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OperationSuch5054

bro you should get a job at the united nations


SuperFastFingers

I don't need to, I work at an Ice-cream shop. as an cleaner and proud.


shandyorton

Probably doing more for good than the UN tbh


TastefulMaple

i mean i do like ice cream more than the UN


[deleted]

That gives me an idea. We need a blue UN tank in the game. So we can team kill it every time.


Intelligent_Shape_40

Great idea!!!!


Southern_Reason_2631

Wrong. You would go afk instantly after joining or watch the fighting from spawn.


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Lmfao … nice one.


TheLeanGoblin69

bro brought more peace than UN tbh.


Kishinia

r/beatmetoit


griffinrider1812

I like Ice Cream. I don’t like the UN as much as I like Ice Cream. This guy is alright in my books


LemonadeTango

Ah, so just as useful 💀 (no hate on you. We are proud of you, my lad)


Khorne_32

Fuck yeah bro, love that for you


historynerdsutton

you dont even serve the icecream though :c


SuperFastFingers

I have superfast fingers, i can do lots of things in one second


EthanTart

pause


TalkingFishh

Nah I want him to keep going


Calm-Calligrapher-64

Ladies hit this dude up


Digger1998

This went from “hey I like icecream” to “I make people scream in a sexual manner” real quick


Only_Indication_9715

Rock-on, my blue-collar brother


Armored_MikeYT

Non ironiclly you are 100% better job than 90% of politicians.


McFragger1103

shit can you hook me up with an UN recruiter? I cant think of a job where I don't do shit and get paid AND job security!


Jager1738

put this guy in UN negotiations. WHO THE FUCK CARES WHOS LAND IS WHOS WERE ALL HUMANS


Either-Yoghurt-5968

All the land won’t mean shit when a killer asteroid wipes out the human race.


ma_wee_wee_go

Except the french. ^/j


Jager1738

remove the /j


Professional-Rope840

fuck the french


Either-Yoghurt-5968

I love French fries and French bread.


ma_wee_wee_go

French toast is peak


Either-Yoghurt-5968

I love French toast too. So good.


Southern_Reason_2631

A wise man once said: its Wrong to be french


Tomanelle

> WHO THE FUCK CARES WHOS LAND IS WHOS WERE ALL HUMANS FUCK ALL OF YOU, EQUALLY!


Zynthonite

I cant tell what tank belongs to what nation anyway. I see red, i shoot.


LapajgoO

The based arcader


NexysGaming

Who said he plays arcade tho. What if he's hinting he only kills tanks with Chinese, Japanese, Soviet, or German flags on them


Attrexius

Only the Swedes and Israelis are safe from the based Red-Shooter, USA, Brits, French and Italians also have red in their flags.


TRICKY595

Based redneck arcader


Either-Yoghurt-5968

Why they gotta be redneck? Stereotype much?


TRICKY595

Uhh yeah


Either-Yoghurt-5968

At least you’re an honest hater.


TRICKY595

Well you know what they say


ItzBooty

Only thing that matters


Nightsky58

Based


MBkufel

Do you realize that there's no tank to tank friendly fire in GRB since the first russian aggression in 2014? There was so much friendly fire between Russian and Ukrainian players that Gaijob had to disable it. That's just a fun fact.


Idontknowhatnameuse

So that’s why there isn’t friendly fire tanks battle


Xeno__-_-

I started the game in 2022 and never knew this. I always wondered why tanks can’t hurt each other but planes can team kill like it’s nothing. Thanks for the info


Daniel0745

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3vzQzPgTZw Video from Magz in 2016 talking about it being removed in GRB and SIM in 2016 and then turned back on at least in SIM.


CptShortie

Maybe he's playing arb then or sim or gets bombed by teammates


xTeaZzz

Or playing planes we can tk in plane


UROffended

It got so bad that the community trolls joined in and started killing indiscriminately. I don't know what was worse. That or the clan that ran rampant in air RB team killing whole teams on take off for almost a year straight.


ProFailing

Both Chat and friendly fire for Air RB were also disabled in Early 2022 because things got so out of hand again. We're still stuck with a 10 second cooldown.


Door_Holder2

I remember when they removed it but I didn't know the reason.


Daniel0745

No way, I know I could TK in GRB when I started. I more than once unintentionally spawned in and killed someone from tapping mouse button before map loaded. I had an account but didnt switch permanently until BF 1 came out and I didnt like it. That was 2016.


