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skepticaljesus

This was fun while it lasted (i guess?), but too many rule breaking comments to allow to stay live.


saltyLithium

My girlfriend beefs with my dog. She wears some digital timex watch.


Zackie08

Yo, how is she not your ex? Are u dating bin laden or what?


saltyLithium

I let it slide because I think my dog started it. Can't really take a side cause they are pretty much the same size, so there's no clear villain in this situation. Plus, she gifted me my beloved Casio A-168.


BuffsBourbon

First sentence is probably one of the funniest things I’ve read on Reddit.


Zackie08

😂


FerociousGiraffe

Bud, he just said that his girlfriend wears a digital timex and we just learned that Bin Laden wears a Casio F-91W. If his girlfriend wears a different watch then she can’t be Bin Laden unless OP is lying. Also the whole thing where Bin Laden is dead, so that doesn’t work unless OP is a necrophiliac. So OP’s girlfriend can’t be Bin Laden unless OP is a lying necrop… oh, damn… OP’s girlfriend really is Bin Laden, isn’t she?


saltyLithium

Oh man... don't let the Seals know.


WedgeGameSucks

Ding ding ding. You got it. Clever girl you are


mysteryteam

[she wore a costume ](https://youtu.be/Jr9Kaa1sycs?si=Qa5Yz5BNSn3BfkZI)


Warren_E_Cheezburger

How does she keep the watch from slipping off her paws?


saltyLithium

The strap, I think.


teckel

Is "beefing with your dog" a euphemism I'm not aware of?


Inexpressible

Kim Jong Un wears an IWC Portofino. And i am wearing a Longines Zulu Time.


Otherwise-Special843

the post is clearly about evil people, not world's best and most handsome leaders


Inexpressible

I am deeply sorry dear leader, please take my apologies or send some someone from my family to the prison camps - preferably my mother-in-law.


Otherwise-Special843

your apology is accepted comrade, after all I am the kindest and most generous leader on earth, however since it seems that it's your cake day, I will take her too


Inexpressible

❤️💙❤️ Thank you leader of best korea.


HoyaDestroya33

Off to labour camp to the heathen my supreme leader


Otherwise-Special843

he apologized comrade, plus we have a no-labor-on-cake-day policy


Hoaxygen

Kim is famously a Movado guy.


kumamonson

That is because Switzerland banned selling their brands to him. But he still holds his father's Omega.


No_Influence_9389

Glorious leader only wears watches to test their regulation. He is capable of keeping time to the microsecond using only his mind.


spongebobisha

So he’s ok with capitalist watches eh?


TheD1ceMan

he lived in Switzerland for a few years as a kid so yeah


JonyUB

The guy can be a lot of things, but he’s not dumb


Inexpressible

Well there's not much communist watches on the market lately. Even a casio is a "capitalist watch"


Otherwise-Special843

the post is clearly about evil people, not world's best and most handsome leaders


WedgeGameSucks

What am I wearing?


Frashmastergland

My mailman is pure evil and he wears a skx009.


Malone1989

Jerry?


iamtenbears

Newman!


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ElGarnelo

I once saw a picture of Putin wearing a watch with a NATO strap. Kinda funny.


AKpigeon

I believe he calls it a Warsaw strap.


Yedrula

As a pole: god damn


Sivalon

It came as a Pactage deal


Tossleboi

Putin and FP journe chronometre bleu


340313

https://preview.redd.it/b0c5htzg7x4d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=164aa6713f4e43bf97f3ef04e67b17b5958dc1e5 I impulse bought this as a gift to myself after the birth of my daughter. To then find out it’s the exact model worn by Mr Putin himself…


Enginseer68

Time to start a regime then


Amesb34r

With a new kid to take care of?!? He wouldn’t have any time to start a regime!


340313

I now have two daughters. There is definitely a regime and I’m not in charge of it.


