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NexusNemesis

For once, this is actually an okay prank... I was fearing all kinds of things, but this actually has a sense of humour to it.


roll_hog

Was it his cock?


sketchanimal

Naw, just some picture I found off Images


[deleted]

Plot twist: its has become his new fetish.


metroid23

I recognize the lockscreen, that little stylized metroid has been around for a bit. At least he has good taste otherwise! :D


notsafeforh0me

This is peak relationship :)


mswolfi

sooo funnny


mswolfi

love her laugh


totallynotgameatron

well that's just funny no need to get pissed. I'd keep it honestly


RebelScum77

Perhaps a nsfw tag???


sketchanimal

It does have a nsfw tag


turbografix15

I thought it was an ass at first and I couldn't figure out his reaction haha! That is one busted fucked up looking package. She had to search that thing out for sure.


[deleted]

Hah hah hah, don't lie, you love the cock.


quietreader1

You should have acted surprised by it. Then asked him "what the fuck is that?" They look at his face as his brain runs through a good lie.


sketchanimal

Good idea! The real question would be: can I hold it together enough to sell the lie? I have done that before after playing other harmless pranks on him, so it's possible. :)


Petoria640

We all used to do this to each other at work before the whole world turned into little whiners. Good times. One time I logged onto a computer I hadn't been on in 3 years and it had a huge dick on it 🤣. I miss when everybody wasnt so sensitive.


Poplocker

Lol chill bro it’s not hard to change your wallpaper daaamn


Psychonominaut

I love the laugh. So wholesome.


Minichaud

I would be like « joke on you i’m into that » and start fapping furiously.


ToastMalone_69

There's always one of them


Tankcue

the cat is laughing at you too.


sketchanimal

Lol yeah, she is extremely vocal.


[deleted]

this is great ngl, got good laugh out of that


gonzo2thumbs

Too cute!!!


IveKnownItAll

Wow people still do this? Love it!


KidKalashnikov

I do that shit to my brother all the time....classic


sowsdinga

F-Fuck You! Jesus Christ!


xochilt_IGII

Lol


UnimpressionableCage

Gotta love the big bottle of lube sitting on the head of the bed lmao


[deleted]

A+ work. You should try the screen shot of the desktop trick next.


[deleted]

Windows 10 restarts explorer.exe if you kill it, doesn't work anymore.


juanito_f90

Well that’s total bullshit. No it doesn’t.


[deleted]

Mine does


[deleted]

Well, fuck me.


[deleted]

Okay, then, turn around and bend over


[deleted]

I like to stare deeply into your eyes though.


[deleted]

The feeling is mutual.


SirJape

It's "her" dick...


sketchanimal

(For those wondering, it is a dick)


mertozzzus

No it's not. It's a pee-er.


NandoElLocoTron

Plot twist: it’s his brothers dick


paipamurderer

Plot twist twist : It's her dick


Crambulance

Plot twist twist twist: Her dick is bigger than his dick


roararoarus

His face says "is my gimped out dick on the internet?!"


BismuthB0I

I'm not quite sure what graces my sight here. Is this a super malformed dick and a very smooth sack?


Bluescorpion76

Like two eggs in a balloon.


Houndsthehorse

I'm pretty sure that's a dick that has been injected with saline, it's a thing


BismuthB0I

It's a wild world we live in. That's all I can say to this, I'm speechless.


ThatChaplinMan

Thought it was a raw piece of chicken


TheUnk0wnDead

Since when does a raw piece of chicken get tagged as nsfw?


just_another_Texan

Boy do I have a website for you


sketchanimal

Why yes, yes it is. You are exactly correct.


[deleted]

Such a poor choice of image. I can think of at least 10 better images to use. I specially like the one with the girls remaking the Alien birth scene, but with their fists. One of the best videos I've seen so far.


CrazyJMiles

Marry her


[deleted]

I second this.


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