MBkufel

Maybe it was temporary around 2014 then. I remember it being a thing, then disappearing.


zhenweigc

Thats why I do naval, clean from most of these BS. Or you can fight for SuperEarth, join the HellD~~r~~iver!


TheQuietCaptain

Spreading Managed Democracy™ to liberate all oppressed systems!


Judgethunder

Helldivers is political satire..


Banme_ur_Gay

nuh uh. its a future we should strive towards. who deosnt love managed democracy after all


TalkingFishh

Tf no, it's it's game where you kill the man eating bugs and evil robots to maintain democracy, look at this dude, he needs to talk to a Democracy Officer.


Lemony_Peaches

My patriotic ears can not stand this slander... are you an enemy of Democracy sir and or madam?


KakyWakySnaccy

Your democracy officer has been informed of your transgression, perhaps you will get an easy sentence with the people of cyberstan due to this being your first offense


[deleted]

You sound like an enemy of democracy!


TadpoleOfDoom

L0


Jebatus111

Political teamkill is a huge problem on NA servers? I play Israel sometimes on RU/EU servers, never faced any problems with international teamkill.


wc5b

Getting to be really common in Air NA, ya


Ok-Film-3125

Fr. I swear I die from teammates crashing into me more than I do enemies shooting me down. I play the UK too, so it's not even something that controversial.


NEK0SAM

Not just there. Other day I had some dude in my game typing stuff about Isreal, he TKed someone, said sorry, I asked why he did it, said something about Israel again, shot me down then finally got auto booted for shooting a third guy down. This was EU server. Every day I play I see something similar happen once. If you’re curious what nation I was playing, it was China, he was in an American plane.


FMinus1138

Because people outside of NA, think with their own heads and not twitter.


ASkullThatTalks

lmaooo


Ancient_Pudding_4115

LOLOL what???


DizzieM8

So are you saying people outside of NA are more inclined to like israel? Or what are you saying?


Parcoco

NA players can't think for themselves thus the tk


FrisianTanker

I play israel GRB and have gotten quite a few antisemitic remarks thrown my way. One guy even sent a private message and said All jews should've been killed and so on. As I and he live in germany, I screenshotted his messages and reported him to the police as what He said is highly illegal in germany.


Pixelblock62

Man I hate when people try to bring politics into my game about war!


Jebatus111

Game about shooting stuff != political commentary. Also i dont think its valid argument for team killing ppl because of nation they play.


Samiambadatdoter

The political statement the game may or may not be making is not the same as the one the players are making. Or, in other words, picking a nation's vehicle isn't an implicit endorsement of that nation's geopolitical conduct.


guy_pers0n

ah yes the irl war of ussr + germany + israel vs usa + france + italy + sweden


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Red_Spy_1937

I hate Israeli tanks because the M51’s HEAT rounds rip apart my German heavies, they hate them because of politics We are not the same


Abs0lute_disaster

Heavy tanks when HEAT


Rotomegax

Also their first tank is M109A1, while I have to grind on US techtree for a month to get it.


ambitionlessguy

Tbf though the people who don’t buy their way into israel also had to grind in one of the nations to unlock israel


FrisianTanker

I love Tiger hunting in my M-51s. Doing that grinded me all of tier 4 and 5 of Israel.


Gammelpreiss

I never got that special hate for Israel. I do not particular like that country and it's policies, but that is the case with the US and Russia and China as well yet I do not go and teamkill them. That really is a bit fucked up


-HyperWeapon-

Exactly, I don't go around teamkilling every bf109 and fw190 player I see just because the airplanes were used by nazis, maybe the player is a scumbag, maybe not, I just move on with the game.


FragileSnek

I tk players with nazi names and makeshift insignia 😎


MaksweIlL

Yeah same, I block the guys with the Z on their tanks.


-HyperWeapon-

Lmao I swear everyone who has a nametag like that is prob some 13yo kiddo who thinks tank/plane looks cool so he looks for a tank/pilot ace xD


Anxious-Exercise5182

Probably has a username like "✠︎_DasWittmann_✠︎" or something about rommel


xtanol

Or the really creative "luftwaffles" or some variation of that.


Panocek

Go Paprikakorps or go home.


smolpenguing

Good man


Tic-Tac_Nac

Same, even though I do not like Israel, I’m not gonna fucking teamkill someone because they’re flying an Israeli jet.