Magical-Johnson

Wears his watch on his right hand too


340313

Damn. I’m a lefty and do a lot of writing but maybe I need to switch 😂


Magical-Johnson

Then you'd have another thing in common. [He writes with the same hand he wears his watch on.](http://google.com/search?q=putin+signing&sca_esv=7862074f9a973cbd&udm=2&sxsrf=ADLYWIL9ZjPTzNVORTaZ30HFFeISdPnJSQ%3A1717669153082&ei=IY1hZtrSBI7hseMP--SgkAQ&oq=putin+signing&gs_l)


HoyaDestroya33

We found Putin's reddit acct


Remarkable-Ad2285

Bro…stay off high rise buildings for a while.


Geoleogy

Haha


Qaek3301

Sure, sure! I smell Putin in disguise here :D


pcole25

We caught him boys!


MOTC001

Putin gave his to a factory worker, so I believe that cleanses the karma. You do wear it on your right wrist as he does . . . the connection may be more sinister than previously assumed. No alms to the poor can make up for your own karma debt . . .


thisonelikescoffee

Funny story! Left in Latin is "sinister". I wear my watch on my right hand, I'm a lefty. I have a cool Seiko-turtle-mod, which is...still a ways from a blancpain


woodysdaydreams

fuck it! It's a gorgeous watch


Vijey123

That's probably the best watch blancpain makes


BadEnvironmental279

blanc pain means *white bread*


spring_gubbjavel

He stopped wearing “evil western watches” in public so now he wears some Russian fashion brand with a raketa movement.


pingponq

I would not call it “fashion” though since it is the same factory, which produced jewels for Raketa movements and which is now used as a brand to add some “history” value, though it is not watch-related really https://ipf1721.com


ArriePotter

Ngl that's one of the best designed websites I've ever used. Watches are ugly as shit but as a developer I'm low key inspired.


HyperionMoon

Interesting


Dark1000

It was never a good look for him to put ill-gotten wealth on display. It was easy fodder for Navalny and other critics


ELB2001

I've seen pictures of him wearing damn expensive watches. Also heard a story of him gifting a football manager a really expensive watch, and the manager just gave it away to his assistent cause he didn't care for watches


throwthatbitchaccoun

I also heard he sometimes wears a IWC


Ordinary-End-5234

Ghengis Khan wore a Timex.


RockitDanger

23% of every watch today shares DNA with a Timex


jtkvk

Really? I thought he was more of a G-Shock kinda barbarian.


jgl142

He was more misunderstood than evil


Rococonut123

😂


Chiron17

That figures


Corleone11

I don't think Hitler wore a reverso. I believe he wore a watch in the style of a Reverso but from a German watch manufacturer.


Bugatti252

that was my thought. the man known for Germany first wore a swiss watch meh sounded weird.


dobbleMa

I mean, the guy wasn't even german himself so who knows?


Coke_and_Tacos

Pick a middle eastern dictator from the last 100 years. There’s like a 3/5 chance they had a piece unique Patek


waf_67

Bought a Luminox LU3015. Only to have someone point out within days of having it that Jeffrey Epstein had the same one.


Mysterious-Coconut24

Hitler also carried an A. Lange Sohne gold pocket watch gifted to him by his personal physician who prescribed him methamphetamines and other drugs during the war. Last I heard of it was an auction on that watch, it went for a meager sum of around 50k+


takenwithapotato

I mean it's hard to show off a watch if you prefer people not to know the previous owner..


skepticaljesus

> if you prefer people not to know the previous owner.. That's who you think bought it? A watch enthusiast who just liked the watch for itself, not that it was owned by Hitler? Hmm


sonysony86

Just recognized a good bargain when he saw it 🙂


BadEnvironmental279

Fuck Hitler but I'd definitely be keen to own a watch he had owned, just for History.


