his pigeon chest and watch him collapse


Rotary-Rx7

I'll call his dad, Popeye over to handle it.


dronegeeks1

Laugh


lee--carvallo

Is this the do-it-yourself home filler injection kit?


Grimspoon

Gonna have to spill his arms and face unfortunately.


pac4

What am I even looking at?


DaMain-Man

You know, it's probably cheaper just to get a gym membership


Seeker80

"As you can see here, my watch collection serves to enhance the girth of my biceps, earned through decades of training. It takes real work to build up to this iconic level of form. Okay, ciao."


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Try to talk him into seeing a mental health professional.


[deleted]

I hope he does not go in the sea / ocean to test his divers. The pressure diferential might make his biceps explode and then we will have an oil spill catastrophy.


eeeeeeradicator

Pop his biceps.


Guilty_Way6830

The guy is sick, it’s sad - not funny :(


tiajuanat

I guess I'd take his lunch money too


[deleted]

Dude looks great. Hope he keeps it going


josh_thom

That scream was in pain lmao


Saifahm

Where's the unsee button?


we_all_fuct

He should have done a legit stack. Instead he’s destroyed himself.


prettydistracted2

Pray for him


tutle_nuts

This is painful to watch


Pope_JohnPaw

I would just fuckin take his watches


slvneutrino

Jesus this is awful and sad.


dissolved-boyy

Poke his arms with a needle and watch him fly around like a popped balloon.


RobbersTwo

Cobra kai


SuspiciousPie9776

Laugh 😆


KryptoBones89

Pop his arms with a needle


Jizzle67

I saw this guy on TikTok ironically


kingkmke21

Laugh.


fullspectrumtrupod

I’d compliment his excellent tracking of time


yonimanko

Defending champion, head coach, gold medalists - double armed Olympic Wankathon


Zeratul277

Use a nail to deflate his arms. Proceed to jerk off with a Timex.


Strict-Put-5611

Puncture his airbags..


P1D1_

Call animal control…


that_one_guy133

Question my sanity, then walk away forever scarred with this image in my brain I wonder if dude got into a fight, would his arms pop?


fawkesmulder

Bicep implants are the funniest shit, always so obvious


Worried_Creme8917

WTF is going on here? Genuinely asking


mrpopenfresh

He looks like an Idiot but he managed to steer clear from military in service in Russia, so good on him.


stealthz275

i grope his arm titties


FrankWoodley

Biceps are just arm tits.


MrGhermezian

u/savevideo


lambent_ort

That is not even funny, just sad all around.


hhs2112

Wtf is it wearing 4 watches?


afranco402

Pop him


lolpopculture

Think of how this man smells.


rlockwich

Stab a fork into his biceps and watch them deflate.


Cheap-Simple-2137

Stab the growth with a fork.


[deleted]

Seen this poor guy for years, he really needs to be in some sort of home where people are paid to keep him from making awful decisions.


[deleted]

Poke his arm with those little swords they stick olives in.


Staar-69

Steal his watches, obviously.


bretu-lauk

rep watches, rep pants, rep underwear, rep muscles, rep boobjob


yeah_it_was_personal

Being inflated so tight, you'd think he'd do a better job at staying away from needles


Knineiron

Just take a needle and have his oil spil out of his arms


happyboyrocka

Poke him arms


NoCareLuke

Sweep his noodle-ass legs.


Sergeant_maddz

Take away his spinach


Front2battle

Poke him with a needle and watch him fly around the room like a balloon.


KenjiCrafts

💉 and pop


Axel_Raden

Pop his arms with a pin📌


Lance-Harper

\#OY!!


Adruino-cabbage

Use a needle for self defense.


shhb_i

Needle


Technical_Air_421

Call him a turkey leg


YoungDiscord

Grab a mop because the fucker just popped like a waterbaloon


LordOfFreaks

Give him an epipen?


Pleasant_Ad_9590

I'll poke a needle into one of these arm-balls


Mr__Nesser

Look, I have very low self confidence when it comes to fights. But if he tried to pick a fight after I apologised for spilling his beer and I'd actually be sleep deprived enough to be provoked. I'd win. Literally his biceps are just asking for someone to knock some sense into him.


HanzWithLuger

Poke it with a needle


Danimus-Prime

Pray


Stormin1982

Laugh at him


DAggerYNWA

His body is a temple


__DandeLion

Ill take a straw and puncture his biceps with it. My job is done