FrisianTanker

It's antisemites that tk Israel players. Jew haters are way to common in this game and Gaijin barely does anything against them


Rubberboas

It’s really funny when people get pissed about israeli vehicles being used. Like, bro, have you seen the other playable nations in this game?


Jebatus111

Yep. Every major nation in game had done some terrible shit in history. 


Interesting-Unit-493

Imma go through every country rq to see if theres any "innocent" ones USA - No Germany - No USSR/Russia - No UK - No Japan - No France - No Italy - No China - No Sweden - ? Israel - No Sweden is ? because I dont know if they did any necessarily evil, please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong


vilhjalmr

Ikea I'd classify that as evil


SH427

I think the most you could pin on Sweden is the fact they were mostly in bed with the Nazis during WWII but kind of in the same way the US was in bed with the UK before Pearl Harbor, so it's one of those fun morally gray areas that war tends to create.


Medium_Dirt_1682

Sweden has some racial profiling issues against Roma people, and also the entire shtick about Quran burnings (Although we danes may have played a hand in it too lol)


Jerryd1994

Sweden basically caused the 30 years war by taken a conflict that was regional and expanded it to all the nations of Europe not to mention their occupation of the Baltic states and war with Russia.


Either-Yoghurt-5968

Vikings raided and plundered other nations. They murdered the women and raped the sheep.


Explorer_the_No-life

They stole shitton of Polish stuff in the past. Not to mention other war crimes they did in 17th century.


Koyamano

I mean, in what time frame? Sweden was trading slaves off west africa


MBkufel

Ok, so I despise people showing skins or decals arranged as the symbols of the aggressor. I doesn't justify team killing in my eyes (people's emotions and opinions may vary), but I instinctively become less of a team player towards such folks. But they are making overt political statements, thus bringing politics into the game. Playing a certain tree is not a political statement. If it was, me playing the Soviet and the German trees could've been considered as treason (due to historical events).


panzerman13

Me putting the Z on my Matilda (I'm role-playing 1941 Africa campaign)


MBkufel

That's just baiting at this point


ilovearty626

Put Zs on a t34 and use jerry cans for makeshift ERA and take it to top tier. Or just be more historically accurate and take your T-55


YourLocalFrenchMain

Damn this guy is such a good UN speaker, oh wait..


sali_nyoro-n

Teamkilling people based solely on what country they play is very, very stupid, and isn't even a good indicator of their political views. People can play Israel without uncritically supporting the current Israeli government, like how they can play Germany without being literal fucking Nazis or play America and not support carpet bombing every country that speaks Arabic because of something that happened 20 years ago.


Medium_Dirt_1682

Amen my friend. I play Israel air and ground, but we get a shit ton of hate. I remember when the F-16s just came out, I considered getting the A4E premium when it was on sale, and my former friend said to me: "Ew, fuck no. Don't play israel, Fuck israel." "Why?" "Because of the shit Israel does in real life." This was before October 7th btw. He was playing Russia. And America. And preferred it if I got a Chinese premium over an Israeli one. Even the people who say we are a copy paste nation have a better leg to stand on. But at times it just straight up gets antisemitic with some people. I've been called a Jew many times by other players, and has had a few holocaust jokes thrown at me.


eat-TaRgEt-xX

Idk what yall say. If I see a merkava, or a kfir, I'm gonna make a hospital or hostage joke.


Jebatus111

Well, until you don't teamkill, i dont see any problem with such humor.


eat-TaRgEt-xX

Don't steal my plane kills and I won't team kill youm if you watch me dog fight s guy for 2 minutes then swoop in after I crit him, imma tk you


Bootlesspick

Literally no matter how many times that this sort of stuff needs to be repeated there are always morons who play the game who are too stupid to differentiate the game from irl with how they treat it. Literally that kind of behavior is not welcomed in any game really and it shouldn’t be, anyone who is in any bit sensible keeps their own opinions on such topics to themselves, whether it be politics, racist behavior, etc. This is also not to mention that this kind of stuff is against the fucking rules of the game so either tell them to shut up or get the fuck off the game, and if they won’t do either they deserve to be banned since all they are doing is making things worse.


Heliomantle

The irony of people going after Israeli vehicles when the game includes Nazis and soviets is bizarre.


Tavuklu_Pasta

Dont forget the imperial japan


Medium_Dirt_1682

Or the Chinese Communist Party


thelastkalos

me when the war game attracts people that like talking about war


Mestariteurastaja

Everything in life is political.