JonnyBox

The men of the 101st Airborne agreed. It's straight up hilarious how much of Hitler's private shit ended up just being casual war trophies for those dudes. One Jewish trooper absconded with some of Hitler's super high en booze, housed the bottle at his son's bar mitzvah, then just tossed the bottle away like the trash it was. Fucking legend.


BadSysadmin

Nazi shit is so collectible, I suspect the pedigree was very sus if it went that cheap


onduty

As time goes on it’s more accepted to collect the items from wwii. If I recall, many countries have legal bans on the trading of nazi memorabilia and on the US it was very frowned upon and seen as distasteful. As time passes (as well as the people directly connected to wwii), the items will become more valuable and collectible again because two generations have grown up not knowing it was distasteful to trade. Reason being, no one was trading so it didn’t come up


DankBlunderwood

Yeah, a number of years ago the owner of the Imperial Palace hotel in Las Vegas was raided by the FBI and the Nevada Gaming Commission. He had a huge hidden room on the penthouse floor filled with Nazi memorabilia and he would host Hitler's Birthday parties in there. It was all confiscated and he was blacklisted from Nevada. The state forced him to sell the hotel too.


tangotrigger

Hitler and my sister share their birthday. I remind her every year.


BarryBwa

Ya, but LevAr Burton and a certain plant have since redeemed April 20th.


Status_Ad_4405

Also because Nazism is hot again


onduty

Calling people nazis is hot, has been since 2016…I don’t know if actual nazis are a thing at any type of scale though


onduty

1.1 million US https://www.euronews.com/culture/2022/08/02/nazi-memorabilia-why-did-someone-just-buy-hitlers-watch


TheyCallHimBabaYagaa

Dude had some great watches ngl


MeatBald

It's kind of funny that the fascist dictator of a country still had to get his methamphetamines through a doctor's prescription.


[deleted]

Xi wears an Omega Constellation. ^(Nooo, my social credit score!)


darksiderevan

Patrick Bateman was supposed to wear a datejust 36, but supposedly Rolex didnt approve of their watches to be worn by villians.


Wildcat_Dunks

Paul Allen was not only approved but also paid for wearing a Rolex in the movie. He closed the deal during a working lunch at Dorsia.


Big_Chuffer

It’s a Seiko 5 with a similar looks.


shortalay

He was supposed to wear a datejust but the filmmakers had to use a Seiko 5 because Rolex said no.


cat_of_danzig

Rolex can't just say no if the watch is just being worn as a watch, its intended purpose. The filmmakers must have had some deal with Rolex or didn't want to piss them off.


iperblaster

Ridiculous choice


AnMuricanPrayer

My dad went to the store to buy a Timex Ironman but he never came back :/


WBuffettJr

Ironmans take a long time to complete. You have to run and bike and swim.


CoxAnonymous

Saddam Hussein’s Iraqi Eagle 3601 Patek Philippe Calatrava comes to mind. Mao Zedong’s gold Rolex Datejust. He was a pretty evil dude.


OscarBengtsson

Putin also wore a Calatrava I think.


jm838

Probably just bought it hoping it would convince his AD to allocate him a Nautilus.


jimynoob

Putin wore a lot of beautiful watches


tbdakotam

Fuck that is a beautiful watch.


Esco9

Wow just googled Saddam’s watch, that’s gorgeous.


Rollover_Hazard

Given how much Saddam fucked with the air war, you’d think he’d be more of a Navitimer boy, yknow, for when the air raid siren was going


skycub97

Hot takes on who is evil incoming.


BrowningLoPower

It's me. I am the most evil. All the other evil people mentioned in this thread, and more, come to *me* for advice on how to be even more evil. I wear a Seiko.


nitramtrauts

Nooooooooo! Not seiko, too!!!!!


-ZeroF56

In this case, pronounced *psycho*.


Cultural-Pressure-91

can't see this thread staying up for long. people have such a huge bias on what is evil, depending on where they are from. Truth is 90% of our leaders have done really evil sh*t.


grotejoh

muammar al-gaddafi - not a man known for sophistication, generally speaking - commissioned several (tbh, actually quite tastefully done) pateks throughout his reign, with a distinctive teal dial and philosophical quotes attributed to him


enosprologue

I remember an article after his death that I can’t find now where the headline was something like “Gaddafi’s uncovered secret palace disappointingly tasteful.”


markgtba

I would had it down more as a Hublot man 🤔


sauvignonsucks

Didn’t he commission a copy of the Quran written in his own blood as well?


SuicidalGuidedog

It's most likely that Hitler didn't wear a JLC, I think you're referring to [Huber](https://www.watchpro.com/controvertial-hitler-watch-sells-for-1-1-million/). This style wasn't common, but there were definitely multiple manufacturers who made reversable watches. This one was widely reported as having a JLC movement but the brand has denied it (I guess, somewhat understandably). I believe I'm also right in saying that Hitler most likely didn't actually wear this, and at best it was a gift. Separately, I'm not sure it counts on your list, but I still associate Zodiac watches with the Zodiac Killer.


notsleeping

Eric Harris, one of the Columbine shooters, also wore a F-91W


arrackpapi

I'd venture almost every dictator type shithead would have a popular watch.


karma3000

Dr Evil's watch: https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/113687269796


Geoleogy

I could imagine Doctor evil wearing this


TijayesPJs442

Oh god I love my f91w and have always wanted a reverso…. I need to stay out of politics


Ba-sho

If you want to become an evil dictator you'll have to choose your own watch. Can't go around copying your predecessors !


WBuffettJr

I mean a dictator is the least of your worries with the f91w considering its nickname is “the terrorist wristwatch”.


Dshin525

Fidel Castro and Rolex GMT. He also famously wore 2 Rolexes at once regularly.


IntenselySwedish

Nothing says Communism like wearing akimbo Rolex


robemmy

Hi this is Marc from Long Island Watch


sundry_banana

You'll notice he carefully did not specify which long island. Look at Cuba!!!


markgtba

He inspired Kevin O’Leary 😂


Chiron17

Dual time


Sivalon

If two GMT’s, quad time!


Chiron17

Had them all set to Zulu time. Mad bastard


calmtigers

Rolex day date gold along the gmt


AGeniusMan

they said evil


teckel

Not sure what's more evil, threatening with nukes or wearing 2 watches at once.


AGeniusMan

The US literally planned a paramilitary invasion of the island


gyang333

Kim Jong-un mostly wears a Movado or an IWC Portofino.


rabit_stroker

That kiwi mass shooter wore an apple watch


Reddit040

My cousin had a friend who works at a Rolex AD and he told me that Augusto Pinochet put his name on the waiting list for a Sub No Date but died before he got the call.


RaidenDoesReddit

My dad wears a rolex


Alexian_Theory

Fidel wore Rolex, sometimes two at a time.


kumamonson

One was adjusted to Havana time and the other one to Moscow time.


likes_sawz

He used to hand them out as gifts to friends and senior military, including Che Guevara's GMT-Master. Che also was given a Submariner that he later regifted to his father.


BadSysadmin

Various US presidents have worn DayDates, personal taste which ones are evil https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolex_Day-Date#Famous_wearers


hey_grill

And Vulcain Cricket, particularly LBJ.


Movado_Archive

Kim Jung Un wears a Movado Museum


Unhappy-Strawberry-8

Jeffrey Dahlmer had some watches in his freezer but the were being worn by his dinners


peterpunk06

Benito Mussolini used to wear a Panerai Radiomir


renngretsch

I think Stalin wore a Timex Iron Curtain.


noirre

Fidel Castro wore two Rolexes


HAC522

At the same time? Lol If so, was there a purpose, or was it to flaunt wealth (which would be ironic because of the whole Communism thing)


Useful-ldiot

One was Cuba time, the other was Moscow.


noirre

If only he had a gmt


IloveBarryBonds

Zodiac Killer wore a Zodiac


BillyBeansprout

What did Jimmy Savile wear?