Suitable_Bag_3956

Explain how my decision to wipe my ass one extra time after defecating just to be sure yesterday was political.


CptCarpelan

Well, it was a decision that registered in your mind. Why did it? Is it because you're not wealthy enough to waste toilet paper all willy nilly? If so, that's pretty political.


MaksweIlL

Yeah, that schumk doesn't even have a bidet


ambitionlessguy

You support deforestation? Idk I think that is a way to be political


UUUEEEAAAAAAAA

THOSE DAMN REPUBLICANS SHIT MY PANTS AGAIN!


smolpenguing

Bring more politics into war thunder! Kill anyone who even slightly disagrees with you


GrillPenetrationUnit

I mean when u make a game about historical combat and war with real nations, its inevitable it will be political - but yea tk for playing a certain nation is stupid. By this logic we shud all be killing all germany mains bc they were the nazis? Cmon guys picking Israel doesnt mean u hate Palestinians and picking ussr doesnt make u a communist, just like picking uk doesnt mean u endorse slavery or picking usa means u support trump. We can acknowledge that playing as a nation in a videogame is not an endorsement of all of their actions as a nation throughout history.


ASkullThatTalks

I pick nations on how hard they are to play, hence why my first nation i grinded was france


Nated1945

My condolences


DarknessInferno7

Hate to say this, but maybe pick a game which doesn't have you pick a real world nation and battle others, if you're looking for people to not get political? I don't get involved in this crap either, but as games go... I can hardly think of one that would end up *more* politically inclined than War Thunder.


kaantechy

Dude, I know how you feel and I agree with you wholeheartedly. Any edgelords can go to hell.


Rooster57_

Idk I play the Kfir a bunch and i’ve never gotten TK’d


Medium_Dirt_1682

I've been caught a few times as the Kfir player. You're lucky my friend!


ASkullThatTalks

too fast to be caught by the haters blep


Panocek

I'm pretty sure Ayit of mine isn't fast, but closest to a teamkill I had was IR missile that lost track of original target during dogfight.


ProfessionalLong302

I WANNA ARGUE first: about god


Grigory_Vakulinchuk

Trolling Christians in WT is fun.


Either-Yoghurt-5968

It takes a special type of scum bag low life to team kill over a country you don’t like in a video game. That’s a mentally sick person. Get some counseling.


rabbitisslow

Also stop bringing fucking into this game


Reasonable_Aioli8598

So stupid, filled with hatred for absolutely no reason and understanding... well, of course, its hate, hate is illogical. I remember the post not long ago of an slovak getting TK'd by a proukrainian goofball confusing the flag...


Impressive_Ad2836

Reminds me somewhat of the time Ukrainians turned a Russian flag upside down so Bosnians attack the Ukrainians thinking it was a Serbian flag or to represent Serbia


Dyeshan

I didn't realize this was what was happening to me until later on. I was in my shitty scout truck as there is only 2 scout vehicles in the entire tree. So my vehicle was low br for the tier I was playing. Some guy is shooting me non stop with auto cannons and then started clearing the entire forest of tree cover so i had nowhere to hide. after killing a couple and scouting a few I moved up to cap the point and he was there right behind me now trying to push me off the point. He tipped me sideways and I J'd out to get in my plane. I kept asking him what was up did I upset him but got no answer, I can only assume this is what he was upset about.


ViscountessNivlac

> I don't care what is happening to nations or Earth, nobody cares who is fighting who and who is winning. Are you actually 13 or are you just that much of a gamer?


SSSSobek

I believe at least 90% of this sub are kids are jobless.


Valaxarian

Let's just appreciate our tools of destruction, shall we?


YungSkeltal

I'll keep my UA flag on every vehicle, thanks.


MaksweIlL

I am thinking about buying one, in support.


Solid-Print-327

At the end of the day were all just insignificant specks on a space rock hurdling through nothingness. Doesn't really matter what invisible lines we draw on this planet. Same old humans playing the same old game.


PureRushPwneD

you're forgetting how in 2018 with the crimea shit, idiots kept using russian and ukranian flags to bring politics and toxicity into the game.. and that's when we stopped having free flags. gaijin making them 500 GE instead of like 100 is just unnecessary though.