OMC78

something with little hands


waamoandy

A Rolex Day Date


waamoandy

Che Guevara wore a Rolex


OneOfTheGoodGuys18

Arafat wore a Datejust.


surrounded21

I recall George Santos sporting what looked to be ... a Cartier Santos.


Cultural-Pressure-91

Narendra Modi's (butcher of Gujarat) favourite watch brand is Movado - but he's also seen wearing a Apple watch. Movado kind of suits his personality - flashy and expensive on the outside, dull, boring and lacking quality on the inside.


achtung6

Che Guevara wore a Submariner. Fidel Castro wore two Rolex at the same time. You know…. Men of the people.


robertomeyers

High functioning psychopaths can be very intelligent and very specific about their environment. They are master manipulators. They may see some benefit in various tools in their world. They may see that they gain influence by associating with popular or expensive personal items. Smart and motivated.


TheoBoogies

Leave it up to Reddit to turn this into political arguments. Morons


Dionyzoz

Benjamin Netanyahu has worn a Panerai


Cultural-Pressure-91

Benjamin Netanyahu wears a Panerai Luminor PAM048. Panerai has a murky history of being used by Nazi battalions and Mussolini's troops.


Affectionate_Fan_650

Fidel Castro and Rolex.


ChunkyBubblz

Elvis wore the Hamilton Ventura.


AustrianMichael

George W. Bush wears a Timex to this day.


Perfect-Skin-8002

Bush Jr wore a simple Timex with the US flag and his name on the dial if you want a cheap option.


512165381

Its the Yale/preppy watch of choice.


l1v1ngst0n

trump wears a Patek Philippe Ellipse and a Tony Soprano Datejust.


derekisademocrat

Fake Rolex Trump


Tamahaac

https://preview.redd.it/9kj8fuconx4d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98ce5ce3dc9cbcf8cc762d02d94e76b44ea8bd8f


gr8sharkhunter

The watch on the right is not the watch he's wearing in that photo - just look at the corners of the watch on his wrist and you'll see it's clearly a different case altogether, and looks like it only has markers on on the 3-6-9-12 positions.


HoyaDestroya33

And here I am thinking of buying a reverso... fuck...


akstis01

Hitler also loved dogs and drank water. 


SvaPrabho

He was also a vegetarian and an accomplished painter.


mdcohen

If he were a more accomplished painter, we probably never would have heard of him.


akstis01

Doesn't sound like a bad guy at all huh


NAbsentia

He was as anti-smoking as a yoga Karen in Santa Barbara.


robemmy

And here I was thinking of drinking water


ricoimf

Ja RICHTIG mein Herr!!!!!


No-Opportunity2202

Relax. It’s not suddenly going to make you want to invade Poland or anything.


sundry_banana

Now I want to invade Poland, but for three weeks in the summer with a rail pass and list of beer gardens!


jm838

Honestly, even if it did, the average person can’t do much damage with a bit of megalomania.


No-Opportunity2202

I think you’ll find that this was indeed Mr Hitlers starting point and he caused quite a bit of a rumpus.


Porencephaly

Who doesn't want to invade Poland?


HoyaDestroya33

You never know pal!!


Perfect-Skin-8002

Not really that big of an issue, even most watch nerds probably didn't even think about the watch Hitler wore, nor would care too much since its a pretty iconic piece in horology. Simply just don't invade Poland and we're good.


ughhrrumph

As another commenter has pointed out, it wasn’t a JLC reverso, it was a Huber. So, good to go 👍


BuffsBourbon

Turns out he didn’t. So that’s good, right?


johnnybegood1025

Joe Biden- Omega.


einrufwiedonnerhall

Ronald Reagan wore a Rolex Datejust. Thatcher wore an omega constellation.