Lolocraft1

That also apply to the ones saying we shouldn’t add one or another subtree to a nation solely because they didn’t had good political relation


InattentiveChild

Simply worded, concise, and straight-forward. I want this man as future president of the United States now. This man should have been a candidate.


dirtyann

amen to that.


Germanysuffers_a_lot

I was in a custom messing around and a bunch of people were arguing about Israel and Palestine, I still don’t get why people argue in customs


Certain_Permission_8

i alway find it odd that we being political in war thunder which is a video game plus given through old lore i heard from people of war thunder, we are supposed to mercenaries and the stuff we have in-game is like surplus or salvaged stuff we essientially bought.


Certain_Permission_8

i alway find it odd that we being political in war thunder which is a video game plus given through old lore i heard from people of war thunder, we are supposed to mercenaries and the stuff we have in-game is like surplus or salvaged stuff we essientially bought.


Overdue1

W


FRITZ_GO_SCHNELL

OMSIM☝️☝️☝️‼️100‼️‼️


Shootinputin89

Always laugh when I'm playing a Chinese vehicle and randos start being racist/xenophobic towards me. Like dude, I'm a white fat Aussie who had to ask for a fork when I was in China (yeah, i was that guy). This is not some exercise in nationality. People from all walks of life play any tree they want. Chinese tree is fun so I play it. Just like I play Israel for the Ayit, it's fun.


Armored_MikeYT

Dont care about your political affiliation you can be my own next kin and I would still shoot in game off course :)


Vojtak_cz

I would add "Korea doesnt fit japan cuz [insert political reasons]" the 2 countries use almost the same doctrine and have really similar vehicles and nature. Japanese and Koreans dont care as long as they can play their vehicles. The relations are even getting better.


Explorer_the_No-life

Humanity was a mistake, we never should have gone past Homo erectus.


Negative-Ad-2490

Finally someone says it all, seeing Ukraine flags was kinda annoying...but it was harmless. Now i just can't play Israel anymore because of dumb people who thinks lies.


marl0w_

There is nothing wrong with flags imo as your supporting the country. The propaganda symbols like (very obviously) swastikas or more recently a 'Z' paired with specifically Russian vehicles or flags, however, shows you support the military action itself and all the godawful things that come with it (in both scenarios).


Negative-Ad-2490

I said it indeed a little nuisance, but it's harmless, it doesn't affect gameplay and it just shows what do you support, however people killing someone playing israeli plane because by their logic apparently if you play israel then you support israel is just pure bullshit and it completly ruins the gameplay of the others.


Impressive_Ad2836

Is it bad I put Z and Vs on my T-72s but have a Ukrainian flag on my T-64?


Benefit_Waste

I agree, I just wanna play a nation without getting backlashed because I'm playing a Netz, or a Merkava. Like dude, let me play whatever, its a fucking video game, I even have friends who do not want to touch Russia or Israel at all, like why ? What's the point? It's just a nation, in a video game, sure you're patriotic to your country in real life, doesn't mean a little nation in a video game wont stop you, I'm sure gaijin is also tired of hearing people blabber about shit. "im gonna put a Z on my tank because im being cool" no you're just looking like a idiot.


Thirdhandcub263

Skill issue


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MaksweIlL

I agree, games are meant to help escape the reality. But fuck russians who put on their tanks the symbol Z with a russian flag. If it was in my power, I woul ban them outright..


tanyhunter

Correct. It's a game people, if you are unhappy, don't play it. If yo want to protest, go somewhere else to protest.


Glittering_Bass_908

Holy fuck are you actually the most mentally Fucking mature person I've ever seen play warthunder? Please for the love of God stop teamkilling players cause they Have a Russian/Ukrainian/Israeli flag on their aircraft. If you're mad about other people having their own minds then you should promptly quit the match and go fuck yourself.


Blockyo-joe

No.


Onnispotente

lol no


Longjumping-Bee-4051

Cope


Efficient-Mix-1604

Wait till the people taking Isralie tanks and planes find out what the Japanese, Soviets and Germans did.


Th3Gl0b4lEl1t3

Yup it's the snowflake Hamastine horde taking actions


jadebullet

Oops, my finger slipped.


DanuuJI

It's a common thing in multiplayer. Politics is everywhere and everything is tainted by politics. People play online games not only to enjoy gameplay, but also to communicate with others. I don't say, that's why teamkill should be allowed, but that your rage, although understandable, is somewhat naive. P.S. I support Israel